Romance › Re: When A Girl That Once Rejected You Is Still Unmarried by uyisteven(m): 12:05pm On Sep 03, 2016 |
agrovick: Nairaland's version of the trailer jam show ****** Haha...Your head dey der..... |
Romance › Re: Ass Enlargement Gone Bad! Viewers Discretion Strongly Advised!!! by uyisteven(m): 1:22am On Sep 03, 2016 |
Who send me this one . . The exact words bombarding her mind right now.. |
Romance › Re: When A Girl That Once Rejected You Is Still Unmarried by uyisteven(m): 12:43am On Sep 03, 2016 |
numericalguy: Tired and washed out spinster spotted. . . Wait 4 it. . xendra: nope, if I was tired I'll settle for your kind  . . Chai....My head is spinning..  |
Politics › Re: Zuckerberg Presents Facebook Drone To Buhari (photos) by uyisteven(m): 11:00pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
Nickymezor: No p. **** Am curious please, how do a young man *politely* slides into a lady'z DM? |
Politics › Re: Zuckerberg Presents Facebook Drone To Buhari (photos) by uyisteven(m): 9:52pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
Nickymezor: oh , I see ****** Am being less of a gentleman...Apologies.. |
Romance › Re: Ghanaians Jealous About Zuckerberg Visit To NG N KN. (pic) by uyisteven(m): 9:19pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
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Politics › Re: Zuckerberg Presents Facebook Drone To Buhari (photos) by uyisteven(m): 8:59pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
Nickymezor: okay. Gud Luck in ur search o ***** Hol' up Hol' up...You were kind to point it out...It's only fair you the right person. |
Celebrities › Re: Jidenna Visits His Primary School In Enugu by uyisteven(m): 8:56pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
And here I thought my own broken screen bad wella..
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Politics › Re: Zuckerberg Presents Facebook Drone To Buhari (photos) by uyisteven(m): 8:44pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
Nickymezor: Yeah I knw dat....it cud jst to problem sha ***** Yea...I kinda have a *slight tendency* 2 cause some challenges [Problems are bad] . . Still lukin 4 one who cud help me minimise that damage. |
Politics › Re: Zuckerberg Presents Facebook Drone To Buhari (photos) by uyisteven(m): 8:16pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
Nickymezor:
... Na trouble u dey find ni? ***** Na only question I ask o..  |
Politics › Re: Zuckerberg Presents Facebook Drone To Buhari (photos) by uyisteven(m): 5:11pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
Abeg where Kenya drone dey??... . . . |
Romance › Re: Guy Tests His Girlfriend's Faithfulness With A Fake Account On Social Media by uyisteven(m): 11:37am On Sep 02, 2016*. Modified: 10:26pm On Sep 03, 2016 |
That's how my babe tried this ish on me...not knowing that as a bad guy, I don already code... . . That was how I used style 2 praise d living shiit out of her..and blocked her friend...Now am her Super Man.  ****Modified with Proof Of Life**** But really, why do people do dis thingz  .. . .
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Crime › Re: Old Woman With Big Belly Humiliated For "Witchcraft" In Delta State. Photos by uyisteven(m): 8:28am On Sep 01, 2016 |
neoapocalypse: Lol , you overspiritualise things. I'm yet to see one till this day , we only hear that they exist or are they so elusive ? ***** I can't start trying 2 convince u if they do exist...it's not like am telling u to believe in Christ or anytin.... . . So, goodluck in ur search 4 them... |
Crime › Re: Old Woman With Big Belly Humiliated For "Witchcraft" In Delta State. Photos by uyisteven(m): 2:27am On Sep 01, 2016 |
neoapocalypse: Funny thing is you're actually buttressing her point and you still don't realise it ***** Not really in the habit of arguing wit an individual that charms/witches do exist...We are in a world wer every soul is entitled to his/her own opinion. . . You believe witches/wizards/charms don't exist, good for you...keep tinking its a deranged lunatic with an abnormal tumor... My prayer is that you don't get pressed in the night or like Nairalanders wud say, they don't locate your photo to blow their fire. |
Crime › Re: Old Woman With Big Belly Humiliated For "Witchcraft" In Delta State. Photos by uyisteven(m): 9:46pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
TheArchangel: Shut the hell up. Why didn't this witch transform, disappear or vanish from the scene.
