₦airaland Forum

gbaskiboy:
what do u need it for?

To rub my body,i just took my bath

ddugeri:
lmao baddo wen u wan change naw

Yesterday

Tapout:
Bro u life is so so. fuc"ked up

*Does sign of cross* :'

martineverest:
Dude,u are a beast...u can sleep with a dead body

Over my dead body,mo taka oshi danu

all4naija:
I think you are very funny! There is no doubt that average Nigerians live and behave like animals. The people need changes and do away with all the old past dictators. The country is so backward that prehistoric human beings are more sensible and ready to device better means of development than them.

You say what

NeduLuiZ:
Oboi na unto which level nah

U dey grab vaseline For those flappy boo. ;Dbs

na bcus una neva get closer to them,so succulent

jaysniggs:
Grab kini for those?
You better don't tell anyone, you're done for

Forget those fake boobies out there,this are the real deal

MrCork:
chicken bone as calcium...steeeewoid edddiot!!!!

Calcium na by force you worst past the so called 'home base guys' (no offeince)

MrCork:
...juss eatin chicken n chip right now & am chewin the chicken bone right now... hangon..do u people hav nando in that place Nigeria?? (no ofeinsee)

WTF! a londerner eating chicken bone you they suffer o o:

*Grabs vaseline *

Luggi007:
Because of HATE, ppl like u never go far in life, they never mk it in life n they die young n rot in hell.

Continue hating n trying to pull others down ooo.

God bless my President

God bless Nigeria

Lyk seriously this a fvcking observation,and no hate @ all, pls who snatch your bread from you ? why did you forget collect your pocket money from dad chill bro life is not that hard, we are all funseekers over here

omortoyosi01:
***Yu Don kolo oo... Chey no b Nigeria yu go school ni Mr upnepaa??

You gat the reason,i schooled in chicago,the lecturers are no saddist over here

Ex president=zoologist New president=cattle rearer,you will now wonder if the citizens are ANIMALS(no offeince)

wordbank:
Seconded. Thirded Fourded Fifthed And so on

Baba go on nw, lolz

Gradually,gradually,this thread is entering its fourth page

Lalasticlala,the vp of nairaland

Hmmm,with an 8 year old boy child molestation, but wait o,upon all the sweet fantasies of a pvnny,it is a fellow man's ass that i will now login to, SAY NO TO GAYISM

Lol #AKUBE TINZ

Birthday=a year closer to the grave (reality)

Agba ti de o make he retire na

But op, you be waec and neco customer o to take gather dis list hard nah, how many years of experience do you have in writing this exams (no offeise)

agarawu23:
you are my nigga. u shouldn't talk like that
check your mention

I've seen it ,i'm sorry

OBAMA MY GUY

Thank God o.i just like the boy,maybe bcus he is fat,dunno

Awon legislooters yi sha

Dygeasy:



Are they UNILORITES too?

So you be unilorite ...oya come report to ambali's office right now

agarawu23:
yeah
thanks

I was the first fvcking person that voted for you today,i can't even get a mention wtf!

Captainswag225:
are ghanaians the only dark people in the world? Foo ool

so i hit nerve nerve sorry mr ghanian,be proud of your colour though phoo ool(no offeince)

INTROVERT:
When shall they parade our politicians for stealing money....

This will happen when a blind man tell his deaf friend that he sees a man walking on water

you fvcking dark like a ghanian,not even 10 diffrent bleaching creams at a tym can make you light skin(offeinceee is fvckingly intended)

temitemi1:
I hope aregbesola was @ that meeting

I hope abia governor was there