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Career › Re: Is ₦500k Still A Big Money In Nigeria? by uuzba(m): 10:17pm On Feb 27, 2025
All this bullshit post.
I have Maybach, G-Wagon, Tesla and Private jet. Things are really tough for me.
Come and sorry for me.
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Common get out! Idiot.
80k people are on this site. What should those ones now say?
Business › Re: Folorunso Alakija Loses Sight Completely - Sahara Reporters by uuzba(m): 10:25pm On Feb 26, 2025
Christistruth02:
She should go to the Moorfields eye Hospital in London they would treat her successfully
Small thing you run to whiteman. That's how our naira will continue remaining very low valued. The whites believe we are so useless, we cannot help ourselves. Then we are now helping them to confirm very well that we are indeed useless and helpless. Crying to them for everything.
Business › Re: Folorunso Alakija Loses Sight Completely - Sahara Reporters by uuzba(m): 10:11pm On Feb 26, 2025
nairavsdollars:
Take her to Redemption Camp
No O.
Bring her to my house.
I will do it..
Just drop deposit 10 million first.
Business › Re: Which Of These Coins Did You Spend? by uuzba(m): 10:18pm On Feb 25, 2025
tnerro1:
Una don old oooo, later una go dey talk anyhow for this forum 😂😂
Do you know who says what on this forum?
Business › Re: Which Of These Coins Did You Spend? by uuzba(m): 10:17pm On Feb 25, 2025
Angelfrost:
The real question should actually be:

Which of these coins did you SEE?!! tongue
Leave spending fess... Na Gen Z and Alpha full social media now o.
So we that are neither Gen Z or Gen Alpha, what should we do? We should not look at social media again?
Oya come and remove me. I'm waiting.
Politics › Re: Dangote Peugeot Plant Hits 44,000 Annual Capacity With Tech-Driven Production by uuzba(m): 7:22pm On Feb 24, 2025
DryMouth:
People still dey buy peugeot?
This car nearly made me commit su*cide grin
It wasnt a funny experience
Faff-oh-four Abi which one?
Politics › Re: Dangote Peugeot Plant Hits 44,000 Annual Capacity With Tech-Driven Production by uuzba(m): 7:21pm On Feb 24, 2025
JuanDeDios:
But do people still buy Peugeot? Well, maybe government will start patronising it again. And make it Dangote Industries' official car.
Tomorrow now, they will use Billion-Billion to buy SUV for Senate.
TV/Movies › Re: Multichoice Hikes DSTV, GOTV Prices by uuzba(m): 7:18pm On Feb 24, 2025
mastermaestro:
The economy is ruined! sad
Western nations can only survive when they extract Nigerias resources but leave the country in wreck and ruins without any functioning industry.
China only did a deal to build railway and some roads with that their CCECC company, provided they can extract minerals and carry Home. Only them tried. Western World no try at all. They were even sponsoring Boko haram terrorists to finish us.
TV/Movies › Re: Multichoice Hikes DSTV, GOTV Prices by uuzba(m): 7:13pm On Feb 24, 2025
AllBlack:
Yes. Let them increase it.

Nigerians pay the lowest prices for cable TV in the world. - Reno Omokirikiri
And earn the lowest minimum wage in the world.
Crime › Re: Two Ladies Caught Stealing A Dentist’s Phone At Hospital (Photos) by uuzba(m): 3:22am On Feb 23, 2025
chatinent:
Some CCTV has an AI human-follow or track feature.
AI AI.
Has any thief been caught in this Nigeria after viewing CCTV footage.?
Crime › Re: Two Ladies Caught Stealing A Dentist’s Phone At Hospital (Photos) by uuzba(m): 3:20am On Feb 23, 2025
themanderon:
I hate people that steal especially women.
People that steal are called thieves.
I hate thieves.
Crime › Re: Two Ladies Caught Stealing A Dentist’s Phone At Hospital (Photos) by uuzba(m): 3:19am On Feb 23, 2025
Tecno66:
Not one camera.
Has any thief been caught in this Nigeria after all this CCTV footage?
Politics › Re: Bauchi Chief Judge Raises Concern Over Rising Cases Of Witchcraft In Court by uuzba(m): 9:08am On Feb 22, 2025
UncleAyo:
Alot of our people manifest their ignorance with bold. We are in a society where people for ideas in their heads and want others to believe it.
This thing you said...
Hmm...
I came across a video of Nigerian guy, talking about Babangida's book launch.
How people were clapping when he said that Abiola won the election, but he annuled it.
That guy said, Nigerians can be extremely stupid. How can you be clapping for a
criminal's confession?
That's why he hates joining clubs or societies. That Nigerian's behave very stupid
when they gather.
This is the link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYNYQLK2j7E&t=856s
Politics › Re: Bauchi Chief Judge Raises Concern Over Rising Cases Of Witchcraft In Court by uuzba(m): 9:03am On Feb 22, 2025
What of rising cases of 419 and corruption?
You didn't see those ones to complain about?
Celebrities › Re: Portable Arraigned For ‘assaulting’ Ogun Officials by uuzba(m): 12:20pm On Feb 20, 2025
Why is he covering his face?
It is him na? !
We already know.
Education › Re: Nigerian School Goes Viral For Teaching Students A Foreign Accent (photos/video) by uuzba(m): 7:19pm On Feb 19, 2025
GOFRONT:
See these useless Reactor Netizens wen nor know their right from their left........These same reactors called Netizens underwent their Primary, secondary and tertiary education and all they were taught throughout these stages was in English language..........They never complained and say No, we need to be taught in our Native language oo........You allowed yourselves to be lectured in English language, The textbooks you read (Red) was written and published in English........Una no complain then oo.......Nobody protested for textbooks such as Osei Yaw Ababio's New school chemistry, MW Anyakoha's New school physics to be written and taught in Nigerian Native languages oo

