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you don't joke with oloyede on such things

A country with a weak rule of law..! A country govern by tribalism,religion and familiarity.

Kaybeeeee:
Hello guys,Ijmb candidate that apply for Kwasu ,how are we going to do it cos their screening form is closing June 30th,without de form

guy,.
From the enquiries we made for my cousin,
we wea told he has to register for jamb direct entry b4 registering for the admission screening.

Their 1st batch admission list is even out..

We wea told arrangement will b made for d DE candidates by xtending the closing date!

good for them

Lol..
holy marry... gave birth to God your lord jesus.
Jesus your lord preaches the Word of his God your Lord..!
All those prophets before Jesus that are mentioned in the bible worship Jesus their God..!
You can call him son of God,..But he is never a GOD.

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realpoacher:
I will be very blunt with you. There is nothing you can do for her to dump the guy for you.

Reason:
She has "FELT" the guy's pain/sweetness over time coupled with him being her first love for so long that she has been caught in his spurned web. In a nutshell, she has crossed the Rubicon - a stage of no return.

Forget about what she tells you. Right now she is not in control of her emotions, the guy is actually(even though she doesn't know this or will not admit it, but her actions are obviously telling the true story).
As a matter of fact, she is actually using you to pass time and will always run along when daddy(her boyfriend) comes calling. Even if she breaks up with the guy, your paroles with her won't work. No matter what you do or don't do it won't work. In gamers word... The guy don press her MUMU button.


Only feasible solution:
From my experience, the only person who can save her from the guy is She herself by herself. Whenever she reaches her saturation point only then will she break free from his spell and begin to view the world through her own eyes. That is when she can be free. Even after that, she will need enough time to heal first before you can begin to date her.

*Remember that she has to reach that saturation point only on her own Accord. Devoid of your interference. In order words, do nothing to help her rather do everything to help yourself,like becoming very selfish in all things*

My advice:
Forget her for now and move ahead. But if she always comes around you or call you, relate very well with her but drop all these Mr Nice Guy attitudes and be very firm. If you have the opportunity fuucck her well and be emotionless about it. Whatever you do henceforth, do not prioritize her and go get other girls worth your attention. Careless about her paroles with the other guy, infact refuse to listen to his gist anymore.

I didn't say that you should be rude o! Or that you should start giving attitude like a sulking adult baby o!... I said maintain normal paroles with her, laugh, play and crack jokes but be firm with what you want, drop Mr nice guy attitudes, zero her from your mind that this can't work and go find someone else for yourself.

If in between things work out fine for the you two fast.. Fine! But if not... Fine too!... All that matters is that you won't babysitting an adult who doesn't know what is good for her.

My humble two cents

Piercedclit:
You're just acting like a child.
You can call the relationship off. which one be appropriate source to report to.
When you used to steal from your mama or papa's wallet or you caught your sibling doing same did you report to the police? lol. i no even know wetin to tell this guy.

This is how it all started in western countries where it is being legalized,b4 you know it now they will begin to grow wings and start becoming rampant among ladies in the society here too!
How Will you feel if you find your daughter in such act..!
The neglect of the society to condemn a bad act will encourage people to engage in it.
Op,make them a scape goat to serve as deterrent to others.!

Such an unGodly act should be discourage in our society.!

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EngrBello:
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how much did u spent for the registration ?

we have not,
we need to wait and register him for jamb DE first,.

EngrBello:
d link is not going nah .....
http://www.jamb.org.ng/DirectEntry/

bros,calm down na! Read my comment very well. I din said jamb DE registration is out.

zord33k:
A new jamb registration number would appear after you have successfully completed your DE registration. Which site did u check if I may ask?

my bad.!
Thaught the guy meant kwasu.

zord33k:
A new jamb registration number would appear after you have successfully completed your DE registration. Which site did u check if I may ask?

kwasu have begin their 2017/2018 utme/DE pre-admission screening registration..