A terminally I'll woman with a distended abdomen probably a tumor or ascites is being accused of being a witch by backward thinking process of homo africanus. ***** An Arm robber who has bn deemed "fortified" with all sorts of charms wen caught, why doesn't he escape or disappear...maybe even implore dem 2 shoot him nd see if d bullets wud pass tru.... . . Examine your head Miss... |
Crime › Re: Old Woman With Big Belly Humiliated For "Witchcraft" In Delta State. Photos by uyisteven(m): 9:35pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
Seun: Religion strikes again. Witches do not exist. There are no witches. That's why accused witches never fly away. Nobody deserves this treatment. **** Oga Se.un, if not that you the one that created this forum and am not interested in spending eternity in Prison, I would have written down all d contents stored up in my mind. . . Did they force the words into the lady's mouth 2 say she literally took d pregnancy?....You claim witches do not exist, you have made quite some amount from N/L. Please buy a ticket and take a trip 2 Edoh..Esan 2 be specific...den piss off one old lady/man/even a young gal...let's see if u wud share this same view wen u "miraculously make it back alive wit N/L intact* |
Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Hangs Out With Mark Zuckerberg (see Photo) by uyisteven(m): 8:55pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
ogawisdom: True but my house boy dresses better his dress sense is zero wearing one cloth for 3 day is dirty. Wearing one tee shirt for 3 days n counting he may be super rich but very dirty with absolute zero dressing sense dts nt simplicity to me abeg ***** Oga go and watch a documentary showing Mark's wardrobe style...You would definitely discover that 98% of his clothings are jeans with grey t-shirtz + hoodies..So u seeing him on a particular top doesn't mean dats all he brought. |
Romance › Re: Man Buys His UNILAG Girlfriend A Car For Accepting His Proposal by uyisteven(m): 1:17am On Aug 30, 2016 |
Doublyu: what can i say? i dont want to say anytn bad other than congrats to her...
but Baba God... biko pik my call na. ***** Sorry, Your call can not be completed at the moment due to the fact that you didn't register your line on time. . . Please visit any of our designated outlets located close to you... |
Events › Re: See What This Bride Wore On Her Wedding Day (pics) by uyisteven(m): 2:14pm On Aug 29, 2016 |
***** The groom and bride are both walking by Faith and not by sight....  |
Education › Re: Fathia Ayodele Kareem Wins 12 Out Of 15 Awards In School In Ghana by uyisteven(m): 1:21pm On Aug 29, 2016 |
***** Na only her plus her teachers dey dat school  ...Wer d rest of d crew dey. |
Pets › Re: 100 Lawyers To Defend Joachim Iroko Chinakwe by uyisteven(m): 9:05pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
vanbonattel: I love baboons, and need to buy a baboon tomorrow, what name shall I give it?  **** Sai Bubu....  |
Romance › Re: Strange Voices. by uyisteven(op): 1:28am On Aug 28, 2016 |
Tallesty1: *in a village headmaster's voice* What type of this is this? ***** Something of little Consequence. |
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Properties › Re: Lawyer condemns new Lagos law legalising ‘foundation fee’ by uyisteven(m): 7:50am On Aug 26, 2016 |
sobmos: Look at it from another angle... It's a welcome development, legalizing the so called "foundation fee" is an act devised by the Lagos state government to curb the incessant troubles by the land grabbers (omo onile)... Once you pay your foundation fee that's the end of the story, if after paying your foundation fee and you're still troubled by the omo oniles, that makes it illegal,and you can sue them in court.... If you live in ikorodu you'll understand what I'm saying, the omo oniles are the general overlords in ikorodu, after paying for a piece of land , the omo onile can collect it back and there's nothing you can do about it. People should look at this new law from a different angle, you'll find that it's the lasting solution to this so called omo onile brouhaha. **** Ma friend, read that tin well...how is dat a welcome development  ...Foundation fee could be twice or triple the amount u initially bought it... . If u can't pay, it's as simple of them taking the land back...No specified stipend was stated..So, it's left 4 d family 2 set d fee at any price dey deem fit...Tell me, can u cough out #60million 4 a land u initially bought @ #100million  ...Xcept u plan of going in2 farming which they cud still hold u for opening up the ground 2... |
Romance › Re: 13 Hilarious Images You Will Relate To If You’ve Ever Entered A Keke Napep B4. by uyisteven(m): 8:38pm On Aug 25, 2016*. Modified: 9:39pm On Aug 25, 2016 |
mhisbliss: op shouldn't have mentioned me with that pic, its rude, annoying and its bullying, i didn't report him but i find it offensive, i was only pointing out that this same thread has been created before, with same pictures used in same context as the op, how can two different people who doesn't know each other create the same thread, use the same pics and most of all same words? What a coincidence i tried looking for the link but couldn't find it, so i stand my ground call it whatever you like this is a copied work, just visited tbis thread and saw that you all are talking about me for pointing it out like i wronged you ***** Madam..Have a chill pill and take several seats...4 folks who haven't even had a glance of d prev thread, let's enjoy dis 1... |
Romance › Re: Lets Play!! You Have $10m But Can Only Buy One Thing – What Would You Buy? by uyisteven(m): 1:44am On Aug 25, 2016 |
TrapQueen77:
eehhnn ..
