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Tallesty1:
The gods are on nairaland

For Sure....!!

Aphrygian:
Omo see as Reno drop confirm reference for we yoruba warlords

LmAo.

Don't Even Start ...!

cocolacec:
Build another computer village in Onitsha to shame Ragos govt.Stop creating shanty nuisance in Lagos.Lagos must be beautiful like Abuja.

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I Love Your Unbiased Direction of Play Here.

You didn't Blame or Support Any Tribe.


Instead - You Proferred A Reasonable Solutiom That People Should Navigate Into.



I believe they have been warned before the demolition.


These are strategies that the Lagos State Government Have Finally Concluded That They Must Take To DEPOPULATE LAGOS.




However; I Believe That These People Should Be Compensated for These Destructions.

That's How To Be FAIR.

Giftedhand47:
I have a chronic anger problem I've tried not to get angry and overlook things but this demonic spirit will just do his thing
Pls help me i really need tips from Nairaland family.don't know I may get help here . Thanks

No Matter How You Try To Stay Away From People, People will Always Find Ways To Irritate You.

That's How Nature Works.

Nature Understands Your Weak Points And Nature Utilizes Your Weak Points As A Catalyst To Put You In Friction And Resistance.


It is A Good Thing That You Have Admitted That You Have Anger Issues. By So Doing - You Have Solved 33.3% of Your Anger Problem Already.


It is Another Good Thing That You Are Ready To Change. That Another 33.3% of The Problem Gone!



To Finally Quench Your Anger Worries; I Want You To Give Your Life To God Almighty.


Surrender Yourself To Him.


Begin To Attend WINNERS CHURCH. This is A Ground of FAITH. A Ground Where Your FAITH in Being Calm And Always Joyous Will Forever Spring Forth.


Yes, I Am Recommending You To The WINNERS TABERNACLE Because I Was Healed This Very Month of December From ANGER ISSUES Which I've Been Sufferig From For Quite Some Period Of Time When I Lost My First Unborn Child This Year.


I Became BITTER INTERNALLY.



However; During The Recent Shiloh Program, I Experienced Internal PEACE From The GOD ALMIGHTY Because I Drew Closer To Him And Asked Him For Eternal Peace.




Draw Nearer To God Almighty. He Will Forever Give You PEACE Even When You Urgently Need It....

Una Pawpaw Mehn..!


I am quite sure that These Sizes of Chickens Whose Heads Were Tastily Grilled Would Go For Atleast 10,000 Naira in Calabar.

You can imagine buying 100 Heads of Chicken for Just 5,000 Naira...


Omo, You Don Do This Year Christmas And Next Year Christmas Finish ooo


No Wonder Yoruba Boys Like We No Wan Commot Cross River State ?!




#OnlyInUGEP

See The Fried Tasty Chicken Head That I Bought for 50 Naira in UGEP. Do You Eat Chicken Head 🐔 ?

NoSmoking:
Maybe

Okay, Great.

Kindly, Help With Some Potential Buyers That Buys Plantain in Bulk from The Markets.


If We Can Get 12 Merchants From Your End; Atleast 3 to 4 Persons Would Be Interested in Our Offer.


Our Offer:

Our Offer is to help supply these merchants with extremely cheap plantains which they can resell in their locations for good profits even when they sell below the prevailing market price obtainable in their regions.



Your Financial Benefit:

You Receive 20% Affiliate Influencing (AI) Commissions For Your Link Up For Every Profit That We Earn As A Team.


And All Affiliate Commissions Will Surely Be Recurring.

That Is; If The Team's Profit is ₦100,000 in Our First Transaction; You Receive ₦20,000.


And If The Team's Profit is ₦60,000 in Our Next Transaction; You Receive ₦12,000 as Your Commission So Far Your Affiliate Merchants Continue To Buy Plantains Through Our Network.



We Already Have Logistics In Place.


You Don't Need Any Capital To Begin This.


You Just Need To Know How To Influence Your Plantain Merchants.



If You Are Up, Let's Fly.


I Will Guide You Through if Needed.


You Don't Need Your Personal Capital To Start Engaging As An Affiliate Influencer of Food Items As You Join Our Team.

Bintasukai:
Thanks. Most likely LSD though. It was really popular in the 70s

What is the difference between both ?

WINDSOW:
Well, It is sad that mama blackmailed you to marry a lady against your wish but agree with me bro, your mum meant well.

Now,
1. Does your said wife genuinely loved you?
If yes, take time to re-model your mind to love her through Jesus ( I know it ain't easy).

2. Tu.sh her up and you will see that you married the most beautiful and dutiful woman on Earth.

3. Those babes you see in town, many her uncultured and will ruin you. They are so wild and cri. inal. Baba, Lasgidi babe go ruin you.

Spend n clean your wife, Abeg you.

This person has told you the truth

egobetter4me:
I know a lot of you will blame me after reading this and even want to curse me, but this is my sad story and I just want to put it out there for people to learn. Don't ever let your parents decide your partner for you. Even if you have to run away, do it.

