₦airaland Forum

raumdeuter:
Now na Northerners Buhari dey face, when he reach South hope you people wont shout ooo

And Saraki na even APC member

former governor of IMO state, goodluck cso is not southerner?

misshipsy88:
For sometime I have noticed that my husband would rather masturbate instead of having sex with me,even when I try as much as possible to spice up our sex life.please what do I do to stop it?

first of all ask your self ,when did it start? how sexy are you? have you been denying sex for him? from experience I notice many married woman don't initiate sex and during sex they don't contribute.just lying down like log of wood after the man have beg and begged.secondly, many feel they only doing their man a favour. but in a real sense, they enjoyed it much as man. when this go for long time, the man may find alternative, instead of always begging his wife. you don't starve a man just to show you have important assets. may be your speech and action you showed him that you don't need sex.that sex is a disturbance to you.that you do it, just to satisfy him.

I was reading my dictionary the other day I come across the word virgin. the defined it in two to three ways but let's focus on the related to a woman. it said. virgin is one who has not had sexual intercourse. standing on this definition, how can a virgin lady that self service explain to her husband on wedding night when her husband discover that gate has been thrown open?

Kimoni:
You could write for magazines, newspapers etc or write scripts for nollywood movies
Seriously, I checked your profile and I think you got talent
Your hypothetical scenarios generate a lot of undue emotions
Yet it comes natural to you

Chi Adichie probably started like this too

thank you

Kimoni:
Hahahahhhahhahhahahahhhaha

@ uprightman

You are a genius ooo, how do you come up with all these marriage scenarios
Pls don't waste your talent ehnn, try and commercialize it
I truly wish I can create emotion-stirring threads like this but I can't

But don't stop dishing it to us on NL biko
Let me sit back and watch from the sidelines
**grabs popcorn**

How can I commercialize it?

naanxie:
OK?? Complete the story

what more do you want. a

mother inlaw was sick her daughter
wanted to contribute for the hospital bill so she ask her husband to send money for that cause. but the husband don't have cash at the moment, he asked the wife to borrow him the money. after sometime the wife started carrying long face, refusing sex. when asked why the long face she said is because of the money she send to her parents. the husband told her to patience but she refused . the woman is a business woman and the man is technician.

dearpreye:
This is the period of truth. It's is the moment of honesty, sincerity, love and deep consideration. This period calls for serious pondering on the future of Nigeria.

I've heard a lot of people insulting and abusing the director of the Radio Biafra. I've listened to his messages a few times. And I've cared to sieve the vital truths from his message while discarding those that have the semblance of impatience, hate, intolerance and attack on some perceived enemies. I know what I want. I pick the appropriate messages.

The Biafra agitation is simply the symptom of a deeper lying disease. It's just a symptom; the disease is the system. The unjust and debilitating system gave rise to the Biafra agitation. And until the disease is sincerely tackled, the symptoms won't go away. And pretending there isn't any problems when the contrary is obvious won't still solve the problems.

Disaster is when a unitary system of government was carefully designed to operate in a multicultural nation like Nigeria. It will always bring disaster. It will always bring economic imbalance and oppression. All the agitation for secession and other tendencies are predicated upon this wicked system. No nation with our unique and different cultural diversity should be running a unitary system of government.

The greatest enemies of Nigeria aren't even those who call for an outright referendum or secession. The greatest enemies of Nigeria are those who have insisted on maintaining the current dubious and suffocating system. I believe deep within the average Igbo, a sincere attempt at restructuring the system will suffice, and many shall drop this agitation for Biafra. The agitation is simply intended to achieve for them economic justice, development and progress. Since they haven't achieved that within the Nigerian nation, they believe they can achieve that within Biafra. It's their right to chart their destiny.

Nigeria is notorious for playing the ostrich. It's notorious for throwing money at problems. It's notorious for even denying it has problems. The only lasting solution to Malaria is a treatment of the disease; not just managing the symptoms. The current system has NO FUTURE. It must give way to a more equal, just and meaningful one. Any other attempt is tantamount to pouring of water on the back of a duck.

There were about 1 billion people in 1815. By 2015, none of those 1 billion people is alive. That simply means we are not going to live eternally; we ALL will die. It then behoves on us to be sincere enough to pass onto our children a better system that will guarantee their progress and evolution. The current Nigerian system has no such plans for them.

