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pls who knows when it wld air on get tv?

Godsbaby1:
Dearest Nlanders expecially my Lovely Uhrobo host, am addicted to ekoo the whitish mud, does it have any effect either positive or otherwise, a woman told me her niegbhour told her it blocks womb and others said it help to concieve or that if it hungries one it means the person is approaching to concieve, though i see pregnant women it, so pls my people is ekoo dangerous

pls stop consuming it. read somewhr that it contains a quantity of lead which is bad for d blood.

allanphash7:
Nice one dear.



I love u for that

tnx dear.

the # tag #onlyinSARS has been created. mention @policeng for it to be seen by the nigerian police force

I am actually attached to them on NYSC. I must confess that there r plenty negative stuffs going on within the force, but the Police actually do great things in keeping d nation safe/sane. We can only hope that the institution be sanitized and the bad eggs flushed out. sometimes these jnrs dont act on their own. they are mobilized by thier snrs and some other well to do Nigerians to carry out their dirty jobs.

ednut1:
my guy for office buy am. i see d receipt na lol. y i go dey lie ontop cake self

I believe u now. small sha

ednut1:
cool, zenith no try o. na 4k cake dem send am he he he. how do i knw person buy am for my bday lol

and d person tell u ow much him buy am? I smell lies

noordean:
i think it's high time i started learning ur language

are u considering one ibo shawthy

noordean:
It's been really long dear. Kedu? How are you doing right?
I heard if one goes to ijebu,you hardly see landlord,all you see around is landlady.

yh! thats ow are u? yh! heard d landlady stuff too

noordean:
You are right,though not all of them but most.

my swt@. longest time. kedu?
exactly. not all of them. this woman is stingy to her own blood. her grandson. she has 2large buildings on d street dat rakes in plenty via rent.....yet she cant afford to help train her only grandson. She is aged o. so I wonder who she is piling d wealth for?

very powerful. I did learn a couple of tinx.
#never die of heartbreak
#never expect much from ur rich relations
#hustle tight
#build an empire.

sorry o! but Ijebu ppl aint just it. I av an ijebu woman landlady on my street, she no just be am. #novex

ceejay80s:
Abeg make una no vex, na boat or camel dem emir enter go united kingdom in 1940 ?

d same way d british came in

ProfessorPeter:
the first Methodist Church in Nigeria na for my place e be

before then, what form of civilization did ur ppl av? an average man stares in awe at stuffs seen for d 1st time

DWJOBScom:
He was never a Christian in the first place!

exactly!!! he shld change dat title to church goer. Its degrading of his status

sugah:
BASTARD

bastard

• adj 1: born out of wedlock; "the dominions of both rulers passed away to their spurious or doubtful offspring"- E.A.Freeman [syn: {bastardly}, {misbegot}, {misbegotten}, {spurious}]

• 2: fraudulent; having a misleading appearance [syn: {bogus}, {fake}, {phony}, {phoney}]

• n 1: (obscene) insulting terms of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous [syn: {asshole}, {RoosterDrinker}, {dickhead}, {shit}, {mother fucker}, {motherfucker}, {prick}, {son of a bitch}, {SOB}]

• 2: the illegitimate offspring of unmarried parents [syn: {by-blow}, {love child}, {illegitimate child}, {illegitimate}, {whoreson}]

You are referring to definition 3

ok. Tnx.
Still dont like to hear d word.

someone actually voiced out to me once that i make her sad when i am around. Ooppsss!!!! I know i ava bubbly personality and ppl often compliment my sunny lifestyle. It hurt me when she said so.....but i guess she was just jealous cos we share a mutual friend who happens to be her 'bestie'

just dont let it detour u dear. Keep living ur life d way u deem right and never leave ur pot of food in d open. U never can tell d height of evils in d heart of man. Tnx

which ever way we choose to define d word bastard, its an offensive way to call a human being like ourselves. Why do u think ppl use it to insult others?

kstadaura:
I have seen many young ladies that have given birth to bastards, in their parent's house,although they still look pretty and have suitors but that sounds awkward to me. i am not saying that they should be isolated or hated for having bastards but i just cant do it.

just recently a friend of mine(lady) whom i have crush on,is pregnant out of wedlock, the moment i heared that i just dont feel the way i use to feel about her.......its really disturbing.

guys can you marry a lady who had a bstard?

remind me the meaning of bastard dear. Pls

DDeliverer:
AUNTY, I WANT TO TELL YOU SOME TRUTHS...........I KNOW YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO TAKE THEM BUT IT IS THE TRUTH..

