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Career / Re: 'Major Dagger' Drilling Students At The Nigerian Army Depot by usmanspihn(m): 8:23am On Feb 05, 2018
gurunlocker:


Go and check US NAVY SEAL training, you will know this is nothing...
Everybody just dey shout seal rangers etc. Those ones are special forces na. Even most regular soldiers don't pass the seal trainings. That is why they are elite. These ones are just recruit oh.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by usmanspihn(m): 11:16pm On Jan 31, 2018
webopedia:
Please any idea where Ogun state command is and if they are still collecting applications. I plan to submit on Friday. Help please!
Ogun has also stopped collecting from individuals except if you know any officer
Religion / Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by usmanspihn(m): 12:36pm On Oct 01, 2017
Talk2Bella:
grin one told me I was gonna build his church, I was 17 at the time, maybe he was hoping I'd steal mum's money hahahahahahha, when I introduced him to my step dad, that one used cutlass to chase him.

another one, instead of jejely inviting me to his church he started with threats of how if I don't come shiit was gonna go down....... Nigggaaa I ain't even religious

oh I remember another one, was just coming back from an interview at Maryland entered bus and one baba started praying for me, in order not to seem disrespectful I began to say amen, when baba finished praying he told me my bill was 500 naira, it was like I had just been struck by lightening loooool, omo I told him you should have asked me for money na, anyway I don't have 5h I think I gave him 100 naira or so

most of them are from white garment churches (no offense)

them plenty sha but no be that one de do me this morning......

currently at Adamasingba stadium Ibadan since early morning apparently Governor Ajimobi wanted corpers here to witness this Independence day celebration...... I weak
You sef follow join. I dey my house oh
Celebrities / Re: Joshua Usoro, Dancer Fails Trying To Break Guinness Dance World Record by usmanspihn(m): 9:15am On Aug 30, 2017
How kaffy take win her own, no be by shaking head
Nairaland / General / Re: NIMC: National ID Card Pre-enrolment Portal Issues by usmanspihn(m): 8:36am On Aug 30, 2017
awomike4u:


Sir please what are you talking about? I thought the whole process started 2013?
2013 ke, I'm sure my dad did his in 2012 and he just got his permanent card last month
Nairaland / General / Re: NIMC: National ID Card Pre-enrolment Portal Issues by usmanspihn(m): 11:01am On Aug 29, 2017
Useless people. I did mine 2011, till date, they haven't messaged me
Travel / Re: Bribe Collection At Murtala Muhammed International Airport by usmanspihn(m): 11:57pm On Aug 19, 2017
ifyalways:

I'm yet to see an international airport where trolleys are free.

@Topic, welcome to Nigeria!
I've never paid for trolleys at Heathrow

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Celebrities / Re: Sammy Gyang: 'Ups, Downs Of Being Jeremiah Gyang’s Brother’ by usmanspihn(m): 2:01am On Aug 06, 2017
If DT really needed to know more about Jerry, they coulda made a call to him to fix an interview when it is not that he died. The interview is annoying. You have a craft and a name to yourself but that interview was all about jerry. At least I could remember samy gyang in Whiskey by Iceprince and sunnyneji or something.
Celebrities / Re: Vector And Yung6ix Set To Break 13 Hours World Rap Record (video) by usmanspihn(m): 1:09pm On Jun 19, 2017
Dekatron:
I believe they can pull it off.. . . With 60% good lines. . .



99 saw the crisis no midlife, 22 seen more pussies than a mid-wife . . . Lol .. 6ix!!
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FREE Cover Letter Template. Create A Winning Cover Letter In 10 Minutes by usmanspihn(m): 1:06pm On May 27, 2017
Mine is usmanspihn@gmail.com
I appreciate
Religion / Re: Have You Ever Seen Juju/jazz In Action? Come In And Share Your Experience by usmanspihn(m): 10:22am On May 21, 2017
Roseey0:

Awka.
If you have anyone that have been sick without anything workin.
Pls go and check pin in Anambra.

