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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Handsome Guys And Chicks On Nairaland by valmunich(m): 12:15pm On Sep 28, 2014
Tallesty1: Which one among them is your main accounthuh



Talk True
Lmao grin grin
Music/RadioRe: Who's Your Favorite Musician And Why? by valmunich(op): 11:14am On Sep 28, 2014
snrman: Erigga and rick Ross why cus I just say huh(rick Ross groan)
This your reason is quite hilarious.. Lol
RomanceRe: Ladies: Which Is 'sexier' Guys With Deep Voices Or Those With Tiny Voices? by valmunich(m): 10:35am On Sep 28, 2014
In the place of mrcork, "bro, sorry, how long you been Gay?? grin
Forum GamesRe: Drop A Word That Will Make Someone Check The Dictionary by valmunich(m): 10:29am On Sep 28, 2014
destante: funny thing is I know that word exists, but I had forgotten the meaning. You reminded me sha.
Lol... Just take a look atew! grin
Forum GamesRe: Drop A Word That Will Make Someone Check The Dictionary by valmunich(m): 9:30am On Sep 28, 2014
destante: okay say the meaning. don't consult ur dico o! tongue
Lol.. I don't know how to put it buh it's like something that is excessive. That's the best word I can find smiley
RomanceRe: I Wooed Her Under The Influence Of Alcohol by valmunich(m): 9:21am On Sep 28, 2014
Op, just one wrap of weed will settle this, trust me
RomanceRe: 38 Facts You Should Know About Loneliness by valmunich(m): 9:16am On Sep 28, 2014
All these facts everywhere makes the whole stuff boring, the other was .... Ways to poo in your guys toilet, like seriously huh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Which Month Baby Are You? / What Are Your Qualities? by valmunich(m): 9:11am On Sep 28, 2014
Wow! June just explained me
Forum GamesRe: Drop A Word That Will Make Someone Check The Dictionary by valmunich(m): 9:07am On Sep 28, 2014
destante: plethora
Nah, that didn't make me check grin
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by valmunich(m): 11:33pm On Sep 27, 2014
KelvinGraphics: U know iam a very shy guy... I find it difficult looking pretty galz straight on dia face when talking to them
Lol.. And you can't look at her picture too?
RomanceRe: The Cutest And Realest Four On Nairaland by valmunich(m):
LegendarySage: NL and retarded trolls. Why is it biting u? I don't know any of them personally, neither do u, why are u killing yourself because I mentioned Logicalmindy and benromeo39? Feel free to mention urs.
Chai! See fine geh!!! cheesy cheesy will you like to be one in my fleet of concubines? grin

@Topic I don't know why some people wan die over nothing. The OP said you can mention yours if you ain't cool with it.
RomanceRe: 3 Ways To Tell That A Woman Is In Love With You by valmunich(m): 11:42am On Sep 27, 2014
Exactly!
zizazizu: You just described every gurl's relationship to her pastor.
RomanceRe: Good Sex Or Good Food by valmunich(m): 10:44am On Sep 27, 2014
Good food Jawie! cheesy
RomanceRe: Unusual Birthday Wish Of Tiwa To Tee Billz - Likely Breakup Soon by valmunich(m): 10:41am On Sep 27, 2014
Make mtn mast fall on top my head if I open that link!!
RomanceRe: Advise PLZ by valmunich(m): 10:31pm On Sep 26, 2014
Follow your heart, take your brain along
RomanceRe: The Cutest And Realest Four On Nairaland by valmunich(m): 8:11pm On Sep 26, 2014
naijaboiy: Omo no be small thing ooo...

I just lose one contest now now embarassed
You did great bruh, I actually enjoyed your lines
RomanceRe: The Cutest And Realest Four On Nairaland by valmunich(m): 7:40pm On Sep 26, 2014
Kachisbarbie: naso I see am. Ain't taking chances, the way niggas be breaking heart these days, a lady gatz have planB

You don't like? @naijaboy...I can change it for your viewing pleasure...lol
grin grin Lol... Just leave am shaa, na my nigga him be, we go dey manage together
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by valmunich(m): 7:36pm On Sep 26, 2014
Chai! I can literally cut the heart breaks here with a knife grin
RomanceRe: The Cutest And Realest Four On Nairaland by valmunich(m): 7:22pm On Sep 26, 2014
tosyne2much: Hey parlie how una dey now.. Valmunich, naijaboiy, Tallesty1... How 2day use go now ?
I dey oh, how you nah?
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by valmunich(m): 7:17pm On Sep 26, 2014
djeezy: Background playlist

××Playing August Alsina kissin on my tatoos in the background.××
...John Legend you & I(nobody in the world)......
......Frank ocean thinking about you...
Miley cyrus Adore you.




To my dearest Sarimah....

