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Wats d meaning of romantic

D funny tin is " were I come frm".....if a married woman cheat' she ll b havn nightmare till she confesses n eventually die! Bad nightmaressss

Lacomus: batt guy, do they know their selves ?

knw keh? jst run ur parol wel...always play busy anytym u wanna hang around d oda.

wat do u actually want frm her? kpomoooo!

ma guy ,nofin could b more fun,...presently am going out wt 3 chicks though am in luv wt one.the rest na jst hacking spree! jst get 2 sim cards, practice gud se.x, d more u Bleep, d more u last, plain truth!

naija gurlz being decieve SINCE...God knws wen! wen i scope one of my numerous gurl frn dat cut me wt anoda one, na 2 try convince her wt se.x... make up wat? she wl nw b askn me .do u realy luv me? b4 unko wc ans u want mk i talk wen i never cum, abi u wan go?

hahahaha....plain truth...but dts nt romantic na

kreamidiva: Can a kind-hearted Nairalander calculate the age difference for me. Simple arithmetic dey hard me for early morning. And please also calculate for me at what age they got married seeing that they've been married for 35 years!


Baba's "kini Ko" don dey shrink and sisi eko needs a handy man to repair something for her!

Simples.

baba was 40 and yawo was 16 ...35 years ago! nw baba has spoil sumtin dt need repair, he s complainin

Niiade: whao thanks sir, second one from u, had a few all sold out, ordered more today but i can source for him elsewhere found it for 4k on konga.com if he is willing to wait for some weeks i would get it in for less. ciao

am here! hw can i buy it...jst tel me hw i could reach u...cos am in makurdi benue state. i need it like seriourly! u said 4k? hw do i pay?

Lexusgs430: You will need to get either a desktop charger or rapid charger. I would advise you to forget about the USB charging port (hopefully you have sideloaded loads of apps)
NB: The 3 looking prongs on the playbook, is the rapid charging port

where can i get from...pls gv me d cost idea.

When she says 'hi'
U say 'K'
When she say 'xup'
U say 'lol'
When she says hello'
U say 'ur fada' lollllllllllll..........ds op , u b Ramsey Noah! Hi ko, hi ni

Most gurls av done 2,3,4,5 buh 98 percent av done 8 likewise 12....................

M base in makurdi for now..........I can tk it anywere close...maybe abj buh Lagos is far!

I bought a blackberry playbook note up to 2 month n the charging port got twisted....I took it 4 repair and it was fix, jst 5days ago I try charging itn it ll jst on the light without showing the charging bar' ...I took it bck 2 d guy dt help fix it n he s unable 2 do it.....pls who has an idea of were I could fox ds pls......frustrated @ d moment!

Clinton594: Lols I heard that news around 1 am, all my family members took the bathe except I and my younger brother who didn't because i myself didn't .
lols, you can't imagine that around 5 I started noticing some bites on my body, I knew it had to be mosquito Buh I wasn't sure..... no be person say make I run go carry my younger brother enta bathroom sharp sharp.

ds is Hilarious!!!

Grab ma pop corn seat wt slice water Melon..........................APCccccccccccccccc.........

Some of ds prof face re scary......ds unilag own no b here ooo....see face abeg! He doesn't befit academics!

Y is every1 finding it hard 2 biliv? There re celeb4 cryin out loud! If u re d one dt dis-virgin them pls come out n say it....abi no b naija all of us dey? All ds gurls screaming "I dontbilivit" y re u not still a Virgin n u aint married!

Ladies offer virtually nofin important....there s this saying dt goes ' when a poor man bring gift to a rich man, he s asking 4 a favour! When my gurl gv me any gift, I knw I ll av 2 double triple those stuff cos when d wahala burst.........na yawa! I jst wish all of us go decide go one year strike then u ll see how important we will seem!
Na we go gather courage go woo her, buy card call her, buy gift 2 please her, tk her out wt ur hard earn money inside ur car..."Na she go use ur own car form pass u d owner" carry her go house.....infact during se.x u wan please am try do more than 2 rounds even wen ur legs no fit carry ur body again..haba!

As 4 me! 10 minute I don cum, I fu no cum, then u Goooooooo..................ds world is crazy!!!

Ds remind me when we were stll adolescent, she knw sef! She only talked 2 my frns only......we use d same Sim 4 almost 2 years cos I can't stand seeing my only sis wt a guy, I remember when one useless guy came 2 my house 2 ask me oga kpatakpa of my beautiful sis' I nearly comit my 1st murder tnk God for d timely intervention of mum! But now she s all grown n in her final year ........ I only see her during december period!

What is cheating? Love is not se.x and se.x isn't Love......... Gud relationship is not built around sex! The moment u se.x a gurl wc is apparently not a V....u start doubting if u ll ever love her! But u ll play along though @ least 4 d se.x.....nofin piss me off like wen am banging n she start askin 'do u really love me?' Wat do u want me 2 say? As for me, the only people dt should b talking about cheating re married couple were love n se.x re both involve legally!

Suswam is the worst governor in the history of mankind!!! Most PDP governors re below average in terms of performance, state like Kogi,delta n so many wtout any meaningful development for d 8 yrs ds imbecilesss spent! Suswam spent virtually all his time with Gej in Abuja! Jst wondering wat there re up 2..... Mk God destroy ds World make all of us start afresh!

Do I jst hear u say free? U re using his Wi fi...he s using ur free 2 Air....nofin bad, jst think he s a bit considerate cos am sure u avn dandruff on dt punny!!!!

I was searching for a befitting insult for the op' but I think I should tamper justice wt mercy, the OP brain is very suffering from eikanodymatter' pls dnt ask d meaning but I think its disease which occur as a result of dandruff from ur mum punny wen she eventually gave birth 2 u.....its seasonal I fink! Only u replying every1 wt insult! U b Jehovah witness?

Ur mum has dt kind of baR n u stil @ home? Go 2 private university na!!!! But its jst dt I dnt knw y I smell liesZ!!!!

Vewi funny!!! Cnt believe u mockin wada ds much! He s d worst in d history of Africa followed by suswam of Benue state........ Wada is d chief Imam of d central mosque in d Govt house in Kogi state.

U re only thinking about her cos u re lonely! Dude get a gud gurl frn n u ll realize wat u v been missing. It hapn 2 most guys out there but the only solution is getting a replacement Asap.........when ma x leave it took me 2month 2 get anoda 1.....not quite long we ran into each oda n she was like....wink' u luk awesome........ I jst said" m luvin n been luved" now she s askin if we could mk up wat she called off smtyms ago! Dts y its important u get spares.....dts ma advise, tnk me lera!

Y must men kill them self tryn 2 always pls ladies! Na u go ask am out! Try b nice! Take her out! Buy her gift! Call her! N try 2 mk sure u pls her during sex! Its jst Unfair!!!!!.....as 4 me, I no go kill ma self! If I quick cum n u no cum, then u Gooooooo.............

Woah feeling!!! Really ur bet was worth it! Sandalili na him sure passsss.....tnks 4 d innovation!

S*x s.ex s!x.........only u? In ma mummy's voice' yu re doing dt tin wtout permission!!! Hp u gonna pay her bride price! N as 4 una info... If u re presently dating my future wife, pls don't get rough on ma stuff even when she says HARDER" don't mind her pls na small pikin d worry her!