₦airaland Forum

gurunlocker:
Go and check US NAVY SEAL training, you will know this is nothing...

Everybody just dey shout seal rangers etc. Those ones are special forces na. Even most regular soldiers don't pass the seal trainings. That is why they are elite. These ones are just recruit oh.

webopedia:
Please any idea where Ogun state command is and if they are still collecting applications. I plan to submit on Friday. Help please!

Ogun has also stopped collecting from individuals except if you know any officer

Talk2Bella:
one told me I was gonna build his church, I was 17 at the time, maybe he was hoping I'd steal mum's money hahahahahahha, when I introduced him to my step dad, that one used cutlass to chase him.

another one, instead of jejely inviting me to his church he started with threats of how if I don't come shiit was gonna go down....... Nigggaaa I ain't even religious

oh I remember another one, was just coming back from an interview at Maryland entered bus and one baba started praying for me, in order not to seem disrespectful I began to say amen, when baba finished praying he told me my bill was 500 naira, it was like I had just been struck by lightening loooool, omo I told him you should have asked me for money na, anyway I don't have 5h I think I gave him 100 naira or so

most of them are from white garment churches (no offense)

them plenty sha but no be that one de do me this morning......

currently at Adamasingba stadium Ibadan since early morning apparently Governor Ajimobi wanted corpers here to witness this Independence day celebration...... I weak

You sef follow join. I dey my house oh

How kaffy take win her own, no be by shaking head

awomike4u:
Sir please what are you talking about? I thought the whole process started 2013?

2013 ke, I'm sure my dad did his in 2012 and he just got his permanent card last month

Useless people. I did mine 2011, till date, they haven't messaged me

ifyalways:
I'm yet to see an international airport where trolleys are free.

@Topic, welcome to Nigeria!

I've never paid for trolleys at Heathrow

If DT really needed to know more about Jerry, they coulda made a call to him to fix an interview when it is not that he died. The interview is annoying. You have a craft and a name to yourself but that interview was all about jerry. At least I could remember samy gyang in Whiskey by Iceprince and sunnyneji or something.

Dekatron:
I believe they can pull it off.. . . With 60% good lines. . .



99 saw the crisis no midlife, 22 seen more pussies than a mid-wife . . . Lol .. 6ix!!

Export mI2

Mine is usmanspihn@gmail.com
I appreciate

Roseey0:
Awka.
If you have anyone that have been sick without anything workin.
Pls go and check pin in Anambra.

Like how much does it cost

Roseey0:
These pins were removed from my nephew's body last week.
He has been sick for over 2months and we have been treating malaria until my Aunt suggested that we go check pin.

Thank God we have been using just drugs for his treatment all this while. If we had given him injection with the pin present in his body, it would have been a death case.

People don't believe this but I saw it live and direct. Immediately it was removed, he came very active and started eating. This is someone that struggles to eat for over a month now.

Jazz is real.

I don't doubt you. Where is your location, or the location of the remover

BMW X6 gear is crazier. I still laugh at my first attempt. Imagine you trying to change a joystick looking gear and it doesn't move from its spot on shifts and yo park by pressing P

Mr Harddon how you been
To the issue, I met a lady when I went to the cinema, she works there as an attendant. She's definitely older but I don't mind. I chatted her up, cracked her a bit and requested for her digits... she gave me and we spoke once, but she hasn't been forthcoming the way I like when we chat. I don't mind dating her. Epp

Baba, incase you did not know, she was cheating on the guy with you. You became the one when there was bad blood. What i'll advice is that this is the moment you need to start thinking with your head and not your heart. She feels vulnerable as she is remorseful. Stamp your foot for what you want and what you don't want. Be the man. If you don't have kids yet, delay it till later. She needs to start seeing and regarding you as her crown

SweetBoyFriend:
You've been to the USA ?? In your dreams ??

I have been in the USA for almost 8 years now but haven't spent 5 months straight in the USA, I'm running back to Nigeria every time, why ?? Because Nigeria is the best country on earth

Your dumbass likes shitty Canada ?? Wow, Canadians are dying to come to the USA every time, millions of them are turned back at the border, why can't they stay in their country ??

As for Nigerians dying to come to the USA, that shiit is over, we have developed a lot since the last 6 years

You're just a dumb female​ goat

Bros, you return because your visa type allows you for only 6 months at a stretch, no dey lie give am because she prolly hasn't travelled. Face me with its fact

kayceerilyn:
Spent almost 45K and I am not done with my project yet... It is just about two months into my project

Are you building noah's ark

Winner is good. But I like Yusuph too. The Fuji flavor bringing out another feeling into pf. Just that he needs to be serious

This stuff has a clause. If the parachute doesn't open, the guy at the back will leave you and fend for himself

When I heard the story, I couldn't believe it. Jaypee, my fellow comrade and one of the most brilliant human being I have ever met. God, pls bring him back. Project defence in 4 weeks time oh. Olorun Help

Ochillary:
lol ifeoma is her name. we stay in the same street.

Boss as you stay in the same street, you fit help you collect her number. I have the babe gan

seniorboy1:
Good evening fellow Nairalanders, please I want to know your advice on this situation.

I am a 300L student of the University of Ilorin.

I am doing well academically and also participates in the school politics. I am presently a first class student (CGPA above 4.7 but less than 4.76 at the end of 300L first semester).

Now, it is the time for election and I’m aspiring to contest for the president of the faculty students’ association. I’m not just going into politics as I was once the PRO of my departmental association.

As we all know, no man is an island of knowledge, please my brothers and sisters, what is your advice on this my ambition as your younger brother.

Hi bro... I appreciate you very much... I'm currently in the position that you are vying for in the same school and I can confidently tell you that you will need to work extra hard for you to retain your first class.
First, you will stop going to class frequently as other things will definitely come up that you will shelf your class for
You also mentioned running a decentralised government. Hmmm, nice idea but I can confidently tell you that in countless number of times, you will work alone. You might have ten excos and more but you will work basically with one person at a time so it's as if you are working alone.
It is going to be your administration and you will not want to flop. So think about it again

I am teresa

Dygeasy:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3564125_11a_jpeg952d9b51a4d91b3913a57bb0e75e9206Ten years ago when I visited this rock on an excursion from my secondary school. I left the notebook I had been jotting things in on that trip right here on one of these benches.

It was painful cos there were too many flight of stairs to climb back. Good old days sha!

Those seats were not there 10 years ago

It might be possible cause one of classmate clocked 19 on convocation

Airforce1:
shut up
I'm a professional on my field.

I won't disclose my job to you.

But I'm way far above your league.

Trust me.

With wat is up there, you are a FAAN staff, and you are at the tarmac controlling traffic. Only that u control planes, you are no different from yellow fever

Angel

healthyarena:
The national id card thingy! One year and still counting!!! chaiiii! Nigeria!

Did mine in 2013, still haven't gotten it yet