₦airaland Forum

SeeWahala:
He is a strong IGBO man 💪 😊

And she is WEAK IGBO girl.
👎👎👎😴😴😴

Greenlandz:
Make them expell that useless olosho girl for that school abeg. Good riddance to bad rubbish

Yeah they've expelled her.
The expulsion letter was also posted on twitter.

Self defense
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WTQgwYuEAB4?feature=share

Steinmann:
CORRUPT GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS ARE NOW BEING PROPERLY ADDRESSED by their former supporters.
IF NOT FOR WEST TURNING BLIND EYE TO CORRUPTION ON NIGERIA, We should have long disposed of corruption in high places.
OUR PROBLEM IN NIGERIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN CORRUPTION, ONLY MORBID LIARS WILL DENY IT.

There's an intervew on YouTube where one Nigerian Army general stated that US was behind Nigeria's Boko Haram.
How?
US will give USAID to NGOs to come and help fight the Boko Haram.
The NGO people would come with millions of Dollars $$$, but won't clearly state their intent.
Through Nigerian corruption, they will buy land, house, jeep, Yatch bigboy life for themselves. Then give small money to Boko Haram to continue buying guns and WINNING against Nigerian army.
Why?
Because if Nigerian army WINS instead , Boko Haram will be defeated and end.
If Boko Haram End, USAID will stop.
If USAID stops, no more Dollars $$$ for the NGO people to live bigboy life style here in Nigeria.
That Nigerian Army General is certain that this is exactly why this Boko Haram has refused to end in Nigeria despite all the years of fighting..
Those NGO people cannot afford to live big boy life back in US because things are very expensive there.
But they can enjoy much benefits here in Nigeria, gateman, gardener, house boy, side chick, driver, cook, 24/7 diesel generator, chicken, hotel... SUV bulletproof, escort...

APCHaram:
Vampire bats are the main vectors of rabies and they are more in the north targeting cattle, goats and sheep.

When they said "barking like a dog" i immediately thought of rabies.
But when they said, "Notorious bandit leader" in the north, I deduced that
he must be living in the bush. But no dogs in the bush.
But I remember this episode of House MD, where a homeless woman
living on the street inside carton, in one 'DIRTY' place was bitten by bats
and contracted rabies as a result.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIrYioXX1xA
So I knew, inside the bush, it must have been bats that bit that bandit guy.
Then Nigerians with their superstition will call it witchcraft or curse.

eddychukwu:
Abi dog bite am for inside bush?

Bat bite.
Bats carry rabies as well and their bite marks are very small.

There's nothing mysterious there
He had rabies and died.
There's no cure for rabies.

Could have been bitten by a dog or a bat.
Bats carry rabies and their bites are very small. You might not notice the bite marks.

Your mouth like "bush" meat
What of City meat?
University meat nko?

The common name is "Animal".

HIT FIRST ABEG.
JUST HIT.

You people should be writing this news in Chinese, because I cannot understand this English anymore.

YoungLionken:
Some of you still don't know that APCheat is worse than a curse to Nigerians...

Country continues to produce nothing, innovate nothing and export nothing.
Why won't things be harder?
The Government is not technology focused.
The Government is not Art focused.
They're not exporting anything, doing anything to make investors come here.
People just go to school to pass exams and run away, not to create or develop anything.
It will continue to get worse.
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Me I would like to live on my piece of land, create my own power, farm my food, defend my land,
and cut of from the f***ing rest of Nigeria.
Abi. What again remains?

Oh. See missed opportunity.
He should have come to meet me. I will do it free for him.
Please anybody interested in nose adjustment, just message me.

Construct construct construct.
Jobs nko?

NothingDoMe:
Can blacks not outsmart the whites? When will blacks start using a reasonable percentage of their brains to advance this region? Retrogressive policies all over Africa. Utter nonsense!

I feel so much pity for half cast people right now

MufasaLion:
Those founders or directors of business that find it difficult to recruit staff are the worst of humans. They use their employees, harass, humiliate and even degrade them as they please. The situation of the country is a major factor that aids them.

And when you become a founder director, you will do worse.

TimeManager:
If you make a prank calls, you would be seriously dealt with.


-Kiss the truth!

For the 1st month only.
After that, anyhow-anyhow resumes

ValarDoharis:
No civilian govt created any state? All created by illegitimate military govts. The states lack legitimacy

You don't seem to understand that Nigeria was colonised
British used GUN and BULLET to colonise Nigeria.
It's not a discussion! It was BY FORCE.
FORCE the creation of the country.
FORCE the initial creation of the regions
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Then after independence, our own black Nigerian military continued with FORCE, GUN AND BULLET.
To force the creation of more states and BEAT THE PEOPLE TO COMPLY.
Everything in Nigeria is FORCE.
That's why this democracy and Tinubu now, is behaving with FORCE and BEAT.
No discussion. BEAT.

KenghisKhan:
Deep

The lady is sleep walking.
She stood up from that bed, walked over to the kitchen in her sleep, and boiled water and burnt her hand, in her sleep.
The brain being the great actor, was making up fantastic dream for her entertainment. Hence the strangeness of the dream.
She later walked back to the bed and slept. Then woke up normally in the morning.

