₦airaland Forum

candylips:
ti mo ba mu e. wa je egba o( u go chop cane o)

@pat
what's he on about??

patwhizkid:
V3, u are my huni, money or no money.

ty dearie

Ben20001:
grandson, take ya time. . .grandpa sabi vex o

yes daddy

@bliss
mon bonbon. . .i've been pinging your IP address, u no gree reply!

biola44:
venom venom!

what has "v3nom" done?!!! I ONLY made a comment o!

olusolami:
1) have lots of friends over everytime,
2) watch a lot of movies,
3) store your sim contact names in abbreviations,
4) have a lot of best friends, male/female
5) be in your best behavior anywhere you are around him,
6) dnt ever flirt with his friends,
7) sing awful songs
act childish when he is pissed,
9) shower him with TLC unexpectedly,
10) give a regular lowjob,
there, easy peasy,

why are u doing this to us MEN!?!

what a way to "cheat". . . INFL again!

@bliss
mon bonbon, whats wrong wif u, y u dey volte-fasse for me?

@poster

try "friends wit benefits". . .works for me!

@jeo

yes grannypa!

Aha!! Yes ur IP address is 90.0.0.1. .

*pinging*. . . . .

REQUEST TIMED OUT!!!
Reply from 90.0.0.1 successful. . . .

@sexy
we're going to insure your "butt" cuz it's well configured!!! and i'll also need to assign it an IP address, so i can ping & reach it ANYTIME i wanna

Jeovy:
u know

my friend, remove the tattoo on ur eyeballs and read b4 typing!!

sexyLeamon:
lol please I observe u have even given me a nickname funny.

my dear no vex, na d way ur . . . . dey do me!!

@pat
no money, more honies 4 me

@pat

already "made" by God, don't need guns!!!

@mysexybutt

hows my . . . . doing?!

INFL @ this topic. . .

The second i started this "thread". . .months ago, it was locked & trashed minutes later!! I do feel there's alot of pot-bellied" chicks on here that don't like this particular topic!

@pat
real cash?? Make i go borrow gun or form militant juz to make u smile

@mysexybutt
different strokes for different folks, i know of a girl in my hood who ended up marrying some "4foot plus" guy cuz he was a big-shot!!

@post
just make as money as u can. . .even if u look like king kong, there's STILL someone that would be attracted to ur pocket. . !!

@my sexy butt

how u dey?

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=297378.msg4201187#msg4201187 date=1247790980]I laugh!
Look at all them ladies boasting their boyfriends take them to nineth heaven, pluto or mars in bed when in actual fact they mostly have sexually frustrated lives.
Advantage of the internet. . .you get to live your secret fantasies. . .[/quote]This is one VERY BIG issue!!!

It so works!!!

There's some "activity" between some NL members on here. . .

@Chiejik

This is the 21st century & NOT the "garden of eden"

@post

Be yourself. . .!

@all
Seriously has ANY1 got updates on the "Adeynor" transfer story??

Emperoh:
Your best defender last season . . . . . worth a bottle of groundnuts and akpa garri?
na wa ooh!! I love SAF's business sense!!!

*whacks emperoh wif a chopsticks* Are u high when u mean "Best Defender"??

patwhizkid:
Gabby, we were discussing, and he was saying somthing i dont like.
So i slept off.

phone intimacy?

Jeovy:
syl, dis one everybody dey call u son and boy, even boy dey call u son. one wonders

meaning??

hadancome:
Bliss no get manner of posting

who b u?

sylve11:
Lack of Vision

true son. . true!

ashaby:
i wan hiss for my dialect
_{prepares to hiss}

wetin do ye?

@sylve
i no say na "slap" dem take wake u up

@clem

guy take it easy nao. . .free bliss for me abeg

Ben20001:
the guy dey catch cold seriously.

do u have tattoos on ur eyeballs?? Seems to me like the proverbial "blind bat" typing again

yes

i will

@bliss
sweetheart. . i know you hear me*speaking to her heart*, i'm speaking to that part where u placed me, u no you're my one true loff. . .come back home o!

@ble

were u finkin DAT was my gf?? thats my sistah!! u be my only loff nao

@sexy

we go yan later abt ur talent!

Wanna talk abt it?

blissieng:
pls answer me venom!

I need to say something.

out wit it ALREADY!