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RomanceRe: His Fiancee Went To Her Ex Boyfriend's House To Visit After Engagement by UPMIKE: 10:13pm On Jun 30, 2021
HRHQueenPhil:
U are the person, he is not matured enof to marry. To have a sweet marriage, u must learn how to forgive. If u can't forgive, den don't bother getting married..
He shld go abroad and join the monastery grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
IF HE IS YOUR BLOOD BROTHER, IS THAT WHAT YOU WILL TELL HIM?
FamilyRe: DON'T RUSH MARRIAGE: Some Married Men Still Secretly Wish They Were Single by UPMIKE: 10:14pm On Jun 28, 2021
Sundaycomputer:
He his foolish for that statement
I married at the age of 27 , build my house with my wife support , have two kids by God grace am still happy ,
Congrats.
Don't you think you're just lucky?
JUST LUCKY!!!
Many are not so lucky.
Being a family man is not easy for a vast majority.
"TO BE A MAN IS NOT A DAY JOB". THANKS
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Umah Udah Dresses Like A Warlord To Church (Pictures) by UPMIKE: 7:42pm On Jun 27, 2021
I love the attire.
If the white man had won this to Africa during the colonial days it would have been the preferred dress code for many African Christians.
Let's love and respect our God-given cultures and traditions.
That's our uniqueness.
CrimeRe: Super TV CEO Killer Filmed At Her Shop Weeks Before The Killing by UPMIKE: 6:52pm On Jun 25, 2021
HARD DRUGS!!!
please keep away from it.
All these wouldn't have happened if not for the drugs.
It's a pity.
PoliticsRe: Charles Soludo Wins APGA governorship Primaries by UPMIKE: 10:21pm On Jun 23, 2021
I AM PROUD OF MY STATE.
PROUDLY AN ANAMBRARIAN .
WE HAVE MEN!!!
PoliticsRe: Joe Igbokwe Blasts Senator Abaribe For Wearing 'The Dot Nation' T-Shirt by UPMIKE: 11:45am On Jun 23, 2021
Please is this Joe really an igbo man?
Because his character and words amazes me all the time.
I wonder if he's doing all these just for the money that.............
SportsRe: Please Am I The Only Guy Who Doesn't Have Much Interest In Watching Football ?? by UPMIKE: 3:47pm On Jun 20, 2021
Please let's learn to respect other people's choices and lifestyles so far it doesn't affect you
negatively.
Everybody can not like a particular thing no matter how popular it is.
PoliticsRe: Dot in a circle: See Photo Of A Pastor Wearing Onye Dot Polo! by UPMIKE: 10:31am On Jun 19, 2021
I WILL BUY THAT POLO FOR MYSELF AND FOR EVERY MEMBER OF MY FAMILY AT ANY COST.
"PROUDLY ONYE DOT"
PoliticsRe: Easterners adopt the name “dot republic”. Pictures From Dot Republic by UPMIKE: 10:03am On Jun 19, 2021
[quote author=Rawani post=102761258]Cool selection of pics smiley

But why is this thing paining you like this if you know it isn't describing you huh huh

Like every funny nickname, the more you react the more it sticks. [/quote

Nwanne,
WE (I PERSONALLY) LOVE THE DOT.
That nickname best describes us the igbos.
There is a great power and resource in every dot in a circle.
Have you heard of the nucleus of an atom?
That's a dot in a circle.
Have you heard of the nucleus of a cell?
That's a dot in a circle.
I can go on and on but let me allow you to find out more yourself via some researches.
PoliticsRe: We Are Now Northern Igbos; Nigeria New Tribe Emerged by UPMIKE: 8:27pm On Jun 14, 2021
[quote author=Simplyleo post=102711264]If you check very well, you will discover all sensible igbos successfully running their businesses or cool in the formal sector distance themselves from the dot nation.

Even educated igbos that are yet to start something reasonable don't want to be associated with the utopian online country.

