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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Everton Vs Manchester United (1 - 0) On 9th April 2022 by useful4us(m): 2:16pm On Apr 09, 2022
Yabsun:
Everton is getting flogged by every club, but as it don reach Man Utd turn now, just wait..you go see say table go turn. I dey shame for this my club walai


U saw d future

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Crime / Re: 40 'Yahoo Boys’ In White At Abuja Estate At Midnight Came For Engagement Party by useful4us(m): 6:23pm On Feb 18, 2022
MrAnele:
In Nigeria now eh every young boy wey fresh or be like say him get small money na suspected yahoo boy..

I no fit even walk around with my palasa iphone 8 plus again without people giving me the **he must be a yahoo boy** eye.

IPhone 8+ wey I just dey plan to buy..na ihn u dey call palasa
Islam for Muslims / Re: Imam Ash-shafi'ee: The Grand Jurist For The Sunnah by useful4us(m): 1:10pm On Nov 05, 2021
Oh Allah forgive this great Imam of his sins, include him among the people that will enter your Paradise.
I was weeping while reading this write up, that the Aljanat I seek to enter with my lackadaisical Ibadah is the same Aljanat that some great people had sacrificed a lot for and were still scared may be their meticulous Ibabdah was enough.

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NYSC / Pls I Need Urgent And Heplful Answers by useful4us(m): 1:01pm On Jul 08, 2021
Good afternoon Nlanders
Pls i need urgent and helpful answer on this, thanks.
I did my NYSC registration in February this year along with Batch A 2021 PCM.

However, I applied for Exemption Certificate (because I fall into the category of people exempted from service) but whenever I checked my portal it always revealed that my certificate has been produced and it will be delivered to my higher institution.

2.Sir/ma, I would love to kindly know how long it may take before the certificate get delivered to my school?

Thanks sir/ma as I await your helpful reply
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by useful4us(m): 12:56pm On Jul 08, 2021
Good afternoon Nairalamders
Pls i need urgent and helpful answer on this, thanks.
I did my NYSC registration in February this year along with Batch A 2021 PCM.

However, I applied for Exemption Certificate (because I fall into the category of people excempted from service) but whenever I checked my portal it always revealed that my certificate has been produced and it will be delivered to my higher institution.

2.Sir/ma, I would love to kindly know how long it may take before the certificate get delivered to my school?

Thanks sir/ma as I await your helpful reply
Romance / Re: I'm Suddenly Not Getting Erection. Help by useful4us(m): 9:31am On Sep 03, 2020
Hateandthunder:
I've suddenly been unable the get an erection since yesterday ..help please I'm really worried

when was the last time u visited toilet? not defacating for a long period of time can also cause it
Politics / Re: ‘God Has Blessed You If You Have A Loyal Friend As Abba”- Omokri Mourns Kyari by useful4us(m): 11:49am On Apr 18, 2020
hmm
Phones / Re: Which Data Plan Are You Using On This Lockdown? by useful4us(m): 10:02am On Apr 09, 2020
WalkerMichael:
Airtel are scam. I stopped using them weeks ago.

I now use Glo, 1,500naira sub gives me as much as 8-9gb. + did I mention the huge call bonus I was given too? Glo just needs to work more on their Internet. They offer the best data plan in Nigeria.
whao! pls what ussd will i use to
sub for this?
Literature / Re: Casualties: A Short Story by useful4us(m): 9:24pm On Feb 11, 2020
nice write up, if I didn't read this, I would have been a casualty (of missing a fabulous prose like this)

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Romance / Re: Mention One Habit You Can't Tolerate In Your Relationship by useful4us(m): 9:07pm On Jul 10, 2019
omo, see Dah freekick from etebo
Crime / Re: Ebuka: Man Commits Suicide A Month To His Wedding by useful4us(m): 5:57pm On May 16, 2019
IamSoProlific:


Bros no reason that stuff you have there pls.

Can you share you contact, I think we share same solitude and I want friends as you.

though I have been in that state before but trust me I am full of life now. The write up is frictional, thanks for your deep and sincere concern, it shows how amazing you are, I am sure it will be my vantage if we are friends (smiles) 09065334591

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Literature / Suicide! by useful4us(m): 3:24pm On May 16, 2019
***Suicide***
Oh oh Death!
Where are thou
I call on you to save me
From the sadness that enslaves me.

