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Politics / Re: North Will Determine Next President - Primate Ayodele by uzernamme(m): 11:31am On Feb 20, 2023
Asgard13:


Atiku is an open secret to core north..

The arguement has always been his stake on Islam.. which they see as liberal and not good enough Muslim..
which is the advantage he has in the Christian north .. as a liberal

Reason you see hardcore faithful queuing behind kwakwasiya.. even tho they don’t really buy into him .

OBi is never an option.. Obi is a product of Obasanjo Oligarchs.. which is a no no.. to some northern ruling families ..

Nnamdi Kanu and IPOB destroyed his chances with their violence and Biafra or death.. reason for Okowa .. to balance igbos and a south south..

Wike would have been an option if he has accepted his igboneas .. but dealing with IPOB will make it difficult to sell him to igbos ..

They north don’t reason politcs like the south.. their ideology is different ..

The south see things from the myopic angle .. they north plot election immediately election is concluded ..

They know who yo support and reason .. they know how to share vote and spread votes ..

Why Una Dey make noise ..Atiku is quietly having series of meeting to synchronize

Don’t worry after elections you will get the clearer pictures

Listen .. no northern governor with political ambition at national level is against Buhari and his policies.. Walahi ..

Reason why he’s bold ..

They’re playing politics.. and will still deliver votes to Tinubu and win their senate or whatever .. but will make sure they retain power at center

Interesting read.
Politics / Re: North Will Determine Next President - Primate Ayodele by uzernamme(m): 11:26am On Feb 20, 2023
Kennyfancy:
nobody can win obi in the south south, even other parties agent are working for obi in presidency, take this to the bank

Don't be too conceited. SS might betray Obi. Keep an open mind. Lots of surprises await ahead.
Politics / Re: See What Chatgpt-ai Says About Tinubu by uzernamme(m): 2:22am On Feb 20, 2023
"Tell me more" 🤣
Nairalnders are something else. What a classic rejoinder to the OP
Romance / Re: I Have Figured Everything Out. My Most Important Thread. by uzernamme(m): 7:32pm On Feb 16, 2023
OurTruth24:


You can reach the 4th. You have to be really spiritually strong to reach the 5th. With the pain and suffering in the land, free porn on the internet, social media distractions, tiktok girls, obsession with making money etc. I doubt any Nigerian can reach the 5th.

What happens after the 5th is reached, say one attains it through sheer effort? Can the grid supposedly holding us (souls) captives be exploited to give leeway for an escape, permanently?
Politics / Re: I Was Offered N150m, N80m Car To Dump Atiku – Naziru Ahmad (Sarkin Waka) by uzernamme(m): 3:53pm On Feb 11, 2023
KingOfTheDamned:
angry

Yorubas tribe of fraudsters
Ibos tribe of drug dealers

But when these people see my Bini people they start to talk anyhow as if we damage Nigeria reputation the way they do.

But men I hate yorubas ... I hate theme ith a passion... I will rather live naked and hostage with a band of rabid extremist Fulani herdsmen than live with Yoruba person.

If I had my way give me an ak47 I will go into any Yoruba mall and open fire endlessly reload and open fire repeatedly relaoad and repeat . Ticking off Yoruba Men women and children...

That tribe is satanic and the problem in Nigeria.

Whenever I am home in Bini and see a Yoruba person.. my lord I feel like splitting their skull open with a machete ..

In not a violent person I just hate the Yoruba tribe sooooo much ... They are the evil we have in southern Ñigeria.

They are satanic and evil

Pls kill that monster brewing inside of you. I know we (all tribes) have our gripes but not to the extent of light's out on one's humanity. Easy ko. Take a chill pill. Not all Yorubas are bad. The war btw my tribe and them isn't enough for me to rule them out because ha bu mmadu (they're humans) just like me and are susceptible to lingering concurrent stupidity & frivolities just like me and maybe anyone else.