The only set of beings making noise about this fantasy of a country are the illiterate and lazy ipob pigs drinking lamidi cownu's urine everywhere.

Can anyone tell me any notable and successful igbo that has said anything about this dream country? [/quo

Continue deceiving yourself.
Your likes never believed that the BIAFRAN struggle can get this far.
We will surely get to our destination .
Only time it takes.
My question to your likes is;
WHAT MAKES YOU PROUD AS A NIGERIAN?
WHAT CAN YOU BOAST OF TO AN AMERICAN AS A NIGERIAN?
PLS ANSWER THIS QUESTION HONESTLY.
THANKS AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU WITH WISDOM AND UNDERSTANDING
PoliticsRe: Shock: Malami Tells Buhari To Suspend Constitution, Declare Martial Law- Gazette by UPMIKE: 6:45pm On Jun 02, 2021
This is one of the reasons that only 5% of us voted for him( this government).
95% of us saw these failures and shamelessness in him that's why we rejected him from the beginning and still reject him till date.
The same way Ojukwu and our fathers saw no hope and future in this country (ANIMAL KINGDOM) in the 60's.
But the whole country thought we made mistakes.
Now fellow countrymen between we the igbos and the rest of the country who is wiser now?
Please answer with all honesty and sincerely.
"PROUDLY 5% !!!"
PoliticsRe: #SitAtHome: The Ever Busy Aroma Junction, Awka Deserted (Pictures, Video) by UPMIKE: 12:54am On Jun 01, 2021
[quote author=joeluv post=102218228]People are just scared. Why would anyone come out after seeing what happened yesterday. This one no be compliance anything [/q5uote]

I'm not and nobody is scared of anybody.
I in particular and every biafran complied with the sit at home order with all our heart because we know it's right and just to remember our fallen heroes.
I'M A BIAFRAN AND I'M PROUD OF THAT TILL DEATH.

If you think the people are scared,
Just come down to the east and you Will see and know that we are not scared of anything but complied with all our hearts.
We need freedom.
MY BROS, ARE YOU PROUD THAT YOU ARE STILL A NIGERIAN?
ANSWER WITH ALL HONESTY.
I LOVE YOU BROS.
REMAIN BLESSED.
FamilyRe: Nigerian Lady Throws A Divorce Party, Celebrates With Friends by UPMIKE: 9:06pm On Apr 20, 2021
Congratulations to the ex-husband.
He is delivered
EducationThe Only Solution To The Fg.& ASUU Gridlock by UPMIKE(op): 7:08am On Oct 31, 2020
I THINK THE ONLY SOLUTION TO THIS STUPIDITY AND NON-CHALLANCE BEEN DISPLAYED BY THE FEDERAL GOVT. AND ASUU IS FOR ALL THE STUDENTS NATIONWIDE TO ORGANISE AND STAGE A HEAVY PROTEST IN THIS NATION AGAINST THE FG. AND ASUU.
THE STUDENTS SHOULD ASSEMBLY AT THEIR
VARIOUS UNIS, POLYS, COES ETC.
BOTH FEDERAL AND STATES AND TAKE OFF FROM THEIR.
THEY SHOULD NOTIFY THE WHOLE WORLD LEADERS AND ORGANISATIONS OF THE PROTETS, THE EVENTS ON GROUND AND PLIGHT OF AN AVERAGE NIGERIAN STUDENT..
THEY SHOULDN'T JOKE WITH THIS UNLESS THEY HAVE DECIDED TO WATCH THESE "HUNTERS" WE CALL LEADERS DESTROY THEIR DESTINIES AND FUTURE WITH THEIR WICKEDNESS WHILE THEIR OWN CHILDREN ATTEND THE BEST SCHOOLS OUTSIDE NIGERIA.
SPREAD THIS IF YOU LOVE THE FUTURE OF THE NIGERIAN STUDENTS.
ALUTA CONTINUA!!!

