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prixxy7: Wow much lov. Cutiepie01 I see U̶̲̥̅̊ too, I got rejected at my original ppa, so A̶̲̥̅♏ stil on d search ƒø̲̣̣я̅ a new ppa. Wuld get one by monday God's grace. Hope you good. Samguine baby, I yaff missed you plenty plenty how you enjoying ur "no atm ppa". And samguine I saw you in lagos batch thread, you interested in d beach party too? You r most welcome. Valentinoo, which competition you talkn bou? Mikedimeji, na rily hibernate I hibernate. Lmao!

i mean the facebook contest

DrPhilABd: i wld ve done dt o bt I nor dey too lyk ishan girls esp d light complexioned ones.

don't worry, these ones i'm giving are not even from Edo state. You don't need to thank me, what are we friends for

parrotibaba: op its simple...




























...BREAK YOUR SIM!!!!!!!!

thank you sir

there is this pop up message they normally do too, requiring customers to subscribe for caller tones. The message will just pop up and put ok beside it, if you mistakenly press that button, your money will just disappear. All these are corporate method of stealing

if your 250mb is #200 then why will your 500mb be #500? You didn't reason it that way abi since you believe pple will be ready to test with #200. Don't worry your scam will not work here, try the next junction.

Thanks

Within 10 mins yesterday i received 6 messages from mtn. Seriously this is becoming silly and violation of customers right. I've been blocking the numbers but it's like they now have a number for each message, once they use it to send message to you, they go to another number such that blocking any of those numbers will not prevent you from receiving their silly messages.

I have sent stop to 33111 but it's not working.

Pls help me with a way of opting out of their campaign database.

Ayexcel100 and ebiskem.

At the moment those guys have the cheapest data. All you need to do is just send the airtime pin.

ebiskem is faster in terms of delivery and response to customers. He also accept share n sell which Ayexcel has stopped accepting. Maybe after his(ebiskem) promo his cost will rise up too

mikedimeji: Even if u want to learn do u know the keys, the notes, the rhythm and the rest. U will just be reading it that's all. Geskia no time for those things now, Na to find way make use of the remaining 9months of service years

na so bro. Though me i'm planning to meet cutiepie01 to teach me

heemah: Letz talk wen samguine is offline. ..

now you are talking..

rationalmind: Meet prixxy

hanhan. Lagos is too far now

rationalmind: Just remember to tell Valentinooo and Macuwon in advance so they can provide one or two creamy chicks who will make your stay worthwhile

I can even arrange more so that he will av d option to select.

mikedimeji: How are we expected to know the anthem when they decided to cancel the orientation camp abi do they think we offered it as elective in our various sku. Like I have been saying NYSC has given us Licence to do and undo, if any body Hala for me I will tell him/her am not aware shikenah

lol... Ever since i collected my pamphlet, i've never even opened it not to talk of learning the anthem

heemah: bad belle fifu

heemah: I still say NO!! Cuz I still luv mai samguine.. evn doe he is *********** lips sealed on dat!

come and keep your heart where it will be safe now you refuse. Ok o
*just watching*

Ojestas: Dodges Bazooka with pillow. . shey ?? SMH. lol

lol... Na me be 2nd Arnold

Hissexcellencie: omo if anybody try tell me to sing that thing, I go boldly tell den say I no know because it never occured to those bloody nysc officials to organise lectures for us on some basic Nysc terms. *disgusted*

I don't even know any of those things and i'm not even ready to start learning them now

cutiepie01: Hehehe.By d way, i dnt rily lyk hairy guys.

don't worry dear you will like mine. It's such a nice n romantic one that you won't even know when you start playing with them

Samguine: *mounts bazooka*

eeeeewo!! I don go fain trouble o

*runs to bed n covers head with pillow*

Samguine: Haba Heemah..when has exchange of phone contacts become flirting? And again, I dropped my number, I didn't ask her for hers. She was free to add me up or not..and she hasn't. Dunno why ayam explaining myself gaan self.
I don't want an open whatever..I want just the two of us. The full package and all the confidentiality and exclusivity that comes with it What do you say?

we're not interested

heemah: yei!! See cypher!! Wah bou d cute gal u were exchangin contacts wv ryt under mai nose here? Now dat u said we sud mak other housemates, I av an idea..lets av an open e-rltnship....U r free to date ny1 u so wish, likewise me....r we gud ??

you see. That's because you refused to e-date fidelity guyz like me that always keep their own word

DrPhilABd: Please o Yoruba peeps in d house I need a translation. Some frds said dis phrase, started laughing & wen I ask wt d meaning was, dey said somethg lyk I should walk up to any yoruba lady & say it den I ll get d meaning frm d lady. The phrase goes somethg lyk: omo yo wa fum mi yo bo

i don't think you quote that thing correctly.

DrPhilABd: she jux mentioned d physical qualities she desires in a man... She forgot to add dt he must ve wide lips lyk 'donald duck' & also be hairy 'everywhr' because she likes to play wit hair.

hahaha. If na that one she self go tire for hair coz the ones in my body pass gorilla own

DrPhilABd: Dis girl tk style like tori ehn... Lol *tongueout*

indirectly now you dey try talk say she go sabi gbeborun well well abi pls no tell her wetin i talk o

enellcy: hello everyone.. longest time.how is the going?hope am still remembered.

no oo.. I don't think i still remember you. Introduction pls

cutiepie01: I could be that person, u know.BTW,Are u tall and handsome?are u light skinned?do u av nice set of teeth?*rme*

chai see screening.. Me i'm short like small stout bottle with a very ugly set of teeths.. So are you still ready to meet me?

tecno4life: liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar d fone drinks ba3 and is hot enuf i used it 2 boil d water i used 2 make d garry i am swallowing lol buh seriously stop lyeing lies like dis na anyway hw can i connect 2 wifi

this issue of ba3 drainage at times is network dependent when on 3G.
Etisalat drains faster than others hence making the phone unnecessarily hot, followed by glo. Mtn is the best of them. It won't make your ba3 drain easily like others. I don't know about airtel 3G

Have no fear; mannylex is here

@all the uncles in the house, where is Fluffy22? Has she delivered

Samguine: Shey mo ti di ex e-boyfriend àbí? Kò sí wàhálà. .
Ishé wàpa jàre, sùgbon Èkó ni mo wa ni sin. Ma padà lo ní òsè to n bo. Shey o ti délé?

*ahem...ahem...ahem*

cutiepie01: prixxy7,i sight u!

cutiepie01, i sight u!

prixxy7: PPA wahala *sighs*

prixxy how far na? How was that competition or is it still on?

mikedimeji: K
Rationalmind himself my correct Engr wey Sabi. I meet this young humble Engr which I never dreamth of, In fact u are the least person I ever think I will meet in Lagos but that is God for u. Very good looking guy. Some people can be very good than they appear to be on a faceless forum, u are an example of such.

now i need to meet somebody that will describe me too