That means my cousin has to wait for the DE registration first..!
Jamb is keeping the DE registration for too long this year.

zord33k:
That is not true. I stay in ilorin and there is nothing like that

it is true bro,
i just check dea portal.
My cousin is kind of confuse right now..
My question is will the ND REGISTRATION jamb NUMBER REMAIN UNCHANGE after the De registration...?
I mean is it that ur ND JAMB registration number will still be on ur new DE registration slip aftr printout??
Or will another jamb number be generated on the new DE reg. Slip after printout..
How was it last year?

thesuave10:
Interesting. I also got a daytime method as well. Would love to see your daygame approach and street stop methods. Mystery is the best for me. Send me an email wanna get some of those Derek materials as well

Mr PickUp ACtor..
So you can ask for materials,But you cant give Yours out...!
nice job op.

Andy Rubin, better known as the guy who created Android and then sold it to Google only to later leave, will finally show off his new smartphone on May 30.

Rubin's company, Essential, sent its first tweet on Thursday trading the phone launch and then a follow-up tweet showing a silhouette of the device. 

But what is that thing poking out of the top/bottom!? 

Before we try to make some sense, here's the silhouette Essential shared:


It kinda looks like one of those fat antennas on an old Palm Treo. There's definitely a wave of interest for retro phones this year, but we doubt Rubin's new phone is a blast back to the eyesore antenna days.

The reporter:
To see if I could get more details, I opened up the image in Photoshop and cranked up the exposure, well, well, well what do we have here?

It sure looks like that's a camera on top. One of my coworkers says it looks like a PC webcam from the 90s, and I have to agree.

lalasticlala

Ahmed99:
According to her the questions were general with a little touch of ur course of study

thanks.!
I appreciate.

Ahmed99:
yea and she got it....300 level loading

how is the exam like,was it general questions or were the questions based on applicants course of study?

Novelistguy:
I rate Harddon tips 6/10. He's good but still doesn't know a lot. Believe me.

I guess u din follow the thread from page one..!

"you dont give a loaded gun to a child,.
there are kids in here,and guys with bad motives towards women"
©Harddon

you should be careful with what you dish out..!

Ahmed99:
Ave not done my regularisation from kwara poly without it can't I procced with D.E registration

N:B my friend registered last year without regularisation Kwasu

Do your friend did direct entry examination in kwasu last year??

solomix10:
chatted with dz dry head girl
Tho she was my schmate ...she got my No from FB nd she chatted me up on whatsapp....
her: been a long time
Me: whats d name (despite seein her pics)....hope itz nt 1 of doz crushin on me
Her: solomon, hop u arent slipin
Me: yea am on my bed ..wud u join
her: why ar u slipin thz kind of d day
Me: cos am exhausted.. Need massagin
Her: why do yuh imagin all dz lustfull thots.. Ama born again xtian ...then she blocked me..
I was lik laughin hard n wow so quick ... Som gals cant even take light flirty lines
Abi
Harddon
Ustec
Adasun
Was i being too flirty there

Guy,u eFdup bigtime...!

u just jump from nowhere and start talking differently,she'll be like,when did my pastor suddenly gone rogue

from her responses,{{it shows you din setup the tone with her from the beginning}}!
yes,its ur fault.

HARDDON:
3 Layers of Defense Mechanism To Overcome with these typa Ladies:

1. The F off Aura/Body Language if d average guy makes it tru this n manage to say hello,

2. The dismissive/sometimes rude ansas or sometimes outright snubs.

If he still survives this,

3. Then finally, the refinely crude manipulatiVe character!
Everyday he is gono be under tension to hold her sway.


While he is @ it, some guy like me somewhere is treating her like a filthy piece of thrash.
Flips her as he freaking will n she is all @ his mercy.
He tells her to get her things n get d f out without baiting an eyelid! N his neighbours grows green bloods @ his guts n wonder why d fvck she still comes bck even with alL d ill treatment! They get jealouse. They wonder if she is under his bleeping spell.
Yes she is. A very Terribly Attractive Spell.
A limb weakening one, a heart rendering one.

The Double Don's honey

HARDDON:
Has a gurl been so stung on you she ask why u dont want her to come know ur place?

or she tells u she misses u so much n cant wait to see u?


or she ask how your friday wud be cos she wano see you?

Or she tells u she wonders how it would be to finally meet you?
Even wit these glaring statements,yours truly wud still keep building anticipation n fantasies in her mind. Keep her longing

We are no mere men
We hate everything normal guys do. Inviting her over is a Sissy average guy's move n might just jolt her into reality from ur attractive web!

