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Car TalkRe: This Nigerian's Response To British Man's Tweet About Car Horns Is Hilarious by uyisteven(m): 8:06pm On Sep 26, 2016
Gerrard59:
The British man is right. You don't hoot the horn recklessly; thereby disturbing people everywhere. Including young children, the elderly and persons who want to have peace of mind.

There are places in the world where IF you hoot your horn, you get fined and arrested. Hopefully, a law will be enacted and enforced (our issue na enforcement) that will see reckless hooters arrested and their cars siezed.



....... And Nigerians wonder why there's a rise in mental and otological problems.
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The last time Naija(Lagos) did *No Horn Day*, o boi, see accidents....grin
NYSCRe: Post All Problems Relating To JAMB Regularization Here - Let's Treat Them by uyisteven(m): 2:35pm On Sep 26, 2016
kaysy:
@uyisteven

You don't have any challenge going for NYSC, as long as the name there is yours.. just use that Reg number like that, nothing will happen
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it is my name and my passport there on jamb's website...
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Thanks Boss...Appreciate.
NYSCRe: Post All Problems Relating To JAMB Regularization Here - Let's Treat Them by uyisteven(m): 2:20pm On Sep 26, 2016
[quote author=kaysy post=49626666]*****
oga boss, so I placed my reg number in2 jamb website and got this:
Congratulations AGHO UYI AGHEDO !!!
You Have Been Offered Admission for a 4 - Year FIRST
DEGREE Programme into
COVENANT UNIV. ,CAANALAND ,OTA OGUN STATE..
Course COMPUTER SCIENCE in the Faculty of SCIENCES .

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the thing is, that wasn't the program I studied...The admission office in my school said I needed to do d regularisation(that was before I checked the jamb portal)...
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do I still go ahead with the regularisation or I don't have any challenge going for NYSC dis year when the registration begins. ..
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I graduated from covenant University tho....
Christianity EtcRe: Unclad Man Found In A Benin Church (Photos, Video) by uyisteven(m): 8:49am On Sep 21, 2016
keylo:
Where the wings? undecidedWhere the wings?
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Dey der dey find wingz...
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Until it presses u... grin
RomanceRe: Igbo Girls And Women Are Still The Most Beautiful In Nigeria by uyisteven(m): 1:07am On Sep 20, 2016
doublewisdom:
That last girl. Who has her contact?
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Haha...u don 2 see her pictures shebihuh?...
RomanceRe: Help Pls , What Does She Mean By This Chat by uyisteven(m): 9:41pm On Sep 18, 2016
Amazingcidpro:
hello every one, I have been in a relationship with this girl before she got into the uni of Abuja, so she is in Abuja nd am in lag, I always call nd text, nd if I complain abt she nt showing or having time for me she will say that I should worry too much that she loves me nd she is ok, just that she is d cap of her department so she doesn't have much time , she is always busy , bt this recent chat with her got me confused



[18/09 5:59 pm] Jennifa: I might fall in love with som1
[18/09 5:59 pm] amazing: So u ar saying .....
[18/09 5:59 pm] Jennifa: Its like we are in a blind date
[18/09 5:59 pm] Jennifa: I dont wana get 2 attached
[18/09 6:00 pm] Jennifa: I dont wana break ur heart
[18/09 6:00 pm] Jennifa: Nexxt month i will b 20
[18/09 6:00 pm] Jennifa: N u know i still have a long way
[18/09 6:01 pm] Jennifa: I cant b d perfect girl
[18/09 6:02 pm] amazing: What's all these you are typing
[18/09 6:03 pm] amazing: U mite fall in love with someone ? Forgetting u at in love already with someone , that only happend when u at nt really in love with someone already then u can fall in love with someone else
[18/09 6:04 pm] Jennifa: Dont get me wrong
[18/09 6:04 pm] Jennifa: I want wats best 4 us
[18/09 6:04 pm] Jennifa: M tyad of all dis
[18/09 6:05 pm] Jennifa: M tyad of u been far 4rm me
[18/09 6:05 pm] Jennifa: M hurt
[18/09 6:05 pm] Jennifa: M scared
[18/09 6:05 pm] amazing: To me it's nt a blind date , coz I saw u , Cox I call to hear from you, or is that how you have been seeing it from the start ?
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Haha...One chance is better than this...
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Na conductor space u sidon so...bttr start scoping anoda cinderella on NL...
RomanceRe: Romancelanders,get In Here And Know Your IQ by uyisteven(m): 9:33pm On Sep 18, 2016
Purpletee:
maybe
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Studies has shown that the word *Maybe* is only a cat-walk to the most sexiest word ever...*Yes*...
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I believe it's time to sweep you off your feetz then..
RomanceRe: I Was Scammed by uyisteven(m): 6:35pm On Sep 18, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Hahahhaah...I don't have any admirers... They are my friends.. wink grin