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Politics / Re: Show One World Class Project Tinubu Completed As A Governor, I Will Vote For Him by uzernamme(m): 12:51am On Feb 08, 2023
magmack:
We all lived in lagos and experienced the mess lagos was from 1999 to 2007. Tinubu didn’t build any bus stop/terminal, rail, bridge, road, hospital or school in his 8years despite the enormous revenues generated. Lagos was a big slum and nothing to write about under tinubu's 8years and even worst. He focused on criminally looting and siphoning the state, supported and sponsored hooligans, thugs and even manipulated the state House of assembly to create unconstitutional lcda and satanic retirement laws for his selfish gains.

You see ambode, fashola, sanwo olu, dave umahi, Donald Duke, wike and even okorocha (yes, as useless as he seems) rates better than tinubu in terms of projects.

Tinubu didn’t execute any project in lagos for good 8years!, not a single bridge or road to his name! STOP THE CRAP OF BLUEPRINT AND BLACKPRINTS!!, every governor should start drawing yellow prints and loot their states so their successors can execute projects after they have gone then.

STOP THE LIES!!! VOTE WISELY!!!


Truth be told, Obi doesn't excite me just as other top 3 contesting candidates. Dude (Obi) is mid, honestly. But you see those you mentioned might steer up my will and move me to support them if ever any of them were to contest except Donald Duke, he's the real deal. Also, I could care less and fox about their tribe.

You see, people tend to gravitate to Obi because they perceive him as lesser evil. I don't buy the hype because I experienced him as governor then. I also, don't buy the hype about tinubu either. Age isn't on his side and that freaks out a lot coupled with MM type of governance & the placeholder you know who.

I don't foresee either of the three winning this election, maybe, just maybe Atiku. I will say citizens should expect unforeseen, disturbing outcomes before & after the election just like fuel, naira redesign, money scarcity, uprising, etc

On the off-sight Obi wins granted a free & fair election is undertaken, I'm very curious to see what he will do for Nigeria differently from his former rule in Anambra.

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Politics / Re: Show One World Class Project Tinubu Completed As A Governor, I Will Vote For Him by uzernamme(m): 3:41pm On Feb 07, 2023
garfield1:


He will outperform obi.he has a more nationalistic view and experience

You capping big time and you know it!! 😂

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Politics / Re: Show One World Class Project Tinubu Completed As A Governor, I Will Vote For Him by uzernamme(m): 3:35pm On Feb 07, 2023
garfield1:


He laid the foundation for the successes of his successors

Alright. I can't and I believe no one will dispute that tinubu is a planner not far from innovative ideas as claimed. The said claims are visualized in the 'antecedents' of his successors. In other words, he's a 'King Maker'. Good. Now, isn't it accurate in the purview spectrum to ascertain that he's got a knack for installing Kings & proffer ideas to them but literally can't enact one & run down its completeness in the position of office? A variable most of his supporters sweep under the rug.

The fact that no one, literally no one was able to give a clear-cut answer puts your candidate in a state of diminishing returns blanketed with overhyped, overestimated performance next to none.

Like his erected kings/rulers, Buhari unequivocally became his (tinubu) cornerstone of a monumental failure alongside contributions from spreads of votes mostly from your region. A very sensitive position yet ruled out by your principal in a bid to cement his lifelong ambition of presidency, plummeted millions to adverse poverty. Paradoxically, his current stance from the previous, no beliefs in 'One Nigeria' is also a variable considered to water more seeds for the oduduwa nation like most of you say about Obi being an ipobian.

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Politics / Re: Watch Moment Oba If Benin Refused To Bless Desperate Tinubu by uzernamme(m): 10:45am On Feb 02, 2023
The youtube caption should have been turned off. It's a hit & miss from what was said.
Politics / Re: Are We Sure This Man Wants To Hand Over Power? by uzernamme(m): 1:21am On Feb 02, 2023
M4A1carbine:
Equity and Morales dictate that the SE is the zone to produce the President right?

