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LorenzoWisdom:
in fact it is d best tin DAT can ever happn 2 a MAN.......GOD BLESS CHARLES NNEJI.....God also Bless Mylestone

vibrant40:
Oga HARDON, how I wish I stumbled onto this tread before noon yesterday.
My case is so pathetic, u didn't know until I came to this tread that being a nice guy is a crime in the women world. No wonder I hardly ignite a relationship not to talk of keeping one.
Chai, my own mumu pass that of MR. BEANS.
Don't lemme waste your time, I just need help if there is going to be one for this grave mistake I have made.
There is this gal that I happened to be her kid sister's teacher. I fell for her the first day I saw her around my school.
Needs to get her I searched for her on Facebook and became friends with her. Asked for her number she gave it to me immediately after I had introduced myself. We began chatting on WhatsApp and we started as innocent friends. With my mumu boiling, hardly a day goes busy which I don't chat with this gal. After some months of the friendship, I thought of getting our friendship to the next level, so I asked her out. She was like hoo you are late cos I just gave my heart to some one last week. I thought this is one of the numerous ways which girls do play hard to get and I continued to mount pressure on the professing my love for her and how I can do anything for her (Chai I mumu die. Thanks to this tread for making me know sha) all she do is ask me to stop that she can't date me but I remained optimistic. Fast forward her grand mother died, (I rent an apartment from their family house) so she has to come home for the burial because she is in a tertiary institution college of education to be precise. She came home with her friends and came straight to my room. We exchanged pleasantries and she told me her friends and her would be lodging in my room. I gave a no problem gesture and in they packed their bags. That night I had wanted to sleep at a friend's house but they insisted I have to be with them. During the day of the burial she had wanted to hug me but stopped half way. This gave me the impression that she likes me but only forming (dunno if I'm right though) during the night they all slept on the bed I did on the rug. With that afternoon impressions, during midnight I tried to romance and kiss her but she stopped me. The next morning which I expected her to be mad at me what I just heard was "**** (she called my name). do you know you didn't allow me to sleep well and I am now having headaches. Her friends were like Ehnn after that nko. I played this mumu nice guy afterwards do everything they wanted and give all the requested for to them, I even had to see them off to the motor park in a rain!
We didn't chat well since they left on Sunday because she not always online due to the fact that she is writing exams. But chatted yesterday and I revisit the topic of her letting me be her guy. She asked me to stop but I didn't. This pissed her off to the extent that she resorted to verbal abuse on me, she told me that she don't and will never love me. She said I disgust her and so on...... Í Was also annoyed but I mumuly kept my anger and started begging her. I stopped the chat with her and came to nairaland to cool off myself. Then I jammed this tread, how I wish I had done it earlier...... But Boss can there be a kinda solution because I wish to wack this gal to show her ego doesn't pay.
Sorry for the long novel bro, I have to explain myself better. Thanks in anticipation.

iamrosheed:
Oga Harddon Wehdone Sir , please i need ur help
A guy in my faculty (i'm in 100, he is in 300 and the girl is in 100 ) wants to collect my girl, the dude is really trying to get her and right now am thinking she might fall for him (due to d guy's experience and maybe knowledge ) Oga harddon how can i stop my girl from falling for the guy .she is cathing fellings for the dude and i am sensing it.

Samalabz:
Lolz no mind d Don, e no wetin e dey do us... Na part of dem tactics, delay tactics, suspense, keepin us on our toes... etc

thesuave10:
You mean the chyking manual I was talking about?

thesuave10:
What's good Ustec?

richkal:
Ustec, you're very funny, you label the guy fast

Samalabz:
Hmm anticipation...

beautiful232:
no man is worth dying for...
rip tho

solomix10:
you nd this your BAG rule nd advance BAG rule.. D moment i told u on whatsapp charles nneji is gonna hear abot ur piracy ..u swiftly blocked me lol...fearfear,
Hand go stil reach u

solomix10:
baba i hail o...its been a while abeg come and drop som drills for here make we digest

thesuave10:
Hello pickup artists! !! Been a while. Feels good to be back

HARDDON:
Derailed much, we have
Roll now, we must

officialmcfresh1:
Damn I thought I was the only one man... that shit is crazy.

HARDDON:
for all who dont know,

Dating Drills WhatsApp group is rolling out live TODAY Sat 22nd of April 2017, we rolling hawt, we rolling fresh! Holding nothing back, Unleashed! You cant afford to miss out!
dare to dream? mail: datingdrill@gmail.com for general info.


