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Yabsun:U saw d future |
MrAnele:IPhone 8+ wey I just dey plan to buy..na ihn u dey call palasa |
Oh Allah forgive this great Imam of his sins, include him among the people that will enter your Paradise. I was weeping while reading this write up, that the Aljanat I seek to enter with my lackadaisical Ibadah is the same Aljanat that some great people had sacrificed a lot for and were still scared may be their meticulous Ibabdah was enough. |
Good afternoon Nlanders Pls i need urgent and helpful answer on this, thanks. I did my NYSC registration in February this year along with Batch A 2021 PCM. However, I applied for Exemption Certificate (because I fall into the category of people exempted from service) but whenever I checked my portal it always revealed that my certificate has been produced and it will be delivered to my higher institution. 2.Sir/ma, I would love to kindly know how long it may take before the certificate get delivered to my school? Thanks sir/ma as I await your helpful reply |
Good afternoon Nairalamders Pls i need urgent and helpful answer on this, thanks. I did my NYSC registration in February this year along with Batch A 2021 PCM. However, I applied for Exemption Certificate (because I fall into the category of people excempted from service) but whenever I checked my portal it always revealed that my certificate has been produced and it will be delivered to my higher institution. 2.Sir/ma, I would love to kindly know how long it may take before the certificate get delivered to my school? Thanks sir/ma as I await your helpful reply |
Hateandthunder:when was the last time u visited toilet? not defacating for a long period of time can also cause it |
hmm |
WalkerMichael:whao! pls what ussd will i use to sub for this? |
nice write up, if I didn't read this, I would have been a casualty (of missing a fabulous prose like this) |
omo, see Dah freekick from etebo |
IamSoProlific:though I have been in that state before but trust me I am full of life now. The write up is frictional, thanks for your deep and sincere concern, it shows how amazing you are, I am sure it will be my vantage if we are friends (smiles) 09065334591 |
***Suicide*** Oh oh Death! Where are thou I call on you to save me From the sadness that enslaves me. Oh oh Death! Don't forsake me Like my country that fails me Nor like Hope that evades me Just don't be like this unfair world to me Oh oh Death! Please don't be like those hypocrites That watched me struggling But only call me a weakling Without knowing what I am battling When I now call upon you They would start shouting "its shocking! Oh oo Death! Don't bother to come again Not that I have hope in life again But i have known the route to you So permit me to do your job for you (C)useful_pen 09065334591 |
***Suicide*** Oh oh Death! Where are thou I call on you to save me From the sadness that enslaves me. Oh oh Death! Don't forsake me Like my country that fails me Nor like Hope that evades me Just don't be like this unfair world to me Oh oh Death! Please don't be like those hypocrites That watched me struggling But only call me a weakling Without knowing what I am battling When I now call upon you They would start shouting "its shocking! Oh oo Death! Don't bother to come again Not that I have hope in life again But i have known the route to you So permit me to do your job for you (C)useful_pen |
Brymo, one of the few sense making musician in Nigeria. Happy Birthday gem.
Ori re pe, bi alajo somolu oo |
wos wos wobi Nice act from a badt guy |
Pls wen u said joysticks do you mean computer's joysticks or is there any other joystick that I do not know of? cuz I see no reason why someone should be bragging of joystick that u can quickly get a new one wen d old one has tire u ;DPls wen u said joysticks do you mean computer's joysticks or is there any other joystick that I do not know of? cuz I see no reason why someone should be bragging of joystick that u can quickly get a new one wen d old one has tire u |
LordKO:This your brain ehn, I am sure it was not manufactured in Nigeria. u murdered the topic and buried it. I doff my hat o |
DonDraper66:Thanks |
ohosi4real:I am envisaging on the figurative meaning and not on the literary meaning. Mr Oga No b u go tell me say blue band na butter sir |
***END_SARS*** They are the dreaded monsters in hood And the all opposite of Good. Fighting crime suppose to be their cause But Much havoc is what they have caused They swear to protect the masses Bit they end up terrorising us with their vices Their uniform was designed for honour But it is now a clear flag of horror They were established to eliminate robbers But they clearly act like their brothers it is better they come to halt For the people to stop being hurt The country will value their absence Since they add no value to their presence If Police is truly my friend Then SARS must come to an end (c)UsefulPen..2018 |
***END_SARS*** They are the dreaded monsters in hood And the all opposite of Good Fighting crime suppose to be their cause But Much havoc is what they have caused They swear to protect the masses Bit they end up terrorising us with their vices Their uniform was designed for honour But it is now a clear flag of horror They were established to eliminate robbers But they clearly act like their brothers it is better they come to halt For the people to stop being hurt The country will value their absence Since they add no value to their presence If Police is truly my friend Then SARS must come to an end (c)UsefulPen..2018 |
***END_SARS*** They are the dreaded monsters in hood And the all opposite of Good. Fighting crime suppose to be their cause But Much havoc is what they have caused They swear to protect the masses Bit they end up terrorising us with their vices Their uniform was designed for honour But it is now a clear flag of horror They were established to eliminate robbers But they clearly act like their brothers it is better they come to halt For the people to stop being hurt The country will value their absence Since they add no value to their presence If Police is truly my friend Then SARS must come to an end (c)UsefulPen..2018 |
Special Armed Robbery Squad |
iro... I must not cry! chai this is fantastical and so so emotional |
felixmuyiwa:Good Afternoon OP, I am a final year student of a reputable polytechnic, when I was through with my OND, I tried to obtain a DE form where I was told to go to my school and do jamb regularization. I paid some amount of money for the regularization and I was. given a new jamb no. my question now is that; 1. Will I do another jamb regularization for NYSC? 2. Which jamb no will I use for NYSC registration (is it the one I had prior to the one I was given the new one after the DE regularization) 3. How will I go about it? thanks |
felixmuyiwa:Good Afternoon OP, I am a final year student of a reputable polytechnic, when I was through with my OND, I tried to obtain a DE form where I was told to go to my school and do jamb regularization. I paid some amount of money for the regularization and I was. given a new jamb no. my question now is that; 1. Will I do another jamb regularization for NYSC? 2. Which jamb no will I use for NYSC registration (is it the one I had prior to the one I was given the new one after the DE regularization) 3. How will I go about it? thanks |
gben gen e don happen |
If I no vote buhari wetin I gain? |
we are just saying OTOGE |
very inspiring, nice job |
***I Am Death*** I am Death the opposite of Life I am the one that you try to run from but you still run towards I am the one you refuse to visit but I shall visit you a day I am the one that love you most but whom you hate most I liberate you from life and it sufferings I elevate you to your Lord, the one you claim to love most Isn't that a favor that life cannot offer? I make others cry for you when you are not even crying for yourself I make others bath you when you don't even ask them to do so I make others to cloth you and save you the energy of clothing yourself I make others build you a house while you just watch and take a chill And finally I make others to carry you to your new house which you didn't even labour for I am death the opposite of life I don't bring pain it is only life that does And I am here to rescue you from it! (C)useful4us@gmail.com
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Am inside bus transiting to school but this got me laughing so hard that it makes everybody took a glare to me including the driver |
