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Travel / Re: Kechi Okwuchi: Throwback Photo Of Sosoliso Air Crash Survivor by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:26pm On Jun 12, 2017
Pidgin2:
100 surgeries? Some people go for one and die in the process, God has really got His eyes on her, she's blessed
What she did was skin grafting and plastic surgery. Its less risky and no death is usually recorded.

Only complex surgeries like neuro and organ record more fatalities which she did not do.

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Phones / Re: Please Can You Do Without Your Phone For One Week? by UrennaNkoli(f): 8:51pm On Jun 12, 2017
why not? Who dey call me who I dey call. Its just me and my own tiny little world here
Celebrities / Re: Man Cover His Bae Eyes Wit Handkerchief,Kneel & Propose 2 Her At A Show In Ekiti by UrennaNkoli(f): 8:32pm On Jun 12, 2017
HML to them .
Education / Re: Ten Most Expensive Secondary Schools In Nigeria 2017 by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:25pm On Jun 11, 2017
yemiosinbajo:


You are right, but don't exaggerate. What was her rank in LJC for you to have described her as "one of the poorest". Also, what federal university is it because I know it can never be UI.
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Education / Re: Ten Most Expensive Secondary Schools In Nigeria 2017 by UrennaNkoli(f): 8:42pm On Jun 11, 2017
rozayx5:


u dey mindam

all these guys wey go dey shout 4mill

one evening money for oriental for some dudes undecided undecided

instead of them to work hard and wish themselves well, they will come to this thread and start defending our useless educational system all in the name of cheap education
go our universities nko. Before you even attend class or even write exam lecturer for don tell you say you go fail. Our educational system is a huge joke. If you have the money, just send your kids to one of these quality secondary schools we have here and send them abroad for their tertiary education. Look at kechi that sosoliso plane crash survivor. she finished from loyola jesuit. She went ahead to texas for her university. If she had studied in naija, do you think she'll be what she is today? big NO

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Education / Re: Ten Most Expensive Secondary Schools In Nigeria 2017 by UrennaNkoli(f): 8:36pm On Jun 11, 2017
rozayx5:


u dey mindam

all these guys wey go dey shout 4mill

one evening money for oriental for some dudes undecided undecided

instead of them to work hard and wish themselves well, they will come to this thread and start defending our useless educational system all in the name of cheap education
don't mind him. I definitely knew some bad belle people will come up with something like ''they are not always as intelligent as their public school counterpart.'' Just go to british high school lagos, you go see beta pikin you. Its a blend of those foreigners and naija students. You sef you'll open your mouth and say this is what we call education, quality labs, classrooms, libraries etc. Not like those pako school we went with those teachers wey no get joy. They will use koboko on us just because they told us to find X+X and we no see am.

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Education / Re: Ten Most Expensive Secondary Schools In Nigeria 2017 by UrennaNkoli(f): 8:26pm On Jun 11, 2017
Afonjanightmare:

Thank God you used the word "academically brilliant ", see ehn, even OLODO from this school is far more intellectually sound than the best student from average / public school, the most intelligent from such schools can drag it out with a 200level student in a federal university
Don't mind him, he knows nothing. A kid sis of mine who was among the poorest student in loyola jesuit currently tops her medical class in a federal university here in naija..

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Education / Re: Ten Most Expensive Secondary Schools In Nigeria 2017 by UrennaNkoli(f): 8:22pm On Jun 11, 2017
BigBelleControl:
I don't expect students from these secondary schools to attend any Nigerian public university. They either go abroad or attend a private university. But one thing I notice about them is they have better command of English language, they're exposed[s] but are not usually as academically brilliant as their counterparts in public or low paying secondary schools.[/s]
beautiful nonsense.. They end up studying in harvard, oxford ,MIT, cambridge, penssylvania, peking and much more. Those kids there receive quality education from the best and seasoned of teachers..

