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so deep and nice |
It is emotional RIP to her |
The person no be HB self |
enemyofprogress:can a Christian becomes the governor of this presently constituted kwara state? |
APC all the way, |
***A Friend indeed*** You ought to cloth my loneliness and bury my aparty You should have seen beyond my feign smile and unravel my hidden sadness You should have discovered that I was dying and am not full of live. You only gave me reasons for not coming to my house when all I needed was a reason to hang on to this life You said moments spent with me are the best of your life while the moments I was passing through were the worst of my life. You are a friend that impress but didn't know that I was depressed You gave me attention when what I needed most was affection You know me but you never understand me You see me but you didn't see through me You talk to me but you never talk about me Now you are here to sympathize while you should have emphasized If only a corpse can talk at it funeral, I would tell you that; You are a friend in deed but not a friend in need! (c)useful4us@gmail.com
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Saraki boys come to mind |
***Again and Again*** After so many pains and nothing to show as gain I decided to give love a chance again I found a beautiful girl and fell for her again The fire that quenched begins to burn again And the passion that died, comes alive again The chemistry was high and the equation was balance again Until it happened as it use to happen again She stop reciprocating to my love and told me not to ever call her again All my efforts to appease her, end in vain She only insist not to see me again I am back to square one again Where I promise to never love again Because love is full of pain with nothing to offer as gain Now I will never break my promise again Till my dry bones shall rise again! (c)useful4us@gmail.com |
Turaki or Saraki, both don't have the ki(key) to Aso rock FTC |
NewBea:the standard screenshot for the lazy youth nani |
I later went to "lazy" as a secretary in a lawyer chamber. #Proudly_a_lazy_youth
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I later went to "lazy" as a secretary in a lawyer chamber. #Proudly_a_lazy_youth |
I and another lazy Nigerian youth wearing the lazy uniform and waiting for Baba buhari's oil bloc.
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putting on my lazy Uniform as a lazy attendant after the fall of my NAF dream.
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I and some other lazy Nigerians youth inside the scorching Sun at Old NDA kaduna.
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I taught in the school till 2016 and i decided to take my laziness to a new high level by applying for the Nigerian Airforce recruitment, due to my esteem laziness I was shortlisted till the final stage only for the final list to appear and my name suddenly or should i say lazily disappear.
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so as not to stress you with an epistle (because I know that you are lazy to read), I will begin the narration of my laziness story from the year 2015 when I officially finished my one year Industrial Training IT. I lazily applied as a teacher in a primary school and I was impacting laziness into the young generations.
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Hi, Nairalanders my name is Yusuf, I am elated with the recent comment of our president His Excellency President Muhammadu Buhari, President of the lazy republic of Nigeria therefore I have decided to take you thorough the journey of my lazy life. sit back and ride with me. |
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OlufemiWhit:thanks for your comment sir |
***The Last Goodbye*** The ill fated day had a cool morning, the sun was reluctantly rising which made the sky to look cloudy as if it was going to rain. The buzzing of the city had begun in full gear with unending noises coming from the cars' horns, petty hawkers, vendors and pedestrians. The motorpark was crowdy as usual and littered with sachets of pure water, burnt cigarettes and some emptied alcohol plastics of various brands and sizes. The 18 passenger bus has been fully loaded with her sitting in the front seat by the door, she was putting on her body fitted sky blue gown, the one she wore on the first day we met eachother on campus and since then we have formed a strong bond of friendship which later metamorphosis to a relationship, She was not only my girlfriend but was also my bestfriend and my only friend on campus. I was standing by the bus door, resting my chest on it with my hands gripping hers and our eyes gazing earnestly on eachothers' faces, it was only our mouths that were too weak to utter words, the reality of missing each other had set in since it has become obvious that the bus would soon take off. My mind started reminiscing on the good time we had spent together and how she came into my life and transformed me from a lonely directionless and affectation guy to a cheerful, focus and affectionate one in just a Semester. A fierce voice accompanied with a strong alcohol odour interjected my thought, "may we dey go" it was the driver of the bus, he was set and ready for the 7hours journey. I hesitantly let go of her hand, told her to please return back immediately the school resumed for the second semester and I passionately bid her farewell. "I will miss u and I pray this won't be the last goodbye" She replied with a smile all over her face which lasted on her face till the bus zoomed off. Her prayer was answered, it was not the last goodbye but I am here at the cemetery holding a vase of flowers and to say the last goodbye to her and other passengers who also lost their lives in the autocrash. Goodbye to you my love. Dedicated to all accidents victims. Useful4us@gmail.com |
I think jamb is playing a game titled "Let see who can lie most" am waiting for the statement of my state jamb coordinator, maybe he would say his village people steal from him or wat |