Like how much does it cost

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Religion / Re: Have You Ever Seen Juju/jazz In Action? Come In And Share Your Experience by usmanspihn(m): 1:41am On May 21, 2017
Roseey0:
These pins were removed from my nephew's body last week.
He has been sick for over 2months and we have been treating malaria until my Aunt suggested that we go check pin.

Thank God we have been using just drugs for his treatment all this while. If we had given him injection with the pin present in his body, it would have been a death case.

People don't believe this but I saw it live and direct. Immediately it was removed, he came very active and started eating. This is someone that struggles to eat for over a month now.

Jazz is real.
I don't doubt you. Where is your location, or the location of the remover

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Car Talk / Re: Are These The Weirdest Gear Shifts Ever? by usmanspihn(m): 6:04pm On May 18, 2017
BMW X6 gear is crazier. I still laugh at my first attempt. Imagine you trying to change a joystick looking gear and it doesn't move from its spot on shifts and yo park by pressing P
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by usmanspihn(m): 10:34am On May 09, 2017
Mr Harddon how you been
To the issue, I met a lady when I went to the cinema, she works there as an attendant. She's definitely older but I don't mind. I chatted her up, cracked her a bit and requested for her digits... she gave me and we spoke once, but she hasn't been forthcoming the way I like when we chat. I don't mind dating her. Epp
Literature / Re: NAME the Nairalanders writers And Their Stories That Made U Read All Night by usmanspihn(m): 11:23am On Apr 08, 2017
Read some awesome stories way back 2007 and some before the tsunami but I can never An Evening with Eva by Kayemjay, I met my best friend there
I see things others don't by Royver
The devil who loved me by Davidflo my ex agreed to date me coz I introduced her to the story
Other worthy of mention are Maziomenuko, Stag(stagnetti) Snakie86, Andre86, Bibijay123, Twaci, Ishilove, classcaptain. Those I can remember fo now

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Family / Re: My Wife Double Dated Before We Got Married by usmanspihn(m): 11:46pm On Apr 07, 2017
Baba, incase you did not know, she was cheating on the guy with you. You became the one when there was bad blood. What i'll advice is that this is the moment you need to start thinking with your head and not your heart. She feels vulnerable as she is remorseful. Stamp your foot for what you want and what you don't want. Be the man. If you don't have kids yet, delay it till later. She needs to start seeing and regarding you as her crown

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Career / Re: There Is Nothing Wrong With A 9-5 Job by usmanspihn(m): 7:56am On Mar 23, 2017
SweetBoyFriend:


You've been to the USA ?? In your dreams ??

I have been in the USA for almost 8 years now but haven't spent 5 months straight in the USA, I'm running back to Nigeria every time, why ?? Because Nigeria is the best country on earth

Your dumbass likes shitty Canada ?? Wow, Canadians are dying to come to the USA every time, millions of them are turned back at the border, why can't they stay in their country ??

As for Nigerians dying to come to the USA, that shiit is over, we have developed a lot since the last 6 years

You're just a dumb female​ goat
Bros, you return because your visa type allows you for only 6 months at a stretch, no dey lie give am because she prolly hasn't travelled. Face me with its fact
Literature / Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by usmanspihn(m): 10:31am On Mar 22, 2017
I opened Nairaland on my phone, to keep my self updated and I come across a post about horror stories.
I planned to write mine, I realised my keypad was pressing itself

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Education / Re: How Much Did You Spend On Your Final Year Project?? by usmanspihn(m): 9:13am On Dec 23, 2016
kayceerilyn:
Spent almost 45K and I am not done with my project yet... It is just about two months into my project
Are you building noah's ark

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TV/Movies / Re: MTN Project Fame Season 9 Official Thread by usmanspihn(m): 7:20pm On Aug 01, 2016
Winner is good. But I like Yusuph too. The Fuji flavor bringing out another feeling into pf. Just that he needs to be serious

