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@where's dis house u on abt?

Got YIM?

*pokes pat wif his knuckles*

There. . .let me see how it looks?? Aha. . . We're getting there, juz a few more punches in the right places and we're good?

no need. . .

Let me deal punches the "dot" u call a lip, so that it swells into a nice plumpy n kissable lip

@pat,

Na wa o, I could still feel like i'm kissin somefin though, I dig girls wif "no lips"

am i feeling lucky, lol,

I'm juz medium?

@patwiz

If you see the XXL lips, you no go run? lol

@andy

did u check out their website (phillips consulting)? There should be something linked to this executive trainee on it, But if NOT, then it's purely a scam,

@poster,

Phillips Consulting is a recruiting agency. If they've sent you an email, there should be job details e.g what sector, requirements etc, My dear if ANY of those things are NOT in the mail they sent to you, i'd advice that you disregard it.

Best of luck dear

@brownjay

Good observation, @ least someone's reasoning wif wht i said earlier

@teissys.

Na u no d cyber-dust wey u dey yan about o, Takia U

Good job

@teissys

I'm not durty minded, i'm juz a firm believer of man+woman=something sweet,

U no understand?

@londoner,
KK i'd hav to agree wif you, but hey it's a traditional wedding n she prolly opted to have it done @ the hubby's home-town, it's a common thingy here ya know,

@ teissys
I for like "Enter the place" emm sorry "prison" cuz i'm a wanted,black-listed,crook that needs to be taken back into a holding cell. . . So if i give myself up, i'd ask them to allocate that clean,fresh prison of yours

she n me sistah r in the same modelling agency, n she (me sis) told me she's fulani, so my bro, dats all i know

REASONS A GIRL COULD POSSIBLY WANNA CHEAT OR SHIT ON U

1) MONEY - If you've got the cash, i prolly dnt see reason why she'd wanna dump an cash-well like you. . But if you no get money, no honey my broda
2) SEX - If you give it to her good, w/out the cash, she'd still cum back asking for more. . even to the point of wanting to pay you juz to sex her (i'm a living witness), but if you be indomie noodle (2 minute guy), she wouldn't hesitate to drop you son.
3) If you'z ugly or have short comings, thats ANOTHER excuse she'd wanna use to get rid of you.

Can't think of ANY other MAJOR reason for now

NLders if you av more, please add 2 d list

@poster, we should be asking NAETO-C (kini big deal). .

I think he coined that up. the way i see it, it has some sort of "hustlin" effect to it, dunno

Anyother ideas

@ poster

@dani, whats good bro?

She's fulani alright,

@sillyme "my face is my selling point"

Prospective applications for the position of hubby/part-time lover/f**k buddy are welcomed

No comment!!!

not really romantic

@asha,

I didn't tell you she came to visit one time & insisted she'd dress that way, she ain't ibo bro, sorry

@poster, What r u on about?, U no fit handle XL lady?, Ur not MAN ENOUGH THEN, u dey fear make she no crush you?, You be confirmed disgrace 2 us men man, See d rubbish wey u cum hia dey paste for us to read, guy troway, she fat?, so what?, you're 170lbs

D weight u gave us doesnt even categorize her as being BIG?

Go n marry chewing stick na,

@romade, no be werin u teach am she dey do?, Like parent like pikin