But remember the Southern unity Nonsense spare headed by Lagos State Government? That was eventually discovered to be a scam because Wike/Thiefnubuu wanted the Union to launch their political agendas. Wike lost to the Northern block, Tinubu won against all odds in the APC setup. None of the parties supported an IGBO political concession. Dem no send any IGBO person as president.


Now, PO, is a moving train, and the only idiots that HATE AND MALIGN him and his political Journey, are the same bastards that said that power should come to the South and not SE for equity.

To tell you that thiefnubuu isn't even the issue..if Osibanjo was the candidate, this same Yoruba people that claim not to support thiefnubuu will be worse than what you see now. Before the primaries, they already, started bantering the CV of Osibanjo, not minding that Osibanjo was part and parcel of the resounding failure, this regime is.

Let me summarize but stating the obvious, the only way to put these Yoruba people and their generational Hate For IGBO interest in check is to break that country. Remember this, they are the same tribe that insulted Jonathan and even chased away the Ghanaians, from our educational system

They hate everybody but themselves..and they claim sophistication even though it's obvious they are foolish.





Fantastically written!! I couldn't have said it better. As I wrote in another thread, this election has unveiled loads especially 'the secrets of the hearts' from every tribe. Its weighed and deduced for its true nature. I hate calling out tribe, but some Yorubas now showed a more alarming true nature that resides in them. I always hate the term used by them, "power should return to the south" like be effing specific and run by shades of equity but NO!! Then the barrage of attacks against Igbo is mad appalling when they're called out clearly by another tribe not Igbos. Even south south are mind tased about this playout.

Reality is overwritten for an illusion and holds administrative control over their minds. One would wonder if mass bewitching is possible. Similar to those supporting Simon ekpa. Truly disgusting.

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Politics / Re: Yorubas Should Never Ever Refer To Northerners As Betrayers Ever Again(photos) by uzernamme(m): 12:16am On Feb 02, 2023
Iamgrey5:
Arrewa I hope I qoute the moniker Right!

Yes, Arrewa you are indeed Betrayers up North a very sneaky one at that.

The writing on the wall is clear and straight forward.

You have Betrayed Tinubu and his group for working to entrone Buhari in 2015 and 2019 which was way more difficult than 2015.

In 2019, there were questions about Buhari's capacity to lead, his Education and his health status as he spent a very large portion of his first term in the hospital.

Coincidentally, Tinubu is also suffering from similar faith in 2023 and you have suddenly remembered that you now care about all those aforementioned things.


Tinubu and his group worked with an understanding that he will be supported to become the president of the country after Buhari.

And although, I honestly don't support Tinubu because of his Age and health, but I don't necessarily make it a mission of mine to Stop his dream which I believe will only remain a dream. I doubt Nigerians will have elected him because outgoing Buhari remains a disaster that many don't want to duplicate.

However, Arrewa (I am qouting you so that you will get this mention), you treacherous northerners are only not supporting him, you are doing everything within your power to ensure he fails.

> The silly increase in prices of petrol
> The questionable Naira redesign few weeks to the polls

All policies meant to hurt the chances of anyone flying the flag of the ruling party especially in an election.

Yes, Arrewa you are treacherous, Pretentious, Religious cult(form of islam practiced in the north) loving hypocrites up there in the North.


I like your writing. What you wrote portrayed the hard truth on current reality but truth be told, both (buhari and tinubu) deserve what they dish out at each other. This election has unveiled lots of things unbeknown to most out of sheer feign of ignorance, nonetheless is out there.

Just like Igbos are known for a particular thing or series of things which can be narrowed to a few bad eggs but generally, viewed to affect the whole body i.e Eastern region, the same is gradually reaching your region mostly or partly due to your tribe clamoring for a disastrous candidate very much akin to his principal, the incumbent. Many of us are seeing the other side of this we never perceived before. It is mind-boggling and seriously, downright pathetically repulsive.

