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 Programming / Screenshot App Needed On Android Please by V3dash(m): 3:21am On Mar 11, 2023 |
Please I need a name of a good Android app that screenshot or how I can screenshot on my phone app that refuse screenshot because of the security measures. Please help your boy out |
| Romance / Re: Ladies, Which Of These Guys Do You Prefer? (photo) by V3dash(m): 8:03am On May 19, 2016 |
some slim.... even most os the slim guyz have it heavy, check out the meaning of that heavy.. to any length.. 1 Like |
| Phones / Re: Etisalat Introduces New Data Plan by V3dash(m): 7:04pm On May 04, 2015 |
[color=#000099][/color] abeg u guyz should stop all dis noise. help ur guy if una wan help. dnt let us b shouting gig and dat der… we asked qstn dat if my oppson will work wit glo own, no reply even same qstn or similar wer asked by other no reply.. den wat dis info all for? |
| Phones / Re: Etisalat Introduces New Data Plan by V3dash(m): 2:29pm On May 04, 2015 |
dorocent: pls is d plan working on every adriod.. cos me am using opsson and my friend said. it can not b hack. and i wanna b usin glo 2 browse.. will it just work like dat if i subscribe witout doin anytin? u guyz should help me out pls |
| Romance / Re: I'm Cold by V3dash(m): 5:36pm On Apr 28, 2015 |
aduraa ti gbaa. thank God. abeg go and make arrangement for pple dat knows how to make amala with gbegiri |
| Jokes Etc / Re: What A Runs Girl Gave Me That Made Me Faint After We Had Finished by V3dash(m): 3:09pm On Apr 22, 2015 |
dis person funny die. i turt is another bad experience, so i quickly open it.. haabeg no kill person jareee |
| Romance / Re: How A Face Book Girl Brought Out Her Facebook Chat To The Public by V3dash(m): 9:50am On Apr 22, 2015 |
no big deal. if u want der ass in urs, u go along. a guy must b guy. but as for me. i dnt bloody ass d nonsence.. imagine am even ashame to scope, naaa fyn boy i b.. i dnt just have tym for dat after my hello 5 diff tym and day.. forget, not b f0rce 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: 10 Thing Ladies Do That Shows They Want Sex When They Visit Their Boyfriends by V3dash(m): 7:04am On Apr 06, 2015 |
[color=#006600][/color] u guys no want me to go meet jesu for galili abiiiii |
| Romance / Re: 10 Thing Ladies Do That Shows They Want Sex When They Visit Their Boyfriends by V3dash(m): 6:58am On Apr 06, 2015 |
Orijin101: Orijin101:[quote author=Orijin101 post=32382228][b] ok. . . the last time Rachael visited me, here are the characters i observed; *orijin, please put kamasutra letz watch, this lord of the rings is gettin borin, i did! *orijin, you are busy with your system while I'm here alone, am i not important to you? i joined her! *orijin, can you see what that king is doing before having sex with his wife? i comot eyes!  *orijin, you are not even romantic, are you not enjoyin the movie with me? I smiled  *orijin, why are you smilin now, you are too naughty, she mistakenly/intentionally hits my kokoro, I laughed! *orijin, I'm coming i wanna use the toilet, i said ok! -while she was in the toilet, i quickly performed some miracles which you will read later  -she came back and sat on my lap *orijin, i jez don't know why i love you so much and i replied "i love you too babe" *she started kissin me and my kokoro started searchin for signal. . . *she started rubbin my kokoro and i started svckin her oranges *she unzipped my trouser to give me a head but to her greatest surprise! My kokoro waz already putting on a CONDOM!  And what happened after that  *some text missing*cc: tosyne2much[/b] chairman u b badoooooooo |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Drop Your Real Name, You Might Find A Match... by V3dash(m): 12:30am On Mar 24, 2015 |
omolewaluv: omolewaluv: omolewaluv: omolewa i wil like chat u. here is my email for facebook profile. v3dash@yahoo.com |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Drop Your Real Name, You Might Find A Match... by V3dash(m): 12:11am On Mar 24, 2015 |
fatjoe fagade olutunde joseph |
| Politics / Re: Poor State Of Nigerian Prisons (photos) by V3dash(m): 6:11pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Break wer.. Those wall are casted wall |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by V3dash(m): 1:02pm On Mar 01, 2015 |
I got these late. I believed all girl have already b picked. so I will wait for my turn next year oooh. just reading d previous topic |
| Romance / Re: Do Guys Like This Really Exist? by V3dash(m): 11:36am On Feb 25, 2015 |
yes. its all depend on the girl attitude. if she is always found of hanging round guys, u dnt expect me nt to jealous and get me frustrated to demand. I can do it and I've done it before and will still love to do it.. |
| Family / Re: Why Do Ladies Cry When Their Man Propose To Them? by V3dash(m): 10:36am On Feb 07, 2015 |
hmmmm dis one is serious issue.  hmmmm dis one is serious issue. |
| Autos / Re: My Opsson Phone Is Faulty by V3dash(m): 5:18pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
bros.. I appreciate ooh.. My phone is back... I just try my luck on one of d chines menu.. and i have it formatted thank you all so much |
| Autos / Re: My Opsson Phone Is Faulty by V3dash(m): 1:07pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
