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Princess ebuka dey come rena person wayo o

sonofluc1fer:
I hear I might have a career in that.

A big tyme career. Why dont u go into making atheist videos like darkmatter

sonofluc1fer:
The Son of God was born on the 25th day of December, in the year 0. Zero was also the number of agemates he would grow up with - they were all slaughtered on King Herod's number. Luckily, Joseph was given a warning by two angels, and he escaped with his family to Egypt.

When the dust had settled, they moved back to Nazareth, a small dull city on the Northside of Galilee. Baby Jesus grew up quickly and fell in love with reading - he read all kinds of books from 'Tales from the Mediterranean' to 'Songs from Onitsha Forest'

He loved to visit the temples in his days, because they were the only place where any true reading was done. He read about his ancestors - David, a great Israeli Warrior who had killed a giant with a tiny stone. He fell in love with his Father Yawheh and always sought his presence.

Then one day, 30 years after he was born, Yawheh opened the windows of heaven, and sent a dove down while Jesus being baptized in the village stream.

The dove flew down, shining in all its white, pure splendour, sending golden rays like the sun, across the face of Jesus. And all who were involved in one business or the other around the lake that day, heard a deep bass voice thunder from above.

'Na my pikin be that. Na im dey do me yanfuyfanfu for body.'


The salvation of mankind was now set in motion.

Looolz , u no go use laff kill person

sonofluc1fer:
Kingebukasblog must be there somewhere. Hehehe hehehe.. when im do like mumu for Jesus, im go come NL dey form intellectual with neon wrapper on his Keyboard.

This comment nearly made me piss for body. Looolz

Chi59:
Hmm
Smh for the poster above...
You need deliverance.

Ai swear down.

sonofluc1fer:
I dey tell you.
Me : why are the Jews special?
Nigerian : they are God's chosen.
Me: Who told you?
Nigerian: Their God.

Lmao

Mimzyy:
Waoh... A lot has gone down here.

Aunty mimzy of the romance section, what brings u here

damogul:
Thats not the question i asked you. You encouraged hopefullandlord to open this thread and challenged certain people to refute your story and my moniker was on the list of those mentioned.

Now an investigation works both ways...It can exonerate you or prove you are culpable which is why i asked question 1 regarding the dead brother and you seem reluctant to divulge that name. Now i am asking another name related question but this time these people are alive so please tell me..

Who were the presidents of the CACCF fellowship in 2009/2010 and in 2011/2012 going by the fact that your story happened between 2007 and 2012?

Hardmirror say sometin na

Chaii, warris all dis going on

jonbellion:
All these people lying and disgracing the athiest community sef
You are on your own oo

The matter never dey conclusive na

May we just dey siddon dey watch

peacesamuel94:
Not True, Christians believe other gods exist, but do not regard them as supreme.
Atheism On the other hand, totally deny and lack belief their existence.

So u believe zeus and krishna exist

jonbellion:
.

May i borrow some of ya popcorn sef

jonbellion:
to the christian crew
If this turns out to be a lie you should realise that anyone can lie for anything
But HardMorror seems so confident too
. Though I am an unbeliever in the christian faith it wont make sense for me to just cook up stories cuz I just want to desperately disprove peoples beliefs but if this turns out to be a lie it is highly disappointing and embarrassing to the atheistic and unbelieving community cuz religious people would have the same view towards us all. This whole thing is starting to look cooked up though.i hope I'm wrong
Integrity is an important virtue
HardMirror: Damogul, I wish to confess. I wish to confess!

Damogul: You wish to confess?

[Crowd becomes expectant]

Damogul:do you wish to confess?

Hardmirror: Yes. I'm guilty. Guilty. Is that what you want to hear?

Damogul: You admit you weren't a pastor

Hardmirror: No. Of that, I'm innocent. I'm guilty of a far more monstrous crime. I'm guilty of being an atheist

Damogul: You are not on trial for being an atheist

Hardmirror: Oh, yes I am. I've been on trial for that my entire life.

Damogul : Have you nothing to say in your defense?