What a time to be alive in Nigeria. This election will make or break Nigeria. Everyone brace for unforeseen impact 😁

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Crime / Re: Slawomirr Scammed Me by uzernamme(m): 12:00am On Dec 22, 2022
wiseone28:
You suppose to decipher a male comment from female..

True that still. You've burst my bubbles. I will look with more seriousness at these users/comments than overlooking them.

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Crime / Re: Slawomirr Scammed Me by uzernamme(m): 11:51pm On Dec 21, 2022
wiseone28:
Were you crushing on shim already?

Nah. Far from it. Maybe cos I'm naive to the real nature of this forum or not. I like to keep things straight, and when I see (f) attached to a name, I simply perceive it as that.

Been seeing the lad's presence almost in every thread but never knew he's been camouflaging under a female's gender.

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Crime / Re: Slawomirr Scammed Me by uzernamme(m): 11:40pm On Dec 21, 2022
wiseone28:
Yeah from the North

Misfits wey full this platform tho. I'm wheezing... can't hold it

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Crime / Re: Slawomirr Scammed Me by uzernamme(m): 11:28pm On Dec 21, 2022
wiseone28:
Hope you know the person behind the candidlady account is a grown arse with two saggy balls in-between his legs?


I exposed the moniker that's why he is on my neck.

For real? shocked

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Romance / Re: I Been Dey Fear Woman Normal Normal Ooo. But This Particular Woman Shock Me by uzernamme(m): 8:44pm On Oct 30, 2022
Slynation:
Simp shut up, how many thread have you created about it, be here forming white knight ontop Siofra matter, so that you can sluggishly crawl your way into her good books and simpingly slide into her email and DM...I promise you.

Pant you won't see.... angry

brezz you won't touch.... sad

ynash you won't press....

Either ways, you get an L...


Lol, I'm barely active in NL cos of the level of toxicity in this forum. Too little to learn anything here. Your type attack and assume worlds of scenarios for someone you know nothing about just for not going along with your childish scripts. Like I said, I don't care, literally, no less chasing after them lass on here either but I guess, you'll continue with your narrative so strap hard and keep at it.

Lastly, your type are those that won't think twice i.e get drowned in irrationality and drink snipper or laments till full moon like a dog on heat because of heartbreak in the real world but come on here to exude a tuff guy.

I logged in cos I wan follow (bookmark) insightful topics for future reference not to drag tantrums with you. So wallow away with your assumptions cos that shit absolutely holds no water of effect in my life. Run amok boy!!!

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Romance / Re: I Been Dey Fear Woman Normal Normal Ooo. But This Particular Woman Shock Me by uzernamme(m): 10:03am On Oct 27, 2022
siofra:


Shut up!


Like Nigerian men haven't been doing worse by kidnapping little kids for rituals.

In 1996, in Otokoto, a Nigerian man lured a small boy into his hotel room and beheaded him for rituals.

Many more like this have been happening even in recent times but you people will never say fear men

This news isn't verified, you're already shouting "fear women"

Making noise like a goat.


Couldn't agree more with your distinct angle to counter the bashing like we men are innocent beyond reproach. I find it amusing how they tag you or anyone bitter
with derogatory words when their manner of approach is channelled back at them.
I won't be surprised getting tagged as a simp either way, I don't care.


siofra:


If it's a man, will you say the same nonsense? Or you'll ignore it or blame a particular tribe or the Devil.

Once in a while, all you men should examine yourselves and the hypocrisy of your gender.


The hypocrisy in them when they're off their feet to create a thread and microscope the female gender when statistically men contribute to so many gruesome death crimes, particularly here and offshore. Of course, they won't create a thread to discipline my gender on the incessant killings of young girls for rituals, no?