MODS. PLEASE TAKE THIS TO THE FRONT PAGE
FamilyRe: 3 Graves To Bury One Man: How My Late Father's Kinsmen Hijacked Burial — Lady by UPMIKE:
PowerGlory:
Stop making stupid insinuations, go to Oguta, Imo State and get your facts right. The house is not hidden and the uncles are more than rich to drag a piece of land which a house is built on.

Why would a 67year old man, a father and the first son of the family be buried behind his own house?

Ask the girl to tell you the full story and why they always fight their father.
I see.

@OP
Your father's kinsmen are very kind and soft.
You and your evil spirit controlled wicked mother intentionally and conspiraciousely killed their brother and they are dealing with you devils with kidgloves.
In some cultures in igbo land a very close relative of the dead man would have singlehandedly dealt with you and your mother with everything at his disposal that you wount even know where nairaland is talkless of coming here to type rubbish against your people's noble native cultures of which you have intentionally decided to disrespect and disregard because of your callousness.

@OP
From what i see here.
I'm very very very sorry for that young man that will make the greatest mistake of his life by getting married to you.
Your late father's experiences and nightmares will be a child's play to the kind of delicacies you daughter of a delilah will dish out to him.
My dear young men beware her Ooooooo!!!!!!!
FamilyRe: 3 Graves To Bury One Man: How My Late Father's Kinsmen Hijacked Burial — Lady by UPMIKE: 11:45am On Oct 24, 2020
Oracleforce:
Keep wasting your money and time on the dead...animal!
Is it your money?
Why drink paracetamol for another man's headache?
And what does that make you?
A wise man?.
FamilyRe: 3 Graves To Bury One Man: How My Late Father's Kinsmen Hijacked Burial — Lady by UPMIKE: 11:23am On Oct 24, 2020
[quote author=PowerGlory post=95274248]Stop making stupid insinuations, go to Oguta, Imo State and get your facts right. The house is not hidden and the uncles are more than rich to drag a piece of land which a house is built on.

Why would a 67year old man, a father and the first son of the family be buried behind his own house?

Ask the girl to tell you the full story and why they always fight their father.


You see?
Always fighting their father.
They killed their father and rushed his corpse to the mortuary without notifying any of his brothers so that
his kinsmen will not know how they killed him.
Upon killing him, the wicked mother and daughter are not yet satisfied.
They wanted to humiliate him eternally by burying him at the backyard and in another person's land.

No wonder the bible says that
It's better to be poor than to be rich and get married to a delilah.

Men be careful of the character and natural behaviour of any woman you want to marry.
Beauty and physique should be secondary.
ODIEGWU!!!!!!!!
FamilyRe: 3 Graves To Bury One Man: How My Late Father's Kinsmen Hijacked Burial — Lady by UPMIKE: 10:58am On Oct 24, 2020
PowerGlory:
I was in the said burial a d witnessed everything that happened.
1. The man died mysteriously in the house with wound on his head and the wife and children never told the man's brothers after 24hours but hurried him to the mortuary.
2. The man was a retiree of CBN a d pays the wife N100k and children N50k each every month but they starved him of food. It's his brothers that feeds him.
3. This same daughter asked his out of their house when he came to ask them why they beat up their father.
4. The said girl is in Law School and still behaves stupidly.
5. The man built a house but the wife a d children insisted that he'll be buried behind the house which his immediate brothers and kinsmen object that he be buried in front of his house.
6. Despite the money given to the woman she cooks with firewood upstairs.
7. The woman and children were asking the man's Will to be read while the corpse was still in the mortuary.
8. Anyone that cares should come to Oguta, Imo State to verify for himself or herself.
Have you people in nairaland seen the whole details.
My people says that
If you pass judgement with only one party's side of the story,
You the judge is guilty.
Try to verify whatever you hear before making a conclusion.

Igbo this, igbo that have you all seen the truth.

