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CultureRe: Bristow Helo Crashed Because Govt Doesn't Appease Sea Goddess – Oba by UpLoyo: 1:05pm On Aug 13, 2015
zinachidi:
http://dailypost.ng/2015/08/13/bristow-helicopter-crashed-because-government-no-longer-appease-sea-goddess-oba-of-oworo/
Like seriously in 2015? Ok let's make it easy for the Oba, let him bring the sea god and let's put the god on an unmanned helicopter and let's see who need appeasement. Or better yet put the Oba on the helicopter after he has finished appeasing his god and let's see what happens. THE GODS MUST BE CRAZY.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Soldier Killed While Fighting For Nigeria (photo) by UpLoyo: 12:57pm On Aug 13, 2015
mcevans1:
If I die in a war zone,

Box me up&send me home,

Put my medals on my chest,

Tell my mom I did my best,

Tell my dad not to bow,

He won't get tension from me now,

Tell my brother to study
perfectly,

Keys of my bike will be his
permanently,

Tell my sis not to be upset,
Her bro will not rise after this
sunset,

Tell my love not to cry..

"COZ I AM A SOLDIER.. BORN TO
DIE.."

RIP GALLANT SOLDIER
Next time you are quoting someone, pls put a quotation mark since these are not your own words. That's integrity.

http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/5420275
PoliticsRe: Refugees From Togo Spotted In Ikoyi This Morning (photos) by UpLoyo: 11:39pm On Aug 12, 2015
cynhamscakes:
They don't look too good. I hope help will come their way soonest.
You have a good heart, that's a really kind thing to say to someone in need...may help come your way too when you need it.
PoliticsRe: Gbenga Daniel Replies Soyinka: Your Comments Betray Your Repute by UpLoyo: 4:50pm On Aug 12, 2015
OZAOEKPE:
I know that the truth hurts most times, but I have to say it. To me soyinka is just a lucky man, for him to have won a nobel price with works like,"d lion and the jewel", he should be thankful.
He cannot and can never reach the height and peak chinua achebe reached.
Before you quote me, please google when he won that "lucky" nobel price.
Did anyone stop you from getting lucky as well? And what height did Achebe reached that Soyinka didn't again?
CultureRe: Ife Chiefs Announce Ooni’s Death Formally (photo) by UpLoyo: 4:41pm On Aug 12, 2015
PoliticsRe: Buhari Now Different From The Man I Knew.....soyinka by UpLoyo: 4:21pm On Aug 12, 2015
patriot4:
That is something common in all governments on earth. You see, that is why you need to use your brain if you want to give a reasonable definition to corruption. Your definition makes every government on earth corrupt.
You are really a dumb.ass, Soyinka is a private citizen he has the right so say whatever crap he likes. Case closed, Mr post graduate.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Now Different From The Man I Knew.....soyinka by UpLoyo:
patriot4:
Soyinka is playing with the brains of gullible and unsuspecting nigerians. In a more developped country, these kinds of crooked statements like "born again" can not even be sold to children above 13. But frankly speaking, most nigerians are quite unintelligent and the old soyinka can sell them poo and contradict himself as much as he wants.
Go find a day job, and quit bitching, If you and your generations attain half of what Soyinka attained in your life time you'll be set. Election is over, your dumb.ass lost get over it, or just go bury yourself; you'll be bitching for the next 8yrs just to let you know.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Now Different From The Man I Knew.....soyinka by UpLoyo: 4:11pm On Aug 12, 2015
patriot4:
soyinka, as a postgraduate, I get disappointed in you each day.
You have become a full fledged politician, and I suspect you have always been.
Soyinka, you are far from being the intelligent man I thought you were.
For your information, soyinka, the word corruption doesn't have a universal meaning. Indeed to heterosexuals, homosexuality is corruption, to passionate musicians singing with the help of electronics is corruption, to people against alcool, drinking alcool is corruption. And depending on your religious beliefs, corruption can mean different things. For muslims, eating porc is corruption, speaking ill of mohamed is corruption, not being a muslim is corruption. For christians not being a monotheist is corruption, not going to church is corruption. for atheists being religious is corruption. Also when a thief is being arraigned by the police for stealing an orange, nobody considers that thief a corrupt man. When someone rubs a bank and steals large sums of money, nobody calls him corrupt. I expected a university professor to know all this. How dissappointed I am in soyinka who I thought was a world citizen and an intelligent man.
You a post graduate? I'm sorry for whoever paid your tuition grin grin. all you dumbass need to take a seat way at the very back. Election is over and your mentor was voted out get over it. So it's Soyinka's fault Jonathan was a thief? Just shut the hell up already before you run out of data... grin You are nothing but an ignoramus. Post graduate my ass. Please paste your school info, I'm waiting.