This lady lives alone.
Give her dog, or room mate, someone that sleeps lightly, that will wakeup whenever this lady wakes and all this mystery will end.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKYQPZBskIk?si=zZuzramgzz7XHFLk

The other guy's mess is smelling more than your own mess.
BUT You sha, still mess!
Why did you mess?

EmperorCaesar:


Self-destruct like an aged body cell


Useless decision made in a useless country

When democracy rendered the country into nonsense, what do you expect?
Military will take over and make decisions.
They're not laughing with anybody.

Paraman:
I don't understand how Nigerians are still using 9mobile

Please forgive me.
I forgot the 9mobile SIM in my phone.
That's how I'm still using it.

We should just follow what Mali, burkina Faso, Niger are doing. Cut off from the West and our over dependence on their dollar, use our resource here.
It will boost morale of people.
In fact, those countries kicked out the democratic leaders because the leaders will NEVER change their behavior and corruption.
The current military rulers are handling affairs. And the people are even happy about this and patriotic. I've never heard of such a thing.
In their happiness, all their corruption has reduced. Coat and tie is Western dress. They removed it and wore their own traditional wears. That white wig that lawyers and judges wear on their head is western brainwashing. They removed it from their head and are respecting their own natural hair.
There's videos about all this on YouTube.

CondemnBattery:
Even the banks dont load ATM's with cash any longer.

The is so cos, they chose to sell the cash to pos operators.

Bunch of criminals.

Some weeks back the CBN fined a couple of banks some Million-Million for refusing to
load their ATM.
So they feared and started loading it again.

https://www.nairaland.com/8317214/cbn-fines-nine-banks-n150m

DIVINEEVIDENCE:
You are flesh and blood.

A man who eats, poops and wakes up every morning with a smelly mouth.

Who are you to oppress others when you can go to sleep tonight and be carried out on a mortuary stretcher tomorrow morning?

Who are you to even threaten your fellow man with life and death?

People too do.

This is the Problem with Nigeria.
As separate kingdoms, the monarchs have unlimited power.
But once Nigeria as a nation was created, then AUTOMATICALLY, ALL monarchs fall UNDER federal government powers.
They cannot be more powerful than the federal government anymore.
Doing so is simple treason against the federal government, punishable by death.
Whether you like or you don't like, you are part of Nigeria, and subject to Nigerian federal laws.

Codes151:
It’s crazy.

That rubbish should stop.

If you put money in bank for 2 years, does it get to 1.4m?


Loans % should not deviate far from savings %

If you PUT money in bank, it will never get to that 1.4 m
BUT when you don't have money and go to BORROW money from the bank
they will give some stupid high interest rate.
Banks typically give loans to big guys.. million-million etc
But these loan app guys give small amounts. So they're kind of correct with
their interest rate.
The main issue here is the man probably didn't do what he promised with
the loan, did not get his money back, and then ran away from the loan people.
They did state CLEARLY their payback conditions WHEN he was originally taking
the loan.

Omoawoke:
He should be killed too

You're very stupid.
Delete this thought instantly.

mankan2k7:
My salary is close to 400k, as it is now I have 40k remaining in my account. A good salary should start from 800k

What work do you do, if you don't mind me asking?

GistMedia0:
What is happening to modern marriages? Actions like this can make someone rethink getting married.

Marriage is not by force o.
In Japan, the youth are not marrying.
The ones that married are afraid to have kids because everything is just expense, expense, expense.
Same in South Korea. Too much pressure to succeed.
It's only Africans that are marrying, entering house, realising things are difficult, then looking for how to japa, reaching overseas and still complaining there and doing part2, Japada (return), then come online to complain about their marital problems everyday.

lapintoz:
Chai! See what ndi developers go through just to flex say money na water.. .....

Nna, na wa o...

EXACTLTY!
You are 200% correct!

iLoveYouToo:
Northerners are funny set of people

There's nothing funny about them.
They're actively robbing Nigeria blind.
And somehow, the president with all his police escort
and executive powers CANNOT say anything .

Wordsfrombimpe:
I just finished having a nice dinner that I cook so I decided to check what I missed

You na Dey give you na sef stress on top my content

Just one lady shake this numbers of men

I am truly powerful

It’s amazing to see how powerful my content is

Several times I have decided to not go viral but this time is intentional

Na me fit you na las las

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLy-p4yDTn8?si=GaI96Yq0k6GlO5AI

Don't turn into these Chinese women

Sonnobax15:

This one go too stay for her papa house Tay...

Las las,na give away price her papa go take give her out to any available man

It is very very sad.
In China, they are called "Left over" women. As per, you went to the market to buy fresh vegetables in the morning. By evening time, is only the nyama-nyama left over ones that remain.
And they will still be forming superior.
YouTube is full of their stories.
In fact every country has them.
Older angry bitter complaining women waiting for millionaires to marry them.
Mean while, millionaire guy is picking secondary school/first year girls and going his gentle way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLy-p4yDTn8?si=GaI96Yq0k6GlO5AI