₦airaland Forum

Elantracey: Until you stop practicing religion and start living Christianity you are going to continually lose interest till you finally become an atheist .

I love this! Buh how does one 'live' this Christianity wif this my kinda training?

Dux01: well all i can say is that the devil is happy about it.pray that God will shed abroad the love for his presence in your heart.

How is the devil happy about it? Don't think I've lost interest already, I still believe in God, buh my kinda training has been serving as a hindrance lately

Who does that It's not like you're doing the wrong thing, so far you're taking preventive measures, it's no biggie doing that.

In suspekt's voice *you be albino or you still wan dey bleach?

A friend told me about it and how interesting the site is. The first time I visited, I so hated the graphical interface of the site which has not been changed yet. I was just a guest for like a year reading news that were on the front page, I decided to register last year and since then, I've never regretted having an account here

The husband got it all wrong, he just acted like the whole ish was the lady's fault. Well, literally I still find it hard to believe your story shaa

BrTune: Tell us how it went na.

Lol.. You mean the tidinz or the relationship?

LaurelP: Sorry for dat
U no suppose dey ashamed of ur job, all of us na officers!

*Salutes him* Okay oga!

naijaboiy: Now the babes go run from you

E tire me oh

LaurelP: Just be taking note of all d damn wrappers
We'll treat there fu*ck up in due time ok
Now get down to biz officer!!

Lol.. Oga buh you needn't expose am here nau, why let them know I'm an officer?

My first girlfriend did, it was very awkward, the relationship mah no last

naijaboiy: naijaboiy reporting...who is/are the transgressor(s)

Over and out

Dem many, I no know how dygeasy coordinate dem all come here..

LaurelP: What d hell is happening here

Oga na dem woman wrappers oo, all of dem pack here like sardine. Let's exterminate them at once.

*Brings out radio* *Calls tosyne2much LaurelP, naijaboiy, *Mayday! Mayday! Attention! This is a distress call! it calls for collective measures. Do you read me?!? There's been a break out here and I don't think I can handle it alone. The team is needed here ASAP for backup over!

Crocz: My friend...I aint wrapping anybody here, she seems cool and intelligent, that's all...I aint even gonna go a 300m pole distance near her if I see her in public


And what do you mean, you aint gonna be lenient next time?

Naaahh, don't mind me, I was only messing wif you

LaurelP: I caught u
U 4got am an Igbo boy

Lol.. You know say body no be firewood nah

priscaoge: Always funny as usual....U are not d last on my mind nor in my heart! Love u all equally!

Nne ibukwa asa, kee ife Ina Eri? Ka m suo igbo tutu ndi woman wrapper team choputa Ihe m na eme

Crocz: Men don't wrap married women, do they?

Come ma gee, even if you wanted to do this, why should it be wif a married woman? since this is your first, you're forgiven, I ain't gon be this lenient next time

E concern me? *Dancing to 'collabo' as I walk outta thread

Eminem - Rap God

So i was wondering which game are we playing?

So such kinda girls still exists

I thought the T.I there was referring to the American rapper. So why is Nigeria missing

Thought they said peace has been restored in that area All these media houses seff

How funny can it get with time?

Orunto: That Seminary you attended was not too good. You should have known that CHURCHISM IS NOT WORSHIP. You are already a Church in your separate self. Your body is the Temple of the Almighty, so says the Bible. Your body is a LIVING CREATURE. That body houses three other LIVING CREATURES that can automatically come together always to perform the Tasks set for them by God Himself. That coming together is a Temple, a Church of two or three where God is in their midst. The Task predestined for the living creatures is WORSHIP. Worship, my friend, is established by God for His LOVE for human creatures. He sets up the seventh day as a Sabbath for us and Himself to enable Him and us rest, sit and fancy ourselves. God sits and starts appreciating us His handiwork. This is just splendid. We too have full time and opportunity to think about how we come into existence, appreciate the Creator sitting face to face with us and glorify Him. This appreciation is reciprocal from God to His creatures and from His creatures to Him. This is Worship that is more appropriately practised and planned by God Himself for a Sabbathday. Sorry no time to write more.

Alright, thanks. I really appreciate the little you've written and also for acknowledging the fact that is not all about "churchism"

Lol... I do ask myself this sometimes

Wow... It kinda looks stup!d and good at the same time

I don't just like any of em

Sunlady306: Gosh... I read it all.

You're forgiven!

destante: Easy munich.

Buh she's a girl

Seems this thread is mainly for the ladies. I'll be back