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ggrin: so

Comot here! Look at this p#ssy claiming dick

Gay

Chuksemi: LaurelP , Valmunich, dygeasy. Some borri is feeling funky here oh

Don't worry, the nigga has been blacklisted long time ago

farano: Mr Nigeria but broke is a capital NO NO for me

Keep shut there.. What happened to true love

destante: Hehe. i-reporter

I read your new diary, seems like it's gon be interesting! You better not keep it dry. Good use of English though

All these ladies thinking that they know niggas too well though

You're the cutest ghost

Hmmmm... This one is in love oo

Aswear, this Op must be the most romantic man on earth

Why you feel shy talking to people, especially girls, just imagine in your mind, this person poops just like I do and also makes that 'face' while taking a dump, just think of random shiii that'll not make you rate the person high. Then you're good to go. Thank me lerra

Na fp material be this, make I shapaly book space

So what do you want us to tell you now

tosyne2much: Which kind rubbishh be dat naaa.... Sunday ought to be a sacred day.. In as much as Nobody holy pass dsnt mean u shld be doing poooo without a atom of discipline.. If after church service comes sex, then you have business being a christian... The service sermon for that day should at level ring in ur mind till the end of d day

Lmao... I couldn't help but laugh the moment I saw the topic. Some people are useless for real

I'm trying to comment

Make I go kpoff/puff means make I go smoke/weed

iceberylin: I'll Blaim the bride...seriously body no be FIREWOOD

Seriously oo! And besides konji na bastard!

bustyhelen: Virgin guy is no no for me.

I can't b patient to start teaching him the rudiments of sexual prowess.

I would chose an experienced guy over inexperienced guy.

experienced guy can experiment unlike virgin man or guy.

Are you a Virgo?

chemystery: tosyne2much, LaurelP, Valmunich and Naijaboiy abeg which of una release this one from zoo? Who sabi this one before? Ihn just want make dem notice am. Yeye!

No mind the yeye boy, na that small letter wey him write give banega dey freak am

Chuksemi: Its quite fulfilling..... When I started , I was very little. I thought that if I made much noise with my urine at night, armed robbers would become alerted and come after me. . Thank God I am older now, I still do it just because I hate the noise it makes if my urine were to go in directly

Lol... Your own bahd oo

Chuksemi: Me, especially at night when every where is quiet.

Ohk sire, so we are both into this?

Nico&vinz ft TI - Am I wrong

Also Do things that'll make her smile and also compliment her looks. while doing that, don't just say it just like that like every other person does, go deep. I.e Don't just tell you look pretty/gorgeous every other guy out there tells her that. find something like her hairdo, clothe, handbag, the perfume she's wearing and compliment her on it, don't overdo it though

destante: Lol i read it completely but its nothing.

Nah, it's not nothing, you've sinned gravely by finishing that poo, but since your heart is pure and you did it unknowingly, you're forgiven, depart and sin no more

destante: with this you have insulted too many

Lol... You should ask for forgiveness now if you're guilty

Kachisbarbie: that means I hurt myself from the womb...it's a birthmark ...lol
...seriously, it's a birthmark and I now like it.

Lol... It had better been one

Even if it ends with a goalless draw, we are still way better than man. #blues

Kachisbarbie: My husband said I own him - He has never given me any cause to doubt it...the mother should stick to her own husband...I don't own my son, amma start sticking it into his head, when he is of age...
:- even the bible confirms it @Matt 19:4-6

...now all this husband this - wife that - them becoming too much

Come, you've gotta explain this cos it's like you've started cheating I see a spot on your lower lip, seems like someone hurt you there. Can you explain this

Other teams waiting to play man. U be like

tosyne2much: LaurelP, Valmunich and Naijaboiy... Why dis OP dey behave lik say e still dey kindergarten ?

Me mah tire for the Mata oo