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Politics / Re: Gunmen Open Fire Towards Ex Oyo SSG by UrennaNkoli(f): 2:44pm On Sep 25, 2017
thank God for his life
Politics / Re: Young Soldier Dies In Enugu State After His Passing Out Parade In Kaduna. Photo by UrennaNkoli(f): 2:36pm On Sep 25, 2017
How can you call a boy who obviously hasn't fought any war before gallant.

By the way, help me greet your fellow uniform tormentors on the other side..

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Sports / Re: National Stadium Of Prostitutes, Drug Peddlers, Beer And Pepper Soup Joints by UrennaNkoli(f): 1:17pm On Sep 25, 2017
Isn't it the same national stadium where the supposed olympic grade swimming pool has been converted to a fish pond?
Pets / Re: What Breed Is This Pls by UrennaNkoli(f): 7:07pm On Sep 24, 2017
He's trying to sell you a supposed boarboel with the tail intact but its a very poor one. Its not pure...
Culture / Re: What Is The Biggest Culture Shock You Have Had? by UrennaNkoli(f): 6:00pm On Sep 24, 2017
Trunaijian:
In Japan they eat white rice without any sauce or stew.
sometimes they get a bowl of extremely watery soup with floating vegetables.

Meeen. Feeding was a challenge until I found KFC two streets down. Them tire for me there
lol.. u right tho. Floating veggies in a big bowl of ugly looking soup with half cooked meat/fish and caviar garnished with raw snail..

if ur in sapporro, you'll see lots of western restaurants with manageable delicacies.

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Pets / Re: .. by UrennaNkoli(f): 12:39am On Sep 16, 2017
14teenK:
why people derive joy in insulting a persons property still baffles me. I mentioned in one thread that you are a complete sociopath and every comment you make is pointing at that direction. You are probably a lady frustrated, angry and sad of her existence and you just wind up putting all the frustrations on dogs who don't even understand your tantrum... My point is, find something good doing stop your sadistic comments.

Jasper above doesn't posses any local dog gene, he is still growing.
Go to hell
Travel / Boat Sinking Leaves 33 Dead by UrennaNkoli(f): 12:34am On Sep 16, 2017
The bodies of at least 33 people, some children, have been recovered after a crowded boat capsized in the Niger River in north-western Nigeria.
Emergency officials say they managed to rescue 84 people on board, but another 30 of the total 150 passengers remained unaccounted for.
They blamed the accident on overloading of the boat, which had been travelling from neighbouring Niger.
Nigeria has seen many boats capsize due to poorly maintained overcrowded boats.
The accident happened on Wednesday morning in the remote area of Lolo village, in Nigeria's Kebbi state, but details only first started emerging on Friday.
The boat had been carrying traders across the border from Gaya, in the Dosso region of Niger. They were planning to attend a village market in Nigeria.
A co-ordinator for Nigeria's National Emergency Management (NEMA), Suleiman Mohammed Karim, told AFP news agency that the boat had a capacity of 70 passengers but survivors said 150 people plus their goods were on board.
Referring to the remaining missing, he said: "Having spent two days on the water, we presume they are all dead."
Lalasticlala mynd44
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-41284370
Politics / Re: Court Declares IPOB A Non Terrorist Group,counters Army's Lie(photos) by UrennaNkoli(f): 11:31pm On Sep 15, 2017
This war go sweet well.
Blood for blood. Ring it.
Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:15pm On Sep 12, 2017
Piiko:
Nice song a bit outdated tho
A good music lover doesn't see anything as outdated. I still listen to Paul Anker , bill crosby and the likes

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Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:12pm On Sep 12, 2017
Hisduchess:
my woman by m.anifest ft mi casa
manifest.. so much love him.. that is ''forget 'em'' song is awesome

Theres a particular nigerian hip hop song I'm looking for. Its kinda new tho.. Had it once in my sleep and I fell in love with it. Was too sleepy to ask for the title and singer tho and when I woke up hours later to ask, it was a tough task owing to the fact that thousands of mp3s were on that phone. Days later, I had it in a club but couldn't really catch the youruba lyrics . Was also feeling too big to ask

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Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:05pm On Sep 12, 2017
mask off- future
Culture / Re: 45,000 Virgin Zulu Maidens Step Out Topless For Testing In South Africa (Photos) by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:51pm On Sep 11, 2017
warris dis

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Politics / Re: A Soldier Posted To South Calls For Sprayers, Wants Peace & Unity by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:37pm On Sep 11, 2017
lol.. I don't know why I just dislike Nigerian soldiers. Most especially those non-comissioned officers wey no go school.. Even the commisioned ones, na God-fatherism thy used to get there. Many of them can't even spell their names correctly. I've had something to do with NAEC. Nigerian Army Education Corps so I know what I'm saying.

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Pets / Re: .. by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:25pm On Sep 11, 2017
mankan2k7:
Don't mind them bros, jasper is a nice Gsd anyway. Never be discourage by those comments up there.
you call a GSD he bought for less than 30k nice? cheesy
fact is go to a very good and reputable kennel. Even as rare as good straighbacks are. You'll have to throw in some money to get a pure one.