@OP,
young girl i pity your late dad.
He must have died an unhappy married man.
I have a lot to tell you and your mother but let me reserve my comments .
I pity some unlucky married gentlemen.
They're in hellfire already.
R.I.P.
FamilyRe: 3 Graves To Bury One Man: How My Late Father's Kinsmen Hijacked Burial — Lady by UPMIKE: 10:19am On Oct 24, 2020
And what are the reasons the kinsmen gave your family why your late dad cannot be buried in a virgin land?
FamilyRe: My Wife Want To Leave Me Because I Sent Her Daughter Away by UPMIKE: 10:25am On Oct 21, 2020
I'm a widower.
I lost my wife 5 years ago and I'm with my 3 boys.
I had wanted to remarry at least someone that would help me in taking care of my boys.
BUT I THANK GOD SO MUCH FOR THE GRACE, KNOWLEDGE, WISDOM AND COURAGE TO JETTISON THE IDEA OF GETTING MARRIED AGAIN ATLEAST NOT IN THE NEAREST FUTURE.
BECAUSE I WILL PERSONALLY POISON ANY WOMAN THAT MALTREATS MY "3 WISE MEN".
WOMEN ARE NATURALLY INHUMAN TO THEIR STEP CHILDREN.
I've even had some heartbreaking experiences with some of my female friends.
Whatever we had ends the moment any one of them messes with my boys no matter the pleadings.
I don't play games with my children.
They and their well-being are more important to me than my life.
They're aged 13, 11 and 9.
I SO MUCH THANK GOD THAT I DIDN'T MAKE THAT DEADLY MISTAKE.


My brother@Op whatever decision and step you take ,
try and separate your daughter and her stepmother for her( your daughter) peace, well-being, safety and for your peace of mind as a man so that you don't die prematurely.
You can always take good care of your daughter from a distance.
Remove the evil eyes of that woman from her and give her the best training and comfort a father can give to her loving daughter.
That your step daughter must leave permanently.
Think and pray Bros.
God bless you.
PoliticsRe: Eunice Uzor Kalu: We Will Rescue Abia From Bad Governance by UPMIKE: 8:50am On Oct 04, 2020
I wonder why some people even at their very old age are still as shameless and as stupid as a mad animal in the evil forest.
Imagine what she's saying.
I'm over forty now and I've
lived in Aba since I was born and I know her,her son and family very well and the unprecedented and unequalled rot and destruction they brought to
Abia State that lives till today .
They ,mostly she laid an evil foundation that destroyed this state .
Come to Aba now to confirm what I'm saying.
I wonder if this old mama is a human being.
The only "mother excellency in the country from1999 to 2007" and if you know what this means you will understand me better.
An animal is better than her.
And all these people still following her around? , i wonder what they really mean .
Let's be watching her.
TV/MoviesRe: Dr. Chinyere Ohiri: Willie Willie 1980s Horror Film Actor by UPMIKE: 4:21am On Sep 19, 2020
This Willie Willie scared me a lot then I was in junior primary school.
One day i vowed that i must not be scared by this Willie Willie again.
As i came back from school that day and sat down on the floor to watch this horror film and i was alone and i gathered enough moral.
As i was watching my heart was pounding heavily but i tried to ignore it.
All of a sudden the ghost Willie Willie appeared from the air and fiam!
I ran out with speed and never came back to the house untill everybody returned that day .
Odiegwu in those days.
HealthRe: COVID-19 Update For September 14 2020 In Nigeria - (1,912 Tested) by UPMIKE: 6:59am On Sep 15, 2020
WHY ARE THESE OUR SO - CALLED LEADERS THIS SHAMELESS.
EVEN THE MOST FOOLISH ANIMAL IN THE EVIL FOREST KNOWS THAT THESE DAILY OCCURING FIGURES ARE FAKE AND ONLY A MEANS OF STEALING MORE MONEY FROM THE COUNTRY.
RIDE-ON FOOLS.
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze Finally Replies Pastor David Ibiyeomie Over Death Threat by UPMIKE: 4:01am On Sep 08, 2020
Vulcanheph:
Daddy freeze Is right and has always been right......i know that sometimes he goes a little too far, but most of the things he says are always correct (Even reno omokri said so himself), and he always backs himself with the Scriptures.......the only problem is that most Nigerians have been so religiously brain washed that we don't want to accept the truth.
SECONDED.
Most Nigerian Christians now worship their Pastors instead of God.
They give attention to the words of these men instead of the words of God.
LOOK AT WHAT A MAN OF GOD IS SAYING BEFORE THE WHOLE WORLD BECAUSE A FELLOW WAS CORRECTED AND HIS CONGREGATION IS SUPPORTING HIM.

