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Christians been cherry picking parts of the bible that pleases them since 200bc

KingEbukaNaija:
I never knew you had jokes this good .

Loooooolz, baba ebuka don't shock

Lennycool:
Hcpaul I was going through your transition the other day it was quite a breakthrough, it took you five months from your first religious posting to become an atheist.

The funniest part was when you came out as atheist and kingebukasblog couldn't believe it. He thought it was a joke

He was like

Interesting

obiorathesubtle:
I don't know why you're complaining about males..


if there are 100 girls on NL

96 are bloody ugly.. like demon-level ugly..


2 are fine but not frequent on nairaland..


2 are just there.. not even fine enough..



if there are 100 guys..


60 are good looking..

20 are ugly..

20 are okay..

Obiorathesubtle u no subtle o

NIGHTMAREOO7:
I know her... her name is bunmi from ibadan.

U can take ibadan gal out of ibadan but u cant take ibadan out of ibadan gal

Lmaoo

Nigerian news sites report that Jyoti and Kiran Matharoo are being detained there; Global Affairs Canada confirmed it is aiding the duo being held in Lagos.

By EVELYN KWONG Staff Reporter

Two sisters from Toronto with a substantial Instagram following have been detained in Lagos, Nigeria, reportedly to face allegations that they tried to extort and cyber-bully a Nigerian billionaire.

According to the news site Politics Nigeria, sisters Jyoti and Kiran Matharoo are accused of trying to blackmail the billionaire by claiming they had evidence of businessman Femi Otedola cheating on his wife that they would post on a notorious sex-scandal website. Forbes magazine’s list of 2016 billionaires says Otedola made his money in the energy sector; it estimates his net worth at $1.8 billion.

Following a private investigation, the sisters were arrested, the publication said.

According to a court document dated Dec. 20 and posted to Nigeria Politics, the sisters stand accused of being “responsible” for the website NaijaGistLive and several other social media accounts on Instagram and Twitter used for “cyberbullying” around 274 people, “mostly based in various regions of Africa.”

A Toronto home address has been entered in the document for the sisters.

Combined, Jyoti and Kiran have nearly 50,000 followers on Instagram. Other local media supported the Politics Nigeria account of the sisters’ legal troubles.

Global Affairs Canada confirmed to the Star that consular services were being provided to the Canadian citizens who have been detained in Lagos, Nigeria.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thestar.com/amp/news/crime/2016/12/26/toronto-sisters-arrested-for-allegedly-cyberbullying-and-extorting-nigerian-billionaire.html?client=ms-opera-mobile&espv=1

ireneony:
celebrating Christmas have everything to do with God and being christian

Loolz, not really tho , Christmas is becoming more and more secularized ,

Many are mad , few are roaming

Smellymouth:
Skales ==> Before Nacking and After Nacking ..

Loolz

This really cracked me up

durentchigozie:
hav u found a way todo it

Yes o

joseph1013:
WE NEED TO ASK THESE QUESTIONS

No one is celebrating the collapse of the Church in Uyo, people are simply asking where the God Christians say protects them during accidents is. The God they ask others to turn to or face his wrath; the God they say collapses nightclubs on gay people; the one that saved a Colombian player because he was reading a bible. Where was he when a church filled with bibles collapsed killing scores of people?



How come when a nightclub catches fire it's god's wrath but when a church roof collapses it's the engineer's fault?

These questions need to be asked because once the dust settles it will be business as usual for Christians. They will go on telling us why we need their god's protection, therefore one definitely has to question what they mean by God's protection when it fails.

Guy I dey feel u bumper to bumper

winner01:
Truth has its way of bubbling up above falsehood over longer periods of time.

Atheism, throughout the history of humanity, has gained little or no traction, wherever it did it eventually collapsed (most atheistic countries of the 20th century are back to their default setting even after thhe forceful imposition of atheism on them).

Theism is growing by leaps and bounds, and atheists detest that. Thats why it has to mock, deride, ridicule and insult religious beliefs and its adherents to stay relevant.

So friends, this is my favourite quote below. Try not to die

This is what happens when u use your school fees to do mmm

Atiku2019:

You love this man so much .

What are ur reasons

KingEbukasBlog:
I'm a staunch Christian bro .

We were once staunch xtians 2 bro

AfricanApple:
ha ha, ban fara ba, ba mutun zanyi magana dashi ne. kuma bananso nsha shai shai yau.


Kin fara da thread na my ko.

.

Translation please

What is the difference between akoi and akwai

Cc naijacitizen

Ina yiwa Sabin Ku. sannu da zuwa wannan gidana


I welcome you all to my house

Is this correct. Naijacitizen

Ina yiwa Sabin naijacitizen sannu da zuwa wannan gidana


I welcome naijazitizen to my house

Is this correct. Naijacitizen

Naijacitizen:
You refuse to accept my request.

Nagode sosai , albarka

SirMichael1:
Imagine ooo... I will pay her dowry, I will marry her and on our wedding people will bring gifts (wedding gifts). Then the girl I will now come and marry will noh now bring any gift? (Virginity still remains the best gift a woman can give to husband.

Quote me anywhere

)

If u desire that ur wife most be a virgin , I hope u re one yourself

Rapzino:
Ki ronsa ni mana

Pls translate

Cc

African apple , paretomaster , naija citizen

agbonkamen:
thanks

U re welcome

agbonkamen:
Hi all pls do i look like an Indian in native attire...haters will not like this smellymouth your baby is here

No u don't ,

But u re beautiful

jonbellion:
lol dude dude
This is what religous apologists do
Rationalise thier beliefs
I was arguing with a muslim one time
The Quran says man was formed with a drop of water from the ribs which is wrong
You need to see apologetics
Also the fact the Quran says the sun moves around the earth
It was so obvious
The person said it was talking about revolving round the milky way
I was just like......

They know how to argue semantics well , even when the truth is obvious

Tragic

Naijacitizen:
Hahaha! Only those whom was born or has been living in Hausa land will understand. Hausa itself is a beautiful language and is of unique.

If I start writing in a Hausa standard, you may lost here. Only a real Hausa man or those who have studied Hausa will decipher.

Does it in any way mean , you refused the offer to answer

henrydadon:
owo jono


https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/crying2.gif

for this recession..person wear one plot of land for leg

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/group-cry.gif

Looolz

Smellymouth:
Haha..

Na d smelly mouth make dem dey run from me na..

And I am so ugly..

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/you-must-be-very-mad.gif

Smellymouth:
Hahaha..

Boss[b], ah never see the babe yet ooo.[/b].

Walahi, it is coming soon..

Y r u lying na



So wetin u dey try talk be say as your mouth dey smell reach, u Neva find the girl

Mimzyy:
https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/fasc.gif

Mimzy , u ve joined smelly mouth naw ba ,



.....,,......u ve joined bad gang

Smellymouth:
Baba na true ooo..

Am expecting an invitation to ur wedding soonest

Smellymouth:
Cute son..

Pretty wife..

Walahi, my wife must be pretty oo.. Forget all those inner beauty sermon..I nor be alien, I nor dey carry laser for body.

As I ugly reach, my wife MUST be pretty!!

Loooooooooooooooooooolz

U no go use laff kill person .