Sarimah I used to believe that love is the king of slavery,
But when I fell for you I realised expressing it was bravery.
I don't mind, I need you in my life more than he needed his family in ''12 years a slave''.
I've waited for this day to let my feelings out of the cave.

I was peeking at your posts the other day wondering how it all started,
I dont believe in magic but this was magical...
Couldn't believe that I could fall for posts and a picture, i saw it as mystical.

...but as time went on, you captivated my heart in a million ways that I cannot explain,
......... i swear Baby na you dey burst my brain!!!
You came pouring heavily and mizzling like the expected rain,
Now my feelings for you have grown like a grain of mustard seed, growing faster and larger than unwanted weed.
You unconsciously took me in a magical mystery ride,
Spinning my head around when your towering hips glide.

I know this is nairaland and you may say everything on nairaland ends in nairaland,
WE can create our own fantasy more real than disneyland.
There is never a time or place for true love.
It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.
I won't hurt you nor allow you to live in torment.

My heart beats 10 times faster than the tick of the clock on my wall.
I want to sweep you off your feet and be the one to catch you when you fall.
Tick tock, tick tock goes my heartbeat when I see your mention,
I knew I was getting close to your heart when I got your attention.
When I fell for you my heart was on fire.
To be with you was my one and only desire.


Allow me to show you a love so untamed and so intense.
Allow me to show you a love so fresh and unique it breaks down your defense.
In your glamour and grandeur I gather a loving solace.
When you're mine never shall any girl bewitch me or neither take your place.
Only you can lift the burden in my soul,
Only you can fix my broken pieces and make me whole.

I will love you more each and every day,
Your so beautiful and perfect in every way,
I knew the moment I first saw your posts that there was something about you I needed.
Turns out it wasn’t something about you at all. It was just
YOU I wanted.


Words cannot describe what i feel for you,
.....trying to do so I ran out of words..
Even with the dictionary used by house of lords.
You are like a pill and pain killer I'd love to take.
I'd love to take an overdose just to get addicted to you,
I think about you daily like i've been enchanted by a love portion,
Your total package has turned into my concoction.
You're like a goddess, can I be your shrine?
.......and I'll cherish you, kiss your tender lips knowing you're mine.


I like the word 'affection' because it signifies something
habitual,
and we are yet to meet but I've felt something perpetual.
Each day I read your posts reminiscencing like we've had memories,
Imagine you in my arms singing and telling you stories.


Baby, I want to be the one to light up your world and put a smile on your face,
Hold you close to me, feeling your warmth embrace.
I want to make you feel loved and appreciated,
I want to be the reason you believe in love,
I know you dream of a man that will hold you.....cherish you......adore you....
I know such a dream is realistic only if you try......
And give a chance to a heart that truly cares,
Baby I don't want nobody but you...
I want our love to be fresher than the morning dew.
I give myself to you with all my heart
I'm yours for all of time.......
Your slave, your king, your anything
only say that you are mine
...........Pls say YES
............................. I LOVE YOU SARIMAH.
Now this right here can move mountains
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by valmunich(m): 7:09pm On Sep 26, 2014
marieolae: Ahhhh I don't know who to choose. This is SOOOOO hard
Why you dey waste time? Do make others enter
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by valmunich(m): 6:52pm On Sep 26, 2014
Bahd Sharp naijaboiy!! grin
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by valmunich(m): 6:50pm On Sep 26, 2014
claireshan: No thanks
Ok.. Don't gimme that look next time.. *puffs smoke outta my nose*
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by valmunich(m): 6:45pm On Sep 26, 2014
claireshan: shocked shocked shocked
You want some?? smiley
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by valmunich(m): 6:41pm On Sep 26, 2014
Lights my weed*
FoodRe: Have You Ever Tried This Ancient Technique? (picture Included) by valmunich(m): 6:26pm On Sep 26, 2014
destante: waawu teh me, I should e-slap him cuz he e-grabbed me huh
How should I know? smiley
FoodRe: Have You Ever Tried This Ancient Technique? (picture Included) by valmunich(m): 6:24pm On Sep 26, 2014
Buoyantic: bros I take God beg you just pass
Lol... I'm not tryna spoil ya fun though smiley
RomanceRe: The Cutest And Realest Four On Nairaland by valmunich(m): 6:21pm On Sep 26, 2014
Tallesty1: Welcome bro, you did well by unghosting yourself.


BTW this your moniker nah village name oo.

Are you from Nsukkahuh
Lol.. The ovoko gat me laughing
FoodRe: Have You Ever Tried This Ancient Technique? (picture Included) by valmunich(m): 6:17pm On Sep 26, 2014
destante: hehe. was a bit aii tho. thanks.
He grabbed you from behind and you're laughing huh

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