"....corruption is the abuse of bestowed power or position to acquire a personal benefit. Corruption may include many activities including bribery and embezzlement. Government, or 'political', corruption occurs when an office-holder or other governmental employee acts in an official capacity for personal gain."
SportsRe: These Guys Won FIFA U16 Maiden Edition On This Date 1985 (photo) by UpLoyo: 1:18pm On Aug 11, 2015
dridowu:
Congrats to them all
https://instagram.com/p/6PT8k6QMwL/
lalasticlala
Really, congrats to them for something they won in 1985?
PoliticsMan Lets Daughter Drown Rather Than Let Strange Men Touch Her by UpLoyo(op): 1:01pm On Aug 11, 2015
The father of a 20-year-old woman who drowned in Dubai allegedly stopped lifeguards from helping her.

The unnamed man had said he preferred to let her die rather than be touched by strange men after she got into difficulty on a beach in the city, a top Dubai official told Emirates 24/7.

Lt. Col Ahmed Burqibah, Deputy Director of Dubai Police’s Search and Rescue Department, said the incident had stuck with him. He said: “The kids were swimming in the beach when suddenly, the 20-year-old girl started drowning and screaming for help.

Two rescue men were at the beach, and they rushed to help the girl. However, there was one obstacle which prevented them from reaching the girl and helping her. This obstacle was the belief of this Asian man who considered that if these men touched his daughter, then this would dishonour her. It cost him the life of his daughter.”

According to Lt. Col Burqibah, the man became aggressive, physically pulling the rescue men away from the water and said he “prefers his daughter being dead than being touched by a strange man”.

The girl died in the incident but Lt. Col Burqibah said she could have been saved as they were “so to her to pull her out of the water” when her father intervened. The man was later prosecuted for stopping the rescue team from doing its job.

[url]http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world/man-lets-daughter-drown-rather-than-let-strange-men-touch-her/ar-BBlD2lv?ocid=mailsignout [/url]
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Was Held Hostage While In Office – Soyinka by UpLoyo: 12:44am On Aug 11, 2015
tman4real21:
soyinka is a typical Yoruba man. Yorubas rigged da election with hausa/fulani pple in favour of the Association of Past Criminals 'APC' Yoruba hatred for Biafrians right from time immeorial... #RadioBiafra will keep exposing u all...
Shut your trap already, all this your Biafara nonsense is really getting boring don't you think? When you all wake up from your sleep, you'll find something else better to cry about.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Was Held Hostage While In Office – Soyinka by UpLoyo: 12:42am On Aug 11, 2015
BishopMagic:
Soyinka is a disgrace.

I have lost all respect I had from this old fool and have come to see him as a cheapskate hustler.


Soyinka is merely trying to distance himself from this disgraceful administration which he worked tirelessly openly to support.