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Family / Re: Do I Need To Suspect That My Wife May Have Cheated On Me During Her Vacation? by uzernamme(m): 9:54pm On Sep 05, 2022
Romanoff:


I am assuming she did and even at that, if she could snap back, there's no penis that can expand the vagina of a woman. The muscles there are that efficient that they always snap back. Example is the snap back after pushing out a baby. E get penis wey big reach baby head?

Lol. I dunno about baby size head but their are penis large enough to enlarge a tight or normal V. Just rigorous insertions are enough to expand it. I wouldn't want to know his size but it could be average. Hence, I mentioned intimacy gadget.

Don't underestimate those endowed down there, they can establish a temporal/ permanent ground zero on a woman's vagina. A female once told me her frnd broke up with her ex and since then her sex life has never been the same cos of the size of his plug.

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Family / Re: Do I Need To Suspect That My Wife May Have Cheated On Me During Her Vacation? by uzernamme(m): 9:05pm On Sep 05, 2022
Romanoff:
The same woman probably pushed out a baby that is way bigger than a penis and her vagina was still able to "grip you tightly" abi?

Use your hand to scatter your marriage.

If na woman now, she go dey reason say "abi is he broke, is he stressed, is he pressured from work" but your own na say she dey cheat cause sex no too hungry her.

If you don't have solid evidence, you better not use your hand spoil your marriage.

Only child birth can make a woman's vagina loose which will require kegels or vaginoplasty in severe cases.

But he never stated she birthed one or more offsrpings or how long she's birthed to truncate her 'v' walls for him to notice otherwise. So, let's hear from the horse's mouth

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Family / Re: Do I Need To Suspect That My Wife May Have Cheated On Me During Her Vacation? by uzernamme(m): 8:53pm On Sep 05, 2022
Gasapoto:
surprisingly I noticed that the "thing" is now wider than before that my "thing's is just like a tiny pole placed inside a big hole and not making contact. And that's not how it was before as it is more tighter before and holds my thing with resultant pleasure.

I lost it at the bolded grin but honestly ur instinct could be alerting you of something amiss. Also she could've used a monster size d*ldo on her trip, away from you. Don't act too paranoid and calmly access things with time then come to your conclusion

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Religion / Re: God Or Satan Who truly Owns The World? Help I'm Confused. by uzernamme(m): 12:51pm On Aug 28, 2022
God1000:
The devil did not own this world, from what we know, the devil was once the second in command to God in heaven until he rebelled against God and they fought, he was defeated together with his rebellious Angeles and they were forced out of heaven

Get your facts straight before swaying one in need of knowledge from its track.

Satan was never in 2nd command of any power whatsoever in heaven. He was a chief musician that carried praises from hoards of angelic hosts to God, and also was the only angel that hovered over the blazing power (light) of God with his wings.

Satan was kicked out because the sought the position of God which led to an all-out war in heaven with the likes of Micheal, his fellow archangel who fought against him with other opposing hosts of angels and thus was kicked of out heaven with his minions ie. Former host of angels.

Satan being the prince of this world at the disposition of God is merely a power tussle, a divine plan to separate the sheep from the goats. Don't be mistaken, God allowed Satan to tempt Christ during his fasting for a purpose and that translated to how Christians ought to fight through emulation of Christ's actions.

Satan is but a mere pawn God uses to weed out the bad grass and prune his own (vineyard) for His 2nd coming. He's on a leash, for example, in the story of Job, Satan can be seen obediently following other angels administering their tasks to God when God made a bet with him about Job but ordered him not to end his life.

Lastly, there's a part in the bible about how every nation will behold Satan and thus, the question rented the air asking, is this the man that brought many nations to his knees and at his disposal, how low he is at that moment meaning power was stripped off him.

