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Science/TechnologyRe: Pictures That Will Make You Re-evaluate Your Entire Existence - Yahoo by UpLoyo(op): 1:14pm On Oct 07, 2015

Science/TechnologyPictures That Will Make You Re-evaluate Your Entire Existence - Yahoo by UpLoyo(op):
Thought this was interesting from Yahoo...your problem might not be as big as you thought when you realise God is bigger...enjoy

PoliticsRe: Saraki Senior And Junior Screen Audu Ogbeh by UpLoyo: 1:55pm On Oct 06, 2015
[s][s]quote author=chiedu7 post=38720826][size=13pt]STRANGE TURN OF EVIDENTS WITH THIS APC.

AND THE LIST GROWS.


[b]WELL APC & DULLARD KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING.

SENATE PRESIDENT RIGGED HIS WAY TO OFFICE,
AND HIS PARTY IS SUPPOSED TO FIGHT CORRUPTION.
IT'S LIKE ARMED ROBBERS GUARDING YOUR HOUSE

THE NIGERIAN ECONOMY HAS GONE FROM BEING THE MOST ANTICIPATED IN THE WORLD
TO BEING IN SERIOUS TROUBLE.

THE PRIVATE SECTOR IS SUFFERING UNDER DULLARD & APC

THE APC's SENATE PRESIDENT IS FIGHTING FOR HIS POLITICAL CAREER!

APC GUBERNATORIAL KOGI CANDIDATE STOLE MONEY AND ADMITTED IT, YET FREE

https://i.imgur.com/dJOLNYD.png?2


BOKO HARAM IS KILLING WITH IMPUNITY.

FULANI HERDS MEN ARE KIDNAPPING YORUBA ELDERS WITH EASE.

https://i.imgur.com/zo0wZBu.png?1

FULANI HERDS MEN ARE KILLING FARMERS ALL OVER THE PLACE.

B00HARI DON ENTER JP MORGAN EXITS NIJA

NAIRA DON DEY FALL.
IT'S NOT OIL PRICE BECOS SAUI ARABIA TOO SELLS OIL
AND THEIR CURRENCY IS OKAY.
ALSO THE PRICE OF OIL DID NOT FALL WHEN GMB GOT IN IT FELL WHILE GEJ WAS THERE,
BUT WHEN GMB GOT IN THE NAIRA HAS BEEN FALLING.


BOKO HARAM SUSPECTS ARE BEING SET FREE AND REWARDED FOR MURDER

[img]http://i1.wp.com/ynaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/suspects3.jpg?zoom=1.5&resize=640%2C423[/img]

WHEN BOKO HARAM BOMB, GMB DOES NOT GO TO SEE THE SITES.


B00HARI IS THE ONLY LEADER TO THINK MICHELLE IS THE PRESIDENT OF WEST GERMANY.

B00HARI IS THE ONLY NIGERIAN LEADER THEY WONT LET ADDRESS THE NATION DIRECTLY,
SO HE DOES NOT ADDRESS TINUBU AS AWOLOWO SINCE HE THINKS MICHELLE IS THE PRESIDENT OF WEST GERMANY.

NIGERIA'S ECONOMY THAT WAS REGARDED WORLD-WIDE AS GROWING IS NOW IN JEOPARDY

DULLARD IGNORES FEDERAL CHARACTER AND APPOINTS ONLY THE NORTH TO KEY POSITIONS.
DULLARD IN A DEMOCRATIC SYSTEM IS PRACTICING NORTHOCRACY.
GOVT OF THE NORTH FOR THE NORTH BY THE NORTH huh


BOKO HARAM MEMBERS WERE ARRESTED IN THE SOUTH EAST & SOUTH WEST

BEGGARS THREATENED THE GOVERNMENT OF KADUNA STATE.

