₦airaland Forum

People like you will now claimed that it belongs to Bola Ahmed Tinubu even though you can not afford a 2 square plates of eba and ewudu soups on daily basis in your life

adekolaelect:
Sw is progressing while some region developing in hate and Terrorists Sit at home.

Shame on you

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They want to use the military squad to scare the voters away when they should be in the forest dealing with boko bois and iswap terrorists including kidnappers and skull miners

truthhurtsnaira:
Why is ZOO military talking….


What is their business with state election.

Where is police in 2023.


Stupid Nigger Country

LASEPA should just sealed the entire Lagos state if they are really working hard

You'd could've just said how you bribed a security officer to get your passport

sukkot:
Let me tell you the Ikoyi format because when I went there there had been people coming for many days and hadn't collected it because the queue is just too much.

So when I GOT there I went to the immigration officer woman who helped me with my application, she gave me a very good advice, she First asked me, are you travelling ? I said no, she said, JUST FORGET ABOUT COLLECTING IT THIS WEEK THAT THE QUEUE IS TOO MUCH AND THAT I SHOULD COME IN LIKE 2 WEEKS TIME WHEN THE RUSH TO COLLECT HAS SUBSIDED. I mulled the idea over and thought ? Hmmm ok let me go and see what she is talking about.

So I went to the collections. The crowd there was like that of the World Cup finals in a stadium. The crowd stagger me. So I decided this woman gave me good advice, let me go home.

I will come back in November when the rush has subsided. However I wanted to be sure that my passport has been issued before I left the premises so they directed me to this office where they asked for my enrolment number.

I gave it to them. After 2 minutes the lady told me your passport has been issued and go to the collections to collect it. You see ehn, after she told me that my passport had been issued the kind of STRONGHEAD that overtook me ?

I then decided I may as well try to see if I can collect it. I entered into that sea of people at the collections, it was hell, people just pushing you about, stepping on your shoe, everybody sweating and frustrated. I contested with the crowd for like one hour, then I started hearing stories of people lamenting that they have been coming everyday for days and have been unable to get it because of the huge crowd.

My liver just fail me. I then decided it's in my best interest to come back in November after all I am not collecting the passport because I wanted to travel. But my STRONGHEAD kicked in again and I dipped hand inside my pocket.

There was 10,000 sitting there just languishing. So I decided its time to do business. So I started greeting every officer I saw and told them I want to do business.

They thought maybe I was undercover journalist and just laughed and walked by but this particular guy had a jovial face. I kept over-greeting him anytime he walked by and finally he pulled up and said what do you want ?

I said chairman I want to collect my passport but that crowd is staggering and scary. I said I am willing to pay 10k. The man looked at me intensely and said listen I don't do that .

Then he walked away. 10 minutes later he walked back and said what's your name and enrolment number , he took it and disappeared. He reappeared 10 minutes later with my passport in his hands and directed me to where I was to do the final process. That's how I got the passport in the midst of a football crowd who had been coming for days.

I was willing to part with the last 10,000 in my pocket but I ended up not parting with a kobo and getting the passport.

MAY THE LORD BLESS THAT OFFICER ABUNDANTLY AMEN. GOOD MAN.

You are disappointed that Governor Arakunrin Akeredolu is getting better

Bioboy1213:
Is that a chair or wheelchair ?

HAMAS are pathetic bunch of clown 🤡

Adam's oshiomhole isn't supposed to make the list

HAMAS version of Biafra gorillas

This kind full option is very hard to please in the other room

Omihanifa:
It's just a matter of time before all those abuja men start pounding judy austin.

Man made a big mistake relocating his family to abuja.judy austin nah full option even if she no go meet men, men must approach her.

There are several reasons why Bola Ahmed Tinubu shouldn't have becomes the Nigeria president but he is the president currently

TemplarLandry:
That's one of the reasons why he'll never become President.

Big brother naija is over.


Tighten your seat belt and buckle up for the latest show in town

Seconded

Acekidc4:
I think Nigeria should follow suit🤔🤔 Nigeria is a Secular Country not an Islamic Country.

HAMAS are pathetic

Igbo amaka

The major problems with Nigerians is language barrier. Every citizen of Nigeria get bad mouth

JagabanB:
We live in a country where religion and tribe takes first priority over development, national growth and good living.
The average Nigerian is more loyal to his religion first before tribe.
This religion that Nîgeriàns are killing themselves over all came from middle East.

Dr. Alex Otti don turn to father Christmas.





If I be him I go take

It baffles us how APC members usually survive every assassination attempt in their lives on daily basis

Jostoman:
Yeye Man wan do prank to get sympathy, dey there dey deceive yourself, Kogi people have decided to vote Massively for Energetic Dino Melaye to rescue them from your misrule.

It baffles us how APC members usually survive every assassination attempt on their lives on daily basis

successmatters:
APC government surviving assassination attempts?
Very funny.

Finland based Biafra republic

I doubt that our Nigeria politicians is affected by this breaking news

The man entered one chance

If you check well, it happen in Lagos Nigeria

minakom:
What have the boys done wrong here?
Why do police operate in mini buses?
Why should they stop and search them without warrants?
Where in the police code of conduct is this allowed?

Al these and many more questions we need to ask this criminals called Nigeria Police

The Nigeria police force way of operations in the country is the same like the armed robbers

Meanwhile, the Nigeria politicians found it difficult to resign from whatever the position they occupied they usually hold tight until death do us apart

Yes.


Palestinians are very violent people they don't deserve to live on the surface of earth

Okoroawusa:
Israel should be calming down. Hamas fvck up but shey dem wan wipe the Palestinians out of the surface of the earth ni?

Nigeria politicians don't care about her citizens they are doing things for their own pockets

ican2020:
I don’t understand
A country that cannot feed itself is sending representatives to the conference on food price very funny and misplaced

APC have rewrite the Nigeria constitution for their favour

Jostoman:
Good one from chris uche(SAN) we are talking about forgery case that nigeria constitution seriously against

These guys deserves the Guinness book of world records

LeoDeKing:
I just checked the 25 names.

They are all igbos.

If shame is to be someone's name, Reno omokri will be a perfect fit