China go write their chemistry textbook in China language.......Russia go write their accountin textbook in Russian language...........But you see a Nigerian Author?? Make I no talk. But imagine the Academic wonders we for perform if our schools leacture us in our Various Native languages.....

But here they are criticizing a school for teaching her students Foreign accents.........Isnt this a misplaced Priority?? Yeye Netizens always reacting rubbish..

Abeg make una let those kids learn their accents in peace.
Nigeria has 500 languages.
How many books do you want us to write?
Politics › Re: Lagos State Intensifies Efforts To Translate Laws Into Yoruba by uuzba(m): 8:44am On Feb 18, 2025
kclee:
Lagos no want ''No man's land'' title.
Exactly
Lagos is a Yoruba state, whether you like it or not.
The next step will be to disown any non-Yoruba persons born in Lagos.
Prevent non-Yoruba from holding any type of public office in Lagos.
Followed by prevent non-Yoruba from owning any property in Lagos.
Slowly, everybody will find their way back to their own states, say a big f*** You to other tribes and divide Nigeria very well.
Let the country fall appart in peace.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukraine Will Not Recognise Us-russia Peace Deal, Zelensky Warns by uuzba(m): 8:56pm On Feb 17, 2025
porthouse7:
what of Arab that wear jalabia, or Pakistan that tie wrapper
Bomb throwers...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukraine Will Not Recognise Us-russia Peace Deal, Zelensky Warns by uuzba(m): 7:24pm On Feb 17, 2025
porthouse7:
does he look like a comedian after holding Russia for 3yrs, na u be be the real comedian
When his mates are wearing coat, he will be wearing T-shirt.
Which kind of wrong pikin is this man sef.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukraine Will Not Recognise Us-russia Peace Deal, Zelensky Warns by uuzba(m): 7:20pm On Feb 17, 2025
InstanetTV:
Trump is just acting like a big bully, how on earth can you broker a peace deal between two parties in the absence of one, that's blatantly disrespectful and arrogant to say the least.
Oya, go and beat him.
Is it now you are knowing that America is a bully regardless of which party is in power?
Why are we using $$$ Dollars in international trade? Why not Naira?
Abeg, I don't expect anything less than forced wars or forced peace from America.
We should face our own front.
Career › Re: Nigerian Salon Where First Class Degree Holders Work As Cleaner, Gateman by uuzba(m): 12:27pm On Feb 17, 2025
Yugoslavia247:
If she is not first class or second class upper then it is to spite them.

The joy some people have denigrating first class because they did not put in effort to get it.

Or maybe out of goodwill.

Or maybe taking the best from the rest.
You that have the 1st class, why are you working under somebody that doesn't have 1st class?
Doesn't that show how daft you are?
Why can't you use that 1st class to form your own business and employ 3rd cllas people under you?
Because you are daft with a useless degree.
Nobody is owing you anything.
Education › Re: ASUU Sends Letter Of Commendation To UNIZIK Lecturer Who Was Assaulted by uuzba(m): 12:51pm On Feb 16, 2025
SeeWahala:
Weak igbo girl that can tear the man's clothes and rough handle him to that extent? shocked