Oh oh Death!
Don't forsake me
Like my country that fails me
Nor like Hope that evades me
Just don't be like this unfair world to me

Oh oh Death!
Please don't be like those hypocrites
That watched me struggling
But only call me a weakling
Without knowing what I am battling
When I now call upon you
They would start shouting "its shocking!

Oh oo Death!
Don't bother to come again
Not that I have hope in life again
But i have known the route to you
So permit me to do your job for you

(C)useful_pen 09065334591
Crime / Re: Ebuka: Man Commits Suicide A Month To His Wedding by useful4us(m): 3:20pm On May 16, 2019
***Suicide***


Oh oh Death!

Where are thou

I call on you to save me

From the sadness that enslaves me.


Oh oh Death!

Don't forsake me

Like my country that fails me

Nor like Hope that evades me

Just don't be like this unfair world to me


Oh oh Death!

Please don't be like those hypocrites

That watched me struggling

But only call me a weakling

Without knowing what I am battling

When I now call upon you

They would start shouting "its shocking!


Oh oo Death!

Don't bother to come again

Not that I have hope in life again

But i have known the route to you

So permit me to do your job for you


(C)useful_pen
Celebrities / Re: Brymo Celebrates His 33rd Birthday Today by useful4us(m): 5:44pm On May 09, 2019
Brymo, one of the few sense making musician in Nigeria. Happy Birthday gem. Ori re pe, bi alajo somolu oo
Celebrities / Re: CDQ Kicks Of An Education Empowerment Initiative Project (photos) by useful4us(m): 6:20pm On Apr 09, 2019
wos wos wobi Nice act from a badt guy

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Rodrigo Duterte Brags About His Huge Manhood by useful4us(m): 7:48pm On Apr 08, 2019
Pls wen u said joysticks do you mean computer's joysticks or is there any other joystick that I do not know of?
cuz I see no reason why someone should be bragging of joystick that u can quickly get a new one wen d old one has tire u ;DPls wen u said joysticks do you mean computer's joysticks or is there any other joystick that I do not know of?
cuz I see no reason why someone should be bragging of joystick that u can quickly get a new one wen d old one has tire u

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Family / Re: When He Says I Don't Owe You Happiness. Will You Still Remain In The Marriage? by useful4us(m): 9:41pm On Apr 05, 2019
LordKO:
Such pronouncement is inevitable when a sane person is dealing with a typical small-minded person. . . to a small-minded person the world revolves around him/her. She can only be happy when she succeeds in subjugating you, so it's either your dominion, dignity or sanity. But as an unconquerable person, when you've indulged enough of her bullshit after exhausting diplomatic and volitional slavery mechanisms in your arsenal to maintain peace with her, without her being satiable as expected, you let out the blunt statement.

Meanwhile, staying put in the relationship or not will depend on many personal factors. OP if you're the one in this situation, let go of either your possessive or domineering attitude and see how harmony and happiness will automatically locate you and yours.

Truly, he doesn't owe you happiness, but surely he owes you goodness. If he can't offer you goodness, it means he's insane, and a sane person shouldn't be caught putting up with an insane person.



This your brain ehn, I am sure it was not manufactured in Nigeria.
u murdered the topic and buried it. I doff my hat o

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Bala Elkana, Police Spokesperson Tattoo, Dreadlock Claims by useful4us(m): 8:18am On Apr 04, 2019
DonDraper66:
You are good.
Thanks
Politics / Re: President Buhari Acknowledges Nigerians’ End SARS Outrage by useful4us(m): 10:36pm On Apr 03, 2019
ohosi4real:

it is anti robbery not armed robbery oga

I am envisaging on the figurative meaning and not on the literary meaning. Mr Oga

No b u go tell me say blue band na butter sir

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Bala Elkana, Police Spokesperson Tattoo, Dreadlock Claims by useful4us(m): 10:33pm On Apr 03, 2019
***END_SARS***

They are the dreaded monsters in hood

And the all opposite of Good.

