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PoliticsRe: House Of Representative Aspirant Dumps PDP For APC After Winning Primary by utenwuson: 9:09pm On Dec 30, 2014
chiefinalowo:
Don't worry, you will repeat it again after February 2015 election.
you jst av 3 likes............. It shows u re talking french, its obvious Buhari has won , so as 4 me n my family we embrace CHANGE!!! If its because of the money ur dad is stealing, my dear b rest assured Buhari will put him behind bar.
PoliticsI Bet U Don't Know This About Buhari 'GMB' by utenwuson(op): 5:12pm On Dec 16, 2014
Please consider the following unassailable facts:
PoliticsI Bet U Don't Know This About Buhari 'GMB' by utenwuson(op): 2:55pm On Dec 16, 2014
Please consider the following unassailable facts:
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan & Diezani Alison-Madueke Dancing: PDP 2014 National Convention by utenwuson: 3:02pm On Dec 11, 2014
QMark:
Where's the music for these people?

They deserve to dance too.
I swear!!!! I 1000000000 likes for ds comment. We know the remaining trio
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Emotional Speech @APC National Convention by utenwuson: 2:55pm On Dec 11, 2014
angelsing:
You don't have to call anybody a fool for choosing to vote for a party they believe in..even though am not a fan of this government, name calling should be avoided.. Let's our vote speak for us
fools is no name bro!!! My dictionary interprets it as ' a person with poor judgment or little intelligent, all I refer to is dt line of speech by Buhari wc states " I don't intend to rule Nigeria but 2 govern her with our collective ideas............ Even the blind can attest to the fact that BUHARI is not a corrupt person n you should knw dt NO country can move forward with corrupt leaders presently ruling this country like a demo-Military.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Emotional Speech @APC National Convention by utenwuson: 9:49am On Dec 11, 2014
Buhari nailed it!!!!!!!!! The speech itself is enough to win every sincere Nigeria heart, body n soul........ This is our country n together we will mk it free of corruption! Sai buhari, sai APC, sai positive change, sai fresh AIR............................ I jst felt is only fools dt support PDP!
LiteratureRe: If U Didn't Do This......... U Jst Need 2 B Re-born by utenwuson(op): 9:43pm On Dec 10, 2014
iamodenigbo1:
ok
with ur 'ok' I think u were born in france
LiteratureRe: If U Didn't Do This......... U Jst Need 2 B Re-born by utenwuson(op): 9:41pm On Dec 10, 2014
Good old Days...........
LiteratureRe: If U Didn't Do This......... U Jst Need 2 B Re-born by utenwuson(op): 1:34pm On Dec 10, 2014
I did allllllll.................. grin
LiteratureIf U Didn't Do This......... U Jst Need 2 B Re-born by utenwuson(op): 1:32pm On Dec 10, 2014
― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never played in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch & wake up on
the bed.
― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof
for the lizards
to take it & give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands & legs
instead of bathing
when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
― If you didn't use youur two legs to build houses
with sand.
― If you didn't write your name on paper & insert
into your
pen so that no one will steal it.
― If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly
to see when
the lights went off.
― If you never waved at white birds expecting
your nails to be
whiter.
― If you never heard of a ghost that stays under
mango trees
at nights.
― If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick
& called it
your car!
― If you didn't mix garri and sugar in yoyr pocket
& eat while
walking on the street.
― If you never did mama and papa play.
― If you didn't play bottle cover ball (canter ball).
― If you never bath inside bathroom and went out
naked, with
your cloth in your hands.
Then we guess your Childhood wasn't Fun.
Who did all / Most of these? Anyone?
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PoliticsRe: Terhemen Tarzoor Wins Benue State PDP Governorship Primary Election by utenwuson: 11:21am On Dec 09, 2014
Wat do u xpect? A thieve ll always hand over to another thieve!!!!! We re voting APC all the way joor!
PoliticsRe: Oyinlola To Receive 150billion Naira Damages From MTN! by utenwuson: 11:13am On Dec 09, 2014
tit:
mTN will get some of the money from Injustice Salami and Teefnubu
can u please throw more light on the rubbish u jst posthuh Wats Tinubu own and MTN? arrant nonsensetical ingredient!
PoliticsRe: Oyinlola To Receive 150billion Naira Damages From MTN! by utenwuson: 11:12am On Dec 09, 2014
tit:
mTN will get some of the money from Injustice Salami and Teefnubu
can u please throw more light on the rubbish u jst posthuh Wats Tinubu own and MTN, arrant nonsensetical ingredient!
PoliticsRe: Between Akinwunmi Ambode And Jimi Agbaje Who Is A Better Leader? by utenwuson: 11:04am On Dec 09, 2014
Medunah:
Agbaje abeg, the sooner we stop voting for parties nd start considering the individuals themselves, the better for us all
and what re u considering ma'amhuh
PoliticsRe: Time To Get Rid Of Tinubu’s Cronies In Lagos by utenwuson: 10:53am On Dec 09, 2014
We wish to have tinubu cronies in Kogi, Benue, Delta, Bayelsa and Ebonyi, Nigeria will b a beta place by now! All PDP governors re clowns................ There re jst there for being there! Kogi state governor don't even knw the role of a Governor talk more of developing the state, local Government workers collecting quater salary since his inception. Suswam of Benue state is ruling like the military era, when u re not paid salary n u try to demonstrate, u ll b jail 2 bail ursef wt 10k, COE, Polytechnic have been on strike 4 ages, I jst wish I have Tinubu cronies like Fashola in ds state so dt me n my people ll Enjoy democracy....... Pls go check out the C.V of the APC aspirant of Lag n u ll jst die of high BP even if u re studying in France
LiteratureRe: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by utenwuson: 12:46pm On Dec 03, 2014
Finally am here........ Following you like bumper 2 bumpeeee.............
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Rubbishes National Assembly, Says It’s An Assembly Of Thieves, Looters by utenwuson: 7:27am On Nov 27, 2014
personal59:
Abeg this is a critical issue nd all the point laid down need urgent solution followed by actions I just wish what prof wole soyinka said abt d youth is not right but nw it seems to b right cos we are blindfolded with religion and tribe abi na ethnic pls let us all think outside the box the past is gone we only have the present nd the future.