After all, wen average guys invite ladies ova, we know whatz on their mind dont we?


unless ofcos u have broken all her defenses n gotten intimately physical on phone, dat wud be a very wrong move.

It puts you both in tensed mood wen she comes, Who wants that?
Like i said earlier on, seek out the page that talks about getting Physical n read inbtw d lines

SENSE PILL 104:

Only a starving Child Rushes his meal. A well fed one cares less.



Aiit, Bye

Fatality at round one..!
what a game

Culin:
Not really rough character. But someone who has a will of his own.

You actually did know what a real woman want..!
one cool origin and a point for that

Wantedmiller:
I sent dis to girl

this one you are beeping me... I hope u are not tryin to have me...you have got to impress me before i follow you.

and she sent this

have u? it neva occured to me buh as u av said it, i considered it buh unfortunately came to a conclusion it will amount to child abuse cos u are still a kid lurking in a shadow it is neva too late, I may rethink wen u grow up....

boss please do I send message back or call and what do i type orr say. I have been tryin to get this gal for a long tym. she always call tryin to know me but sometime i wil pick and ask her to call back. For some days now i have not ans her calls nor call back.

Top notch lines from her

Lucky for you to stunmbled onto this thread,she would have so play with your balls.

I think she's still testing you to know if you really worth your balls or your are just faking it.

you have hook lines you can throw back at her if only you can see clearly

Jinf:
Guys the mods have banned my DavidTheGeek account for "link spamming".. Apparently Lalastic... has no sense of humour someone cannot play with him, someone cannot spam again

barneystinson "greatest student"?? Abeg o... Oga mi i humble

Mavin1 i see you.

Retreating to ghost mode. See you guys when the ban expires.

Who is LALA..??

so one cannot joke wit KING COBRA again ni

Samalabz:
Lolz bro can u remember dis jargon u wrote the oda time about HARDDON's drills? Na u con confuse con dey beg for assistance nw? Hahaha life is a b*tch and she cud b so funny

All of them claiming bad boys and Pro's will still come back here to complete their SENSEPILLS tablets

Mavin1:
Boss HARDDON, *Greetings* Happy New Month

I've observed some things recently,

The ones I've met seem to lack sense of humor or should I say I'm getting it wrong or maybe they're used to nice guys!

Ok, here is my last encounter,

She came to do work in my office, afterwards I collected the number.

So, after three days, I called (once according to the rule) but she didn't pick, I chill then the next morning she called me and I ignored the call. Later in the day (the same time i called the previous day) I called and I was expecting our convo to go like this:

Me: Hi, I know you've been expecting my call?

Her: Not really (or whatever), Who am I speaking with?

Me: Yea, I was expecting this question but you gat to promise one thing?

Her: What's that?

Me: ...that you'll not fall in love with me if I tell you?

Her: Ok, I will not.

Me: Well, it’s your handsome boyfriend that ….. ( did work for you)

Her: Oh (whatever)

Me: Is that how you disappoint people? ( I asked her to get something when coming back)

Her: *any excuse, apologize*

Me: Hope you got the job or you confused them with your beautiful yellow face?

Her: …. (Whatever)

Me: Duty calls, got to go now, call you later.

But the whole thing turned upside down.

So when I finally called, here was what I faced:

Me: Hi, I know you’ve been expecting my call?

She: *blank* (So who am I speaking with?)

Me: Yea, I was expecting this question but you gat to promise one thing?

Her: What's that?

Me: ...that you'll not fall in love with me if I tell you?

Her: Why?

Me: For many reasons

Her: Who are you? ( in pidgin)

Me: Calm down, are you forcing me?

Her: No, but who are you?

Me: *cuts call*

After some minutes, I sent this text:
*Seems you’re having a bad time, beep me when you recover from the trauma. BTW, hope you got the job or you confused them with your beautiful yellow face?*

She never reply.

Boss HARDDON and other real gees in the house, what could be the problem, am I overdoing it or I didn’t get it right at all? This has been my experience since I finished this drill. DON please explain?

See format..
Sequence crash landed on takeoff

you have the formula,work on your variables..!

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