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Celebrities / Re: Dbanj Shares First Couple Photo With Wife, Didi Kilgrow by UrennaNkoli(f): 8:12pm On Jun 11, 2017
After sleeping with hundreds of girls in his lifetime, it baffles me how a sane woman will choose to settle down with such a thing if not because of his money.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by UrennaNkoli(f): 10:51pm On Jun 10, 2017
This board and wasting money on unnecessary spending on unnecessary players. If you've watched a bakayoko and kante pairing, you'll vomit.

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Events / Re: The Numbers Girls Hold In Birthday Pictures Might Not Be Their Age. See Why by UrennaNkoli(f): 10:11pm On Jun 10, 2017
true. I wanted to comment on this issue some days back but overlooked it. A girl holding such ballon numbers doesn't necessarily mean thats her age. Theres a possibility its just her birthday . Nigerians are not educated at all and una go dey say na you go school pass.

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Crime / Re: What's Wrong With This Owerri Zenith Bank Crime Scene? (Graphic Images) by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:57pm On Jun 10, 2017
Remember this is Nigeria.
TV/Movies / Re: Kechi Okwuchi At America's Got Talent 2017, Wows Crowd by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:53pm On Jun 10, 2017
Sylverly:
This almost made me cry..I wish she wins and go for plastic surgery
plastic surgery? So what do you think she's been doing for the past 12 yrs? I don't think she can get better than that.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:49pm On Jun 02, 2017
raumdeuter:
grin grin grin grin grin grin

These new generation of Chelski fans very ilarious. used to be an Arsenal fan nikan ni

LMAO
If you don't beef hazard in a day, you won't die hun? So please just relax and don't give yourself HBP over a player that doesn't even care about your existence.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:46pm On Jun 02, 2017
raumdeuter:
grin grin grin grin grin grin

These new generation of Chelski fans very ilarious. used to be an Arsenal fan nikan ni

LMAO
lol.. When we started watching football, your pops and mumsi had not even exchanged wedding vows not to talk of having that private night session to make sure that unfortunate egg was fertilized. Now see the results of fertilizing such an egg. Whether you used to be a fan of arsenal or still a fan, all I know is you had an affiliate with such a pathetic club so we understand where ur coming from. I follow your hazard fracas daily. I get irritated when I see hidden hazard in a post. It must surely come from someone as clueless as you.

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Pets / Re: Extraordinary Female Bullmastiff Pup For Sale by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:23pm On Jun 02, 2017
bobbysaxy:
Call or whatsapp.08155560515 for pickup
do you have pure dobberman? I don't want disappointment and whats the price range for both puppies and adults
Romance / Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:05pm On Jun 02, 2017
you people just cook up meaningless stories just to make frontpage.

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Pets / Re: 2 Local Dogs Charged My GSD Puppy Tonight! Can Someone Explain What Happened? by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:04pm On Jun 02, 2017
Greene66:
undecided shocked

I don't even know the right expression.

Those breeds whether you call it basenji or mongrel are social species and are very territorial. They move in packs.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by UrennaNkoli(f): 8:46pm On Jun 02, 2017
raumdeuter:


Earlier this season you said he was better than Robben, Now you are saying except Robben, soon you will see the light
Its high time you guys ignored this troll for good. The more you quote him the more he feels relevant

Understand something here.
*He used to be an arsenal fan who ran to bayern because of the misfortune of his initial club. That alone should tell you that he is not supposed to see anything good about his club's superiors (Chelsea). You cant expect a barcelona fan to say anything about madrid. They will always tell you Ezquerro was better than raul or ludovic giuly was better than ronaldo the phenomenom .

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Sports / Re: Hazard Vs Sanchez by UrennaNkoli(f): 8:37pm On Jun 02, 2017
Rapahel1116:
Na so dem compare hazard nd neymar ...mtchew all dis Chelsea fans eh....mk Sanchez get d kindteam wey hazard get ...upon how Sanchez team useless reach he still de play well....watch d guy in Chile's jersey u go fear fear ....neymar and sanchez are better dan hazard.