Do we now conclude that because the first born is a failure all other siblings must also be a failure abi what cos o don't see the indictment of OBJ wen we should all look at the point we re here attacking him are we all saying there is no more corruption in the land pls where is ICPC and EFCC today
NAFDAC nko where are they now they are all gone all we hear of TAN abeg let's reason well
well said bro........ Ds guys batching OBj re so stup;d. He says the truth n all there do is look @ who is talking! In America when sm1 is talking, there ll simply ask what he is saying but in Nigeria there ll ask 'who is talking' we can't progress with ds mindset!
RomanceRe: What Is The Greatest Surprise U Have Ever Got From A Female Friend? by utenwuson: 11:29am On Nov 25, 2014
golor:
Nairalander's. what's d greatest surprise u hv Eva got from a female frnd?

My happen yesterday evening,after much talk and time with a female frnd yesterday at campus.tho,i was having dis unexpected cash wit me, so i wanted to share d glory wit her.when i wanted to leave,i fold 2k on her hand and ask her to use it for her self but she rejected it and said seeing me gives her more joy,that we re both student.i was lyk wow a girl from an humble family and a student rejecting money?oh yes it happen.

So share ur own experience.
guy!! She just invested in you!!! Next thread ' she s asking for 100k wen am not even working'
RomanceRe: Dilemma Of A Single Female Banker. by utenwuson: 11:12am On Nov 25, 2014
Tell her to stop carrying her shoulder higher than her head.

She should stop envying those cleaners(,they all have same to.to,just a difference in sizes lipsrsealed) rather she should learn humility from them.

Is she also a spiritualisthuh Abi how sure is she that the money those male customers come to withdraw is theirshuh


Like they say,"the ugly girls are getting married every saturday while the beautiful ones are busy,buying the aso-ebi" grin
I'm sure she didn't tell you of the humble,hardworking bricklayer she has been turning down,simply because she's a banker...

