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...bro. No offenmse but is this a story or is s this a question?.,,we don't gerrit

OFFENMSE DEY

I recall my Uncle tellin me about a man in my
Neighborhood who became popular for
engaging in money rituals just to buy the
80'sedition of the Honda Prelude. You
wouldn't buy that car for 50k today.
I Remember as a kid, my whole street
converged to watch a truck deliverd a very
large satellite dish to my neighbor's house.
Today a dish one tenth that size delivers 5
times the value and is in almost every
studenthostel room.
What about the Volkswagen Santana,
Mercedes Benz V booth, 505 cocaine, all
overtaken by Camry,Honda discussions and
Infinity? .... Vanity.
A friend declared drinks for the boys
becausehe just launched the Nokia
Communicator forover a hundred grand in
2002. Today that phone would embarrass
theowner and is a joke compared to the low
costand everyday phone.
What about d MTN sim card that many
peoplewent extra miles before they bought
it for over 30k, today you will not buy it at
N200.
People are still making the most amazing
sacrifices over the 'vainest' of things, make
enemies over worthless material things.
Whatcan I Say? Look back at that one thing
you want to kill or die for today and see
what becomes of it tomorrow.
Have you also heard that president Jonathan
Goodluck Multi Million dollar Home Was also
submerged by Flood just like most poor
Nigerians?
Slow down with the sense of attachment
andblind pursuit of things, for Today's 'Gold'
Is Tomorrow's 'Copper'

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A student asks a teacher, "What is
love?"
The teacher said, "in order to
answer your question, go to the
wheat field and choose the
biggest wheat and
come back.
But the rule is: you can go
through them only once and
cannot turn back to pick."
The student went to the field, go
thru first row, he saw one big
wheat, but he wonders... may be
there is a
bigger one later.
Then he saw another bigger one...
But may be there is an even
bigger one waiting for him.
Later, when he finished more
than half of the wheat field, he
start to realize that the wheat is
not as big as the
previous one he saw, he knew he
has missed the biggest one, and
he regretted.
So, he ended up went back to the
teacher with empty hand.
The teacher told him, "this is
love... You keep looking for a
better one, but when later you
realize, you have
already miss the person..."
"What is marriage then?" the
student asked.
The teacher said, "in order to
answer your question, go to the
corn field and choose the biggest
corn and
come back. But the rule is: you
can go through them only once
and cannot turn back to pick."
The student went to the corn
field, this time he is careful not to
repeat the previous mistake,
when he reach
the middle of the field, he has
picked one medium corn that he
feel satisfy, and come back to the
teacher.
The teacher told him, "This time
you bring back a corn. You look
for one that is just nice, and you
have faith
and believe this is the best one
you get... This is marriage."

THUMBS UP FOR OUR LADIES
IMAGINE IF THE 3 WISE MEN HAD BEEN 3 WISE
WOMEN
They would have asked directions instead of
following d star.
They would have arrived on time, helped
deliver baby Jesus, cleaned d stable, brought
practical gift - pampers, feeding bottles,
baby clothes & made milk for the new
baby...etc
BUT WHAT WOULD THEY HAVE SAID AS THEY
LEFT...
(Ladies talks)
I thought we were supposed to be meeting
them at National Hospital.
Did u see the shoes Mary was wearing with
that dress? They don't match oo.
Can u believe they let all those disgusting
animals in there.
That donkey they're riding has seen better
days! Can't he buy her Range Sport?
Imagine Mary using 3310 my dear, he
should have bought her a Bold 5.
I heard that Joseph isn't even working right
now. Nawa o... how will they survive?
But I like her hair oo, I think it's Brazilian...eit
her Remy or Koquette 28 inches. Hmmm, I
wonder d oil she uses on it.
That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph!
Virgin ke? Hmmmm! Virgin my foot! Isn't it
that Mary girl, I knew her in Sec school.
TRUE or FALSE?
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MERRY XMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR IN
ADVANCE.