All other confidential messages shld be sent here too cos Nland mail is a circus and i rarely see them

HARDDON:
Then u got distracted by some huge bo0bs that popped out of a bra cos d keeper was jumping up n down in cheering excitement! N blam! An opponent stole d ball n had a 3pointer!


Oh wondering fine mind

DavidTheGeek:
Girls like to think they are different. (That they are not after a guy's money like other girls).

If you play you cards well, you can show such type of girls that you're hustling and you aren't lazy, and she'll fall in line. (They'd love to be that girl that stood my her man when he had nothing).

****

The guy's first post was ok. His 3rd post was were he guffed.

Godlovesme521:
Before I ffucked this girl..I came here asking for help check page 110..how to play it out..
I even had to create a thread...
Just to get some advice..because I was like confuse
https://www.nairaland.com/3750641/how-ffuck-girl#55713244




To those doubting Thomas.. I learnt a lesson yesterday. Though.which could be useful to we all...



Not all beautiful sexy girls you see ..are romantically happy
Some are still searching for more love n attention..

So grab your balls go for it..even if you hear say shes engaged...still go for it

I don't need Hardons scripted lines
And you don't need it too....

So you gone tell me you be memorising lines for every girl you wanna date..your on a long thin

You just need maturity in the way you talk..
The way you dress...maturity in the way you present yourself..(never look broke even if na garri you soak for morning)


Truth is the girl felt my style.. Wen she saw me at first sight..
Like who be this boy...



My last time posting Herr though...
Y'all do your things

putit:
Bro, you should mind d F words you're using here.

Anyways, I like d good work d OP (Horddon) is doing. I had to took my time to read through this thread from d first page n I must say the Op knows WHATS UP..Because From my personal experience, I applied dis drills when interacting with girls without even knowing.

Let me make something clear here.. If you're calling d girl prostitute (olosho) because d guy wooed n bleeped her d next day, you're still a novice in dis game.
About 3 month ago, I met a girl ( a pastor's daughter), I wooed her, d next day i bleeped her. She's not an olosho. She's just a normal girl.
When a girl meets a real man who can bring her naughty side out fast , she'll always submit to him fast. Even Horddon knows that.

To me, every girl is an olosho. maybe that's why am always confident n cool around women, because i assume every girl likes sex ( n they actually love it).
So, If you're wooing a girl n you want to bleep her quick, focuse on bringing out her bad n naughty side.
This dude you guys are all criticizing said " he dressed very good n d girl thought he's a rich dude", and girl was instantly attracted to the dude when she saw him..Any experience player knows that girls naturally dig guys that dress very well..

#onelove

DavidTheGeek:
I doubt the guy is natural. If he is, he won't say "Money is the key". For one thing we know, whether you're broke or you've got money, the ladies will fall as long as you know what you're doing.

Haven't you heard of ladies who give their hard earned money to their broke boyfriends?

Of course money makes this life easier and more exciting.

@Bold - Exactly.

Adasun:
it's hard to say but ur idiocy is a top notch



it's ur type dat whine and whimp because of a gal.



u can't even watch ur boxers well and u have da authority to open ur bacteria fisted place call mouth to brag abt olosho u brought home.



Get outa here

Godlovesme521:
Hello guys..am in big trouble...


There is this girl I met in a guy boutique.. After much enquire from the guy..he said its his girlfriend..

She came just to spend some time with him..

I went there yesterday, the girl been de observe me..

Because I got good cloths on.. And looking rich



Truth is this girl get force of sex attraction all over her...with big yansh..


I silently ask for her number yesterday.. Which she easily gave..

Called her this afternoon.. She said she meet me in the evening.. We spend like a hour together....



Now the the thing is..she's older than me..like 27
Me am 19yrs


When she comes should I take her to the hotel
And book a room...(would it look insultive)

Or just a bar to have a drink..technically I like ffuck this girl this evening

HARDDON:
Hello every1,

If you have been verified, kindly quote this post if you havent received the Bond Words

Regards
Don



We kick off 22nd April( this coming Sat)

HARDDON:
Dude, dude!

Followed me here too? Jeez! Cant i hv some privacy?

afoshat:
Awaiting you bro

peterpen:
why are u smiling

HARDDON:
I couldnt agree with u more!