Hardmirror: Nothing but this, I did not lie

[to damogul and the christian crew]

HardMirror: I did not lie, but I wish that I had! and exaggerated my claims a whole lot more Watching you all squabble over the pastor to athiest thread gave me more relief than a thousand lying whores!

[to the crowd]

Hardmirror: I wish I was the monster you think I am! I wish I had enough lies for the whole pack of you! I would gladly give my life to watch you all swallow it!

[Crowd outbursts again]


Hardmirror: I will not give my monicker for a dead name and I know I'll get no justice here, so I will let the gods decide my fate. I demand a trial by combat!

[the crowd is shocked]
Hehe
Game of thrones though
But the real case right here is starting to look like a lie to be honest

Looool

2much game of thrones dey worry u

We are all atheists , some of us just go one god further.

plaetton:
Priceless!

I have a feeling that this thread will end up like hard mirrors own.

Before u know it we wld start seeing threads lyk

Theproud infidel exposed

Muslims point out the lies in the proudinfidel story. Com

Choiiiii,

Hardmirror see as everybody just dey clamour for ya blood

AfricanApple:
no you didn't get it and I really don't know what you are trying to say

I was trying to say "why is glo network so bad "

Pls what is the correct translation

Nigeria ka iya fuskantar karanci electricity


This means nigeria is experiencing electricity shortage .

What does the " ka iya " mean

Pareto master i see u o


How do i say i have seen u in hausa

How do i say i really want to learn hausa

Moderators abeg please lockdown this thread and remove it from fp

How do i say

What do u want to be in future

I want to be a yahoo yahoo boy

Say god

Miyasa glo Internet mugu sosai ne

Did i get this right ?

Naijacitizen:
Miyasa ka/ki ke mamaki?

Nagode sossai, how do u say he doesnt listen

Paretomaster:
Result = sakamako

Don't mind her= kada ka tanka ta/ kyale ta/ share Ta ( share ta is like saying IGNORE HER, while kyale ta can double as leave her)

HELP ME =Taimaka mini

PRESS IT = danna shi, matsa shi ( what are we pressing here o? Lol! )

Nayi mamaki. Means ” I was surprised”

Ina mamaki means. ” am surprised”

Ke/ka bani mamaki = u surprised me.

How do u say why are u surprised

Paretomaster:
dis isn't wat I want = ba wannan Nike so ba..

do u know d place = kasan wajen?(male) / kesan wajen?( female)

Mene ne nike , dan allah fassara

AfricanApple:
what type of food is this?

Nagode sossai mallami

sonofluc1fer:
1.Rapture/End time:

In Matthew 24, Jesus tells his disciples about the signs of the end time. In verse 24, he says
' Truly I tell you, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened.'

It's been 2000 years and counting . Either he got hit by an asteroid on his way back, or He's running on African time - which would be weird for a Jew.

2. Miracles:
In Luke 10:19, Jesus says ' given you authority to trample on snakes and scorpions and to overcome all the power of the enemy; nothing will harm you'. I have snakes and scorpions. Any Christian who is willing to test this verse should Pm me.

3. Speaking in tongues:
Let's be honest. Speaking in tongues is a sign of mental illness. 'Rababaorobo' isn't a sign of the Holy Spirit - only an adult completely brainwashed would think speaking unintelligible words like a baby somehow holds some deep spiritual meaning. Totally embarrassing.

4. Holy Communion:
The Holy Communion or Spiritual cannibalism is a tradition rooted in John 6
...said to them, "Very truly I tell you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you"
This sounds like some kind of weird fetish. Eat my flesh and blood to have life in you? Yuck.

5. Tithe:
Sometimes, I wish I had this kind of power. A person hustles through years of education and finally lands a job, only to pay 10% of his salary free of charge to some guy who never contributed a Kobo to their education. May God have mercy on you poor souls.

The bolded made me laugh like a madman .

Looolz . u no go kill me with lafta

eleko1:
isokaay. 3 months ban to both of u loading

Pleaseee na , i am the only son na ( in kenneth okonkwo voice)

sonofluc1fer:
Christianity is not a cult.. it's a religion, I mean it's a way of life, sorry , a culture..

It's a personal relationship with a dead Jew.

Loooooooolz