All in all. Satan is God's Satan i.e God's dog on a leash

I will update books and verses to back up my claims.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Which Iphone Browser Can Dark Mode For Nairaland Work? by uzernamme(m): 8:44pm On Aug 23, 2022
Ebubu:
. Nairaland is white on both

Yes on default. You have to explore those options in the settings or menu. Preferably you can Google it for precise direction. Also, Firefox get add-ons you can install within the app to shade every webpage into dark mode.
Romance / Re: "He Left Me Because I Was Ugly" — Lady Shares Transformation Photos by uzernamme(m): 7:15pm On Aug 23, 2022
In the first pic, she looked young with an exception of make-up & in the other pics, she's on make-up. I'd like to see her 'after' without make-up to ascertain the difference. I won't be swayed by a female's make-up cos that stuff is akin to an incognito formula that hides what's beneath the skin.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Which Iphone Browser Can Dark Mode For Nairaland Work? by uzernamme(m): 6:37pm On Aug 23, 2022
Ebubu:
I have tried safari but nairaland is on white mode. Can’t apply dark mode.

I need dark mode cos my eyes are light sensitive.

I’ve tried Google chrome, white mode also.

Tried nairaland app on apple store but it’s not available.


Who surfs nairaland on dark mode while using iPhone, how do you go about it ?

Try mozilla Firefox or UC browser on apple store
Politics / Re: Over 160,000 APC Members Defect To PDP In Adamawa by uzernamme(m): 3:40pm On Aug 16, 2022
How are they getting these numbers? Did an entire community decamp? That's a lot!!

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Politics / Re: You Are A Failure Made By Powerful Politicians – Jandor Blasts Sanwo-Olu by uzernamme(m): 5:01pm On Aug 08, 2022
Toluwanise247:
All politicians are thief plus obi plus Tinubu plus Atiku all of them are thief.

Undeniable fact

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Politics / Re: Breaking News: Famous Yoruba Actor Rejects N20m Bribe From Peter Obi by uzernamme(m): 10:12am On Aug 03, 2022
KingofAnambra2:
It's too early to be an unfortunate idiot.

https://www.nairaland.com/7225683/list-muslims-held-top-government

There's only 1 King of Anambra on Nairaland.

Sigh... You're beyond help that's if there's any. Wallow away your unproductive time engaging and posting baloney. It's almost like your existence is meaningless without it.
Politics / Re: Breaking News: Famous Yoruba Actor Rejects N20m Bribe From Peter Obi by uzernamme(m): 9:53am On Aug 03, 2022
You created an account today just for this? I'm always blown away at the sheer efforts of your likes.

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Music/Radio / Re: The Perfect Way To Use Spotify by uzernamme(m): 2:36pm On Aug 02, 2022
Fritzert:
I’m not on any plan an iPhone

Originally, I thought not being on a monthly plan could be the sole reason but I searched online and realized it's a reoccurring issue, mainly on IOS. I'd suggest you uninstall and clean reinstall the app for gud measures and also update ur OS to the latest version if it's not updated.

I haven't run into such problems though I'm on android.

Read more here
https://www.thetechwire.com/why-cant-i-play-certain-songs-on-spotify/

https://community.spotify.com/t5/iOS-iPhone-iPad/Can-t-play-song-from-search/td-p/5031911
Music/Radio / Re: The Perfect Way To Use Spotify by uzernamme(m): 11:45am On Aug 02, 2022
Fritzert:
Please nairalanders someone should tell me how to use Spotify please like I’m tired anytime I search for an artiste and I click the song I want to play that song will not play oo it will always play a different song I don’t know. please someone should tell me what’s wrong and how can I use it

Are you on a monthly plan? What device are you currently streaming from?
Crime / Re: Three Nigerians Jailed In Ireland For Defrauding 66-yr-old Woman Of €282k (pics) by uzernamme(m): 9:39am On Jul 30, 2022
Romanoff:


Like any part is innocent of disgracing the country.

I swear no tribe spares it's own from distributing their trash characters & tainting the image of this country outside. All are participants

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