DULLARD IS THE 1ST PRESIDENT TO TAKE HIS CHILD ON A GOVERNMENT FUNDED OFFICIAL TRIP.
AND THE TRIP WAS PAID FOR BY THE TAX OF THE NIGERIAN MASSES.

₦AIRA HAS FALLEN SO MANY TIMES SINCE DULLARD & APC GOT IN.

DULLARD HAS CUT OFF THE SOUTH-WEST THAT GAVE HIM THE PRESIDENCY.

GIVES ONLY THE NORTH NICE APPOINTMENTS, WHILE IGNORING THE REST OF THE COUNTRY

MAKE'S SURE ONLY THE NORTH GETS SENATE PRESIDENT & SPEAKER OF REPS.

GRACIOUSLY GIVES THE EAST OF NIGERIA BOKO HARAM PRISONERS

WONDERFUL GIVES THE SOUTH-SOUTH NUCLEAR REACTORS THAT OTHERS KNOW IS A DEATH TRAP.

BOKO HARAM HAS INCREASED IT'S KILLING, EVEN BURNING THE HOUSE OF TOP MILITARY MAN.

BOKO HARAM IS NOW SENDING CHILDREN TO BOMB FOR THEM.

KADUNA STATE GOVERNOR IS CALLING THE VICE PRESIDENT A "MERE COMMISSIONER"

DULLARD DOES NOT WANT TO SUPPORT THE NIGER DELTA GUYS WHO REFUSED VIOLENCE TO GO TO SCHOOL!

NOT ONLY DID APC RIG IN SARAKI AS WE CAN SEE,
BUT ALSO RIGGED IN A CATTLE RARER AS PRESIDENT.
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WHO SAID DULLARD & APC ARE NOT WORKING[/b]
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[img]http://i./Fn7q3cMgPZmqk.gif[/img][/s][/s][/quote]You are welcome
PoliticsRe: Diezani Caught Trying To Buy Hyde-Park, London - TheSun.co.uk by UpLoyo: 6:32pm On Oct 05, 2015
coolitempa:
If this woman has stolen anything near that......she deserves to be shot not jailed given the electric chair grin.......what a f..king terrible heartless animal... cheesy
PoliticsRe: Diezani Caught Trying To Buy Hyde-Park, London - TheSun.co.uk by UpLoyo: 6:27pm On Oct 05, 2015
sukkot:
you are a dumbass and this goes to all the other dumbasses who lack comprehension skills. ok let me break this down for you. this man who wrote this article has many connections in intelligence. he is a well known journalist respected by the queen. and with his intelligence connection he has found out the amount she is laundering which is 13 billion pounds. and also with his intelligence connection he found out she was trying to buy an expensive house in hyde park. SO HERE COMES THE SARCASM. ' THE SARCASM IS SHE HAS STOLEN 13 BILLION POUNDS, WHY NOT BUY THE WHOLE HYDE PARK, AS OPPOSED TO TRYING TO BUY ONE HOUSE IN HYDE PARK BECAUSE 13 BILLION POUNDS CAN ACTUALLY BUY THE WHOLE HYDE PARK '. so i hope you see the journalists sarcasm which mirrors his disgust that someone has the gall to steal 13 billion pounds.
Why bother yourself most of them can't read, let them continue their ignorance...if it's not an article about "who's a virgin or ladies why do you wear jeans" they have nothing meaningful in life to contribute to their society. grin
PoliticsRe: Diezani Caught Trying To Buy Hyde-Park, London - TheSun.co.uk by UpLoyo: 6:20pm On Oct 05, 2015
PublicAssurance:
[size=18pt]The only reason people hate her is because she is beautiful a Thief successful....enemies of progress![/size]
What progress? You are a dumbass.
PoliticsRe: [BUHARINOMICS] Is 1983 About To Repeat Itself? By Nairametrics by UpLoyo: 1:34pm On Oct 02, 2015
Adesiji77:
http://nairametrics.com/buharinomics-is-1983-about-to-repeat-itself/ lalasticlala
I don't know what you guys are in a hurry for, other than most of you are jobless...he's only been there for few months and you won't all stop ranting...in country of over 170 million you could only find a 72 year old retired general with integrity but you are still wailing...how many ministers have added value to your lives in the last 16yrs again?