Fighting crime suppose to be their cause

But Much havoc is what they have caused

They swear to protect the masses

Bit they end up terrorising us with their vices

Their uniform was designed for honour

But it is now a clear flag of horror

They were established to eliminate robbers

But they clearly act like their brothers

it is better they come to halt

For the people to stop being hurt

The country will value their absence

Since they add no value to their presence

If Police is truly my friend

Then SARS must come to an end


(c)UsefulPen..2018

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Literature / End_sars by useful4us(m): 10:29pm On Apr 03, 2019
***END_SARS***


They are the dreaded monsters in hood


And the all opposite of Good


Fighting crime suppose to be their cause


But Much havoc is what they have caused


They swear to protect the masses


Bit they end up terrorising us with their vices


Their uniform was designed for honour


But it is now a clear flag of horror


They were established to eliminate robbers


But they clearly act like their brothers


it is better they come to halt


For the people to stop being hurt


The country will value their absence


Since they add no value to their presence


If Police is truly my friend


Then SARS must come to an end




(c)UsefulPen..2018
Politics / Re: President Buhari Acknowledges Nigerians’ End SARS Outrage by useful4us(m): 10:24pm On Apr 03, 2019
***END_SARS***
They are the dreaded monsters in hood
And the all opposite of Good.
Fighting crime suppose to be their cause
But Much havoc is what they have caused
They swear to protect the masses
Bit they end up terrorising us with their vices


Their uniform was designed for honour
But it is now a clear flag of horror
They were established to eliminate robbers
But they clearly act like their brothers


it is better they come to halt
For the people to stop being hurt


The country will value their absence
Since they add no value to their presence
If Police is truly my friend
Then SARS must come to an end

(c)UsefulPen..2018

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Acknowledges Nigerians’ End SARS Outrage by useful4us(m): 10:13pm On Apr 03, 2019
Special Armed Robbery Squad

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Literature / Re: . by useful4us(m): 10:59am On Apr 02, 2019
iro... I must not cry! chai this is fantastical and so so emotional
Education / Re: Ask Me Question About JAMB Regularization by useful4us(m): 4:36pm On Mar 02, 2019
felixmuyiwa:
Ask Me Question About JAMB Regularization and I will answer you here.
Good Afternoon OP, I am a final year student of a reputable polytechnic, when I was through with my OND, I tried to obtain a DE form where I was told to go to my school and do jamb regularization. I paid some amount of money for the regularization and I was. given a new jamb no. my question now is that;
1. Will I do another jamb regularization for NYSC?
2. Which jamb no will I use for NYSC registration (is it the one I had prior to the one I was given the new one after the DE regularization)
3. How will I go about it?
thanks
Education / Re: Ask Me Question About JAMB Regularization by useful4us(m): 4:34pm On Mar 02, 2019
felixmuyiwa:
Ask Me Question About JAMB Regularization and I will answer you here.
Good Afternoon OP, I am a final year student of a reputable polytechnic, when I was through with my OND, I tried to obtain a DE form where I was told to go to my school and do jamb regularization. I paid some amount of money for the regularization and I was. given a new jamb no. my question now is that;
1. Will I do another jamb regularization for NYSC?
2. Which jamb no will I use for NYSC registration (is it the one I had prior to the one I was given the new one after the DE regularization)
3. How will I go about it?
thanks
Politics / Re: BREAKING: INEC Postpones Elections In Lagos, Rivers, Anambra, Others by useful4us(m): 8:48pm On Feb 23, 2019
gben gen e don happen

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Presidential Campaign Rally In Borno State (More Photos) by useful4us(m): 5:03pm On Jan 21, 2019
If I no vote buhari wetin I gain?

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Politics / Re: Breaking News: Abdulraham Abdulrazaq Emerges Most Popular Politician In Kwara by useful4us(m): 7:46am On Jan 20, 2019
we are just saying OTOGE
Poems For Review / Re: Dear Breed Of The Land By @profakins by useful4us(m): 7:40am On Dec 07, 2018
very inspiring, nice job
Literature / I Am Death by useful4us(m): 4:52pm On Nov 30, 2018
***I Am Death***


I am Death the opposite of Life


I am the one that you try to run from but you still run towards


I am the one you refuse to visit but I shall visit you a day


I am the one that love you most but whom you hate most


I liberate you from life and it sufferings


I elevate you to your Lord, the one you claim to love most


Isn't that a favor that life cannot offer?


I make others cry for you when you are not even crying for
yourself


I make others bath you when you don't even ask them to do so


I make others to cloth you and save you the energy of clothing yourself


I make others build you a house while you just watch and take a chill


And finally I make others to carry you to your new house which you didn't even labour for


I am death the opposite of life


I don't bring pain it is only life that does

And I am here to rescue you from it!




(C)useful4us@gmail.com

Romance / Re: Photo Of Guest House In Kwara State That Got Nigerians Talking by useful4us(m): 6:57am On Nov 23, 2018
Am inside bus transiting to school but this got me laughing so hard that it makes everybody took a glare to me including the driver

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