₦airaland Forum

PaulIdu:
For an Iranian man to happily give his daughter to a West African man ,my people I tell you there is really little money cannot do

Daaaaaaaaaaim

Beey:
Oga Seun, why didn't you post one of your own Islamic clerics to be analyzed?Or is your religion special?I've observed on several occasions, you post Christian videos trying with the intention only known to you.I know you are the owner of Nairaland, so you can ban me if you like.But truth is that you need to stop making mockery of the Christian faith.If I begin to speak about your own religion, I'll not finish today.So please focus on your Islam and leave us alone.Better still, share your Islamic videos here for us to critic!

Seun is not a Muslim

U must be new to nairaland

tola400:
The young man is pictured lying lifeless on the road with red blood dripping from his head. His girlfriend was brought to the scene.



She can be seen grabbing him, crying and shaking him to wake up. Suddenly he rises from the floor, stretched his hand for a ring and then proposes to her.


What I don’t understand is; didn’t she see the camera rolling? Me, I will simply slap him. After that I can start thinking about whether to accept or rebuff his proposal, Lolz.


See more photos below;

Source: http://www.flexygist.com/2016/11/19/photos-lagos-man-pretends-to-be-dead-in-an-accident-only-to-rise-and-propose-to-his-girlfriend/

See wetin zee TV dey cause

Goyim:
somtochukwu, is that you?

Loool,

Niflheim:
@Urahara,

Well techically, it was a meet up of the Humanist Assembly of Lagos!!! It is made up of Atheists, Anti-Theists, Agnostics, Ignostics, Anthropotheists, Misotheists, Dystheists, Skeptics, Physicalists, Naturalists, Materialists, Apatheists, Deists and Freethinkers!!!

And it happened @ unilag

Smellymouth:
JustDulla and Airforce1 ,calm down guys..

Cucumber must not cause una to fight..

Lool

Niflheim:
@johnydon22,

I tire for dem oh!!! There was an Atheist meet up and Conference/Interactive Session at Unilag last year!!! Seun Kuti was the guest speaker and Professor Douglas Anele was the special guest of honour!!!


During the Question and Answer Session, a retarded christian who claimed to be a student of philosophy, asked the following question.............

QUESTION: "Professor Douglas!!! You are a hypocrite!!! How can you claim to be an atheist and yet answer the name Douglas?"
I almost fainted!!! I felt like going home to vomit!!! Who told the slowpoke that Douglas was a christian name? IT IS A SCOTTISH NAME!!!

AT UNILAG !!!!!!
Are. U 4 real

johnydon22:
Let us do a first hand experiment on Religious intolerance...

Lets print two shirts, one will have [God is alive] printed on it and the other will be [God is dead] i wll wear the former and you'll wear the later..

after one week compare the treatments we'll both receive from the public..

Dey go beat am tire

Amberon:
Bless you.. They say God don't exist but can't even give their atheistic views without mentioning God.

This statement is so incongruous

Ronaldinnioh:
"Africa is currently experiencing another form of slavery through Pentecostalism.

We are now mentally lazy and our ability to reason scientifically has been incapacitated.

The write up below gives a vivid reality of the way we think. The Nigerian Pastor won't talk about Usain Bolt or Serena Williams.

The Nigerian pastor wont talk about Steve Jobs or the young people in Silicon Valley reshaping our world.

They won't talk about young American scientists spending endless hours in search of a cure to a disease that's predominantly in the Tropical African Region.

The Nigerian pastor won't talk about Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie or Ben Okri. In every corner of the world, there exist young men and women who have defied all odds and become successful through hardwork, creativity and dedication... The Nigerian pastor wont talk about them......neither will he ask his members to emulate the spirit of these individuals.

He would rather talk about sister Agatha who got a job she WAS NOT THE MOST QUALIFIED FOR because she prayed and fasted in line with their church programme. Or Brother John who became a millionaire because he used all his salary as a seed in the church. Or Papa Miracle who he laid his hands on and 3 of his children got admission in the university Or Mama Esther paid her tithe and her business started growing everywhere across the nation......no business plan, just boom, everywhere.

This has led to a new breed of mentally lazy young people who now see God as a rewarder of mediocrity. To the Nigerian Pastor, the only way to prosper is by paying your tithe and sowing seeds in the church.

So they will never talk about those who have through hard-work and dedication placed themselves on the world map.

No......the Nigerian god only blesses the first 30 people that rush to the altar to drop N100,000 as seed.

The Nigerian god abhors hard work and creative thinking, He only gives to those who sow seeds and offerings......and those who shout "I am a millionaire" every morning and do nothing the rest of the day.

You want The Almighty to come down and help you use the talent He gave you and bless you because you are going to church to shout "Daddy, I receive it" You are all jokers.

Can someone tell these jokers that irrespective of your creed, faith or religion, blessings and favours follow you once you start using your talent and become useful to your society"

Aunty mi, u are making sense

malakus:
The fool says God does not exist

The person who made this statement is the biggest of fools

GidiQuotes:
You don't need to believe, billions already do!