CrimeRe: Robbers Force Victims To Serve Them Food During Attack In Lagos (pic) by UpLoyo: 12:29pm On Oct 02, 2015
agarawu23:
shocked

Teens.

I have no option than to put rat poison In their food before serving them undecided
Not a bad idea, one question though is what would you do when they ask you taste the food first at gun point?
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Saraki's Supporters Carrying Placard Outside National Assembly by UpLoyo: 2:27pm On Sep 29, 2015
anonimi:
Behold the face of a:

- state treasury robber
- certificate forger
- drug money launderer.




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This reetard must you bring tinubu in every convo, was he ever a saint or something, is he even the one on trial? Were you born this stup1d or this is a life achievement for you? I'm guessing both but I might be wrong.

PoliticsRe: Photos Of Saraki's Supporters Carrying Placard Outside National Assembly by UpLoyo: 2:18pm On Sep 29, 2015
Ilekeh:
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It's them. I've said it.

Igbos protesting for their Yoruba and Fulani masters.

Did any of them protest when soldiers clashed with Biafran supports?

Igbos : "I gon' make muh mustahs proud". Slaves
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Isn't it ironic that an Ibo man is asking his people not to take any appointment under PMB, while his kindrends are busy 'dancing in the sun' for someone whose heritage is closer to fulanis than even the yorubas?
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Saraki's Supporters Carrying Placard Outside National Assembly by UpLoyo: 2:00pm On Sep 29, 2015
tiwaz:
At the resumed session of the Senate this morning, 86 senators passed their vote of confidence on Senate president Bukola Saraki. Senator David Umaru moved the motion to pass the vote of confidence which was seconded by Senator Ahmed Sani. Meanwhile pro-saraki supporters this morning stormed the entrance of the National Assembly carrying placards with various inscription in support of Saraki.

http://www.nigerianewsheadlines.com/?p=9591

cc: Ishilove, Lalasticlala
100 f00ls paid $100 each = $10,000 to buy their entire lives. Should anything happen to Nigeria, saraki gets his red passport runs to UK with wife and kids if they are even in Nigeria. These buffoons are stucked in Nigeria with a passport that can't go beyond Ghana, having sold their future for $100. Look at the 1diots dancing away their lives; Somebody pls tell these nonentities how old the guy that owns Facebook is, may be they'll go back home and start crying for their pathetic lives...Soludo's 17yr old daughter had over $200,000 in her personal account to show French embassy few months ago while trying to secure a visiting visa from UK; how many of these clowns have 20,000 naira in their bank account? Keep dancing it's not like gateman, cook, housemaids, driver jobs are going away...
CrimeRe: Robbers Raped My Two Daughters In Abuja – Resident by UpLoyo: 1:51pm On Sep 29, 2015
EgunMogaji:
And when I advocate legal gun ownership in Nigeria some folks go start to abuse their father.
Everybody is already a robber, now you want everyone to become an armed robber? grin grin
CrimeRe: Robbers Raped My Two Daughters In Abuja – Resident by UpLoyo: 1:46pm On Sep 29, 2015
menix:
I faint bro....
It's not a question. The word is EVER not NEVER; don't faint yet, just ask your English teacher to call me grin grin
CrimeRe: Robbers Raped My Two Daughters In Abuja – Resident by UpLoyo: 1:39pm On Sep 29, 2015
menix:
Seriously that dude is madt..

Buh check if u made sense with the above..
You ever heard of typo?
PoliticsRe: Again, Senate Passes Vote Of Confidence On Saraki. Leadership. by UpLoyo: 12:46pm On Sep 29, 2015
PhockPhockMan:
http://www.leadership.ng/news/463944/again-senate-passes-a-vote-on-confidence-on-saraki
What else is new, it' just a of bunch thieves supporting the lead thief...It's not like they give a crap about any of you anyways.