I recently got married to an ugly, short, black, smelly, village girl. At first my uncle took me to see her, then we spoke and she came visiting. All these happened in the village.

When I went back to the city, I told my mom I wasn't interested in her any more, but she insisted I must marry her. My mom would always take my joy by telling me about the girl anytime she sees me happy. There was no breathing space. We live together and I pay the rent. I loved her so much that I could do anything for her. She once sold her wrappers/materials and jewelleries, to send me money for school fees.

Anytime she tries to talk to me about the girl, I will beg her and let her understand that young people like to marry who they truly love. I don't want her, I don't love her and I don't think I will ever will.
After all said and done, she still insisted, so I called my elder bro to come talk to her. He came in from another state and spoke with my mom for hours. She did as if she would allow me marry my choice, just for my brother to go. Immediately my brother left, she started again.

My mom has BP. She stopped using her medication and was ailing. she threatened that if she dies, that I killed her. I thought to myself, that if she truly dies, I might live with the regrets for the rest of my life. I really tried but I was defeated. I succumbed. But before marrying the girl, I spoke to her(the girl) that I don't love her and that I'm marrying her against my wish, but I guess she was desperate. She said I shouldn't worry, that the love would grow in the marriage.

We got married. She lives with me and my mom. Even my neighbours were disappointed in me, when they saw her. Church members and friends were all disappointed. I can't start narrating to them how I got here.

We are over a year gone now and she still irritates me. I so much hate to look at her. We've had sex only about 5 times or so and I have to get high to do this. I only kissed her once(at the alter and I cringed)

I cry everyday.....both at home and while hustling. I never envisaged my life to be like this. I had hoped to meet a beautiful, clean and well mannered graduate from the city. Someone I would truly love and she would love me too. I'd hoped that I would meet her, approach her and we start as friends, then lovers, then I would propose and all. I never planned for it to be like this.

I am so sad with my life. Right now, I'm thinking of applying for masters abroad and probably use the means to Japa and never come back again.

My life is so miserable!

Learn from me. Don't ever let your parents blackmail you into marrying someone you don't love. Pls don't. Just run away for months or few years and they will leave you alone.

Can We See Her Picture?


She may not be ugly as your mind puts it for you. Kindly, itemise the wrong things that you don't like about her and try to change them.


Let her know the things that you like and pump her up to such regards.


If you still want to travel for masters we have some scholarships in China that pays you on a monthly basis for studying.

imagrg:
Yeah, yesterday, I went to a Pharmacy Store and saw the Pharmacist doing this free crypto this online on an app and I became inquisitive.
He told me it's a free crypto Airdrop and that he has cashed out more than $350 recently from it.
I told I was interested and he gave me the link which I shall store in my siggy below so that moderator would not place a ban on me.

How did he cash out $350 from it?


Kindly, Explain The Process of what to do to cash out such amount.

nizelgirl:
2k in Port Harcourt but just like you said me I don't buy, I plant them in my garden because the way my family consumes plantain I don't think I can survive buying them in the market. It's over 9 years I bought plantain.

Omo, PH will be a good place to target to sell plantain as I've observed from this thread

Why did Dr.Ada stop with this great thread ?

Kindly Continue for your own good.

You'll surely attract paying clients in less than no time.

DrAda:
N1000

Which area is this?

Portharcourt?

Popeonah:
Plantain na cocaine for my side now. Normal people no dey buy am now

Which area and state are you referring to?

OKORONKWOBRIGHT:
#2,500

Greatness.

Which State and LGA is This?

Bintasukai:
First time I tried it, nothing really happened as it was a minor toke I took. I just noticed what you call a body load and a sense that I could see clearer. Almost like a filter had been removed from my eyes. All the colors were just a bit brighter and in more definition. Not very noticeable but it was there.

I gathered my courage, and took a few more tokes, this time I got the body load and some closed eye visuals where I was seeing geometry and patterns. One pattern I clearly saw in the wall was apple’s icon image for photos. If you have an iPhone just look at the photos/gallery icon. It was definitely designed by someone who gets inspiration from dmt.

As soon as I took the toke, my eyes just wanted to close. As soon as I closed them, my inner eyes opened and I started seeing. I was seeing gears turning very slowly. Then something told me, see those fears trying so hard to rotate, those are the gears of your life trying to roll, but my earthly actions were stopping them from doing so smoothly. The message was meant to let me know to concentrate on the things I do that make the gears not roll the way God designed them to.

At this point, I was searching for this thing called breakthrough where you break pass the visuals and geometry etc into genuine enlightenment. It’s basically unconsciousness where your essence has travelled to another dimension and you can get to see the source code of everything. So I just statutes puffing, not caring about the dosage. At this point, I heard a clear voice say “respect me”. That was basically the dmt and my brain trying to pass me a message not to overdo it. But by then I was determined to go for breakthrough so I took one more large puff, held it in for 10 seconds. And before I could even breathe out, I achieved it! Breakthrough! I was in the other side. And. It. Was. TERRIFYING.
As soon as I broke through, I sat straight up. There were no more visuals. I could see this world clearly through my eyes, but my mind was another thing entirely. Information was rushing into my brain so fast, I felt stuck - unable to move. And then I heard a voice say, “now, I have you”.

