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Ornithophobia _the fear of birds but here its hens....!!ashamed to eeven say it here
I got chased by a mother hen when I was 8yrs old after I accidentally stepped on the head of one of its babies in the dark of nyte..it chased me from the outta compound and into my house..I was screaming and shouting and it was d dark of night..the only thn I could feel was wings and claws all around me...it was my grandma that later chased it out...since then I can't hold a chicken(hen) in my hand..I v held snakes and more dangerous creatures though
Hw do I conquer dz fear of mine?

I weep for my country!!!

glassman: Miracle babies, miracle jobs & miracle marriages wuld also be celebrated tonite..I'M BLESSED

glassman: Some of d notable internatnal viewing worship centers as at last nyt shown on screen include nairobi, Johanesburg,douala,maryland usa,egypt,united kngdom,canada & countless nigerian cities

All d aforementioned countries have a better GDP than naija!!I just wonder why that is the case!!!doesn't religious prosperity translate to economic prosperity or is somethn wrong

Thatz quite immature!!!grow up..dz beeen a public r_forum doesn't give u the right to talk anyhow
@op:is dz question for ladies or guys only

Rawdeal: hopefully, you're not a ho. then if u have to dress like a ho to feel good about yourself, u need to sort out ur body issues.

else, think of what works on your body and dress to accentuate that part, add heels to it. simple

Conngratzzz dearie and God bless u and ur hubby


Hw far wid d bridesmaids now?u knw I'm a responsible boi

Samcenation: i can c dat its is ur father dat used to buy d diamond andriod phone fr him...nd d mega mansions..(things u dnt knw u kip sayin:...for ur information papa is livin in d church premises) i dnt blame u...whether u lik or not papa remains d richest pastor in d world....your words cant remove anytin frm him...any winners member can testify.....*the love of God is the MASTER key to exceedin Grace*

the bolded reallly got me cracking up....what in the world is wrong with y'all??

Lol!!!

psky: This thread has been derailed by TRUTH.

Gbam!!!!!!

adconline: So without Shiloh these things would not have happened?

lol!!any1 who isn't cooled in d art of sarcasmm would v thought @ first glance that u were against desdicahndo..lol...nice 1

troy20: i see you try to put away your reason but a man mentally bound by mental shackels is most difficult to unbound.you seem to be ruining the atmosphere for everyone here brother.we all are e-high on spiritual methamphetamine.dont you feel bewielded by what a few spiritual words by "man-of-God" oyedepo down at his shiloh ground could produce on sane learned minds? It is indeed things of the spirit as they say.forget reason for now brother.get lost in the spiritual trance of the moment.we are all long gone to have our juices flowing right in our heads again.you cant afford to be the one eyed king in the land of the blind.join in the madness as i'm tired of seeing reason myself.Time shall unbound our shackles.what do you think?

So 'papa' also said u should call people fooools cos they v contrary opinions..y not caution her on her abusive words

Samcenation: jessica jhz leave d guy alone...papa done talk am nah,,he said pple will mock u,,buh God is makin u,,,he started wit 2 trousers,,3shirt,, 1 shoe,,,buh nau we can all see it,,,,all d pple dat mock im dat tyme where re dey nau...i pray dis guy mouth will not put im in trouble ohh,,,mayb God av mercy on u

Going thru dz thread I see there s hope for my beloved naija..thanks to peeps like desdicahncdo,rusher,lumyboi,pato,lorreta,freshdude,atmosfear,collynzo,adconline,ed4e5de , nutty hnic,obo man,scorpio, babzilla and others

There is hope for dz country if we v more like minded people

We are all celebrating mandela!!!did south african blacks go to church praying..do u knw what men_of_God like Desmond Tutu did and passed through b4 mandela was released and then made president? They dddnt sit in church calling on God.
Our idea of God is reallly perplexing when viewed thru d eyes of a nigerian.
The other day,1 eediott (sorry) opened a thread asking everyone to pray patience jonathan for a successful operation in germany..wtff is wrong wid the reasoning mentality of nigerians?why is she in germany treating her illness?what happens to d average nigerian who can't afford to go to germany for such same illness? He ll wait for shiloh or a crusade to seek succour.. WHATZ WRONG WITH US??
This is a page from my thread,u can follow the link below to read
https://www.nairaland.com/1402108/igbos-yorubas-hausas-xtian-muslim#20169141
I aint doing this 4 popularity...I just want us to @ least start asking questions

This is what we have subjected God to!!we should have elected God president

Oga justcul I cu o..hw u dey!!
@ogbeche:congratz man...enlighten us as u push 4 ur visa on ur experiences
@desdichando:thanks for ur input!appreciate

Justcul: Congrats bro, dat TUM online portal is giving me problem.. at the academic background stage, saying add degree.. How did u go about it..?

Try thid link for postgraduate
https://www.nairaland.com/1064724/studying-finland-free-tuition/22

Lol!!thanks..was kinda confused earlier as someone mentioned once on dz thread about d racism thngy in the eastern region!!!