Okay cool
Weak in Brain and Sense.
Powerful in Yam-Legs and Crocodile Teeth.
cool
Education › Re: ASUU Sends Letter Of Commendation To UNIZIK Lecturer Who Was Assaulted by uuzba(m): 12:49pm On Feb 16, 2025
SeeWahala:
Exactly 💯 wink didn't you see how strong she was? Tearing the clothes and biting the man herself without any help cool

She's a strong (but foolish) igbo girl too tongue all Igbos are strong

cc ppogba
She's an Akpu & Eba-Eating-Powerzoid!
With THICK, YAM HAIRY LEGS.
She eats Hydrocarbons!
Not Carbohydrates.
Education › Re: ASUU Sends Letter Of Commendation To UNIZIK Lecturer Who Was Assaulted by uuzba(m): 12:44pm On Feb 16, 2025
Morbeta11:
ASUU just qenched the light of hope in the girl's academic tunnel....QED

She should seek admission into University Of Tik Tok
Simple and short
Education › Re: ASUU Sends Letter Of Commendation To UNIZIK Lecturer Who Was Assaulted by uuzba(m): 12:43pm On Feb 16, 2025
SeeWahala:
He is a strong IGBO man 💪 😊
And she is WEAK IGBO girl.
👎👎👎😴😴😴
Education › Re: ASUU Sends Letter Of Commendation To UNIZIK Lecturer Who Was Assaulted by uuzba(m): 12:21pm On Feb 16, 2025
Greenlandz:
Make them expell that useless olosho girl for that school abeg. Good riddance to bad rubbish
Yeah they've expelled her.
The expulsion letter was also posted on twitter.
Education › Re: Things You Were Not Taught In School, That Your Children Must Learn by uuzba(m): 10:29pm On Feb 15, 2025
Politics › Re: We Will Respond Assertively Against Canada For Denying Visa To CDS - Matawalle by uuzba(m): 9:50am On Feb 15, 2025
Steinmann:
CORRUPT GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS ARE NOW BEING PROPERLY ADDRESSED by their former supporters.
IF NOT FOR WEST TURNING BLIND EYE TO CORRUPTION ON NIGERIA, We should have long disposed of corruption in high places.
OUR PROBLEM IN NIGERIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN CORRUPTION, ONLY MORBID LIARS WILL DENY IT.
There's an intervew on YouTube where one Nigerian Army general stated that US was behind Nigeria's Boko Haram.
How?
US will give USAID to NGOs to come and help fight the Boko Haram.
The NGO people would come with millions of Dollars $$$, but won't clearly state their intent.
Through Nigerian corruption, they will buy land, house, jeep, Yatch bigboy life for themselves. Then give small money to Boko Haram to continue buying guns and WINNING against Nigerian army.
Why?
Because if Nigerian army WINS instead , Boko Haram will be defeated and end.
If Boko Haram End, USAID will stop.
If USAID stops, no more Dollars $$$ for the NGO people to live bigboy life style here in Nigeria.
That Nigerian Army General is certain that this is exactly why this Boko Haram has refused to end in Nigeria despite all the years of fighting..
Those NGO people cannot afford to live big boy life back in US because things are very expensive there.
But they can enjoy much benefits here in Nigeria, gateman, gardener, house boy, side chick, driver, cook, 24/7 diesel generator, chicken, hotel... SUV bulletproof, escort...
Politics › Re: Notorious Bandit Leader Kachalla Dan Lukuti Dies After Barking Like A Dog by uuzba(m): 9:11am On Feb 14, 2025
APCHaram:
Vampire bats are the main vectors of rabies and they are more in the north targeting cattle, goats and sheep.
When they said "barking like a dog" i immediately thought of rabies.
But when they said, "Notorious bandit leader" in the north, I deduced that
he must be living in the bush. But no dogs in the bush.
But I remember this episode of House MD, where a homeless woman
living on the street inside carton, in one 'DIRTY' place was bitten by bats
and contracted rabies as a result.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIrYioXX1xA
So I knew, inside the bush, it must have been bats that bit that bandit guy.
Then Nigerians with their superstition will call it witchcraft or curse.
Politics › Re: Notorious Bandit Leader Kachalla Dan Lukuti Dies After Barking Like A Dog by uuzba(m): 9:34pm On Feb 13, 2025
eddychukwu:
Abi dog bite am for inside bush?
Bat bite.
Bats carry rabies as well and their bite marks are very small.
Politics › Re: Notorious Bandit Leader Kachalla Dan Lukuti Dies After Barking Like A Dog by uuzba(m): 9:32pm On Feb 13, 2025
There's nothing mysterious there
He had rabies and died.
There's no cure for rabies.

Could have been bitten by a dog or a bat.
Bats carry rabies and their bites are very small. You might not notice the bite marks.

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