Leave these old fools. They have nothing to lose because they know they are not part of the future.
Look at this clown grin You lost all respect for Soyinka? You must be living in a fool's paradise, somebody that doesn't even know of your existence in life grin grin grin grin Some of you are just too stup1d and the more you try to say something smart, the more you show you foolishness. Like the guy needed you attain anything in life, do you even have any clue what being a Nobel Laureate? Without people like him that fought IBB, id1iots like you won't be here talking nonsense, the only hope you have in this life was because of people like him, so shut your trap and drown yourself in your own whatever respect you have left that no one gives a damn about.
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Treat A Civilian Like An Animal In Nasarawa State (Photo) by UpLoyo: 1:51pm On Aug 10, 2015
RaphaelChuks:
The person that posted this article, I don't know the kind of brain u have by posting half story. I guess ur anti-Nigeria Army. I dey see u
He actually has a well functioning brain cells to know right from wrong; you Mr are the dumb.ass. The clowns run away boko but can whip a civilian with a koboko while rolling in the gutter and you still justify this? F.UCK U and f.uck your stup1d army. These are not soldiers these are bunch of cowards.
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Treat A Civilian Like An Animal In Nasarawa State (Photo) by UpLoyo: 1:39pm On Aug 10, 2015
RaphaelChuks:
But did u bloody civilians casting the soldiers tried to find out what that bloody civilian didhuhhuhhuh If u have a relation in the military try to interrogate him/her about his/her experience nd u will understand how it feel to be offended by ciliviliance.
You must be crazy, find out what he did? What right do you have to apportion punishment to a fellow citizen. Are you that stupid? You don't have to answer, it's obvious you are.
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Treat A Civilian Like An Animal In Nasarawa State (Photo) by UpLoyo: 1:36pm On Aug 10, 2015
These animals should be in jail; what right do they have to do this another citizen, simply because they carry guns? What a bunch of low lives; and you are wondering why US won't give you arms. These are thesame animals you want to give them to? Until you start sending these morons to jail they'll forever think they are better than a civilian because they carry guns they probably don't even know how to use properly. Pure nonsense. Anyone that has a video footage of this, pls forward it to CNN.
PoliticsRe: Arms Bought By Jonathan Govt Haven’t Arrived Nigeria – Dasuki by UpLoyo: 1:30pm On Aug 07, 2015
koboko69:
This guy is just a bastard liar trying to save face. For all we know, the only meaningful achievement in the fight against BH was the 6 weeks political "miscalculation", where what the Nigerian army could not do in 6years, they suddenly did in 6 weeks. Exceot Dansuki is trying to say this weapons became functional only 6 weeks to election. The last one year before elections was stories of BH taking over local governments and hoisting flags, killing innocent people and not the other way around this clown is saying.


The clown should mention names of "elements" or shut the hell up. This is no longer campaign period.

Like i said earlier wait till you are probed. All the dollars and naira you stole, you will cough them out like you have dollarculosis.

