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adedeji65: give her dogg*ie

This guy iyaff spoil finish

Hissexcellencie: I'm not really great in yoruba buh it could be that †ђξ writer wanted to say y'obo (yin obo) 'cos obo has meaning(s) in yoruba.

I don't think so
@ bolded... Is that a yoruba word??

Skateboard: LOL You be geek too?

yes o.

You guyz should not just view alone, pls I need ur responses on how to opt out of their campaign database

Skateboard: Animal Production and Health. I'm kinda versatile tho... Good with computers too.

hey you, you leave your area come dey trespass for my dormot abi?

DrPhilABd: Hey bruv... U r sounding lyk I ws on my knees begging her... Lol.
She is a fat lady... Very very fat as in fat dey even her back
*strolls off smiling, knowing I'm spoiling someone's market*

Hahaha.... Fat? Hey Cutiepie I'm not learning nysc anthem again o

profemoral: please can u post the link to ayexcel nairaland thread here.

thanks

Ayexcel100: www.nairaland.com/1900637/unbelievable-cheap-mtn-data-250mb-250500mb-500

Ebiskem: www.nairaland.com/1896552/mtn-sme-data-250mb-n250

DrPhilABd: bad gurl... She nor gree ansa d question if dey shld still meet

lmao... I know she will avoid it. Those in thesame state with her found it difficult meeting her not to talk of me in different state. If you think i'm lieing ask Raheeem2386 , Even you yourself know how long it takes you before you can see her, if not that you continue pressing further self you wouldn't have meet her. At a point self she asked the guy to upload his pics for proper screening yet she didn't upload her own. I assume she must be very pretty though

rationalmind: Lagos is not too far to travel if the reason is to meet someone as creamy as prixxy is

that's one thing i like about oyo. With #200 you will prepare stew.

DrPhilABd: ...the beginning of infidelity. *we are still watching*

And I don't think you should be the one to come btw us

DrPhilABd: So u don't ve an idea of wat I was trying to say?

ok maybe i should interprete it individually.

Omo - baby/babe/guy
yo - wrong
wa - come
fum- give
mi - me
yo - wrong
bo - wrong.

Those wrong ones are the reason i can't say exactly what he's trying to say

cutiepie01: Lol.Why me?

it's an honour learning from the headmistress of this house. So when will our lecture commence

prixxy7: Wow much lov. Cutiepie01 I see U̶̲̥̅̊ too, I got rejected at my original ppa, so A̶̲̥̅♏ stil on d search ƒø̲̣̣я̅ a new ppa. Wuld get one by monday God's grace. Hope you good. Samguine baby, I yaff missed you plenty plenty how you enjoying ur "no atm ppa". And samguine I saw you in lagos batch thread, you interested in d beach party too? You r most welcome. Valentinoo, which competition you talkn bou? Mikedimeji, na rily hibernate I hibernate. Lmao!

i mean the facebook contest

DrPhilABd: i wld ve done dt o bt I nor dey too lyk ishan girls esp d light complexioned ones.

don't worry, these ones i'm giving are not even from Edo state. You don't need to thank me, what are we friends for

parrotibaba: op its simple...




























...BREAK YOUR SIM!!!!!!!!

thank you sir

there is this pop up message they normally do too, requiring customers to subscribe for caller tones. The message will just pop up and put ok beside it, if you mistakenly press that button, your money will just disappear. All these are corporate method of stealing

if your 250mb is #200 then why will your 500mb be #500? You didn't reason it that way abi since you believe pple will be ready to test with #200. Don't worry your scam will not work here, try the next junction.

Thanks

Within 10 mins yesterday i received 6 messages from mtn. Seriously this is becoming silly and violation of customers right. I've been blocking the numbers but it's like they now have a number for each message, once they use it to send message to you, they go to another number such that blocking any of those numbers will not prevent you from receiving their silly messages.

I have sent stop to 33111 but it's not working.

Pls help me with a way of opting out of their campaign database.

Ayexcel100 and ebiskem.

At the moment those guys have the cheapest data. All you need to do is just send the airtime pin.

ebiskem is faster in terms of delivery and response to customers. He also accept share n sell which Ayexcel has stopped accepting. Maybe after his(ebiskem) promo his cost will rise up too

mikedimeji: Even if u want to learn do u know the keys, the notes, the rhythm and the rest. U will just be reading it that's all. Geskia no time for those things now, Na to find way make use of the remaining 9months of service years

na so bro. Though me i'm planning to meet cutiepie01 to teach me

heemah: Letz talk wen samguine is offline. ..

now you are talking..

rationalmind: Meet prixxy

hanhan. Lagos is too far now

rationalmind: Just remember to tell Valentinooo and Macuwon in advance so they can provide one or two creamy chicks who will make your stay worthwhile

I can even arrange more so that he will av d option to select.

mikedimeji: How are we expected to know the anthem when they decided to cancel the orientation camp abi do they think we offered it as elective in our various sku. Like I have been saying NYSC has given us Licence to do and undo, if any body Hala for me I will tell him/her am not aware shikenah

lol... Ever since i collected my pamphlet, i've never even opened it not to talk of learning the anthem

heemah: bad belle fifu

heemah: I still say NO!! Cuz I still luv mai samguine.. evn doe he is *********** lips sealed on dat!

come and keep your heart where it will be safe now you refuse. Ok o
*just watching*

Ojestas: Dodges Bazooka with pillow. . shey ?? SMH. lol

lol... Na me be 2nd Arnold

Hissexcellencie: omo if anybody try tell me to sing that thing, I go boldly tell den say I no know because it never occured to those bloody nysc officials to organise lectures for us on some basic Nysc terms. *disgusted*

I don't even know any of those things and i'm not even ready to start learning them now

cutiepie01: Hehehe.By d way, i dnt rily lyk hairy guys.

don't worry dear you will like mine. It's such a nice n romantic one that you won't even know when you start playing with them

Samguine: *mounts bazooka*

eeeeewo!! I don go fain trouble o

*runs to bed n covers head with pillow*

Samguine: Haba Heemah..when has exchange of phone contacts become flirting? And again, I dropped my number, I didn't ask her for hers. She was free to add me up or not..and she hasn't. Dunno why ayam explaining myself gaan self.
I don't want an open whatever..I want just the two of us. The full package and all the confidentiality and exclusivity that comes with it What do you say?

we're not interested