Doesn't make it true

phreakabit:
Why should I caution or condemn his comments?
I should rather commend his intuitiveness.
I am surprised at how he could tell they are Yorubas.
Because the majority of them in that photo actually are.

The amount of tribalistic comments I see on nairaland these days is worrisome

trumpclinton247:
.....thats a way to comuflage,,, ...appearing simple.... deceiving Nigerians... we know.. may God save us... I still pray.. cos this country is far behind because of these corrupt leaders

If he appears pretentious , u ppl wld still talk

chie8:
According to Governor El-rufai's wife Aisha Ummi Garba El-rufai, her son El-Sadique was a year older yesterday.The parents marked his birthday with a low key party.She wrote....


'From the day you first talked until the day you first walked, I always felt blessed to have you. Happy birthday my son Abubakar El-Sadique!

He's  +1 yesterday'


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/11/el-rufai-his-wife-mark-sons-birthday.html

Not superfluous at all

brostheo:
The car is as ugly as sanusi himself

Really

In the bishops defense for a university like covenant the fees are reasonable

Synzu:
Just wait for your own mouth odour

Lol

ikorodureporta:
Source: http://punchng.com/high-covenant-varsity-fees-stop-face-gods-wrath-oyedepo-tells-critics/

Religion.........

A tool used to control and force the masses to submission.

See how he uses the " wrath of god " phrase to force the masses to do his bidding

analice107:
I dey nah. Children of now a days don't care to check up on their mums. Hmmm, repent Son so that your own children will check up on you wen u get to my age.
*Sobs*.

I am sowwi na

Where have u been all these days

unclezuma:


https://i.imgur.com/tHG42yL.gif

Lol

ValentineMary:
U are very wicked. See how u finish the guy. I have nothing more to say

I swear

analice107:
There is no language in the spirit realm. Communication is done by thoughts.

A won martian manhunter

moscobabs:
I finished primary in 1993 ma

finished secondary in 2000


Gained admission in 2001 and graduated in 2005

Other professional courses in 2006-2009

Got my first job in 2008

married in 2012 when I was 29

this is 2016

1983-2016( still counting o) = 33 yrs

hope u get it right ma?

So polite

danduj:
Try this 1 for naija nd watch edo witches steal ur phone

Looolz

akraym:
What a world

Nice pun for a signature

[quote author=WalkerMichael post=50763081][/quote]See wetin naivety don cause

dangotesmummy:
This im smallie don dey ripe small small o

See her brezs

You sure say her paparazzi friends no dey already sample that place because that brez is too much for her age

Bros why na

RoyalMail:
Justice Jude Okeke of an FCT High Court in Maitama, Abuja on Wednesday, slammed a fine of N5 million on Airtel Nig. Ltd for violation of customer’s right to privacy.

The plaintiff, Mr Emmanuel Anene on Dec. 21 filed a suit against Airtel for continue disturbances through unsolicited messages to his line. The judge held that the crucial issue that calls for determination here was whether or not that the plaintiff evidence made out a case to justify the claims in the reliefs he sought.

“One of the reliefs sought an order of the court seeks for the award of damages. A plaintiff who seeks for a violation of right is to succeed on the strength of his case and not on the weakness or absence of the defence.

“Though he can rely on the absence of the defence to support his case."

He said the burden of proof could shift from party to party until the issue in contention is resolved.

The court records showed that the plaintiff evidence of claims was served on the defendant and led evidence in the support of same.

“The defendant who was afforded the opportunity failed to file statement of defence contradicting the plaintiff’s statement of claim or fails to lead evidence in challenge to the claims; it means he had admitted the facts.

“Unless the court does not believe in the evidence or sees any reason in contrary in law it reserves a duty to act on such.

“The defendant failed to place any evidence on the other scale of balance there is nothing against in which the plaintiff’s evidence can be weighed.

Okeke held that the plaintiff complained about disturbances and distractions which he did solicit for, from the defendant but the defendant did not reply nor do anything about it.

“The plaintiff having purchase the defendant telephone number a contractual relationship is satisfied, the defendant is in violation of the right to the plaintiff privacy.

“The defendant, having received complaints from the plaintiff, but continued to disturb the plaintiff from quiet enjoyment of the line.

“In every wrong there must be a remedy, to vindicate the plaintiff’s right which has been violated in the forth going circumstance by the defendant; the plaintiff shall be awarded damages based on the discretion of the court.

“Against this background putting into consideration the obvious inconviencies, discomfort and the embarrassments the plaintiff had undeniably gone through.

“The defendant has been directed to pay to the plaintiff damages not the N200 million the plaintiff asked for but N5 million only.


Source:
http://www.ajayiwrites.com/2016/11/court-awards-n5million-to-customer-who.html

For this nigeria

joseph1013:
As in...when there is MMM where they can try their luck before it crashes. Oh...I hear they even preach the gospel of MMM in church nowadays. It's always about the money. LOL

Itz all bout the money o