PoliticsRe: Those Calling For Saraki’s Resignation Are Enemies Of Democracy – Babatope by UpLoyo: 1:41pm On Sep 28, 2015
Even if Saraki is forced to resign by these trumped up charges against him, I believe that he will still enjoy the confidence and support of the people - Really dude?, which people, the same ones that stoned him last week?

These are the kinds of thieves you need to stone to death to savage whatever little future you have left.
PoliticsRe: Police Shouldn't Take Glory For Falae's Release, We Paid Ransom – Family Source by UpLoyo: 1:29pm On Sep 28, 2015
blasterman:
THE STUPID SENATE AND HOUSE OF ASSEMBLY CANNOT USE THEIR HEAD AND MAKE LAW TO INCREASE PUNISHMENT FOR KIDNAPPERS EG DEATH BY FIRING SQUAD .
Why would they do that, they're probably the ones sending the kidnappers, it's a great political tool now. Cos you begin to wonder after all these years of kidnapping the empty heads couldn't make it a capital punishment. They had bigger things to worry about like em em, their salaries, vacations, wardrobe allowance, girlfriends lipsticks and stuffs. grin
PoliticsRe: Police Shouldn't Take Glory For Falae's Release, We Paid Ransom – Family Source by UpLoyo: 1:21pm On Sep 28, 2015
Darus05:
Are d real Fool here,what is d work ur president shey no travel? after d family paid ransom na 2 take d credit ba.
Like I said earlier reetard; my President doesn't negotiate with terrorists and probably in the gym now at his Pennsylvania Ave residence, anything else?
PoliticsRe: Police Shouldn't Take Glory For Falae's Release, We Paid Ransom – Family Source by UpLoyo: 12:55pm On Sep 28, 2015
Darus05:
That is what happen when u vote a traveller president.
Reetard and what has this gotta do with the President?

PoliticsRe: Police Shouldn't Take Glory For Falae's Release, We Paid Ransom – Family Source by UpLoyo: 12:42pm On Sep 28, 2015
What stup1d police do you have? No one should be surprised in a country where Bola Ige, a whole chief justice was murdered and the police were as useless at it could be. Before you leave your house in naija every morning, get a copy of Ebenezer Obey's song and start singing..."Security mi ohun be lowo Oluwa..." No police can help ya in that country.

When in the world would those knuckleheads called senators pass a bill that makes kidnapping a capital punishment, executable within 12hrs?? You have over 170million you can afford to lose 20millions waste of oxygen, riffraffs, politicians, robbers, 419s, rapists, pedos etc
Science/TechnologyRe: Pictures Of The Lunar Eclipse. Did You Experience It??? by UpLoyo: 12:35pm On Sep 28, 2015
Rotjijatau:
What is Lunar eclipse?
Lunar eclipse is when the sun blocks the moon from shinning!!!
A month ago scientists predicted a lunar eclipse that will occur today 28th September 2015. I have seen it, you can go out and check for yourselves.
From where did you get your definition of lunar eclipse? Have you ever seen a shinning moon? The moon doesn't have any light of its own; that's from the sun. I hope you don't go into reaching. grin grin

Lunar eclipse is when the earth moves between the sun and the moon, therefore blocking the sun’s rays from striking the moon, it is called a lunar eclipse.
RomanceRe: Ladies! How Many Of You Do This??(picture) by UpLoyo: 11:24pm On Sep 27, 2015
cyprianlah:
Ladies don't lie! some of you have that ridiculous names you save your ATM's on your fonesgrin

So ladies let's hear the names what do you save them as??
This is what joblessness does to people at after 8pm Nigerian time? Of what business is yours how someone stores her contact detail? I blame the moderator for this crap. You must be really bored...I don't think this site's worth more than $100 with dumb postings like this, someone needs to created a kids section for most of you and a paid section just to keep some of you out of decent conversation.