Tatz not part of the kweshun sha... **** Lol...I know but doesn't mean u shouldn't tink about it... . . Am sorry but your *jet flexing* won't last a week.  |
Romance › Re: Lets Play!! You Have $10m But Can Only Buy One Thing – What Would You Buy? by uyisteven(m): 1:06am On Aug 25, 2016 |
TrapQueen77: Haahhaha... Since when u can park ur aircraft in the garage? Nawa for u ooo... ***** I mean u only allowed 2 buy just *1 tin wit d whole money* and probably not allowed 2 sell it..u choosing a jet... . . My question is wer do u plan of getting *xtra*money 4 maintenance/paying 4 a hangar spot. |
Romance › Re: Lets Play!! You Have $10m But Can Only Buy One Thing – What Would You Buy? by uyisteven(m): 5:47pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
Pinkiwinki: lol o please! I know the bible more than you do, but if you realise how much i will be making from the billion dollar porn empire a year, you will know i made good investment. Its not only that, im going to be investing in sexual oriented movies like game of thrones, fifty shades of grey and spatacus. ***** For calling Spartacus, Oya come collect the Money already. You Don win. |
Romance › Re: Lets Play!! You Have $10m But Can Only Buy One Thing – What Would You Buy? by uyisteven(m): 5:35pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
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Romance › Strange Voices. by uyisteven(op): 7:28pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
I probably should tag some Few *Beauty Queens* I find adorable...Plus they kinda like Poetry{at least I think they do}....And Guys, I have checked...They are all stunning Ladies.. . Starting with *The Beautiful Fraih, ** Delectable TrapQueen77 ***Most Adorable Laveda ****Sweet Ireneony *****Miss Estharfabian...Oh wait..She's not a fan of poetry..Ma Bad, ******The Famous Mimzy *******And My Personal Favourite, Most Expensive Oliviaarims.  
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Steven Steven! Pull yourself together Stop drooling profusely
She's Beautiful We all can see that No one is that blind to disagree But this isn't the right way.
Strange thoughts forming in my soul. Get off me. Eyes should never be taking off her A momentarily blink A slight shift in glance And *Perfection* would be lost.
Am trapped For once in my life I have no intention of breaking free.
Let me bask in your presence Miss Fill my eyes to the brim Till I can take no more.
You all I want A touch of your lips, Fingers running through your hair Steamy hands parting those thighs What more can I wish for.
But wait a minute, What is this? whispers caressing my Ears Strange voices urging me up
Steven Steven! Wake up you F00l You dreaming again Keep Stealing Shakespeare's journals You never getting her with that
A thousand words spoken A million writeups spilled And you not an inch closer In making her yours
Give up now Save yourself from this foolish quest Or haven't you heard? The good guys never gets the girl.
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Romance › Re: A Lil Piece Of Wisdom... by uyisteven(m): 12:02pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
Oliviaarims: There can be no lasting peace no matter how hard we try if we do not first make peace with the past. It is by this act that we can forgive ourselves and others. This forgiveness brings peace to us and to others. No one can beat his chest claiming to have no skeleton in the closet of his past, skeletons that take the shape of words, actions, assumptions and all. We are all imperfect and our imperfections endear us to ourselves. Let me explain what I just said. When we wrong someone, naturally a chasm is created, a rift birthed by negative energy. When we admit our wrong and apologise, a counter energy is produced also naturally to fill the rift, to erase the chasm. The hurt felt from the wrong reveals to us that we could have lost the relationship, this makes the one more dear to the other. This is why some people will hold on to each other because of nothing but what they've been through together. Life is not as tough as we make it, our continuous attempts to pick wants over needs have complicated things for us. Remember, when all else fails, love never does, and the best way to feel love is to give it.
Alabi Idahor Osawaru ***** My first attempt of derailing. . . Am tempted 2 use one of your pic I probably stole as homescreen..Tried it once and it was *insanely* Beautiful...But that cud be classified as *Grade A* stalking...Too young for that. |