Hazard is better than the both combind. Fact . I don't just understand how you hazard haters reason sometimes.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea :FA Cup Final (2 - 1) On 27th May 2017 by UrennaNkoli(f): 8:45am On May 28, 2017
JeffreyJames:
Confirmed fix match!
Very possible. The way chelsea allowed them to play their game was so unusual. The moses purposely getting himself a red card when he knew he was on a yellow and a dive was another yellow card offense. He didn't even bother to argue with the referee. Look at costa's goal. That goal was fluke. He had no intention to score but the ball just went in somehow. Then just watch how foolishly the whole 11 man squad of chelsea all stood like zombies so that arsenal could get a second. Match fixing exist in England only thats its coded and on a low key. Its mainly meant' for those high stakeholders in the english fa and those who run betting sites like william hill, paddypower, ladbrokes and co. They are the main beneficiaries.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by UrennaNkoli(f): 8:36am On May 28, 2017
Greatihex:
Arsenal played like people who wanted to win a final, but to say that ramsey did not interfere with play in that scenario is a case of someone telling himself a lie.
Surprisingly, this what goal.com is saying, that ramsey didn't interfere with play and that the referee was right to overrule his assistant.
that first goal was pure scam. From the initial handball to ramsey showing us some opera in the 18 yard box. Who does that? Theres a reason why epl refs are wack. This wouldn't have happened in la liga.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by UrennaNkoli(f): 8:33am On May 28, 2017
HotNigga:




Madam stay in the kitchen ma and watch more soccer there, come back in 3 years, maybe you will finally make sense .



God bless you Ma.
when did you start watching foorball? You must be one of those ''up barca'' fans

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea :FA Cup Final (2 - 1) On 27th May 2017 by UrennaNkoli(f): 10:15pm On May 27, 2017
Wenger is so not used to winning trophies he was asking what direction to go.
One player was even confused as to whether the medal was to be hung on the neck.
Seeing average players like bellerin monreal, matersacker,ospina ,sanchez holding celebrating a title win was so strange.
congrats o. At least we can now enjoy wenger for another 15 years. Only bad news is that the likes of barca and bayern will miss them so badly in the UCL. At least the joy of the europa league is that you get to play in cities you only read in the bible like nicosia, jerusalem, golgotha. And other strange names like young boys, deportivo self-servicer and co

BlueIsTheColor

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:57pm On May 27, 2017
Someone said V. Moses is not that kind of player that should start every chelsea game. He is honestly right. Moses has no backup, no competition and he feels too indispensable. Alonso's defensive capabilities are sub-zero. Only his technical abilities can be credited. He has no power, he is not ruthless. Oh how I wish we have a player like roberto Carlos for that position. We need a new striker to replace costa. I wish we get Mbappe. With the right grooming , he is the next Thierry Henry. He has all the attributes. All he needs is just good nurturing and grooming. Then as for that Cahil, his own story is for another day.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:36pm On May 27, 2017
dopeJemi:


ronaldo
messi
Suarez
neymar
robben
Sanchez


that's 6
So because sanchez had a good day today and has an FA cup to show for it, he is now regarded as one of the top 6 players in the world? You see why I don't like seeing arsenal winning matches not to talk of trophies. A pathetic coach like wenger that is supposed to leave the club for good will now be begged to stay. A player like Alexis Sanchez that is not in anyway better than willian will now be regarded as among the world best. Even some went as far as hailing Rob Holding as a ''beast'' of a defender all because he had good match today.
Losing the FA cup wasn't painful. What was painful was seeing those average players of arsenal like bellerin , matersacker, holding, monreal, walcott, ospina in fact the whole arsenal squad apart from maybe sanchez and ozil celeberating and using their ''ogas'' to collect star.
Well congrats to Arsenal anyway and Chelsea still remains the greatest team of the NEW EPL era which started in 1992 or so. I so much hate to hear Man u shouting 20 EPL trophies. We are talking about the rejuvenated football league here and not 1950's english FA league. Arsenal no fit even stand for where blacburn rovers dey.