5 YEARS BURIAL ARRANGEMENT!!!If "ONLY" Nelson Mandela Was ANigerian?I am beginning to think if SouthAfrican's are not so creative? IfMandela be a Nigerian, Here are thethings that will happen: 1] The corpse will stay in the morguefor 5 years to enable governmentprepare for "befitting" burial.2] Government will set up burialplanning committee with power toaward contracts to construct new roads leading to Mandela'shome town, construction of newairport, importation of bullet proofAmbulance that will carry the corpse,construction of new stadium for burialreception, new presidential jet, etc., 3) APC will protest extravagant waste of public funds.4) The national Assembly will passnew budget to accommodate burialexpenses.5] There will be a national aso ebi(uniform) imported from Holland, USA e.t.cwhich will be made compulsory 4 every Nigerian to buy, sew and wear.6] His Obituary will be appearing onthis page, @JK.Kanubariyat/chop chop, requesting fans to show respect.7] During the 5 years of mourning,Governors, traditional rulers, studentsbodies will struggle to book forappointmentsto visit and paycondolence to Mr President. 8] New slangs will emerge, forinstanceYoruba greetings will start, e kuMadiba o, eku iku Mandela!9] Our networks will produce newcaller tunes...."to hear Mandela's last breath,press 1, to hear the last word hespoke, press 2,", etc.10] New products will emerge,eg...Madiba zobo drink, Madiba purewater, Madiba magic soap/cream. 11] Our musicians ahh!!! 5 albumsdaily in praise of the icon!12] New born babies will be namedafter him.13] Pastors will start seeing vision ofhow Mandela met them and sent a message to the world through them!!!ALL IN A WAY TO EXTORT MONEY, MAKENAME AND BE RELEVANT!!!!!Goodbye,Madiba! R.I.P.

How do you stone someone who drives arround in $45 Million bulletproof armour vehicle?

How do you stone someone who drives arround in $45 Million bulletproof armour vehicle?

Governor Amaechi is trying to lead us to the true direction, he has just spoken the truth, if Nigerians is waiting for one pastor or an imam to say the truth, we will be wasting our time, the governor is trying to tell us that Nigerians are the ones celebrating looters instead of crucifying them...

What right does Baba have to tell Jonathan not to contest? It means if Jonathan does'nt contest, definitely peace will reign. Does it mean insecurity rises becuase Jonathan is the President and still want to contest?
Let us now assume, Jonathan decides not to contest again, what would happen? Sincerely, these Babas are the problem of this country.

You People said GEJ is not doing anything about security in the North now that drastic measure is in place you still said GEJ is killing Innocent,who is Innocent and who is guilty?i pray God will vindicate GEJ from his enermies.

APC we're waiting 4 u com 2015. We'll do Alhaji Danfulani Rochas Okorocha what we did 2 Malam Garba Ngige Olaniyi.

The more reason we should be careful about buying over issues that primarily do not capture the need or interest of the common man in the street. These people have a way of balancing their political equation and keep their pockets in perpetual equilibrium!

P.DP to court, order the removal of 5 governors for defecting to the A.P.C. I think, this is another legal tusle, that gulp the whole of 2014 and part of 2015:. Because, even the 1999 Constitution, is silent on political defection. The People's Democratic Party by the way, benefited imensely from political defection or simply put, cross-carpeting. Former aviation minister Isa Yuguda won the Bauchi State governorship election in 2007, on the platform of the A.N.P.P. But shortly after he was sworn in, he decamped to the P.D.P. Former Imo state governor Ikedi Ohakim, Governor Theodore Oji of Abia state, also defected to the P.D.P., upon winning their governorship contest on the platform of the Progressive People's Alliance. So now, it is the turn of the P.D.P, to taste this bitter pill. This what you get, when you operate a system saturated with unprincipled politicians, and an Electoral Act that does not support independent candidacy.

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Can't ASUU go on hunger strike

Who brought food n money 4 them?maybe na d people wey dey sponsor strike.

It is very good let them travel by road and see the danger in it may be they can do sometin.

Stew?

ASUU abeg!

feyisayorrr: Plz help me to check 4 pharmacy and biochem in uniben...plz

pharmacy 130, biochem 22.

Capableben: TO KNOW YOUR SCHOOL STATISTICS, GO TO

http://www.jamb.org.ng/unifiedtme/CheckInstitutionStatisitics.aspx

over 600 people has choosen medicine in uniben, and there is still 3 mths to go! pls check dis b4 going for any school for ur chance of admission!!

This man don de brag too much about this ur kidnap case.. Abi you wan dem to come at you again

Am stil going for uniben mech engr! My greetings to the men here!

What are they fighting for? Why are they killing the innocent? Why can't they fight the corrupt politicians instead of d poor masses

That is how it should be. God just allow that incidence to happen so he can change the status of widow in this country.

But it takes only a courage man to did what he did.

With all the military presence in the state?

What hapens in anambra clearly shows dat igbo
pple ar politicaly backword.cant imagin
anambarians votin 4 sombody they knw can nt
perfom bt because he is an apga candidate.dis same
pple wil b trooping 2 lagos because of lack of
infrastructures in their state.

What hapens in anambra clearly shows dat igbo
pple ar politicaly backword.cant imagin
anambarians votin 4 sombody they knw can nt
perfom bt because he is an apga candidate.dis same
pple wil b trooping 2 lagos because of lack of
infrastructures in their state.