is displaying sum chines language like dat!!! Wat should i do after dat.. Cos is not moving again.. Just der |
| Autos / Re: My Opsson Phone Is Faulty by V3dash(m): 12:06pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
is not giving any option like dat is just straight to the locked screen.. Nothing i ve nt done.. Just dis morning.. Pls still explain better.. Cos all u said.. I ve tried it and is not at alll.. No option for dat |
| Autos / My Opsson Phone Is Faulty by V3dash(m): 11:22am On Nov 24, 2014 |
pls i need any1 help on this opsson that suddenly develop fault on d password - pattern.. D connectin pattern at the middle is not workin, dat make it unable for me 2 draw my pattern well For now d phone is lock and i cant access it without unlocking d pattern.. I nid every1 help on it |
| Romance / Re: Reasons Why You Should Date A Shy And Introvert Guy. by V3dash(m): 6:37am On Oct 14, 2014 |
| [color=#770077][/color] yes !!! We know our sef, but we also hate d unshy gal, cos dey ve done alot of shagay to us, so i hate dat word "shy" i want 2 bring mysef out as BAdoo bobo.. But is still hard... Right now, i no dey send gals again.. Cos am d only 1 sufferin 4rm dis nonsense gals everyday |
| Family / Re: Buying Car As A Gift For Your Children, Right Or Wrong? by V3dash(m): 8:38am On Jul 03, 2013 |
bettymafy: How old are the children in question? What level of education have they attained? How responsible are they? yes.. If ur children is not up to all dis stage or purpose.. Y buying it.. Or else u just want dem to start misbehavin.. I can only giv dem on der wedding day.. Or if am goin out to others country to work... |
| Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland June 2013 is LUPEY by V3dash(m): 3:40pm On Jun 07, 2013 |
How wil i vote oooh LUPEY her comment make sence.. Dat makes her damsel queen... |
| Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland June 2013 - Elimination Round 1 by V3dash(m): 3:27pm On Jun 03, 2013 |
We have beautiful gals here in nairaland chaaa.. Dey all qualify for it joooh... I give dem all 99.9% jareee |
| Romance / Re: Best Gift you can Give To A Rich Girl? by V3dash(m): 4:26pm On May 08, 2013 |
Just get her wat u can give.. Cos u only know now.. I've over impress gal, but c me now, she has cut my slippers.. All in ur hand chaaa |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Childhood Songs We Missed Their Correct Lyrics by V3dash(m): 5:22pm On Apr 18, 2013 |
Motto jam police, akara mama troway e no go better for you.... I dn forget ooooh abeg make una help me oooh 1 Like |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Childhood Songs We Missed Their Correct Lyrics by V3dash(m): 5:17pm On Apr 18, 2013 |
Hmmm even dis, one two bulkle my shoe, 3, 4.... U can see i don forget self hip, mother hip.. Mother hipopo.. Pio pio mother hipopo and tm tm mother hipopotamous..!!! Now da day is over, night is dowhmmm eeehn shadow of dat spirit..... Twinkle twinkle little star, uuuur urur ur yoh yoh hmm yoh little .. Like ur father in the pot... Clap for me ooooh... I try but dn almost forget all... Na pako school i take grow jareee 8 Likes |
| Romance / Re: Picture Of A Nairaland Celebrity Holding Her Husband! by V3dash(m): 3:30pm On Apr 17, 2013 |
Hmmm kia i dey load my own pix, but not wit babe chaa, cos dis val babe don cut my slippers oooh |
| Romance / Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by V3dash(m): 6:00pm On Apr 04, 2013 |
Nothing but TRUE na so dem dey dooooo!!!  my is : hey small mumu boy... He reply: slacky... (slack boy).. 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: Valentine Auction [2013 Edition] - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine by V3dash(m): 9:08pm On Feb 10, 2013 |
i beg ooooh... Make u na give my own val gal ooooh... I need one pls... How wil i have mine?[/color]i beg ooooh... Make u na give my own val gal ooooh... I need one pls... How wil i have mine? |
| Career / Re: Which Course Will You Discourage Your Child From Studying? by V3dash(m): 7:49pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
mine is banking & finance.. Cos presently, der is no more good position to earn good money in most of the bank now... Mostly all d bank collect contract staff in other to pay lower amount as salary.. No any allowance attache.. D only post u can earn good money start from permanent staff, even though is d lowest staff.. Dey use d contract staff as if dey collect huge amount... D full staff receive d money dat can pay 7 of d contract staff at once.. And d risk is high.. But u bear all it alone... Paying of shortage u know not of.. Fraud cheque acct owner denyin of withdrawin.. Since der is no proof.. Paying customer wen no network.. Y costumer go and re-withdraw behinde all is paying of shortages |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Your First Ever Ban On Nairaland by V3dash(m): 5:30pm On Dec 09, 2012 |
wen i wanted to comment on one of d talk... But only lasted for sumfew days or a month... Bfore i was later allow to comment as i want |
| Romance / Re: What If Your Fiance Or Fiancee Is A Perpetual Liar? by V3dash(m): 12:16pm On Dec 09, 2012 |
hmmmmm make i spell am well.... Eni O= NO |
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