I'm juz here to chill out.. But I miss ur poems tho.. cheesy

Hope ul make some more.. Ur really best at it...
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Am Blushing real hard now. Thanks for the Compliment. grin...
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I have just bn busy with work related tinz..I think my boss likes me but she can't tell me.So, she buries me in shiit load of jobs to do..
RomanceRe: I Was Scammed by uyisteven(m): 6:05pm On Sep 18, 2016
TrapQueen77:
My dearest poetic friend... Where have u been? I never saw u hanging out here often.. Hope all is good.. grin
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Heyy Princess..I have just bn planning some insane strategies on how I was going overtake those many male fans of yours...The *admirers* line is too long.
RomanceRe: I Was Scammed by uyisteven(m): 5:55pm On Sep 18, 2016
jedaii:
I have Neva experienced this kind of a thing before..
A useless girl called that she was visiting me I said okay u can come anytime u are chanced.
last week she called ''are u home?'' I said yes.
she told me she was on her way.. I was arranging ma room thinking I av gotten free food. she later came with a second party., her friend I was shoked. the most annoying thing was that I had to pay for the both bikes which I didn't bargained for...
Why is it that 'our' Nigerian girls act so terribly and den think its normal? was she testing me or scarring me away?
I don't know if any lad has experienced this before.
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See Free Tresome on a platter of Gold...
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Notwithstanding, your *move* was meant to be made...Last last, she's not interested..
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Now u here complaining about Bike fare..
RomanceRe: Romancelanders,get In Here And Know Your IQ by uyisteven(m): 2:18pm On Sep 17, 2016
Purpletee:
you try na
**** Would that score be enough to take you to dinnerhuh
RomanceRe: Romancelanders,get In Here And Know Your IQ by uyisteven(m): 11:26am On Sep 17, 2016
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Chai...Wen I bn think say I smart dye...
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I smell Ojoro in this site. grin

RomanceRe: Where Is Tosyne2much? by uyisteven(m): 8:26pm On Sep 16, 2016
mrmrmister:
Haven't seen his post/thread in a long while.
Hope all is well?
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Op stick around..Am about creating *10 reasons* why you haven't seen him since.
RomanceRe: Who Remembers The Most Beautiful Nairalander Ever. How Time Flies [PICS] by uyisteven(m): 7:40pm On Sep 16, 2016
[quote author=Berlynn post=49421238][/quote]*****
You know am kidding rythuh...u beautiful too.
RomanceRe: Who Remembers The Most Beautiful Nairalander Ever. How Time Flies [PICS] by uyisteven(m): 7:04pm On Sep 16, 2016
[quote author=Berlynn post=49420402][/quote]*****
Finally...Person wey fine pass Beryln or Berlin...which one sef.
RomanceRe: Flaunt The Picture Of Your PARTNER (LOVER) by uyisteven(m): 4:43pm On Sep 07, 2016
Smellymouth:
Bae and I ..
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Chai...Spiritual Power at work..
RomanceRe: Flaunt The Picture Of Your PARTNER (LOVER) by uyisteven(m): 4:42pm On Sep 07, 2016
Smellymouth:
Bae and I ..
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Chai....Spiritual Power at work...
RomanceRe: Is This A Setup Or What? by uyisteven(m): 7:36am On Sep 07, 2016
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The clouds do have a definite answer for you.

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Making Friends Whatsapp Group by uyisteven(m): 2:08am On Sep 07, 2016
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PoliticsRe: The Metal Coffins Acquired By Masari, Katsina Governor For N120m - Jamil Mabai by uyisteven(m): 10:12pm On Sep 06, 2016
This is like the funniest thread I have ever seen..Just can't stop laughing
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This Man needs to be stoned.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Dated A Nairalander? by uyisteven(m): 8:24am On Sep 06, 2016
Lavendra:
Hey guys if you have ever dated or presently dating or married a nairalander, please share your experience.
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Yes
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RomanceRe: She Called Me Dear. Is She Liking Me? by uyisteven(m): 8:20am On Sep 06, 2016
AZOGtheDEFILER:
Recently, Twaci called me dear and sent me a lovely smiley. Is she liking me now?
Cc lalasticlala
Cc mynd44 fynestboi
Cc dygeasy
RomanceRe: (creativity Game) the winner is ---- he is one of the most creative nairalanders by uyisteven(m):
EMPERORLEEE:
Wahalaii I no dey go angry sad You fah?
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Was about going down on Estharfabian until her Smellyanus hit me like grenade.
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Even my own MrCork became numb..I knew I should have gone for Laveda.Even if i know deep down she has a Smellymouth.