That dog is a mix of an impure ekuke (tan color) with an impure ekuke (black color)

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Pets / Re: Five Reasons You Should Own A Nigerian Local Dog ''ekuke'' Over Foreign Breeds by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:16pm On Sep 10, 2017
lafflaff123:
And they taste good too.

Especially with fresh palmwine.
and what makes you think that caucasian of yours isn't tastier ? Only that someone won't be foolish enough to eat a meat worth over a hundred and fifty thousand naira in one sitting . Ekuke isn't expensive thats why people are eating it.

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Pets / Re: Five Reasons You Should Own A Nigerian Local Dog ''ekuke'' Over Foreign Breeds by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:13pm On Sep 10, 2017
youngreva:
I love my nigerian ekuke



pls move to fp
seriously, sometimes in the 90's , our landlady used to have one. That dog really terrorized me and it was very alert. If you train them to what you want them to be, you'll be astonished.

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Pets / Five Reasons You Should Own A Nigerian Local Dog ''ekuke'' Over Foreign Breeds by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:06pm On Sep 10, 2017
We all know about our local breeds we find around. Call it basenji, call it indian pariah call it ekuke, call it meat 404 call it stray dogs, call it shit eaters but truth is, these breeds need more care and need not to be treated like a pack of shit grin

Here are some reasons why you should own an ekuke over that caucasian , pitbull , samoyed or GSD you so much crave for

1. Immunity and disease resistance

Have you ever seen an ekuke being dewormed or vaccinated at birth? Fact is no and never. Why ? Well thats because these breeds are so much immune to so many diseases affecting canines. You'll see them in gutters and dump yards yet, dem go still dey healthy cheesy. But with that boarboel of yours, you'll always be scared of pavo virus and the rest hoping your 150k + doesn't go with the wind. You can't even let your dogs out anyhow but with an ekuke, you don't need to be worried.

2. Feeding

Some people spend 10k+ every month just to feed their GSD. Some spend 15k+ just to feed their caucasian. With your local breed, why should you spend that much when all you have to do is feed it the remains of last night's food. They'll eat anything, they don't complain. Give them eba, they'll eat. If you want to treat them well, give them spoilt beans, they'll love you for ever.

3. Cost
To get a very pure boarboel from S.A, ready your 200k+ , same goes for caucasian and about 150k+ for a good GSD but with your 1k, you can get your local dog. Some even goes for as low as 500 naira. So come to think of it, why spend that much on just a dog that can die at any time. cheesy

4. Security
Some say these breeds are not security conscious but thats a fat lie. If you want to mess with them visit them at night when they are most active. (Which thief or burglar operates during the day tho). They are naturally sight hounds and speed hounds (hunters use them to catch meat and their success rate is 90%). They'll alert you way before any intruder gets in. Moreover, why spend 100 thousand naira or more on a foreign breed when you can get 100 ekukes to guard your home grin (who born any thief well when you have hundreds of dogs waiting in line to have a taste of your juicy flesh) . Afterall, there's strength in numbers they say wink

5. Longevity
They never fall sick, they never starve (even if you don't feed them they'll go an look for food themselves. Thats how smart they are). So what will kill them then?

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Pets / Re: .. by UrennaNkoli(f): 8:36pm On Sep 10, 2017
shefik:
This is shadow the destroyer .hes obviously on point .owned by a responsible human being.he is social ,doesn't kill puppies and isn't used for dog fighting .
how old is he coz I'm not really impressed. I was expecting something better
Pets / Re: .. by UrennaNkoli(f): 4:50pm On Sep 10, 2017
shefik:
ISSA RAT.thats very far from a German shepherd bro,when we talk about straight back we name dogs like shadow the destroyer owned by blaisangurl,not that shit eating mutt you uploaded .i recommend castration
lol.. funny enough,, he's always the first to insult other people's dogs . Now take a look at his grin. Just look at that snout. Almost longer than that of a gharial.. Op that dog belongs to the cooking pot. Its in invaluable delicacy in akwa ibom cheesy

pls post me the link of shadow the destroyer.

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Pets / Re: .. by UrennaNkoli(f): 4:43pm On Sep 10, 2017
but u fond of insulting other people's gsd.. its time to insult urs grin