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TV/Movies / Re: A Nairalander Jumps From A Plane 4,000ft Above Sea Level by usmanspihn(m): 9:26pm On Jul 10, 2016
This stuff has a clause. If the parachute doesn't open, the guy at the back will leave you and fend for himself
Politics / Re: John Paul Usman Is Dead (YALI Participant From Nigeria Dies In US) by usmanspihn(m): 4:52pm On Jun 26, 2016
When I heard the story, I couldn't believe it. Jaypee, my fellow comrade and one of the most brilliant human being I have ever met. God, pls bring him back. Project defence in 4 weeks time oh. Olorun Help
Celebrities / Re: Reekado Banks Finally Reveals His Girlfriend by usmanspihn(m): 12:38pm On Jun 15, 2016
Ochillary:
lol ifeoma is her name. we stay in the same street.
Boss as you stay in the same street, you fit help you collect her number. I have the babe gan
Education / Re: Academics And Politics: Can I Combine The Two In The University? by usmanspihn(m): 10:15am On Jun 02, 2016
seniorboy1:
Good evening fellow Nairalanders, please I want to know your advice on this situation.

I am a 300L student of the University of Ilorin.

I am doing well academically and also participates in the school politics. I am presently a first class student (CGPA above 4.7 but less than 4.76 at the end of 300L first semester).

Now, it is the time for election and I’m aspiring to contest for the president of the faculty students’ association. I’m not just going into politics as I was once the PRO of my departmental association.

As we all know, no man is an island of knowledge, please my brothers and sisters, what is your advice on this my ambition as your younger brother.

Hi bro... I appreciate you very much... I'm currently in the position that you are vying for in the same school and I can confidently tell you that you will need to work extra hard for you to retain your first class.
First, you will stop going to class frequently as other things will definitely come up that you will shelf your class for
You also mentioned running a decentralised government. Hmmm, nice idea but I can confidently tell you that in countless number of times, you will work alone. You might have ten excos and more but you will work basically with one person at a time so it's as if you are working alone.
It is going to be your administration and you will not want to flop. So think about it again
Education / Re: Solve This If You Think You Are Smart by usmanspihn(m): 7:33pm On Apr 17, 2016
I am teresa

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Culture / Re: 131-year-old "Iya Orisa" Living Under Olumo Rock - Photos by usmanspihn(m): 9:26pm On Apr 04, 2016
Dygeasy:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3564125_11a_jpeg952d9b51a4d91b3913a57bb0e75e9206 Ten years ago when I visited this rock on an excursion from my secondary school. I left the notebook I had been jotting things in on that trip right here on one of these benches.

It was painful cos there were too many flight of stairs to climb back. Good old days sha!
Those seats were not there 10 years ago

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Celebrities / Re: Kiss Daniel's Admission In FUNAA And Age Controversy by usmanspihn(m): 12:32pm On Mar 25, 2016
It might be possible cause one of classmate clocked 19 on convocation
Career / Re: Photos Of My Office And Why I May Resign To Pursue My Music Career by usmanspihn(m): 9:26pm On Mar 23, 2016
Airforce1:


shut up
I'm a professional on my field.

I won't disclose my job to you.

But I'm way far above your league.

Trust me.
With wat is up there, you are a FAAN staff, and you are at the tarmac controlling traffic. Only that u control planes, you are no different from yellow fever

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Family / Re: Lets Celebrate Our Nairaland Children ( post Your Pictures) :) by usmanspihn(m): 3:13am On Mar 05, 2016
Angel

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Nairaland / General / Re: 14 Photos You Can Relate To If You’ve Ever Had To Queue For Anything In Nigeria by usmanspihn(m): 4:52pm On Mar 04, 2016
healthyarena:
The national id card thingy! One year and still counting!!! chaiiii! Nigeria!
Did mine in 2013, still haven't gotten it yet

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