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Na joke I dey o....Abegggg o
CelebritiesRe: Omotola Jalade Baffled As Mark Zuckerberg Meets With Everyone Excluding Her by uyisteven(m): 12:29pm On Sep 04, 2016
musicwriter:
He employed 12 people in Nigeria and therefore our messiah! Really?

Are we so desparately in need of a messiah?

I, personally must have spent at least $1,500 on advert placement on facebook, and I'm sure millions of other Nigerians too.

Do you know how much money we have given to Mark Zuckerberg from Nigeria alone?

Its not a win-win. He is a rich entrepreneur projected to get richer, while you're a poor facebook user projected to get poorer. In fact, so poor you now rely on free basics internet. You said so.
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You the set of human beings that are *extremely* ungrateful....doz wer the numbers the N/L OP knew about...There are millions of Nigerians working in facebook.
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The lady he 1st met at yaba was whathuh...wasn't it from his Internet idea she's making more than her daily Breadhuh
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You spent whateva sum on adverts and u had poor returns...Simply means you are a bad marketer with zero knowledge of how to pass quality information along..
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My Data ended yesterday...Should I run to buy credit this morning before going to church just because I want to browsehuh...No..I won't. Maybe you would because among all the poor decisions you are making, that one wouldn't surprise me.
CelebritiesRe: Omotola Jalade Baffled As Mark Zuckerberg Meets With Everyone Excluding Her by uyisteven(m): 12:03pm On Sep 04, 2016
musicwriter:
''That's why they call is the American dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it''

Keep sleeping. And, of course you have no idea how much he makes in advert revenue from the ''free internet''..
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Should the guy not make money beforehuh..it's called a Win-win situation if you haven't heard that phrase before.
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The more money he makes, the more he has to donate..It was on N/L an article was written about the Nigerians who happens 2 work in Facebook. More than 12 of them..And those are the few ones we know off..it's only reasonable to admit that doz peeps have also created opportunities 4 odas 2 work there too...It's a chain- process...job opportunities are been created and people less idle..
CelebritiesRe: Omotola Jalade Baffled As Mark Zuckerberg Meets With Everyone Excluding Her by uyisteven(m): 11:23am On Sep 04, 2016
musicwriter:
This boy you all are talking about had not done anything to improve the living standard of anybody in the world. Yes, he have a website called facebook with many users, and that's all. He's not a genuis, he did not create anything spectacular!.

You'll expect people like Omotola to have something upstairs, but when you see posts like that coming from her you know better.

There're simple APPs like SHARZAM that shows the genuis in the maker and nobody talks about the creator of sharzam. I have no idea why people who deserve honour don't get it.

This guy is a nobody, unless there's something I'm missing.
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You are lucky today is Sunday. I would have slapped the living Shiit out of your mouth..
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The millions of jobs he has created through that platform is whathuh...Or did they tell you it's zombies working there?
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Or the billions of dollars he has donated to under developing countries to reduce poverty and improve healthcare through bill gates foundation and his wife'z charity organisation also.
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What about the free Internet platform he has created?..Am typing this with no data on my fone...And you are here making noise.Dont Vex me o...
CelebritiesRe: Omotola Jalade Baffled As Mark Zuckerberg Meets With Everyone Excluding Her by uyisteven(m): 10:26am On Sep 04, 2016
***Opening Nairaland Jejely***
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Davash222:
And who is she?

Omotola is over-rated!!
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Wait For it
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ionsman:
You have no rating at all.
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Am out of here...Shiit just got real
EducationRe: Scholarship For Faizah Abubakar Who Had 9 As In WAEC To Phd Level by uyisteven(m): 6:21pm On Sep 03, 2016
****** All this geeks and glasses sef.. . . Up on all the lens wen break for my eye, still no first class. . . Street tì take over.
PoliticsRe: Zuckerberg Presents Facebook Drone To Buhari (photos) by uyisteven(m): 3:18pm On Sep 03, 2016
Nickymezor:
I dont even get u...u mean hw does wat? Plz rephrase ur question
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sowie about that...At least let me press the follow button..would be alot easier 2 chat with u

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