PoliticsRe: Emir Sanusi Marries Sa’adatu Barkindo-Musdafa - Premium Times by UpLoyo:
One word comes to mind......ewwwwwwwwwww
Would this pedophile have allowed her 18yr old daughter to marry a senior citizen as well? This guy is some people's mentor? Ridiculous.
PoliticsRe: Throwback Photo Of Chief Awolowo,HID,Mrs Osinbajo's Mother And Others by UpLoyo: 1:21pm On Sep 24, 2015
Tripleclick:
Awo Sucider. ...Oga slavery...
Scammed by northernrs
Have you guys ever thought may be the guy made a typo and he meant. HID? It could have been an honest mistake cos he actually said RIP...you never know.
PoliticsRe: Goodluck & Patience Jonathan Visit The Awolowos (Photos) by UpLoyo: 3:04pm On Sep 23, 2015
anonimi:
How can a THIEF be my mother? God forbid!
That must be your dream mummy, not so huh

BTW, once you kill yourself let me know and I may follow your example grin grin



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I know you are too stup1d to figure it out....Now listen kid

[size=24pt]THERE IS NO MORE ELECTION. IT IS OVER YOU LOST, SEE YOU IN 8 YEARS[/size] No one gives a crap about your posting, go cry me a river somewhere else tongue tongue.

Sorry your Christmas gift came early; I had to do a rush order for people like you...my pleasure. Call me when you at your funeral. grin

PoliticsRe: Goodluck & Patience Jonathan Visit The Awolowos (Photos) by UpLoyo: 2:54pm On Sep 23, 2015
ajepako:
This dude just dey make my day!

See him.... No tribal sentiment... At least not as blatantly shown by the incumbent who has preference only for northerners

Even though the Awolowos are related to his VP, he didn't deem it fit to personally visit, rather he sent a delegation

But look at GEJ, despite being out-voted in Ikenne and Ogun state in general, he put sentiments apart and visited the in-law of his political opponent..

This shows : tolerance, peacefulness, humility and oneness..

Honestly, agedness isn't maturity at all.

God bless Goodluck Ebele Jonathan!

God bless all tolerant Nigerians..
...because you're the one managing his calendar right and you know where he ought to and not to be?
PoliticsRe: Goodluck & Patience Jonathan Visit The Awolowos (Photos) by UpLoyo: 2:46pm On Sep 23, 2015
anonimi:
Indeed not like some monkey & baboon blood soaking maniac who made a FALSE asset declaration.




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You really hate your President so bad. Did he snatch your mother from your father, is your mother Aisha or something? He was certificateless, now it's false asset declaration you're are crying about; while the mumus that robbed you of your future walk free. I think I've called you pathetic already right?

PoliticsRe: Goodluck & Patience Jonathan Visit The Awolowos (Photos) by UpLoyo: 2:19pm On Sep 23, 2015
Gejpresident:
God bless Gej

God bless Niger Delta

God bless our oil

For buhari and his Fulani kinsmen I wish u people evil

Death to northern Nigeria, expect the Christians in north

May bokoharam continue to destroy northern Nigeria in the name of sun god allah

I hate northern Nigeria, I hate ur religion
With the same mouth you bless, you curse? These are human beings like you; but I'm wrong, you're an animal.

PoliticsRe: Femi Aribisala: Buhari Is A Ticking Time Bomb With A Dangerous Agenda by UpLoyo: 12:40pm On Sep 23, 2015
sdindan:
Waiting for the pedophile
To name his noise makers (ministers) first
Before we stone him.

PoliticsRe: Femi Aribisala: Buhari Is A Ticking Time Bomb With A Dangerous Agenda by UpLoyo: 12:32pm On Sep 23, 2015

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