Well my own top 6 are as follows

1. Messi
2. Ronaldo
3. Suarez
4. Hazard
5. Aguero (Forget the fact that he wasn't at his very best in the just concluded season)
6. Neymar



7. Robben
8. Bale ( On his good day and free from injuries}
9. Griezmann
10. Kroos

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Pets / Re: I Just Got My First Pet. How Can I Train Him In Becoming A Beast? by UrennaNkoli(f): 8:45am On May 22, 2017
Greene66:
Hmmm.. interesting. If I may ask, what is his name? And any pictures?

Regarding him becoming a beast, follow these steps once he clocks 8 weeks. Still spend time with him for now till 8 weeks. Then at 8 weeks:

- Build a very small, tiny cage at which he can barely feel himself. Keep him there. Ignore his cry. Only go there to feed him and leave. You may bring him out once in a while for a few puppy play. So he won't die there.

- Assault him if he wagg his tail at another person. Let him know wagging his tail in friendship to someone else is an abomination. Everyone is a threat so his tail should be straight and stiff at anyother person. Ensure that when you assault him his tail doesn't go in between his legs, don't do it to scare him, do it to anger him. Make sure his hackles (hair/fur on his back) raise and his body is stiff.

- Put something that provokes him in front of the cage and leave it there. It would continue to aggravate him. Making him mad.

- Do not let anyone touch him.

- Do not touch his head.

- Do not call him with a sweet tone. Call with authority.

- if he is out of the cage, put him on a leash using a choke Chain. No collar. Raw chain.

- Feed him raw meat.

- Always approach him in a master manner. Do not come as a friend. Let him feel the Millitary regime.

- Cover the cage in a way he can barely see nothing but can smell. The madness will increase.

- Now release him at mid night and let him vent his anger on any thing that crawls such as rats or toads or whatever.

- When feeding him, bring something like a chicken or whatever and allow it eat from his plate and see his reaction. If he growls or attacks, good! Always do it. It would be increasing his anger at anything.

- At 6 months, bring a small female (rent it or buy) let him attempt to mount her, obviously she would reprimand him and it would anger him. Let her eat in his place to bring out his teeth and voice. Let him loose on her. Sacrifice her as a burnt offering for the cause.

- and finally, at 8 months, bring a stranger and let the stranger attack with a weapon. Make sure the stranger is wearing some pads as it is only staged not a real situation. Let the dog loose on him. Let the anger all out. The dog would never get enough so he would always be angry. An angry dog, is a beast.

Repeat the above steps until he is 1 year old. There you would have a beast.

Even at 1 year, still do it but reduce it. Because people will fear him, he won't need cage sef. No one would want to come in.
na person wey u go kill you dey find

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Sports / Re: Garba Lawal Celebrates His 43rd Birthday Today by UrennaNkoli(f): 7:44am On May 22, 2017
He was so respected I was watching one nations cup like that. I think it was tunisia 2004. They had to add Mr to his name. Like in Mr Garba Lawal when he was coming on as a sub

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Sports / Re: Garba Lawal Celebrates His 43rd Birthday Today by UrennaNkoli(f): 7:42am On May 22, 2017
hbd

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Celebrities / Re: Photos: Bobrisky Flaunt Off His ' N2.4 Million Choker by UrennaNkoli(f): 7:28am On May 22, 2017
na man be that abi na woman

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Romance / Re: Physically Challenged Nigerian Man Shares Photos From His Traditional Wedding by UrennaNkoli(f): 6:52am On May 22, 2017
love has no boundries
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Chops Off Her Hair, Rocks Low Hair Cut (photos) by UrennaNkoli(f): 6:46am On May 22, 2017
looking like a tout

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