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Bro I feel wat u feeling ryt now.....wen I see all ds advice , I felt there ar all referring 2 me! Mine s basically due 2 ill health n was caution 2 defer but wouldn't listen cos I really wanna graduate! N now m in my final semester wt a CGPA of 2.32 though I can stl get to 2.2 as advise by my exam officer! But u knw wat? Av goten a job wt my state n I earn close to 30k per month wt my O-level. So after am tru, even if its 'pass', I ll jst put it n get upgraded n am gud 2 get married! Bro I knw soooo many people wt 3rd class dt re doing gr8! Jst "DESTINY" its real! So calm down n watch ur destiny unfold......all my 1st class/2nd class upper frns respect me cos I pay their bills n I don't go close 2 them during exams!

Am a guy....but I can help tell gurls how 2 escape r*pe , 1st tin is dt u must knw dt wen most male frns invite u 2 his house.....he has 1 tin in mind! S.x! Its obvious a gurl cnt/shouldnt initiate s'x so he ll try 2 knw wats on mind by tryn hard on u: now when u visiting a guy 4 d 1st tym, try n fix a 'pad' even wen u aint on!! When u see frm his actn dt he s aggressive n myt force his way,jst play calm, infact touch him really gud n let him touch u...kiss,lap,bo*bs...all ds tin na jst skin...neva mind! Gv him tym! Then u calmly cal him 'baby" y re u punishing me? Am now in d mood but m ON! Jst try. Touch him n u ll see he ll gladly remove ur hands! Don't rush 2 leave......stay a while even wen he has unlock d door! Play save cos we guys can never tell what a woman want! U no do' u b mumu! U do..u too d do!

yea! Tell her all ds tin n a gurl who s really into u would never mind! U re broke? She s already luvn u unconditionally! U fink u v got HIV? She knw its a joke cos she is -ve! My advise! Play cool! Cal her often, wen she visit u, mk sure ur door is wide open, smtym cal ur frns 2 stay wt both of u in d rum! n try 2 friendzone her! Jst b casual, when she say anyfin don't argue,don't always initiate discussion....like when she say 'I saw a cute dress dt ll luk gud on u...tell her "ok" leta she ll confide in her frns n there ll sure advise her. 2 keep off! Gudluck!! Mean while na she toast u?

I luv d issues there solving.......we cal it " Emotional dynacotomy". Dont u knw dt wat God has join 2geda....let no man put asunder? Haha...naija wt GIST!

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. Tnks a million!

Hmmn....its a gud tin u re in luv wt her! D question is. Where u in any way secretly admiring her bck then wen she. Was wt ur guy(ur frn)? Dts d questn ur guy ll b askin himself now! But. As 4 me oooo......any tym m bleepn her,I ll b recalin dt my guy must av done. All. ds same tin 2 ds gurl b4!

Wats d. Meanin of "BTW" not between ooo

Hmmn..... Mine was backed then wen I was in jss3, there is ds gurl in my class, very beautiful, fair n. 2 cap it all Ajebo! We were very close dt my frns started calin us spouse. 2 cut d story short one of my frn ask me if actually we re dating n I. Said we jst frns...d guy advise me 2 mk a move else sm1 myt tk her away frm me. I now write a luv letter 2 ds gurl n ds gurl didn't reply me 4 like 2days...d day my frn advise me 2 ask her of d reply! I call it d D-DAY.2 my surprise , I saw d mum n dad in our class wt d principal n behold d letter!!! I was called out side 2 read it out 2 every1 hearing! D way teachers laf dt day!!! Some nearly pass out cos of my grammer!

Wen I read ds stories.....I recall hw cultist operate then fearlessly....wen we do av d main executioner, goin into d hostel @ nyt 2 kill n threatns rivals cults.....lukin @ ds massacre n u ll realize not up 2 Ten guys died! But it was talked about all over d country! Now we c bombing killn over 16 medical student in Jos and its luk like a normal slangs! We stil d roll sha

tytymer: If my babe as much as screams whenever an artiste comes on stage, hmmm she must follow him o. He will be the one to drop her off. Not me. Rubbish! I dey there beside you. You still get mind to shout TuFace? I go just waka comot.

Tuface? Leave 2 Tuface...next month she go miss her...........period

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As am typing now......d doctor just confirm Amina is pregnant and op has been detain by d sss.............BREAking though!!!

Vewi funny when I heard people asking "what is Idah?" So if u heard federal poly okon has pulled out of d ongoing strike , the questn u ll ask is "what is Okon? Vewi funnel questions!! Silly

I doubt if APC will win in SW cos people from that part of Nigeria believe APC is for the north and will not to like vote but @ least APC will get like 40 percent of vote from there...... But lemme tell everybody that PDP will not even get 2percent of vote from the north! Fayose is just proving to be the thug he is!!! I pity Ekiti people same with Anambra the willy willy people

Let me reserve my comment...............