INFACT CHRISTIANITY HAS SUFFERED IN THE HANDS OF THE BLACK MAN.
NO WONDER JESUS SAID THIS IN
MATTHEW 15 V 8-9
FamilyRe: My Wife Won't Cook For Our Guests. Please Advise Me by UPMIKE: 1:06pm On Sep 05, 2020
She is not happy about something ,It is not even the cooking stuff.
She is just using the cooking things to get at you.
Just try to find out what it is that is her problems.
Do that at bedtime after dinner and try to buy her some gifts as you are coming back from work the same day.
Give her some money to cook her favourite dish for dinner.
Give her the gift immediately you come into the house.
Then have dinner with her .Make jokes and tell her some stories as you both have the meal.
As you go to bed, romantically ask her what's been burdening her that you noticed some changes in her behaviour and mood.
Don't ever bring up the cooking thing.
Just talk about her and the family.
Make her realise you still love and respect her.
You can even romance her if she's okay with that .
Even giving her a good and satisfying sex that night.
After two days, pretend as if you are calling a friend to her hearing complaining of your plight in cooking for your brotherhood.
I think she will change her mind.
If she doesn't then get a low priced cook to do the cooking.
FamilyRe: Age 25 With 1 Million Naira & Living With My Parents: Buy Land Or Pack Out? by UPMIKE: 2:33am On Aug 21, 2020
What kind of job do you do?
I want to know so that I can advice you better
HealthRe: Russia Receives Orders For ONE BILLION Doses Of World’s First Covid-19 Vaccine by UPMIKE: 8:05pm On Aug 12, 2020
[quote author=naijaking1 post=92719086]Would you take a vaccine from Putin?[/1quote]

YES YES YES & YES IF I'M PRIVILEGED TO .
ONWERE IHE RUSSIA MERE GI?
CareerRe: Barbing Vs Tailoring Which One Is Advisable To Learn? by UPMIKE: 6:13am On Aug 02, 2020
Go for barbing.
Just learn from the best barbers and be focused and diligent at it
You will never regret it my bros.
I know what I'm saying.
BESTLUCK.
PoliticsRe: Senators Bicker Over Innoson Motors Boss, Chukwuma by UPMIKE: 4:46am On Jul 15, 2020
SamuelOamen:
https://thenationonlineng.net/senators-bicker-over-innoson-motors-boss-chukwuma/
Well done my big bros.
Aku lue na uno, okwue onye kpataliya.
Proudly an ANAMBRARIAN.
Nteje in Oyi LGA to be exact.
HealthRe: Russia Tested COVID-19 Vaccine On Humans Successfully by UPMIKE: 9:21pm On Jul 13, 2020
Amotekun777:
If it's from Russia, forget it... can't trust it.
Just imagine.
Mtchew
FamilyRe: WhatsApp Group For Single Dad/mom Who Wants To Love Again by UPMIKE: 9:29am On Jul 04, 2020
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CrimeRe: Man Who Raped 3-Month-Old Baby In Nasarawa Arrested by UPMIKE: 7:37pm On Jun 24, 2020
Why do you cover his face?9

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