***The_Herdsmen*** With tears I took my pen To write about these enemies of men Who value cattle lives than that of men. Just to turn a farm to their den; They can take a life or upto ten By slaughtering people like hen Leaving the farmers with nothing to earn. The farmers have continue to yearn But government act as herdsmen brethren They treat the matter with no stern. They are taking the farmers balcony To give to herdsmen as colony The farmers are griefs and in agony This is far more worse than felony. Useful4us@gmail.com 09065334591 |
Good evening nlanders, a friend of mine is deeply depress on what to do right now, And the least i can do is to help him seek for your candid advice. He recently gained admission into university and to polytechnic (Hnd in OTM) albiet the university gave him a course he didnt apply for (counselling education) so he is confused on which one to go for. Please help to advise him on which one to choose consediring the fact that he would be 22 this year and please dont forget to consider the dichotomy between hnd and bsc. Thanks for your attention and thoughts. |
Dear Dreams shatter, It's odd that am writing you an open letter but I need to let the world know my matter and this is the right time or it may be late, later. My encounter with you is something bitter you discard my dreams and claimed you would offer something better but you left me in the gutter. I wanted to be a carpenter but you said the job will make me poorer, I could have being a soldier but you said I would die protecting the looter, I opted to be a police officer but you said I would never be a good shooter, I wanted to be a driver but you claim I look like a bad road user or probably die by colluding with a trailer, I wanted to be a reader but you said readers have stopped being leaders. I wanted to be a teacher you counter and said teachers are mere laborers, I decided to be a banker but you said they are motherfucker, I would have being a lawyer but you said they are all liar then I consider being a trader, you refute and said "what if I don't have buyer". You killed my dreams with your blunt dagger you almost turn me to a beggar. Am now a versifier, I could have being something better maybe probably a writer. Mr Dreams shatter, you were my adviser that I can't forget to remember and never again shall we be together after being asunder. (C) useful4us@gmail.com |
***RAPIST*** He is callous and so selfish. During the days, he acts dovish. Let the nights come, he becomes foolish. When he has smoke and his eyes turn reddish. He turns to monster, looking devilish. So many girls that we all cherish, he has altered them blemish. And their dignities he made to varnish. He did all this without being punish. When charged to court he always flourish. Because he is rich and a bit fetish. Chance for justice may seem diminish. Rapist is meant to demolish all the girls we nourish. He is full of evil and fiendish. Yet his atrocities are far from finish. The society is doom to perish. Unless rape is made to vanquish! |
***Poverty*** (A case study of Mr Naughty) When Poverty brings him to captivity. It first derank his seniority. It then makes him close to liability. And gives birth to his inferiority. Living hand to mouth becomes his priority. Hunger is now his dignity. It render him worthless in his society. When Naughty heard that a rich man lives in his community. He starts roaming around the man vicinity. May be he could find a job as the man security. He would work with all fidelity. He knocked the man's gate with curiosity. Not did he know that the rich man has relocated to the City. Mr Naughty life is a pity. Poverty is such a calamity! (C) useful4us@gmail.com |
***Slip Away*** In her eyes, I can see a ray. I keep loving her day by day The love is beyond what i can put at bay. If I had confess my feelings to her she might not say nay. But to tell her, seems difficult than I can say. I wished there could be a way. But now its late, she has slide away. She is now engaged with a fay. Their introduction is on it way. I feel jealous and at flay. When the sun rose, I should have make an hay. (C) useful4us@gmail.com |
*****TRUTH**** It is as rare as gold. Always hard to be told. If hidden it will unfold. And can never be sold. It doesn't become old. Though it may sound cold. But virtues it shall hold. And honors it shall uphold. No matter how lies may be load, it is the 'Truth' duty to offload. What a pious road for the bold! It can be hurter than a blow But it makes you reap what you Sow! (C) useful4us@gmail.com |
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***1st of October*** It is a day to remember. It marks a new era. When Hausa, Yoruba and Igbo came together. They gave birth to an Africa super power. Other Africa nations see her as a father. But a decade later, she becomes bewilder. Her leaders start failing to deliver. And the citizens get bicker. The international communities now see her as joker. Once a country of hope but now waver. Anyway we still have to celebrate her. A country that can still be better by far. (c) Useful4us@gmail.com |
***A Place Called Tomorrow*** The road to it, is very narrow. It abodes either happiness or sorrow. It is built from the result of our hustle or fallow, Abi the type of friends we follow. It may be bright like that of Adam Barrow. Or even exalted than an hallow. But can also be dark like a shadow. Plan for it or else it will be harrow. That's my two kobo that everybody can borrow. Yes! there shall be a tomorrow and it will be bright or sallow. (C) useful4us@gmail.com |