Just put a call across to the HOD of accounting of the federal polytechnic Idah, Kogi state and he says all arrangement have been made and the Eight month strike embark upon by federal polytechnics and Colleges of education has long been overdue, that FPI have pulled, that both new and old student should be back 2 campus on or before monday.......Congratssss

live on channels, ASUU suspend its six month old strike.............congrat greatest Nigerian students!

i keep wondering about ds n i decided 2 ask now.....why most gurls re claiming to be single n guys claiming to be dating sm1 smwhere , sm of us could even boast of avn more than 3 @ a tym. Just wondering

Wow......c fun........de oda day I was traveling....its jst dat I don't av co*dom.....else he for hapn!!!! De oda tym. I voluntary took ma co*dom wt me....but gueSs wat? Armed robbers collect everytin I av including de co*dom

Hahahaha y de man hide sef......two wife parols na

Oboit...............wat doooo yu need kiss for? Nn am sure yu no go marry her........but wait oooo.........yu meet person, jst 2 week yu dn phuck like 7 times? Yu sure say no b Ash*wo yu carry say na babe? Cos na them I knw say no de kiss.......people funny 4 ds Naija!!!

Is ds mamaa cover your face wt ds booooobs.....na die na!

Oboit!!!!!!! Wt ds boooooobsssssssssses................who wan try? I hate slagin boooobs.........................I love dem standing an lukin straight @ meee......watin watin watin sef........na boooooobs b ds?

Sm of una go tk una time click romance, cm click topic ,cm de preach like say una no de prack chics....wait oo....guys an gurls who de enjoy fvck pass? All ds study jst 2 laid her wen na she de flex de parol pass yu? Ask dt uR babe na

Due to so much insults that are being rained on Jim Iyke ever since his appearance on Emmanuel TV, this has made so many people to ask what really made Jim Iyke go to the synagogue church of all nations?
Well, i just received reports from a colleague that claims they know the full story of what took the controversial actor to the church at the first instance.
Read below on how my insider reports it: -
Reports on the actor’s visit to the church indicated that he was being delivered of a negative spirit that has prevented him from getting married.
But recent findings, revealed that Jim Iyke accompanied a friend, whose mother was seriously ill to the church where he was caught in the web of what was said to be a rescue exercise.
Jim’s friend’s mother is said to be on admission at a hospital, in Ajao Estate, from where she was taken to the church, but perhaps due to the popularity of the actor, the church ministers went for him, claiming there was more to his not being married than meets the eye.
A two-minute video on the church’s website shows the actor struggling with several officers of Pastor TB Joshua, the head of the church, as they fought to keep him still.
The session, as shown in the video got the thespian sprawling on the floor, after falling several times, and shouting incoherent words.
“What do you guys want from me,” asked the actor, apparently recovering from frenzy. “Take it easy, the man of God will like to see you after the service,” replied one of the church ministers, as the led the actor away from the middle of the congregation, looking bewildered.
Reports say the sick woman’s son was also attended to during the church service, but the woman, who was the real reason Jim and his friend went to the church was told to come back at a later date.
The woman, whom we learnt was brought to Lagos from Abuja in search of solution to her health problem, had since been taken back to the Ajao Estate hospital where she is waiting for another appointment from the church. - See more at: http://www.jointsarena.com/2013/10/main-reason- how-jim-iyke-ended-up-in-tb.html#.Uk0xtVMSTy0

Hmmmmn..........stl @ de matter!!!! Mk gudluck resign na

In a shocking incident, seven people have been reportedly killed Makintamari village in Kaga Local Government in Borno state along the Damaturu/Maiduguri road.
According to eyewitnesses account, the travellers were beheaded with their heads placed on their lifeless bodies on the main road.
In a related incident, gunmen also brutally attacked and slit the throats of 4 people on Saturday in the same village. The victims were reportedly returning to Maiduguri in the evening.
Makintamari is a few kilometers from Benishek where over 100 travelers were murdered a week ago by suspected Boko Haram sect members.
Yobe State Governor Ibrahim Gaidam appealed to Goodluck Jonathan, saying:
“We call on Mr. President and all the security chiefs, to intensify security operations through aerial surveillance, to contain the situation before it consumes the region and country.
“On our way from Maiduguri to Damaturu this afternoon (Sunday), we saw a trailer and bus that were burnt, with the occupants slaughtered and their corpses littering the highway.
“Government should rise up to its responsibilities to save the lives and properties of its citizens.”
The governor also added that anyone travelling on the Damaturu to Maiduguri highway, was taking a huge risk.