The North produces NOTHING. All the money generated at A papa and Tincan Ports, Muritala Intl Airport, and from the ND are used in beautifying Abuja and other Northern states. That's the fraud we're talking about.

Nigeria must either return to regional government, true federalism or risk the worst in the nearest future. The human spirit behind justice, fairness and equity is so irrepressible no amount of intimidation and threat can quench it. Quiet it today, and it will surface tomorrow.

Biafra isn't the problem of Nigeria. Nigeria is even a huge hindrance to the growth of the Igbos. It's an albatross to their development. Change the system.

I close with the last words of Ken Saro wiwa before he was hanged: ' I'm a man of ideals; a man of values. My ideals will live. You may kill the messenger but you cannot kill the message'.

Have a great week ahead.

zoo is a jungle, if you seize any opportunity grab it tilt as it last

briteluv:
Does anyone have an idea on how to treat vagina infection and facial sunburn? No rude comment plz.

Go meet doctor, she will recommend the types of test lab will conduct on you.

Darkseid:
There is no such phone as xperia v3+.Any v3+ you see is a clone. https://reyskeegadgets./sony-xperia-v3/

what do you mean by clone?

ayoola2002:
D phone is OK bro, dat is phone am using.

my fear is that the internal memory is only 175mb .can it download enough app?. is the same thing with my phone. when I want to download all my favorite application it will say low storage space.

please, nairalander help me check this phone. sony xperia v3+. they said is London use. internal memory is 175mb .android 4.4.2. dual sim. normal and mini sony.please is there any body that have used this phone. I want to know about it before buying it.

guardsman:
Great analysis. Ekweremadu's defence is weak. dat he was waiting to be sworn in to d 8th Senate is no defence. Between d 4th & 9th of june, d standing Rule of d 7th Senate which states dat 4 any presiding officer to emerge, he must score 2/3 of d total  number votes was changed to 1/3 & was used 4 d election of d 9th of June. Ekweremadu was cited as having conspired wit d Clerk of d Senate to forge d new rules. Someone illegally changed d rules. Whodunnit! Ekweremadu has questions to answer.

my question to you is:is it the first time house rule is changed before electing principal officers?. if it has been happening i don't see your arguement. if is because he benefitted from it .then you have to arrest obj and the governor that first benefitted in 1999

lasstropinky:
Anyone?

Have used VIDMATE. is awesome

charlezok:
I am a 36 year old man in pretty good shape, 6'2" and good looking. I am a very affectionate and loving person, but my wife is not. I am always the one to initiate sex, hugs, kisses, or any type of physical contact. I don't understand why she's so cold to me. I love her with all my heart, but she is breaking me down. I have tried doing more of the housework, working out 5 days a week, anything I could think of to get her more interested in me but nothing works. She tells me that she loves me, but she doesn't make me feel loved at all. I want her to want to be with me without me asking her too. We have 2 kids that I am committed to being here for, so I am at a loss as to what I should do. Sorry for rambling, but a brother needs help here.

i think were are in the same condition.in my case sex disturbance for her. she just lay down like log wood while making love. initiating sex style is ungodly only the old man on top. You have to live with it, am dealing with it for 7years now. Becos more years the affection decrease.

I bought #1000 worth of credit
for my Android phone. After
loading i pressed *229*2*7# for
1g but it said am not eligible.
please can someone help me.i bought it just for mb.some one said i should use Imei of infinix note 2. But i can’t lay my hand on that now.

xmileeasy:
This addiction is of the highest level. He might even be watching it when the pastor was praying, the man no fear God. It's not right to watch explicit content in public places

op comfirmed that he is an adult.And the man was watching adult film.what is wrong adult watching adult film?

Lovelynature:
she's my sister's friend and we became close through her

she is a wise girl .she is try to know you better. and she is respecting your sister. she need to take her time bcause any thing happen between you and her will affect her relationship with your sister.
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Contumely:
hmmm. So wat den was ur experience?

i experienced alot of relief.but i think one need to take it for a long time to achieve maximum result.

