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Travel / Re: The Disadvantages Of Obodo Oyibo Aka Abroad by usmanspihn(m): 11:44pm On Jul 10, 2015
erico2k2:

guy to be honest the Uk are introducing new laws that will make life unbearable for guys like you so i will say go to the US or Canada,void the UK.It will take too long to brake even here in the UK.
Thx. But is MBA still advisable after bsc mass comm irrespective of the country of choice coz I see no reason in mastering in journalism
Travel / Re: The Disadvantages Of Obodo Oyibo Aka Abroad by usmanspihn(m): 10:54pm On Jul 10, 2015
erico2k2:

I agree with you on this one, this is where it gets tricky,my first wage in the Uk was £4/hr,I was working in goods-in heathrow terminal 4 then,long time ago.but back then a room was like £40 a week.Someone once said on this forum, cut your coat according to your size, you are a single man you want to live in a 2 bed flat, na you sabi,you will spend the whole wage on overheads. waht use is it to work and have no savings??you have to cut cost to achieve your aim of cumming abroad whit primary reason to have initial capital.At work I always tell my guys,I dont live in the Uk I only just work here. grin grin grin
Bros e be like say u don tey abroad small. Masters in Uk or any other country in MBA having my bsc in mass communication. Is it advisable. If not which do you think is. Plus chances of being retained and obtain working permit
Family / Re: Girls Who Cohabited In The University Do Not Deserve Bride Price!!! by usmanspihn(m): 11:42am On Apr 12, 2015
Lol
Literature / Re: If There Was Anything Called Love by usmanspihn(m): 8:31am On Apr 04, 2015
Oya shift, as I don land. Thronekid thx for the mention. Kinwayne pls try ur best not to keep us waiting and actually end this story. E go sweet as I dey look am
Romance / Re: What Is The Most Annoying Habit That Your Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Has? by usmanspihn(m): 12:57am On Apr 03, 2015
whizqueen:

Is her name aunty spambot the robot cheesy
U ehn u haven't done wat we talked abt oh
Romance / Re: Gay And Depressed. by usmanspihn(m): 3:22pm On Mar 29, 2015
Depressedguy:
Being gay is my life regret, i have questioned God and myself how i got to this stage. I just feel like commiting suicide.

Here is my story, my name is Frank, 26, a banker. I am the envy of most women, because am 6.2" tall, fair and very handsome. My nickname is Ramsey Noah, this is to tell you how good looking i am. But i have a very BIG problem, i am attracted to the same sex.

This is a problem i have come to notice at teen, i love girls company more than guys, i play all the girl plays and hate football, am guessing that could be where my formation was transposed. I ended up liking what girls like when am not one. But i have come to change a few things becuase i went to a boarding house and was always ridiculed for that. So i changed so many things there, the way i talk, the way i walk, and my gestures, also i love football now more than anything, but my sexuality has refused to change.

I have all it takes to get a woman, i have a good job, a car, and live alone. But at this age, i have not seen a womans pants not to talk of getting in between. But i have so many female friends, so many that the always take me for a player. Am jovial with them, buy them gifts and treat them well, but am not sexually attracted to any of them and have no feelings whatsoever. Am just a good guy, i know that, because that is the best i can do to cover up my little secret. And they(ladies) love me too and many are dying for my attention. I have been asked out so many times by ladies. One even offered to pay all the bills just for us to get intimate, but i declined, lying that i have a girlfriend i dont want to cheat on.

To make matters worse, i hate being gay, sometimes i go celibate for as long as six(6) months simply because i hate my life and my sexuality. Am always alone, indoors all through the weekend, because going out with guys will result to girl talk and i have nothing to contribute, me of all persons, so hard to believe. I also hate gay companies, so many regrets afterwards as to why i am this way. I envy straight guys to the core, i so much wish i am one. When i see a guy and a girl holding hands and taking a walk, i have this feeling of giult amd hatred for myself that i quickly get depressed.