We are not fooled by the deceitful pictures you showed us, Okonjo also showed us figures too, but when Oshimole questioned further, she became silent ever since!!!
May your life be long and fruitful, you've said it all.
PoliticsRe: Dasuki Releases Images Of Sophisticated Weapons Acquired Under Jonathan [PHOTOS] by UpLoyo: 5:33pm On Aug 06, 2015
Do you know the meaning of sophisticated at all? Did Dansuki provide you with these pics? So those white people on the tarmac are Nigerians right? And the Russian graffiti or so on the walls are your sophisticated weaponshuh grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Lecturer Rapes 18- Year-old Admission Seeker In Lagos by UpLoyo: 2:02pm On Aug 06, 2015
If he's found guilty he should be hanged. Too many oxygen wasters in Naija you can afford to lose a couple of millions of them. HANG HIM, it's that simple.
CultureRe: Why Palace Is Yet To Officially Announce Ooni Of Ife’s Death by UpLoyo: 1:58pm On Aug 06, 2015
Who give a damn about one agbaya of a king that plunged the country into the state it is today. Posterity won't forgive what you did for June 12.
PoliticsRe: Saraki In Maiduguri: Tentative First Steps For 2019 Presidency - Vanguard by UpLoyo: 1:55pm On Aug 06, 2015
chukwudi44:
THE IGBOS WOULD RATHER VOTE FORN THE DEVIL THAN VOTE FOR A FANATICAL AND TRIBALLY MINDED FELLOW LIKE BUHARI!!!THAT MAN IS TOO TRIBALISTIC AND VENGEFUL TO PRESIDE OVER A COUNTRY LIKE NIGERIA
Too bad, so sad, he never needed hour vote anyways and he's presiding over Nigeria now. So what exactly is your rambling about again?
PoliticsRe: Saraki In Maiduguri: Tentative First Steps For 2019 Presidency - Vanguard by UpLoyo: 1:54pm On Aug 06, 2015
President Bukola Saraki.... grin grin grin. When pigs fly grin grin grin. Someone pls tell this clown money can no longer buy you votes in Naija o.
AgricultureRe: Photos Of A Mighty Hippopotamus Caught In Gombe State Today by UpLoyo: 1:50pm On Aug 06, 2015
This is so sad, and why is the clown smiling? Killing a defenseless animal for terrorizing farmers? Really, who lives in the forest, animal or humans? What's the difference between these ignoramus and the heartless bas.tard that killed Cecil. Go ahead eat it and in 4hrs you'll be hungry again and back to your miserable lives...
PoliticsRe: Deltans Organize "Enough Is Enough" For Ibori by UpLoyo: 7:58pm On Aug 05, 2015
Grant bail crusade? Ignorance on rampage; bail for someone already convicted of a crime? I'm sure God has better things on his hands than attending to one Ali Baba and the 40 thieves that's paying for the crimes he committed. grin grin. You should include fasting too...no amount of prayer will open that jail door until he serves every single minute. The last time I checked his name was neither Paul nor Silas. grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Criminals Who Hijack Lorries And Buses Arrested In Enugu (photo) by UpLoyo: 3:49pm On Aug 05, 2015
Hawlahscho:
Igbo Kwenu!!!! grin

Judas Iscariot seemed to be an Igbo guy, for d guy to sell even the Christ. sad


THIS IS MY JUDGMENT:



lipsrsealed







I don't fan FTC since no special reward sad Anyway, it's a means of confirming that INTROVERT is a learner when I become jobless like her. grin No offence o sister grin
That's just dump, so there are no robbers in other parts of Nigeria? Oyewusi, Sina Rambo rings any bell? Is there still death penalty in Nigeria that serves as a deterrent is the question?
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Ladies Lie About How They Were Disvirgined To Their Boyfriends? by UpLoyo: 12:38am On Jul 31, 2015
lawnreigh:
I find it difficult to believe how most ladies lie about how were disvirgined to their boyfriends/Fiancé and co, most times they usually lie, it's either they were raped by a neighbor when they were young or probably one brother in their area which makes it hard to even believe the one saying the truth because it seems to be the same lie trend among ladies.

Is there anything bad in telling your boyfriend how you were truly disvirgined by former boyfriends et al?
Height of joblessness, of that relevance is somebody's else virginity? Some of you are just too disgusting to be allowed amongst sane people. There's always a stupid article about ladies, do you perverts have a mother or sister in your lineage at all? What is your damn business if a ladies lies about her virginity to her man, is that your freaking problem? Bunch of jerk offs, I blame the clown responsible more monitoring this website, it has really gone to the dogs.
PoliticsRe: PDP To APC: Explain Why Patience Jonathan Was Humiliated At PH Airport by UpLoyo: 1:14am On Jul 28, 2015
What a gather of buffoons, Boko is murdering hundreds of your citizens weekly, you are worried about an first lady being denied access at a VIP lounge, really? Anyone that thinks these ignoramus have his or best interest should be donate his/her brain to the nearest laboratory.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Very Active Police Officer On Duty At Sabo Junction, Ikorodu (Picture) by UpLoyo: 1:09am On Jul 28, 2015
What a waste of human resources, imagine doing this nonsense 5days a week in that hot weather when the dumb.ass in government could just have easily put a traffic light and let the poor woman actually do a real policing job.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: New Strokes From Centje And Bro by UpLoyo: 1:17am On Jul 24, 2015
grandstar:
The paintings are just okay.

Nothing special
Stop raining on his parade. The man's got talent.

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