1. YOUR HUSBAND WILL BEAT YOU SOME MORE AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
2. HE WILL KEEP TELLING HIS FRIENDS ABOUT EVERY 'SILLY' MISTAKE OF YOURS AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
3.YOU WILL KEEP CONVINCING YOURSELF THAT YOU ARE THE VICTIM AND THE GOOD WIFE AND THERE IS NOTHING NLDERS CAN DO ABOUT THAT.

DOES YOU HUBBY COME HOME AND START INSULTING YOU WITHOUT YOU PROMPTING HIM TO?
SOMEHOW YOU CLEVERLY OMITTED THE THINGS YOU DO THAT MAKES HIM ANGRY, TRYING TO PLAY THE VICTIM...WHY?

BEHAVE RIGHT! IF HE WANTS ANYTHING GIVE HIM...BE SUBMISSIVE! COOK GOOD FOOD! MAKE HIM HAPPY!
......AND I PROMISE YOU EXCEPT HE IS MAD, HE WILL SING YOUR PRAISE TO ALL HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY MEMBERS.

u should av considered d issue on both front. so u av never heard that some men/women just fight dier spouse over absolute nothing. You need to realise that some ppl are just warped in dier world to consider d feelings of others. yes! I knw one man who just deals his wife blows cos he is more 'powerful'

siraj1402:
Honesty sister, i understand you and this has been corrected. Know that this is not to make jest of the man in question,but to show how difficult having what you want sometimes.

cool.Nice for u to av edited

pacino26:
My dear, you took the words from my keyboard. This is the highest height of invading someone's privacy and posting the contents uncensored. Op no vex but you're very naive and I sense some level of immaturity here. You don't make mock of a man's articles of faith and belief.

As for the list, it's a funny one.

exactly d point. if he had sonehw censored d name on d list, I am sure it could av passed for a joke, but d rest of d pix......mba!

mikolo80:
I believe he is not highest thief in pdp but he at least did something. you reinforce positively if you want more or you spew the crap you Just did if you want the looting to continue. 99%looting always better than 100%

ok. Tnx. Seen

Adaobi12:
And she was suffering the humiliation alone all along.

no be small humiliation

ronald4lif:
Yes o. Fertility, HIV, genotype and every related test that certifies a person as std and fertile free must be carried out before marriage. Pragmatist takes no chances in ensuring these are performed.

Her approach is commendable and she wouldn't have known the man was infertile if she didn't insist he run a test.

One can't just depend on people's word that they're fertile or std free and should confirm themselves through tests. This woman would have wasted her life forever.

true sir. Sad tin again, d mans gf was busy taunting dis woman on facebook.....calling her barren not knowing its d man that has d fault

very wrong of u dear. u invaded some1's privacy, not just for ur own eyes but d worlds too. Really saddening. u couldnt even blot out d family name of d bride to be. Very not nice. I pray u wont av cos for d world to see ur dirty linens

okirewaju:
Sad One!

7 years that can never be gotten again

Wonder why he was hiding his condition when it can be treated.

very sad dear. He even used d guise of I am pastor on d lady. Its well

hinwazaka:
So in your words, a government shouldn't appraise itself of its performance. If that is the case, on what criteria should politicians be returned, how pretty they look. You probably don't understand what politics is about. Politics is talk, big talk. The reverend father analogy is baseless, afterall a priest has the moral justification to refuse giving communion to anyone unbecoming of morality. Next time you go to mass, dress naked and then head down to the father for Communion

So a politician has no moral justification to serve his ppl?
I see ur point now....thats why corruption is on d increase. What more moral justification does one need to serve his people diligently according to laid down rules? U tow d line of if no applause, then our leaders should not function? I now see that politics is truely for the conscience less and 'moraless' fellows

hinwazaka:
What is exactly your issue with him
* The fact that only you believe he will defect soon
OR
* The fact that you hate his sincerity and transperancy in delivering answers to questions

what sincerity pls

freshdude99:
What is this one saying

try harder. I knw u may someday get it

freshdude99:
U are not making reasonable arguments here in fact am struggling to get ur points even!
My suggestion is, just back off bcz akpabio is just so good in his game! Remember he's a lawyer

I am one too

freshdude99:
Define the word flop!
I watched it live, the dude was damn right in his analysis

it was a huge mess. What analysis? the one he arrogantly put across? I couldnt help but cringe each time he tells Gbenga.....'i shld be the one telling u'. Pls he is just a pdp member waiting to defect to d ruling party. He just rubbished GEJ Govt for not doing anything for d ppl of his state, yet he campaigned and delivered his state for PDP in d last presidential elections. What BS!!!!!

Chiaka:
Even one needs to and desires to be applauded. If you have a staff that's working well its only common sense to appreciate the effort of the staff.....

I disagree with dis notion. Its not d same thing. He actually means that the Govt can afford to do without availing citizens with these facilities. I totally disagree in his choice of words. If u had seen that interview, u wld av been able to relate with my POV.