₦airaland Forum

heemah: yei!! See cypher!! Wah bou d cute gal u were exchangin contacts wv ryt under mai nose here? Now dat u said we sud mak other housemates, I av an idea..lets av an open e-rltnship....U r free to date ny1 u so wish, likewise me....r we gud ??

you see. That's because you refused to e-date fidelity guyz like me that always keep their own word

DrPhilABd: Please o Yoruba peeps in d house I need a translation. Some frds said dis phrase, started laughing & wen I ask wt d meaning was, dey said somethg lyk I should walk up to any yoruba lady & say it den I ll get d meaning frm d lady. The phrase goes somethg lyk: omo yo wa fum mi yo bo

i don't think you quote that thing correctly.

DrPhilABd: she jux mentioned d physical qualities she desires in a man... She forgot to add dt he must ve wide lips lyk 'donald duck' & also be hairy 'everywhr' because she likes to play wit hair.

hahaha. If na that one she self go tire for hair coz the ones in my body pass gorilla own

DrPhilABd: Dis girl tk style like tori ehn... Lol *tongueout*

indirectly now you dey try talk say she go sabi gbeborun well well abi pls no tell her wetin i talk o

enellcy: hello everyone.. longest time.how is the going?hope am still remembered.

no oo.. I don't think i still remember you. Introduction pls

cutiepie01: I could be that person, u know.BTW,Are u tall and handsome?are u light skinned?do u av nice set of teeth?*rme*

chai see screening.. Me i'm short like small stout bottle with a very ugly set of teeths.. So are you still ready to meet me?

tecno4life: liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar d fone drinks ba3 and is hot enuf i used it 2 boil d water i used 2 make d garry i am swallowing lol buh seriously stop lyeing lies like dis na anyway hw can i connect 2 wifi

this issue of ba3 drainage at times is network dependent when on 3G.
Etisalat drains faster than others hence making the phone unnecessarily hot, followed by glo. Mtn is the best of them. It won't make your ba3 drain easily like others. I don't know about airtel 3G

Have no fear; mannylex is here

@all the uncles in the house, where is Fluffy22? Has she delivered

Samguine: Shey mo ti di ex e-boyfriend àbí? Kò sí wàhálà. .
Ishé wàpa jàre, sùgbon Èkó ni mo wa ni sin. Ma padà lo ní òsè to n bo. Shey o ti délé?

*ahem...ahem...ahem*

cutiepie01: prixxy7,i sight u!

cutiepie01, i sight u!

prixxy7: PPA wahala *sighs*

prixxy how far na? How was that competition or is it still on?

mikedimeji: K
Rationalmind himself my correct Engr wey Sabi. I meet this young humble Engr which I never dreamth of, In fact u are the least person I ever think I will meet in Lagos but that is God for u. Very good looking guy. Some people can be very good than they appear to be on a faceless forum, u are an example of such.

now i need to meet somebody that will describe me too

Hissexcellencie: was even rejected. Their secretary must have typed †ђξ letter before I get there 2mao. They wanted someone(with Engr. Background) to teach them physics and intro tech simultaneously whilst not even bringing up †ђξ topic of payment.

I tell you. Soon self vex will ask you to add maths with it

DrPhilABd: I nor talk anythg o... If u lyk say him na ashawo, na u talk am & nt me. *washes hands wit soap + water & uses sanitizer* my hands are clean

hehehe.. No be me talk am o

Smeeky: Bro I dey oo..na for Ore,for one place called ONIPARAGA

ONIPARAGA?? na village that one go be o

Smeeky: A typical description of my ppa

E be like I go buy I PASS MY NEIGHBOUR before foam...

Smeeky how far... where is ur ppa in Ondo

Cleoqueen: Yes o!.... The most important

correct aunty

rationalmind: Lol, I hope you're not of the impression that running away is free.

Just be ready to part with 20,000 every month

for sure na. I know how it goes

Samguine: How you dey? Fine, thank you

hehehe. I can now speak Igbo language

Hissexcellencie: all †ђξ boiz ears go stand up! ....buh women don't teach that topic as vividly as men. I remember why inter science teacher was a woman. Pple go dey crash for reproduction class then. Buh d next class we go dey hear drumming on †ђξ table and hailings for †ђξ male inter science teacher when it was his period. Anyways that made me learn all †ђξ scientific (or u could call it; less erotik) names they call †ђξ reproductive organs.

lol.. Na that topic students dey like pass. Even the absentees must surely come on the day of that topic.

The mtn zone is good also.

Samguine: Just a lil bit. Especially the cursive words

but did u understand what i wrote just now

rationalmind: You and I know you won't leave that place. Your prayers were answered afterall.


So, just how will you leave?

let him enjoy what he has started. Even me i want to run away too o

rationalmind:

I've never done that thing in your mind. It's a good thing to keep ones self for that only and special one.

Macuwon can bear me witness

lol...even macuwon self no trust u

Samguine: Ayam Idoma, not Igbo

eewo i no know o. but u can speak little of igbo sha?

I could remember 13volts said it last year that the real shekau has been killed that this new person is an impersonator.

In one of his(the impersonator) videos, he claims their original leader/founder was killed and shekau a more hostile person ascend the throne of leadership, shekau was killed and he a deadlier person than shekau rose up, he said "if I am killed today, a more deadlier person than i am will rise up".
The best thing is getting their sponsors/source of income and dealing with them right from there. Killing their leader alone is just like cutting a tree on its head instead of taking it from the root.

Kudos to our soldiers for their bravery so far cos it's not easy tackling terrorism with the way Our leaders are playing politics with it.

Samguine: Benue State

kedu odinma Hope i neva curse u so

sokarsenal: . Dude's a ghost corps member

lol.

young2008: Pls house I want to know d next step after collecting your acceptance letter from d skul u were posted, what is d next move? Hope to c a reply soon...

Take it to their local govt secretariat, ask for the CLO. Your Clo will register you and tell you to proceed to open your account to complete your registeration.

Cleoqueen: They have told me yet o... I guess it's when the school resumes... But I think it's biology

ok then, make sure u start wit reproduction o

rationalmind: Mine was good, though short as usual

Still feeling sleepy self

Why is it short? Hope it's not what i'm thinking