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No b today.... before 2023 God pick my call make me self they Europe they watch them for tv!

Homeboiy:
I spent 11k on a girl on December period

And she told me last week that I'm not trying


For the past 4 days na only twice I don call her.


I no do again as she's an ingrate

try Bleep her make ur 11k no go for nothing....which value they make u spend that amount for something may don open mouth!

Offpoint:
I've never been on a date, any date beyond my room.... simply count me out.

My crush once returned from a long journey and demanded I took her out to eat.
There is this restaurant opposite my street, I've never one day visited there.

I took her there, the first thing I asked the Attender is "How much is your food"
She said "N1000" per plate...
I asked "1k, how many wraps of Fufu and how meats?

She replied "2 wraps and 1 meat"

I could see my crush trying to hide her face cuz she felt embarrassed... but me no send.


I was like: bae make we dey go back house, I go arrange indomie for you... then enter market arrange soup.

like play like play... I carry her go house.

If you like call me broke, I no be gentleman.

I no fit buy 2 Fufu with 1 meat for 1k, plus my own 2k.... ko le se le

2k arrange me better soup plus enough Fufu for 5 days, Ma no go form big boy ontop crush ma come go house make hungry go crush me.

Dey 2 eggs I put for dey indomie still dey pain me till today, e for reach me half Congo of garri.

one in a million nigga,I bow for you,no b those mumu may go dey form speak English may no be there fada language....last last na people like us they shift pant for back!

Reichel99:
You are stingy, how can you spend just 3k naira($8 ) for a person you are trying to build your future with.

build or distroy future with!

This one wan marry at 22 before 50 if you no die then bp....alaye learn work make u Sabi work then u go run for pussies.....money bring bitches!

azimo:
everyone must not reason like you please. Stop being aggressive ain't your mate celebrating 5/6/7/8 years anniversary in marriage? Are they married to ghost or is it not same women from this planet? If your dad was thinking like you your mum would have been single till now, ND there will be no you to come here to write this thanks .

5/6 and 10years anniversary,hw much you pay them.... married or not just give birth,I have 5years old and life is more good and better!ask those in marriage about life,our mothers are not cheap like the bitches around now....just one outing that you spend like just 3k,gbam they go open leg....I go give sure 2odds tomorrow play with 10k to win 20k....use the profit Bleep 3 different ladies weekend....you go understand ladies senero!

JERRY1925:
Sometimes I feel they fall for this shit not because they cheap.. But because we have a way of getting to them.. Because we know their weakness..we know what to say and what not to say.
She probably fell for you because u guys have some connection.
Truth is, it would take a new guy weeks or month to archive what u did in one day.
He might get her, but it won't be that easy.

na lie bros....girl that is cheap is cheap....she is not giving three years relationship attention but someone she just meet!

azimo:
have some respect for women and don't be one sided the truth remains women cheat men and men cheat women but if u felt so much cheated and you can't take it anymore just leave .

which respect apart from mother's.....people like you make this bitches think they got any value,once you meet any bitch just think of how to Bleep her and nothing more,if she Introduce her best friend to you,Bleep her too....all of them na same same!

Bleaching and make up help Nigerian girls!

ThreeBlackBird:
I visited a girl for the weekend in her school. We've always talked about sex and I've always made her know how much I'll scatter her azz when I eventually visit her in school. We got intimate and hot and it was time to penetrate. I told her I was going to pick a condom in my bag and she said NO. Bro, na so I weak, lock up and looked away. I slept next to her there that cold night without touching her. She said she doesn't want her body count to increase since I wasn't dating her, though we dated in the past but I didn't take her seriously.

Guess what! The next morning, she told me, "gentleman! Be doing gentleman!" I was shocked. Shey this babe want make i rape am ni or what kind of fuckery was that? Later that morning, I broke the news to her that I was leaving. She objected but couldn't stop me, I had decided already.

Later that year, Dakolo and Fatoyinbo's case was everywhere. I was grateful to myself and God who made me a gentleman. She or anyone else on the surface of the planet cannot allege me of forced sex.

if you see person way mumu pass u carry am go court!

Ladycewhy:
i knew it was a guy behind this moniker,lol.


If you want to pay for sex then can we scrap relationships so everyone will know its a trade by barter? Cos all this crap about "chop money" is over played.

I rather be paying for sex than go into relationship,what is relationship!

Since November no sex,my 2odds is given joy!

rentAcock:
She cannot say she didn't know he was still dating, a simple google search would've provided the name, picture and even the address of his girlfriend.

Men are polygamous by nature. Monogamy is a man-made concept brought upon by religion and civilisation. There's a reason why you can be married to a supermodel-looking wife but your average looking housegirl will be tripping you. Men are designed to think of sex every 5 seconds, this constant urge for sex is to ensure procreation and the continuation of our specie.

Regardless, it is not an excuse for lacazette to cheat, but it takes a man with great restraint to stay faithful at all times.

na them,.making ladies to be feeling on top of the world with yeye Grammer...later come here to rant how they cheat on them!

3rdavefarms:
The programme was used for election and that is all

but they fufil the promises for 2years did your useless pdp fufil any promise!

Jokerman:
Ronaldo is greater than Messi

but is not great again when Juventus not getting penalty like Madrid!

Sunofgod:
Democracy.....

what has your democracy done for you!

200brides there family history....that not our business,Liverpool win make I cash out!

Heaven on Earth, chop life....baba God answer us too!

In a league away team cannot win match....

Don't know the problems of Nigeria Christian supporting Trump like you think he care about your religion!

Person go tire last last....watin b d use!use ur money play 2odds at least winning 5times a week is ok!

I can never strees myself for anything in this country....

frozen70:
Forget about the fact that women are always wet down there

They are extremely neat in that area

Body Odour is quite different from pussy odour

The real pussy odour doesn't smell bad, it's fragrance is made to arouse a dick

When a man loves a woman, he pulls down her undies and suck that area without even asking you if you have taken a bath

It's only when you date a pigs, you suspect that the area is dirty

If a woman doesn't wash her pussy a whole day, she will just be uncomfortable naturally

Date neat and clean girls and you will be rest assured that she is neater down there

forget love story,make we Bleep ourselves enjoy!

budaatum:
You all just jealous. There's a man for every woman, 10 sef. Na so una plenty reach, like fish in a barrel.

Go Girl, Ellarhh!

the 10 men also have different 5girlfriends each...they just want to add,ena self plenty pass men!

Ejaculate on the 6th press up..not up to 1minute....

Just to Bleep....no added value in relationship!

Because that only what they got to offer,so they offer it like that....you self Bleep pay money na!

No 3 with doggy style will be great!

My new girlfriend is 20,virgin with standing boobs...by October make I do low key marriage with only family members!

Pentasoft1978:
I love Christianity, it teaches tolerance and forgiveness and due process, unlike the other religion that believes in fighting for the prophet and taking revenge...

but doesn't teaches tolerance in church when collecting offering money!

hisexcellency34:
Let them do a film on Gay Mohammed and see if World War 3 won't start right away

they can't try it because Muslim respect there prophet and fight for there religion.....your pastors only fight for church money!

Kekereekun123:
Wild guesses. Let him give is 100 sure odds

gbayi....