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AnalyticEngine:
Lol. I need a new phone. The word 'new' is key

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Haha...I know..I read it..but some folks could be here who might show interest...
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Your thread is more like a pillar....

Samsung SM-G7102 for sale...
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Samsung SM-G7102 for sale...
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She brought me out of my comfort zone and made me a *Beast*...
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#NotOneFvckGiven.

TrapQueen77:




Uyisteven bobo.... Come and join this one ooo

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Thanks Babe...Am going write one now..lol.

Daniyemi:
Your school certificate or statement of result.
Your WAEC/NECO results.
Your school ID card.
Any Affidavit you did in support of anything you are laying claim to.
Your call up letter.

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Didn't know of the bolded one...thanks..Appreciate.

Mimidiva:
If E-money is kid, then his kids are what?

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Doll Babies.

Please can someone list the exact documents needed in camp for registration?
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Meanwhile, States choosen are: kwara,kadunna,ondo and Enugu.

Please what do they mean by off-white colour passport photograph for registration?

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Thanks.

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finalboss1:
warris this

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Som1 can not play with you??..

Xiadnat:
Thats lovely. Its being years since a guy has written poems for me--

What a lost art of romantic gestures- love letter wriring that is. Nowadays, they rather type it on social media and or post for public. Smh.....

..... give me some good old school magic!!

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Haha...On behalf of the General Male Species[however annoying we are], I do apologise on their behalf...
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Am glad you found it lovely..
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Maybe one of this days, I might get to bombard you with some few writeups..

Dantee005:
Wow...Cool write up....no offense bro bt naija babes only lyk dis online..Real case scenario is quite different... bt i guess u already know na...

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Hahaha....Majority not all sha....I have a girlfriend that implores me to write at least one poem for her every week.
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Serious trouble if I don't deliver..

Nenye75:
Nicely written

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Wow..Thanks Miss.
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Haven't seen this face before.
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You among the fine girls hiding in the dark places of Nairaland abi...

makydebbie:



from glory to glory

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That's my New be and definitely where am going.

makydebbie:
yea I really do

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It's a good thing we both Winners..
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Always knew fine ladies could be found in that church.. (I go there for the bible tho.. )

TrapQueen77:





Only if every man can expressed their feelings like this, maybe there will be no cheating...

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The Most Expensive TrapQueen in the house...
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I had you in mind...
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Thanks Love!

makydebbie:
this is cute

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Makydebb.ie loves it..
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Am finally doing something right.

Idydarling:
nice poem

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Coming from your lips, they are words to hold tight unto...
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Thank you...

ezeagu:
Neat manner? Do you know what a rat is? Have you seen the size and the teeth of rats? What material would you use to protect your food against hoards of razor tooth rats? Do you know the devastation rats have caused to human society through plagues and famines? When was the last time you heard that a python killed somebody? Guy, just accept that you did not think this python holocaust thing out well enough.

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Oga, it's not like there would be battalions of rats in one's house..
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I have seen Rats.
-the normal rats,
-the long nose rats
-Those ones that even whistle sef
and the ones that have finally graduated into rabbits because of their size....
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Still, they can't be compared to @least two pythons living in your house....

ubyways:
was the snake making any attempt to squeeze any one? according to the op, the snake was moving in it natural habitat while recession frustrated fisherman went and kill it. I don't know what is wrong with blacks. soon our children will not know what python looks like because their hungry fathers were killing them for food .

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What you suffeeing from is called *short sightedness*...
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You are just talking of the present...Haven't you heard of Prevention is better than Cure..
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Would that be the only farmer/person to go to that river

Would the snake just miraculously disappear wen it gets in2 d water??...What guarantee is there that the python won't linger on thereby posing a real threat to the *unknowingly new visitors to that water *..
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Think Big Mr

ezeagu:
Rats are more poisonous than pythons, pythons avoid people but rats have been known to devour people.

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it all depends on preserving your foodstocks and every other thing of edible consumption in a very neat manner...
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That problem is resolved...
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whereas for a Python, I have niece and nephews that are quite adventurous...The risk is too great to take...

Layksaide:
We need to grow up in this country, The Python was leaving back to the water and no a threat to him and he should be arrested for that. lalastically, I will personally write to FG to send you to recession if you promote the killing of wildlife anymore. I believe I have supporters on this.

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What about the next person going to that same river to fetch water or swim...Let's just say kids going there to play...Unaware of the huge snake there..
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Until it devours one child b4 it should be killed...
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It's Sunday..Reason with your Brain Please...

ezeagu:
I hope the consequent rat infestation visits your home first.

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Rat I can deal with..Hell, they should even give birth....At least I know mysef and my siblings cannot be strangled in our sleep by them.

kinibigdeal:
In some few years to now, python will go into extinction in Nigeria.

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Make e go...Until dey squeeze person 2 death or swallow full family dat is when u would call for them to be killed abi...

jonhemma11:
Brilliant Nigerian Makes History in the United Kingdom

Ignatius Akpabio, an Indigene of Akwa Ibom state, has won the British Petroleum Prize for the best project on the course at the School of Computing Science and Digital Media’s 2016 Annual Awards Ceremony of the Robert Gordon University, UK.

A Nigerian Masters student who has graduated with distinction from Robert Gordon University (RGU) in Aberdeen is also celebrating picking up an industry prize for his academic performance.

Ignatius Akpabio (23),graduated with an MSc in IT for the Oil and Gas Industry in July, and was awarded the BP prize for the best project on the course at the School of Computing Science and Digital Media’s annual awards ceremony.

Ignatius said:

“I feel very excited to have won this prize as I didn’t expect it and I’m very grateful to the best project supervisor anyone can have, Dr Iain Pirie, for been very supportive of me during the implementation of my MSc project.”

Ignatius decided to embark on the course due to its unique nature in the higher education sector, as well as the growing importance of the oil and gas industry in his home country.

“Oil and gas being the major source of GDP in Nigeria means that the future of the country might well depend on the sector,” he said. “I’m a strong proponent of the ‘Nigeria of Tomorrow’ and therefore, in every possible way I want to contribute my own quota to the development of my country. 

“Coming from an IT background, I would like to use IT to develop and improve the oil and gas sector.”

Ignatius developed an inventory management system for an oil and gas servicing company as part of his MSc project, which was able to monitor and ensure effective management of goods to and from the warehouses and also record sales and purchases of goods while automatically updating stock levels with each transaction. 

He said: “Implementing the system was very challenging as it consists of a lot of functionalities. It was developed as a web application to aid authorised access from anywhere around the world as long as there is connection to the internet.”

Ignatius added: “The MSc course content itself is a very rich one which encompasses modules from core oil and gas engineering, petroleum geoscience and information technology. 

“I have found my time at RGU very rewarding and the School, alongside dedication on my part, has helped me improve on my software development skills. 

“Thanks to lecturers like Dr David Lonie and Dr Angela Siegel, I found software development very interesting and this enabled me to excel exceedingly well in both modules.”

Despite offers to stay back abroad, Akpabio has resolved to return home to pursue the Nigerian dream!

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/09/brilliant-nigerian-man-ignatius-akpabio.html

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Wow....I surely know this guy..My Ex-roomate at Covenant University....
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funny enough, he actually wasn't allowed to study what he wanted to because he failed Physics in Waec...
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when God wants to bless you, there is no stopping you...
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Congrats Bro.

Jay542:
They are not still as intelligent as their fees tho

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ur opinion...However, it's full of crapp....

miteolu:
What is the size of tiny joystick in inches?

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7 inches Erect....