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wedon der bros!

Is it becoz u lost ur job or ur relationships aint just working dats making u feel worthless n useless?U cant turn back d hands'f time baby,so get out'f dat mindset n enjoy every passing second.Try2love urself,true love'll find u,n every odathing'll fall in place.

nackson!

HORNEY IMAM. Dis ur story sef! Aw old is u n ur frend? Careful! she has bees in ha "honeypool" weda na u or frend bee go sting,we'll soon find out.

STD 4rm toilet?ectopic pregnancy? Go check ur HIV status guy! U sound like u kept ur EXTRA LIFE in a brown envelop inside ur wardrobe.

NAIVE TENTABLE,U still dey wear pampas?

If ur up2 15years old,from 2day ur nairaland profile name's NAIVE TENTABLE

Yaaaawwwwwwwnn!uuhhmmn! @poster,am a corper2,posted2oyo state,i just got in2oyo town,and am stranded,pls gv me ur g/frends address,so i can join ha n slip on ha 12by12 inches bed.If u know say una don dey scratch since witout condom,bera start using one,since ur eyes r so blind2c.ur g/frend wear u sunshades,com wear u cap,put oshuka ontop,com put 50litres jerrycan4ur head,say make u carry am stand der dey wait4ha,she dey come.

I can C ur planing2b a reporter after university.Go on reporting,practice makes perfect.

Kolly,Y r u checking her? R u guys engaged? i think its childish.

oooooooh! y u go tel ha mama? na u use ur hand pour sand inside ur garri,no more punany4u.Amèbò!

Alh.chelseabmw,ur post tells me ur nat up2 18yrs old,ur probably basking in d euphoria dat u've gat 2/3girls on ur nacking list,lmfao! verysoon d hairs in ur armpit n ur groin'll start screaming Oluwa chelsea!chelsea!!

Even on campus,broke ass boys wit no hope'f wer d nxt meal'l come4rm ve 2or3 holes2insert dia instrument,let2talk,sm1wiv small cash in hs pocket.Most girls actually mean YES wen dey say NO,so einstein1,INSIST wen dey say no,dnt just bck out.Always try2look good and spend a little,tel a little lie also,coz GIRLS LOVE LIES,na u go begin hide4rm dem.

After a thorough check,cant help but admit dat fathers,papa,daddy,baba,makes d most sacrifices.

choose ur frends

So na becos of dis ur newly found internet lover u register4nairaland2day?and na 2day2day u wan carry am go u.s?just like dat?u neva halla,u go soon talk true

chei!, get a prep.dat's gat MINOXIDIL,ur hair'll grow again.

who wan try d koko master? oooose!

spell less! dem dey cast shit? Aw? castless!

Quit?Aw?Quitless! Wat'ld happen if she loves me n respects me coz i smoke? Lol! Na smoke only o! na spoil i spoil,i no dey steal,dnt fight,dnt chase girls.did i hear som1say my lungs? filé bè!

yes! sex means a whole lot,and marriage's a whole lot'bout sex.Poster,worryless'bout d size'f ur penis,except u experience premature ejaculation,u can use dat small size'f urs2ur own amazement,and2d highest sexual satisfaction ur wife can eva imagine.1stly u nid2discover ur wife's hot spots,it requires u guys2indulge in alot'f pre-intimacy.Also try several sex positions.dnt b afraid2sexually experiment,ur sexual fulfilment cld just b lying smwer near u.All d best!

Unsuregirl,ur so unsure'bout ur relationship,its so hard2blive dat all'f a sudden,ur hubby just started fisically abusin u,just like dat!? he has no rite watsoeva2do so,but i think u shld check urself.U guys gat a long way2go,stop dis chicken fight and njoy ur marriage.

3triangle,ur obviously in a weird triangle,like bermudia triangle.Search ur heart very well,u do not love ur brov inlaw/sex partner,he obviously has identified ur hot spots and he scratches it so very well4U,so much u think u love him, ur insisting u love 1'f dem brov,and u aint gat wer2go,it shows u dont wana stop screwin ur sisters' husbands.dis shit ur in2can b very involving,but u nid2back out.seriously!If U desist,U'll save urself countless woes, just make up ur mind

Dat town called jos,is an old,God 4saken place.D only interesting thing'bout jos is its cold weather and tiny pelletes'f ice dat falls smtimes wen it rains.A typical jos man is xtremely lazy,prefers2fold hs arms and watch his wife hustle4D"family".He's an epitome'f d word coward.He however ranks tops wen it coms2drinking,eating dog meat and chasin anything dat's gat slits btw her tighs.Settlers(hausas and fulanis)cant help but identify cowardise and takes undue advantage.More horrible stories'd come out'f dat old,cold,norin dey happn town except d jos man rises2his own security.Am afraid nobody'ld do it4dem,except dey d indigenes demselves.(But d town swit sha,if U get mony)

Am sure U wer fucking ur "lady frend" and den got married2anoda'f ur "lady frend" and am so sure U're stil naking dis "lady frend"of urs, Just gv ha d belle she's requesting,U may nid2also gv ur oda "lady frends" belle2 B4 D year runs out.Y not change ur name2"ladies man" instead'f man of god? "punanny man" even sounds bera.