Here is the problem, i want to marry early, at least before 28 or max 30. I need to connect to a woman and force myself into a relationship. I need to get attracted to a womans body, and get turned on by that. And finally, i need to learn how to tolerate a woman, and live with thier baggage. Am comfortable as a single man, i dont mind living alone till i die, i can cook well and am not a sex freak, i can live for years without it. But i want kids, i love them and cant wait to have a daughter. I have once told myself that once i get married and have kids, i will divoorce my wife and live alone then the kids can stay anywhere. But this idea is pure foolishness.

I am very religious, as a matter if fact, this conditionn is the only sin i battle with, i know we all have one. I hardly commit any other sin. But i know that just this one is very mortal, but we are all strugglling because we are all flesh. It takes the grace of God to overcome sin generally.(Please dont come and critisize, we are all going to the same hell: homosexual, hetrosexual; and no sin is worse than the other.)

This my condition is getting me more depressed by the day and sometimes i wish to end my life. But i like my life more than anything, so am thinking of patronising prostitutes at least to get feel of what it takes like. But am afriad of STIs.

Please help a brother...

My first question is are you the bender or the bendee.
When that has been answered, have you tried chuking ur JT inside puna and experienced the feeling, if you liked it, start entering
Literature / Re: Ogechi & I by usmanspihn(m): 6:27pm On Mar 08, 2015
I present my humble sef

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Politics / Re: I Taught they said this Man was brutal by usmanspihn(m): 1:28pm On Mar 08, 2015
Over the last two months, I have lost all enthusiasm about Nigerian politics most especially the federal politics and the elections but I don't support mediocrity and would definitely talk when I see one. Y'all showing newspapers during buhari'ss regime as the head of state but you all have forgotten decrees 4,7 and what have you. No newspaper can publish anything against the government. I leave you to ponder

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Romance / Re: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by usmanspihn(m): 8:23am On Feb 18, 2015
Xxxtedyxxx my own is kind of somehow sha but all help I can get is needed here.
I shoot*
I have been off my game a long time because of what an ex did. Been single now it's been 2 years. Infact, I don't flirt no more. The female friends I have, I don zone them. No feelings or attractions whatsoever but I know I got game.
Now I met this babe through a friend. Very beautiful I must say. My kind of girl. But normally, I just move along as it goes but I think I become extra careful so as not to flank.
When we first started talking, she really do give me attitude like I realised she has a sharp mouth and I play the fool all the time but it's coz of what I wanna get.
Whenever I ask for a meet, she keeps on giving me some silly excuses but I think that my guy told her am boxed up and all and she started to change towards me for the better. Then she decided we meet. And I must confess, she was the exact opposite of who she is on BBM we have been chatting since.
Then recently, she mistook a word that I said(she does that well) and now we are back to square 1.
Now what I need is to get her. Might not be for long though coz that her mouth eh. But I wanna get her
Romance / Re: » Top 10 Female Nairalanders With The Cutest Smiles by usmanspihn(m): 7:12am On Feb 18, 2015
whizqueen:


Lol... tnx buh please don't let your nairaland babes come n ambush me oo tongue

Whizqueen, my name look familiar to you? Can u remember
Family / Re: Wife Opens Secret: What My Husband Did To Me In The Bedroom by usmanspihn(m): 8:37pm On Feb 11, 2015
Obviously your husband watches too much porn... a quick suggestion, have him swallow your fluid too. Respect is reciprocal, love should too

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Literature / Re: Lie Much? by usmanspihn(m): 6:07pm On Feb 09, 2015
shocked argh see lie. Senby at it again. Chai. Nice one
Literature / Re: The Burial(Fears and Fierce) by usmanspihn(m): 8:19am On Feb 02, 2015
Fembleez1 ur second to the last post's ending was Agege enroute but it should be En route Agege because En route mean on the way to. If you dig

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Nairaland / General / Re: Happy Bday Senbonzakurakageyoshi!!! by usmanspihn(m): 12:35pm On Jan 28, 2015
Senby. Happy birthday to the wittiest, funniest and most creative dude I have never met. You don't disappoint when it comes to creativity. I am sure you have a truck load full of them. I join hands with white mos to wish you a very splendid birthday today

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