I see it in d glitz of your bright lil eyes
I see it in ur shy alluring smile
Buried in d sparkles of your white teeth


You are Very Lucky my hands r full
I would have so made you mine.

importexpert:
There are certain things that as a guy, you must take notice of in your partner. Most guys are really clueless about dating when compared to women. Sometimes, they make many guys feel like learners.
The simple truth is that things might go wrong no matter what you do. It is therefore important you look out and know what to avoid in a relationship. I have penned down a couple of things.

1. If a lady misses a date you both agreed on and doesn’t call to apologize, let her go. There is no time to waste on one woman. If she does call to apologize, let her be the one to request another time so as to make it up to you. If she doesn't show up again, forget about her. She doesn't value your time.

2. Never let any woman disrespect you. If she does and she refuses to apologize and change for good, drop her. You don't want to be with someone who tears down your self esteem or does not know your worth.

3. Dating an indecisive lady can be frustrating. When you find yourself with one, give her space. You should not try to force people to make up their mind. Let her coming to you be out of choice and not compulsion.

4. Never try to buy a lady's affection. Trust me, that's one path you don't want to walk. If a woman does not like you, your expensive gifts will not change her mind. Instead, you will end up becoming be a “financial boyfriend” who sorts out her needs, aka “mugu”.

5. Never beg a woman to give you a chance. If you think she eventually gives you a chance, then you're mistaken. She probably showed you pity. And you know something about pity in relationships? It does not last long.

6. If a woman uses sex as a negotiating tool, dump her sorry ass. She is only manipulating you and nothing more. Sex is not a favour or reward!

7. Never let a lady be sure that you are crazy about her to the point that she feels too confident. In fact, never affirm your love immediately to her. Suppress that feeling to talk about it till she has shown you all possible green lights that she loves you.

8. If you give her a phone call twice and she doesn't answer, do not give her a call again. It is called desperation, and woman can smell it from a distance. You what it does to them, remember? Instead, just send a text.

9. Do not compare her to your ex. In the same way, if she talks about her ex with you to the level of comparisons, let her go ASAP. You will never be enough for her. You don't want to spend your energy trying to fill a shoe that was not yours in the first place.

10. Trust your instincts. The first problem with guys when they start feeling emotional about a lady is that they let the feelings overwhelm their sense of reasoning. Someone told me the other day that he let go of his logical self to date a woman. Huh? Do not make that mistake.

11. Never show 100% commitment to a lady. No matter how sweet she may be, she is not yours till you both tie the knot. Don't even assume that she will not leave. Realize that until you both wed, there is nothing like complete commitment.

12. Maintain an air of mystery. Never divulge too much about yourself too soon. Keep her in wonder of who you are.

13. Except you know how to chat with a lady and keep the sparks on, save the conversation for your dates. You may make use of that platform when you have come quite a distance with her.

14. Women desire attention just like guys desire sex. It is your own weapon. Even if she asks for it, be frugal about it. Never let her talk you in to giving her your complete attention. It may backfire soon since what one gets used to can easily be abused.

15. Do not make all the efforts in a relationship. I for one have a policy that I will take only two steps and wait for the lady to take at least one step. Whosoever invests more in a relationship gets emotional tied more than the other person.

16. Never change who you are for a woman. Never! If you must change, let it be because you feel the need to and not because you want to impress a lady.

17. Never lose your voice to a woman. Do not become a “yes man” to anything she says. It does not get her attracted to you; instead, it makes you look like a wimp. If there is something you do not agree about, state your opinion. If you think she did wrong, let her know
about it and don't keep mute about it.

18. Except you want to, never date any girl who has more problems than you do. Chances are that she may draw you in to all of it and you'd soon be overwhelmed. If you must date such a woman, be sure of what you are stepping in to.

19. If you ever find yourself with a possessive, over-jealous or domineering lady, drop her fast. She is not worth the stress. You will save yourself a lot of trouble by doing so.

20. Be alert about attempts to manipulate you. Recognize when. She is trying to get you to do something or not. Ensure you follow the decision of your will. Do not let the tears get to you or the pleadings get to you. You may do otherwise if you deem it fit to make a compromise on your stand, but guard against manipulation.

21. If a lady ever cheats on you, there is no remedy for it. Let her go. It is an already established fact that women who have affairs end up developing a bond with whosoever the other person is. The mere fact that she cheated means you should call it quit.

These are just a couple of essential dating etiquette guys should know and date by.
You can add more or share your thoughts about specific points through the comment box.

peterpen:
Harddon, pls help a brother out here