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i no no wetin i do wey make u dey call me ashawo o

nuffin, juz havn a good laff @ ur expense

@peewee, NOT FUNNY!!!

@thonia, If it's succulent and full, ol'boy, sweet dreams

no need wastin time on u peewee,


@romade, kilo sele

@PeeJee,

U dont start again?, Abeg direct ur Pee go another place b4 i Jeez u up here

@plat, pass me ur lips joorrr, i wan take am massage -------

my syde dey tyte, Lost an uncle, had to go make plans for his burial in d villa, came back, work, emails, n ALL!!!!

Have u seen Abbygal, ? Dang, i sorta miss her already

@romade, How u doing lollipop?

@teisy,

Thine mind is playing tricks on thee, Sick joke

na my chic u dey yan like dat, eh puskin?

@bluediva, TRUE,

there's 1 for ya,

drop dead gorgeous, I'll post picz up soon .
Yea some of em look ALOT like ethopians, lol

Saturday 19th May 2009

This may strike you as weird or funny but it is the plain truth. A man was rushed into the ICU(Intensive Care Unit) wing of the LUTH after sustaining near-fatal injuries to his manhood. Narrating his story, we gathered that he was making love to a "hooker" who turned out to be epileptic (when tested). After some boozing n all, they left together for his usual hotel, where they got down to serious business.

After a few minutes, neighbors were alerted by the noise the noise that came out the room and rushed in to see what happened, Lo n behold, the lady's teeth tightly gripped his manhood and he was raining punches @ her face, screaming and begging people to come to his rescue. After a few minutes, the lady withdrew and passed out, was rushed to a nearby clinic n treated.

As for the man, he'd sustained serious bruises& had to be admitted were he's currently receiving treatment .



Dear NLders, When i first saw this story, i thought to myself, Would i ever let someone give me a BJ again? Sure is funny, but titiz the truth

Your views on this issue are really needed

@platinum,

Make i no lie o, Fulani girls r hot, sexy, goddesses in the form of women, From my previous visits to the north n some of em i got to hangout wit,

They'z well-behaved, speak good English, clean, n all n all, I'd love to marry 1 if EVER i decide to settle down,

P.S : My mom was raised in the north n she speaks hausa fluently, that should be some leverage in case i get lost, grammar-wise i mean, but i'm learning the culture, language n all that, na i mean?

@man,

Whats wif d "another illegal chat thread", If you don't like it, take a walk son,

Pere

na wa o,

A whole gomino get's his ass scammed!!!, Dang, 9ja juz keeps getting berrer n berrer,

To the minds behind this, I say more of that jooooooooo

THIS TRULLY IS UMM, I DONT KNOW IF TO LAFF or NOT!!!

NO COMMENT O

@ Poster,

This INDEED is an intriguing topic i've ALWAYS wanted to discuss on NL as well, For the moment, i believe if you can get your hands on ANY interactive video tutorials (cd-rom),

The easiest certificate to earn 4 starters is the Comptia A+, AFTER you've earned this, take the bold step into the world of Networking (try combining the best of Microsoft and the Cruelty of Cisco i.e. MCP in Windows XP or Vista & CCNA),

All the best brov

I 1st saw this on yahoo news, I was a bit pissed off @ the lady, My reasons

1) Her infidelity, stupidity, naiveness etc,
2) Blowing up the whole story (It's supposed to be btw she n her hubby)

This 1 makes me remember the case of that woman that gave birth to 8 kids, Asked wht she wanted, she yelled "PUBLICITY this, ENDORSEMENT that" "I wanna be on Oprah", lol

Lets w8 n see wht THIS woman wants!!!!

@ post,

Given the opportunity, i'd love to marry a lady older than me. There's NO problem wif it na?

If i were say, 50 years, and i met a young lady i were REALLY interested in, it'll be one-heck of a mountain to climb (wif her family n all) but it'd be worth it in the end, i hope!!

@dani, lol, take am easy, wey d omoge aka stress-reliever dey na?,

@ Ben, sheeeeewww *chases him around with a broomstick and wacks his head wif it*

Ok dear, no worries

@abby,its flipdown4@yahoo.com

got msn though, dnt get on it that much, buh

@abby, if yer on yahoo, hit me up on , i'll mail it 2 u @lata.com

ok, fanx,

@abby, U shud see my add request ANY moment, fnx

@abby, can i add u on FB?

@Ben, keep those "praying mantis" like hands OFF abby,

I don get ur time today,

@Itohan,

Yan d koko na, which wan be "YEAH" , u don turn Usher?