Justcul: Bro, Bavaria is Bavaria, one of the best regions in germany.. u should be fine, no worries

And? U did not helpin answering the question bro? And besides I thought the whole part of bavaria is situated at the south-eastern part of germany.correct me if I'm wrong though

Briony84: Last I checked friedrick alexander uni in erlarger-nuremberg is in bavaria so check your map very well

And?u dddnt help in answering the question bro? And besides I thought the whole part of bavaria is situated at the south-eastern part of germany.correct me if I'm wrong though

Briony84: Last I checked friedrick alexander uni in erlarger-nuremberg is in bavaria so check your map very well

Beeeen a while house!!!plzi just wanna ask guys already in germany concerning this two schoolz..technical university of chemnitz and university or erlanger nuremberg..correct me if I'm wrong but from my map,they both on the east part of germano...been hearing so many thnz about that region so I just wanna confirm...
Thnks and gudluck to all d lastest visa peeps

~Bluetooth:
Jews are racists. I don't know why people go to their land for pilgrimage only to be segregated for their color and culture. Kudos to the Lagos pilgrim board for standing up for their pilgrims.

Lol!!!!wonders ll never end...I'm seriously laffn in swahili!!! Its hilarious to see a renowned TRIBAL BIGOT like u accuse people of been racists.
If ur blind hatred for other tribes/races dddnt in,u shouldav read d story inside out and condemned the nigerians if they were indeed guilty of d aforementioned sins.
Were nigerians d only set of african pilgrims there?what about d ghanians and others?why were they not singled ? We should stop playn the victim here or everywhere else we go!!!the above questns are what u should ask urself and possibly do investigative journalism..THE INTERNET is ur friend.

hi nkenny, hw has ur experience been so far? r u doing an m.sc program?

nkenyy: shey na the same Tope wey i dey see ni?

she s just too razzzz 4 my liking

s3nn2x:

What does that even mean

stop lickin asss online!!!itz a bad habit

kandiikane: You dey craze? You nor even reach.


I am her dream man

r u seriously derangedu need help o

Idowuogbo: Na d slippers wey dey ur chest I wan use do rope na! Oya bring ur floor length bosom make I carry go 3rd mainland

i c u bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!congrats.....after everythn u made it...gudluckkkkkkkkkkk

wonderbobs: Having said that, I humbly ask that you all my friends in nairaland should please rejoice with me because the embassy has called me for my visa.... I mailed the foreign nationals office and got a reply from them not knowing that the collection mail was already in my spam box.... But all glory be to God who has seen me through all this period... Once more I say thank you all for your help.. God bless and for the peeps still waiting God shall do it for you all.

O boi!!!10kg of semo....no b small thn...learnin a lot here share...abeg boys drop my survivals techniques here o,make we dey follow

futurewise11: if u see grease u go forget garri.i was introduce to it by my kenya room mate.its just like semo,but very strong like eba.i don even abadon my 10kg of semo sef.its easy and cheap.
for the chicken look for aldi or ask anybody inyour area for maukahft,super hun chicken is the real tin,just like our own agric chicken.its 1.85cent.
for fish go african shop 2 titus na 3 euro
red oil 2 euro,4 indomie 2 euro.so guy food is cheap if u buy at the right store.

Wow!!!what session r u applyn 4?I'm preparin for 2014 winter session at erlanger...plz lemme knw as ur own appllic goes?gudluck

Cindino20: @Godson,Tope, Gaphary and all...

University of Erlangen just sent me a mail requesting for my transcript to be sent by my school and my Bsc certificate.

I sent certified copies to them.my problem is that my certificate is not ready,cos I graduated last year and getting another transcript from my school is an uphill task not to mention that my sch will engage d service of Nipost (and u know what that means) ..
Am confused...any advise on how to handle dis issue...Abeg make una help me@all

U like spoons to much o #justtrolling

emeka55: For our new members just joining the thread who feel lazy or find it boring or don't have the time and patience to read through previous posts in the thread, here's an idea.
If u are looking for information cocerning eg- what are the requirements to study for masters in Germany. Instead of coming to ask the questions again or having to read thru the whole thread, just try this...

For example- go to google and type "What are the requirements to study for masters in germany/nairaland". U will find direct link to the page ur question what discussed on the thread. Just type your question in google and include germany and nairaland at the end. Every question u intend to ask has already been answered. If u need elaboration then u can ask.

My 2 spoons

I wnt be helping him if I do that!!!itz not a 'yes' or 'no' thingy

emeka55: Na wa o bros, all this long letter of query. U for just answer "Yes or No" and if u don't feel concerned abt his question, simply ignore. Make una take am easy o

Itz called multipersonality disorder!!here is a typical pic of those who suffer 4rm it

kajole: would love to share words woth u but first

i am not she she man

from ur history up in here, looks like nairaland is the best thing that has ever happened to u

dis is is ur mirror character, in real life i know u are sweet and loving

so razz lady run on and be a nice girl