No apologies
I just like saying it the way it is.

cool
Nonsense and ingredient
1000000 likes
EducationRe: How Wise Is Your Dad? (picture) by Makinde Azeez CEO by utenwuson: 3:32pm On Nov 24, 2014
Its so unfortunate dt u guys re thinking like dt, but I think all ds universities re in Nigeria cos we dt re schooling in ........................France don't knw that!
EducationRe: I Schooled In France Trend by utenwuson: 11:03pm On Nov 23, 2014
Wait! Is this trendin in Nigeria? Seriously we in France don't knw fa!
RomanceRe: SHOCKING: Wife Pours Hot Water On Husband For 'always' Demanding For Séx by utenwuson: 1:06pm On Nov 20, 2014
Jst 5 days? Treating wounds every tym there had s*x? Kai! Ds is marriage, for beta for worse! But ds na d worst. Pls ladies, try having sex b4 marriage to avoid ds type of stories...... The man jst said we ad an argument wtout sayin wat d argument is all about already prove is guilty 2 d charges
PoliticsRe: What Does TAN Have To Tell Nigerians About The Super Eagles? by utenwuson: 9:40am On Nov 20, 2014
After 1st Half when Nigeria was a goal down, d TAN guy in d studio says and I quote, " I am very confident the Super eagles ll turns things around cos as TAN ambassadors we have never fail in our promises ever since we started d TAN brand"! All d shirt in d studio was TAN nd 'I liv Gej' on it, I jst couldn't watch d second half cos football has already been politicize, Gej is not only clueless 1, every1 following and supporting him are more clueless than he is............. He has destroy ds great Nation, but we must stand up 2 it come 2015 valentines day n give our self d best Val gift ever by voting out ds pdp, ' I hear d say d devil u knw is beta than d Angel u dnt knw" but ds tym, we ll find d Angel nd knw d Angel, #naijamustbebetter
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Always Claim They Have Been Used And Dumped Once A Guy Leaves Them? by utenwuson: 8:31am On Nov 18, 2014
[quote author=GlorifiedTunde post=28114648]when ladies stop sleeping with a guy they're not married to, they'll stop feeling used!

Sexual immorality is a sin, every guy who sleeps with you take a piece of you away because sex is a covenant each time its done. takes it to where my guy?
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Always Claim They Have Been Used And Dumped Once A Guy Leaves Them? by utenwuson: 7:52am On Nov 18, 2014
Av read all comment both 'for' and 'against' the motion and I still don't understand the phrase 'he used and dumped me' lemme mk ds clear! No matter how beautiful a lady is, she ll use d phrase most often xpecially if she got dis-virgin recklessly, it has goten to a point where gurls should knw ds! Guys/men love virgins to marry, love dating spoilt chics 4 d fun of it! Its a relationship not a death sentence! So d question is how were u use n dumpedhuh Like seriously? He s gvn u what u want/need @ dt particular tym. Imagine me having s*x wt a gurlfrn n she keep screaming harder, harder, harder, common daddy n I was like........wtf
PoliticsRe: Azare Bombing: Death Toll Rises To 31 by utenwuson: 7:28am On Nov 18, 2014
Its now normal, death isn't serious in Naija. Rest in peace 2 d dead!
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls React When Asked"are You A Virgin? by utenwuson: 8:49am On Nov 16, 2014
sallysalsa:
What is ju-men?
A lot of us react to the question based on experience from our interaction from the opposite sex. At 16 I was a virgin and my bf never believed me because I looked like an oversexed teen.I told my second bf and he said o you think I am a fool.today am 25 still a virgin I didn't bother telling the last couple because they won't believe. I now work hard to create an image of an enlightened woman so my gfs won't think am a novice and the guys around me won't see me as a Liar trying to fool them.
V @ 25? When menopause is now hapnin @ 30? Pls go get married or beta stil get kids....... U av tried!
Christianity EtcRe: Akudaya:myth Or Reality? by utenwuson: 8:41am On Nov 16, 2014
There is ds man dt comes to my local government, Idah in kogi state sm tyms back in d early 2000, he was popularly knwn has yurgo man cos he sells yogurt for kids , constructed a base @ d front of his bicycle where he place d big flask(cooler),

One day his people frm anambra got d info dt d man is existing sm where wc was in my place, there trace him down to Idah, when there got close, he was busy preparing is normal routine of yogurt for d day when he sensed smtin, he told d frn dt he was statying with dt he want 2 go to d toilet, he left n sm people came in wt his pic, dt there re looking 4 him, d frn told them to wait so he could get him, dt was d end..no were 2 trace d man, all d pix he took got broken/teared....... When d whole news got into town, we were scared cos we all bought d yogurt @ one point within dt period! Its hapnin!

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