To be continued

Intriguing.


You are right about The Apple Gist...!

Bintasukai:
Let me start by saying drugs are dangerous and I do not endorse any type of substance abuse. I really don’t, especially the one I’m talking about here as it is potentially dangerous to your mental well-being if you don’t know what you are doing. And With DMT you can never know what you are doing especially that first time because there is nothing you have ever experienced to prepare you for it. Let me say again clearly. You have never experienced anything like DMT in your life, I don’t care what you have experienced to this point. YOU CAN NEVER EVER EVER EVER BE PREPARED FOR DMT. The experience is the most profound thing a human being can have. Please read this carefully - There is no experience past it, it is the very.last.frontier. That said, I’ll jump into my story.


So I’d heard of DMT don a Mike Tyson podcast I watched and instantly became intrigued by it. I suffer from intense social anxiety and thought DMT might be a cure for me. I had researched all things psychedelic for a year before I was able to put all my thoughts together and decide to push forward and try it. So I did my research on how to make it, after learning that, I looked for a place where I could buy the source material. I imported it and went to chemical village in Ojodu to get the remaining things I needed to synthesize it. For those who don’t know, DMT is an extremely potent psychedelic used for centuries by people of different cultures, it is the guide for several religious ceremonies and is thought to be the source of Mayan culture, religion, design etc. It’s also quite populate in the Amazonia region of Brazil. Anyway, I finally got all the tools together and began the synthesis process. When I was done, the end result was an orange goo called ‘jungle spice’. I didn’t have a pipe so I just took some tobacco and mixed it up. I started by taking one drag, the common knowledge is you take 3 drags and blast off into a psychedelic experience where you have something akin to a really spiritual experience. Dmt is not a drug, before you take it you might think it’s a drug. After you take it you understand that it is a sentient spirit. I repeat it is not a drug, it is a living, breathing substance that can Bleep up your mind from the things it will show you. Let me just say that a lot of people speak very highly of it as it can have profoundly beneficial effects especially for mental health, but in the same breath it can have potentially devastating effects. You never know which you are going to get.

My experience

I’ll continue writing if anyone is interested in this.

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This is interesting already.

A friend of mine told me this was what Steve Jobs And Bill Gates Uses Frequently.

Most of their creations were visions from DMT

Bintasukai:
Alaye rest. No be everytime. Na Christmas we Dey.

Lol. No mind the nigga. Tribalism has eaten deep into His medulla.

maureensylvia:
400 kano

Food Items are extremely cheap here too.

Same Thing with Kaduna.


I remember conveying a J5 Bus Filled With plantain from Ondo State To Kaduna so e years ago. They Buy Fast But Very Low.

Do you offer Monthly Payment Structures for the purchase of your lands ?

tonykel1:
N2,500

Location and State Please ?

frankputer:
Wukari, Taraba state N100 , max N200

Lmao.... Taraba: Home of Cheap Foods.


Make We No Complain Say Country Hard Ooo.

Menclothing:
800 igando Lagos

My Area That Year!!!

Quite Cheap Too.

Igando People Enjoy Food Items Cheaply from Neighbouring Towns in Ogun State and Seme.

NoSmoking:
Kubwa, Abuja

Very Nice.

Alot of Northerners are here conveying palm oil and plantains to The North from Here.


They source them extremely cheap from here.



If We Get A Buyer from Abuja, We Can Engage in Business.


Can You Help Generating Leads of Buyers for Bunches of Plantain in Bulk from Abuja ?

hopexter:
Yes

Great.

Exportation of Plantain from Nigeria into The UK will take a lot of process. For Now, Delivering Supplies Locally to States within Nigeria is Our Concern.



Thanks For Your Input, King.

hopexter:
3 pieces is £2 so the ten would be £6.70

Is this in The UK ?

goldencomets:
That’ll be about 2k

Which Area and State ?

Let's See How We Can Engage in Business.

NoSmoking:
1500

That's Quite High.

Which State And LGA ?

Do You Know Any Access To Any Plantain Market in Your Environment ?

HeadNigga:
Here in my area you will cough out 1,000 naira for this

Which Local Government Area And State ?

verminnel:
One thousand five hundred...

Lol....

You don go see am for one of my other thread.

You are right.

46arcadez:
3k in Asaba

Wow, That's Quite Expensive.


Let's Connect To Do Business If You Want.


I Have A Space Bus of My Own Which I Intend To Utilize To Convey Garri, Plantain And Palm Oil To Cities To Sell For Good Profits.



Do You Know Any Market That I Can Sell Plantain In Bulk in Asaba ?