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Wat do u expect when the hubby d*ck is like MTN mass..... Total war has been declare on her V!!! Too bad she ll b bleeding 4 a long tym b4 she bcoms bore

So every1 has goten an X........WTF, let's assume ds nairaland is Nigeria, I leave miss A, she bcoms my x n she goes 2 MR B wc must have left his X mis B, I now start a date wit mis C which must av B as her X........ Ds s really a circle, plss stop ds X things n go for Y

rokiatu:
They were fun while they lasted so I don't regret anything.

how many of Us!

Its only wen u want ur lady 2 knw she ll knw.......... I do av affairs outside my relationship n it mk us stronger xpecially after we argue about it, am entitle to 4 wifes if dts wat I want but wat mk us cheat most tym is............ Its part of wat mk u d man!!!! We re polygamous in Nature, admit it or not, every man want 2 cheat, I really mean every man'!! Wen u re wt ur luv @ d eatery n u see a sexy dressed babe, u ll stil stair. Is jst dt sm re jst too scared of loosing their relationship........ Note!!! We cheat in terms of s*x not loving anoda woman cos I cnt imagine loving anoda lady apart frm my baby! USE condom oooooo

Why is dt am d only1 seeing ds! U move in about a month ago n u v goten very close 2 ur landlady, u bring in different women 2 lyt, she became annoyed n don't talk with u 4 a while, u ll jst do d 'hi n hello' relationship. N leta she ll still b d one talking 2 u? All in a matter of one month?? Oboit

Wen I c people advising Andy, I ll feel their new 2 Nairaland, Andy is d most hilarious liar ever witness by man!

D tin is no matter hw girl sexy....after. Round 3.........u go don tire, na u go shift her hand comot frm ur body. Even if she cheats on me, I ll jst keep her 4 d scrullin parol, nofin more cos m already cheating on her

Yea.........robbery is part of hardwork n it mks me sweat while @ duty....@op am coming 4 ya........ll rob u of ya fackin money n Bleep dt ur cheap LovePeddler...........yu no get sense @ all op....Sex is a gift from God not frm riches. Na u go wan collect person wife cos he no get money, thank God jazz no d too cost 4 my side, na to send u go meet ur rich grand father!

My able comedian presido.....wat did Abati told him sef, oga jona pose like ds mk we convince Nigerians say u d read well well......funny tin is, its about african history' hw does dt one mk ds country a beta place! Every1 surrounding ds clueless jona looks even more clueless than him!

That is why u girls re having so many XXXXX's.........how do u feel watching ur bf do the cooking while u watch a movie? That I can do @ least 4 d 1st 3 visit buh if I believe we re conversant there on' n u stil seat n watch me cook, my dear I wouldn't say a word or complain about it but down within me I knw u will smday b counted among my already complicated XXxxxxx""ssss. Nofin could mk a guy imagine u been his wife than eating ur food wen it taste gud, its as important as s*x in marriage....though most Nigeria gurls ds days can't even mk gud meal........indomie @ their disposal.

So many people typing wat there don't act, u may claim u got disvirgin tru rape! I don't care cos visiting a guy dts wooing u n don't expect him 2 touch u? Now 2 ur question lemme mk ds clear, our parent were able 2 get married stl intact cos as @ then, @16 u re gud to go as a woman, a man @ age 20 ll absolutely get married cos life was easy wen the constitution "bible" was writn, now @ 28 n u cnt feed ur sef,ur partner, pay ur. Bills, n sooo many xpenses n u xpect dt man 2 stay witout sex cos he s dating? Wen d Bible was design, it was investigated according 2 hw d world progressn now it isn't n so SEX is a mind tin along with age! De most enjoyable tin in de world either married or not!

I ll CRUSH her.........wats crush?

From ur story, all u need is s*x from her, we don't cal dah luv! Now lemme educate u on how 2 win such gurls! Play calm, show sm luv, b patient, wen ever she come around don't even try goin close 2 her, mk her fud, plays a lot, funny stuff n try play fighting wif ur pillows, buh back in ur mind is 'I must knack kpekus" wen she s wt a short gown n u mistakenly see her pant, tell her 2 sit alryt! Always show u re a true gentleman...b4 u knw u don destroy d labia. Gurls aint dat wise, "some though"..............buh now u av followed all ds Nairalands guys claiming de did ds did dah! Now don't b confuse, leave her alone, wen next u meet anoda busybody gurl like her! Follow my parol! It works on almost every gurl!

Watchin pornn? Who doesn't watch? Wats bad in. Watchn bluefilm? Any1 who leaves her guy cos of dah has got anoda reason entirely buh jst wanna use d indecency' to move out! #Allgurlswatchporn!

We av played 3 games, we drew. 1 n lost 2... 1 point from possible 9, south africa 7 point! we re left wt 3 games that is 9 point, if we win all games n south africa draw any! we qualify!.........mathematically its facking possible! Buh ds. Is football not Ordinary differential equations

ProFuhrer:
Get out of this thread and return to your secluded section in Nairaland.

pls tell me......d 'section' female pastor

Am a core muslim!! But all in all, if am to b a christain, I ll only worship with the catholic, penticostant/protestant churches don't preach salvation, all there do is how to destroy the enemy/devils, @ least preach how to relate n abide by the words of God in the bible u preach! in the bible, it is clearly writn dt woman are not suppose 2 preach or even ask question in the church rather there should ask their husband wc will now refer it 2 d pastor, now we av women who re PASTORs. Same in the bible it is Wrtn dat the woman hair is her pride n must b covered, wat do we see in church today....display of hair styles........!

Y did u collect her pin She stay on her own d mind her own biznex.....ur busy body cm mk u collect her pin because u tink say she go jst allow u destroy her womb, now she. Cm d ask how come u got d pin, u come Nairaland cm ask how u wan tk ans, abi na we give u her pin?

Av Attended severally....praying 4 d left ones 2 go get married............#every1got eX.....me. Av got Exxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

End tym ladies! Pushing guys 2 steal since Jehovah knws Wen!

I think its only 'andyblaze' dat create uselesss thread.........ds guy is hilarious! Oya pishure of her teln u 2 cm n pishure of u finkin weda 2 cum' @op.......2mr na sallah ooo..hp ram never node u!cum ko cum ni

Elenu plsssss..........

When it comes to suspense, u re jst d best! Every episode has got its own very suspense...let's role!

What d Bleep re u waiting 4? Go ahead n rape her if need be! How re u feeling! Cos ryt now I really feel. Like slapin u

What d Bleep re u waiting 4? Go ahead n rape her if need be! How re u feeling!

Who no like beta tin? See as d gurl fresh like pill Orange! But d creativity guys re putting up wen proposing ds days is really mkn sm of us not visualizing d possibility of getin married d next couple or years 2cm!

kreamidiva: In my own place, if a woman cheats, her husband will fall sick and eventually die unless she confesses. So women wey wan kill their husbands would jejely go and cheat on him!

wink!!! Wc part of d world is dah? Re u from Tanzania? It ll affect d man if he knws about it n stil mk love 2 d wife!

LaRoyalHighness: ..and what happens when married men cheat?

men? Its men's WORLD my dear..........!!! We don't cheat, we only date 2 show how manly we could be!!!