₦airaland Forum

An evening newspaper acting like hot commodity.

Creating fake demand for the supply of expired goods.

I counted 117 but I'm sure I misses some. I never thought there was an African leader who had a longer convoy than the drug lord.

A man that has self-control over his 3rd leg has solved 99.9% of his problems. Sadly, only 0.001% of men have this self-control.

From King David to Samson and Bill Gates to Bill Clinton, history has proven its notoriously impossible to control the third leg where bearded meat is involved.

With your budget, just prepare to stay in places like Kwali and Abaji. Because 100k is not even enough to stay in gwags.

Or you move to Nyanya after New Nyanya, beyond Orange Market side.

Don't give anybody any money on this forum. A word is enough for the wise.

The girl knows you're a weak man that is why she can try this kind of shììt.

And what does a weak man do? Complain all over the internet instead of treating her fùck up.

As if she's the one bringing the money.
Let her use her money and cook then I'll know she's a real woman.

I am not impressed. Wake me up when you have a drug baron turned president.

They are pouring things inside them.

Kenyans showing Nigerians how it's done.

You put yourself in trouble and then say the police is not your friend. It is you that is the enemy of yourself.

Sapasenator:
When are they coming with the tongue condom?

There is already a tongue condom called a dental dam. Lol

It's for giving safe blòwjòbs.

Even with all the gun violence and racism, America is still a million times better than 9ja.

In Nigeria, kidnapping is no longer the exception but the rule. Imagine a country where terrorists impose tax on the people.

And before you talk about racism in the USA, let's fix tribalism here on nairaland and then I can take you seriously.

Seunpapa65:
Leave all this clout chasers

They forget that money has weight and size. when you remove emotion and apply logic, their lies become exposed to the world.

That box I see there is too small to hold millions. I am 100% sure that box cannot even hold a million naira.
Even if she was only saving in 1000 notes. A thousand 1k notes cannot fit inside that box.
This woman is not telling the truth.

This has nothing to do with sallah ram or cow. It's about domination.

The man is weak. And she knows it. That's why she has the capacity to pull this kind of stunt.

If you know women well, you'll understand their disrespect doesn't start in a day. They test you with the littlest things until it gets to the big things.

These women will push and pinch you to know your limit. And for every inch you give, they will take a mile.

Before you know it, they will mold you like eba.

That woman has already swallowed her husband.

A society that works.
Many of the rubbish people do in Nigeria will land them in jail if they try it abroad.

The funny thing is, most culprits aren't even aware they've committed a crime. Like exchanging nudes with an underage girl or being in possession of child porn.

The moment you get your visa and buy your flight ticket, a critical step is to unlearn all the bad practices you considered normal in your fatherland or you'll quickly find yourself in prison.

So they were extremely in a hurry and couldn't wait to change their NYSC uniform abi?

These ones are looking for public attention.

Tomorrow one simple man will marry this one to eat what all her lecturers have eaten.

Put her in a Ghana-must-go bag and ship her back to her father's house. She's not serious.

Trouble dey sleep, yanga go wake am. If anything happens to her now, the officer would be blamed.

Look at her dried legs. No brèast. Flat nyàsh. Acting like a witch was just an excuse to dump her.

The fact that they didn't catch everyone doesn't make you innocent.
They were all breaking the law, but you were unfortunate to be caught.

Na who dem catch dey guilty.

In 10 years time when she's looking for a husband she'll want a God-fearing man.

She's entitled to her actions but should not complain when it's time to face the repercussions.

What surprises me is that these girls have no qualms discussing their immoralities online. There's an absence of shame amongst the ladies of today.

The reason you're simping for her is because you're yet to have post-nut clarity. By the time you knack her and cum, your mind will calm down.

Unfortunately, that will be the time when you'll care less for her and she'll care more for you.

There's no such thing as a domesticated wild cat.
By default, a lion's wildness is embedded deep in their DNA.

It will take thousands of years for humans to domesticate a lion the way we domesticated dogs from wolves.

Lions like these may accept and tolerate you because they know you from childhood and you feed them.

But the day that lion resets to its ancestors settings is the day you also will meet your ancestors.

I may be mistaken, but I thought Shettima was handling security?

This is not the best time to be a leader in any organization in Iran. The moment they make you the head of something, it's almost guaranteed your head will roll.

Proof that you can be intelligent without commonsense.

I don't even know which is more dangerous. To marry a Nigerian woman and bring her abroad or to meet a Nigerian woman abroad and marry her.

It's like two sides to the same problem. Or choosing between the devil and the deep blue sea.

To ensure peace of mind, marry your Nigerian wife and keep her there. It's better for her to cheat on you in Nigeria where you can easily secure your kids and replace her.

If you take her abroad, she'll easily cheat on you, take your kids, kick you out of your home, and you'll still be on the hook for child support.

Choose wisely.

The girl child matures faster than the boy child. And that's why she's first exposed to sex. There's a reason why when you see a group of teens interacting together, you hear the females insultingly call the males "small boys".

It's because those girls are no longer virgins. They've eaten the forbidden apple and their eyes are now open. At that age, their brains are not fully developed, but their lust and horniness is at its fullest potential.

The young girls of today sleep with married men without inhibitions. The older girls have slept with the married men of 20 years ago.

That is why you can get the younger girls to do whatever you want in the sexual arena, while the older girls are saving the leftover scraps for her husband.

The depreciation of her body is directly proportional to the maturation of her brain.

The older women (Evening Newspapers) are the wisest sages because they've seen it all and done it all. It's highly difficult to get into their pants without concrete evidence of marriage intentions. They still have their Hot, lustful side, but it's strictly reserved for the men willing to put a ring on her finger.

However, except she fully commits to religion, these older ladies will continue to find the sneakiest and most devious ways to satiate the lust that was unleashed in her youth.

I could go on and on but I will stop by saying one last thing; the cycle of whorishness and promiscuity can only stop through the proper education and empowerment of the girl child.

That's just an excited dad happy to pass on the responsibilities of his daughter to another man.