Lovelynature:
There's this girl that plays and care for me, but each time I bring up the issue of relationship, she starts giving excuses. Pls friends, what does she mean? Is it that she doesn't love me or just playing hard to get?

how do you approach her. ?

justified19:
sharap nd work on ursef before it's too late. must u type in English? pidgin is allowed... modify dat sh.it

pot calling kettle black

this is a life story.i don't want to call the name of the town.the product of that union is still alive.

A man have 5 women from his first Wife. Then,he married second Wife She gave birh to 4 girls.And he is desperate to have boy.After,much thinking he aproach his good friend for assistance.That his Friend have 5 boys.he stroke a deal With him.since,his Friend Wife gives birth to only boys.For he to marry his Friend'sh Wife for her to born boy for him.His Friend agreed and he refund him what he paid for the woman's head .Unfortunately,After one year she still bear a baby girl. He told hs Friend to refund hm.then he took back his Wife only to bear a boy again.He repeat it for the second time. And he still give birth to girl again.

geekybabe:
Hi everyone, I discovered a lot of people have been asking for solutions, remedies and cure for ulcer. I have some tips and advise to give as regards that.

I have had ulcer for almost 6years now, and I can tell u its not been funny. Vomiting, stooling with blood, intense pains overnight, chronic heartburn, etc.

Recently I started a few natural remedies, and I have felt relief that I've never known in my life. And now I know that the end of ulcer is here!

There are a few things u should know. I have seen a lot of doctors, and I can tell u, they all prescribe the same things. Antacids, antibiotics(flagyl, amoxicillin, cimetidine, etc) or a combination of d two with omeprazole tablets (meprasil, rabeprazole, ulcertret, omez, etc). Some prescribe Ulcer kits. Its the same combination( pyrox combi, ulsa-kit, etc). They usually prescribe dis for 2wks or less, depending on the intensity of the pain.

I have taken all this medications a number of times, and though it may provide relief for a while, it doesn't cure the ulcer. The worst part is the adverse effects of taking this strong antibiotics(e.g flagyl) which leads to stomach pain, vomiting, dehydration, loss of appetite and all. Attimes it could get so bad that u just have to stop them. All this things av their own effects on the body, its more complex for us females as I discovered it affects my cycle attimes.

After a while, maybe a month or 2, d pain comes back and u begin the treatment again. Its crazy I tell u.

Anyways, here are a few remedies that every ulcer patient must know especially when pain becomes recurrent:
1. Stop taking fried foods( fried meat or fish, plantain etc) or too oily meals (fried rice).
2. Stay away from spicy foods( suya, pepper soup, etc)
3. Stay away from hard. And crunchy snacks ( plantain chips, potato chips etc)
4. Avoid carbonated drinks! ( Coke, malt, sprite la casera, etc). They cause a lot of pain for an ulcer patient. Take plenty of water instead, or drink youghurt.
5. Avoid mint sweets (lemon plus, peppermint, tom-tom and the likes). Also don't take garri, or rough meals like eba.

Here are some healthy things you should do.
1. Take plenty of water. Take at least a litre of water every morning when u wake up. Thus helps to dilute the acid your stomach may av secreted over nite.
2. Eat swallows more with draw soup, (ewedu, okro, etc less of egusi)
3. Eat a lot of fruits and vegetables. E.g bananas, apples, watermelon, avocado, cucumber, carrots and cabbage. ORANGES ARE NOT GOOD FOR ULCER PATIENTS.
4. If u can get apple cider vinegar(ACV), its good for heartburns and ulcer too. Just add like 2tablespoons of it into a glass of water. It gives relief. Research just showed dat antacids are not too good for heartburns.
5. Eat in bits. A little at a time, so ur stomach can digest it in bits. Always av snacks like biscuits, banana, with you if u know in case you are hungry.
6. Too much of some nuts, may cause pains. (E.g groudnut, walnut, cashew nuts.) NEVER eat ROASTED CORN. Its rough and can cause the ulcer to bleed, hence causing pain.