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Romance / Re: Pls Help A Nairalander.... Help Save A Life by UrennaNkoli(f): 4:35pm On Sep 10, 2017
Stellie:
Please good people of nairaland....i dont bliv am doin dis buh i hav no other option...
Pls help me and my mum... As i speak now she is on a life machine and is struggling for her lyf., She had a terrible accident and it affected her head...Ever since she has been in comma....
I just spoke to the doctor and what his telling me is unbelivable....sayin my mum wud hav problems rememberin things, my mum?,,..
He saying lots of things i dont understand and am just wishing am the person on that sick bed ryt now, not my sweet mother...
Nairalanders , the Doctor said she needs to undergo a treatment urgently, somtin lyk an operation, unless am goin to lose her.. His asking for a huge amount of money and i dont know how to get it.... Where do i get it?? Who shud i meet,,,..am a student, am her only child, my dad is late.. Where do i go from here??,how do i com up wit such huge amount within limited tym..,....
Pls i know there are so many people here wit a good hrt..pls i beg u in d name of God ,..help me pls..&m devastated..my hands are shaking... As d clock ticks ..it ticks toward me losing d only person i have in dis world...pls help wit anytin it wud go a long way to help me and my mother..pls i beg u ..pls ....here is my details..
Onodje ufuoma stella.
3029485523.
Skye bank...
Pls i grew up witout a dad and cnt afford to lose my mum... Dats y am doin dis ...i would do anytin for my mother...God bless u as u understand......
take a picture with your mom on her life support .. Lets start from there.

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Career / Re: Lagos Airport Guard Discovers, Returns N1.2m Belonging To The Owner (pic) by UrennaNkoli(f): 4:14pm On Sep 10, 2017
And he'll be rewarded with what? Handshakes and photographs?

Crap
Shuffering and Shimiling- Fela Kuti

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Pets / Re: Standard Sized Or Oversized German Shepherds. Which Do You Prefer?. by UrennaNkoli(f): 3:36pm On Sep 08, 2017
Greene66:


@emboldened, for real? in Nigeria cheesy
Yeah they have a base near command, Iyana- Ipaja
Pets / Re: Standard Sized Or Oversized German Shepherds. Which Do You Prefer?. by UrennaNkoli(f): 11:37pm On Sep 06, 2017
I've seen an ''obesed'' GSD with the Nigerian Army canine squad before. This dog must have been bombarded with steroids.. That's not a standard GSD at all but they don't mind.
Sports / Re: Cameroon Vs Nigeria: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier 1 - 1 (Full Time) by UrennaNkoli(f): 11:06pm On Sep 04, 2017
Naija I hail thee.. Naija can never do something or progress without causing confusion and commotion and turning every Nigerian to mathematician grin

Play nations cup we go dey hope for zimbabwe to beat egypt 4-0 while cote' di voire draw 0-0 with morrocco before we progress grin

Play world cup we go dey hope for Trinidad and tobago to beat spain 5-1 while Germany lose 2-0 to Tahiti before we qualify for round of 16

If this one beat this one and this one lose this one we go qualify.. na our motto be that cheesy

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Pets / Re: 9months Male Caucasian For Sale In Lagos 100k by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:18pm On Sep 04, 2017
That snout tho.. almost longer than that of an alligator
Pets / Re: Urgent Sale 35k 5 Month Old Caucasian Shephered by UrennaNkoli(f): 4:58pm On Sep 03, 2017
Kovu:


I hope you get this dog sold soon so you will stop insulting everyone who comments on your thread.

YOU ARE SIMPLY A BAD SALES MAN.
just forgive him coz I can feel his anger grin..
The person that sold that dog to him no try @ all
O.P hope say no be 100k u buy am cheesy
Sports / Re: OMG!! Zlatan Ibrahimovic Buys A Luxury Yacht Worth 8 Million Euros (Photos) by UrennaNkoli(f): 3:43pm On Sep 03, 2017
Fat lie.. Where you wan dey see yatch of 8M euros? They are more costlier than private jets. If you no get up to 400M euros just go and slep
Pets / Re: Urgent Sale 35k 5 Month Old Caucasian Shephered by UrennaNkoli(f): 3:26pm On Sep 03, 2017
this ur caucasian na die o..

grin

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Pets / Re: Mixed (rot And Gsd) Puppy For Sale (3mths) by UrennaNkoli(f): 1:49pm On Sep 03, 2017
toms55:
Funny aswear grin 200k for mix grin grin nice pups btw
pls whats nice about those pups? Thats utter nonsense
Sports / Re: Eagles Declare War On Lions As Akwa Ibom Promises $10,000 Per Goal by UrennaNkoli(f): 6:26am On Sep 01, 2017
Is he trying to ginger them to play for the money instead?
Education / Re: Let's Talk About Animals On Our Planet(Photos). by UrennaNkoli(f): 6:20am On Sep 01, 2017
Explorers:



Though ive not seen any, but alligators and crocodiles are commonly confused with one another, and the words are often used interchangeably.

Although they look similar, there are a few key physical characteristics that can help you easily distinguish between crocodiles and alligators.

Differentiating between the two is the problem.


Alligators live only in the southeastern USA and eastern China, whereas crocodiles can be found right across the world in Africa, Australia, Southeast Asia, North America, South America and Central America.

If you are in the USA, then you are far more likely to encounter an alligator than a crocodile.

But U.S is the only country having both.

Pictured, U shaped is the Alligator and V shaped is crocodile.


http://m.wikihow.com/Tell-the-Difference-Between-a-Crocodile-and-an-Alligator

https://owlcation.com/stem/Whats-the-difference-between-alligators-and-crocodiles?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C5244721199
have you heard of gharial?

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