I did some research online, and I found a few natural remedies.
1. Grate like 8 unripe plantains in 4-5litres of water in a keg. Let it ferment for at least 48hrs. Take a cup at least 3 or 4 times a day, in the morning afternoon and night, and before u sleep. Its preferable if u take it an hour before meals. I have been using this particular therapy and its working wonders! Take it for like 3weeks or so. It has no side effects that I av seen so far, just adhere to d normal ulcer do's and donts.
2. Cabbage juice has been found to heal ulcers too. I tried it but couldn't tolerate it for long cos it was making me feel like vomiting. Heard its good if u blend with carrot and drink. Its should be taken instantly for best results. Don't store d juice in a fridge. It can make u stool a little, but it worked well when I used it.
3. While this natural remedies are good, it doesn't mean you should stay away from your doctor. Make sure you have a doctor that's monitoring you.

Most of all, its all this things I av written require discipline. There is nothing like a peaceful mind too. Worry less, and stay stress free. Then trust God fo:'r a good health cause he is the one who gives health and peace!
I hope i have helped quite a number of people with this. Thanks. I would reply to any questions u have.

Have you tried quial egg?.i used it.is nice but they' said i should take 8 crates but i took only 3 crates because of money.

nedu2000:
Reasons why sincere Christians should take the book known as the bible to church not a smartphone


1) Holding a bible shows one to be a Christian in public,it acts as an 'identity card' for every Christian. Ipads,smartphones does no such thing

2)Civilisation/technology has given us world where homosexuality is gradually being accepted,female reverends and gender changes all in contrast to biblical pronouncements. The church shouldn't follow the ways of this present world so closely

3)Christians lose the essence of the bible like the order of biblical books(after genesis is exodus.....3rd John then revelations) as a simple google search provides answer in comparison to scrolling round the bible and get fully acquitted with it

4) Ipads,smartphone substitutes acts as sources of distraction in churches with calls,pings,alerts and 'nairalanding' available at one's beck/call.

5) Ipads,smartphones serve one primary aim to most holders,showoff

6) 'battery low'

Bible is not I'd card for Christian. By their fruits you shall know them

mencade5:
what about the mosque close to my house that is always disturbing my sleep every 5 a.m. ....4pm and 7pm everyday with their gramophone speakers?


Should i retaliate too by playing loud music?



Let there be laws to stop both christians and muslims from giving us noise pollution in our environment.

That will deprive some their religious obligation. imagine telling mosque at kano not to call for prayers at 4:50 am or for tafsir

tola9ja:
The President is so dumb by that statement of Goat (corrupt officials/pdp) and Yam (National Treasury). He's said if you don't want Goat to eat

the yam, you pack the yams away from the goat... what! How about leave the yam and the goat while you are close by holding a stick

(EFCC/ICPC), with a stern look in your face, would the goat approach the yam? Goat being a sturbon animal like every pdp criminal will

definately try to make attempt but when you hit d goat or corrupt official with the stick (EFCC/ICPC) gbam! The goat won't come near again

and other goat/pdp criminal will learn from the punishment.

We have a President that's so dull and evil. Why worrying yourself packing truck loads of yam away because of some few Goats (Fayose,

Fani-kayode, Daizine, Ngozi, Clark, Koro, Ihejirika, Maina, Moro) etc

What a silly analogy! This President is NOT in anyway inspiring

From your list above you show is only Southerners are corrupt.

dustmalik:
Agreed. At this rate, they may never attain such a feat.

which tribe are you saying?. I know all the major tribes has produced vice president.

akinladejo:
I watched in dismay as Dino Melaye nominated Saraki and also defend their action of ignoring other senators yesterday . Clearly as people said about Dino then when he was thrown out of lower chamber that he is an hungry and selfish politician. He is really an hungry politician.

Apc makes me laugh when they are making use of his (saraki ) tricks is OK. now he is against them,they are crying wolves. they used all these people to lock pdp boat. they forgot bathing Leonard don't change its spot. they used nPDP member s and want to dump them. is it not any act of treachery? you don't trick every one all the time. no monopoly for wisdom

omenka:
My point is, hope PDP doesn't make any attempt to go back to its old ways of playing those divisive cards when the time comes.

You see, they played this how they did because of Ekweremadu not minding the "lopsided" (not like I care where the leaders of the chambers come from) appearance of the positions.

Tomorrow, these same people would cry of "marginalisation of the South" when they are soliciting votes and Nigerians being as forgetful as they are, would fall for their tricks.

this thing doesn't come on its own. is through negotiations. it shocked your group that are challebrate exclusion of south east.