₦airaland Forum

rokiatu:
Hes not on nairaland and hes not my child. I wouldn't post his pic on a public forum that he ain't even a member of. And that too without his permission.

It's alright...

But you'll love to see other post pictures of theirs

rokiatu:
He ain't that special pleaseee my boo is finer then him.


I am just a fan of his music thats all. And I was been sarcastic obviously.

And I don't even want to date him with his std inffacted dic..k. Nigga drink and sleep sex with different kinds of women.


No doubt hes cute and got a sexy smile and I love his music cuz I love sex songs. Thats all. Will never want to date him. So because hes a celeb so what?

Really??

It's his life I guess, he obviously wants it like that ...

Your boo is finer?? Well let's see him... It's what this thread was created for anyways

rokiatu:
But we are on a break right now thou.

i AM ANGRY WITH HIM WITH THAT SLOW MOTION VIDEO HE WAS TOO INTIMATE WITH THAT GIRL.

LOL... Trey songz?

In your next life...

Even ashiii business don dey digitalized?

I think me and my family are gonna picnic right here


*spreads paw Paw leaves*
*gives out weed to everybody as we wait for the show*

Oboy.. Na true oh...

Picks up phone and dials my wife's number*

Gollibe, is this how have chosen to live your life

Why patience own come be house wife nah?

I always knew it was a lie..

Mbaka be doing everything to bring down politicians since the days of OBJ

Unibenstudent I think say you Don get sense oh...

One of em realest shiii

Absolutely right,,, they need it more

The most brilliant girl in our class from primary 1-5

She's getting married next month

This plot of land has been bought for my great grand kids

God forbid I get attracted to some tank that serves as a passage for poo

It's either those big boobs or nothing

blessingdickson:
buh...... am here

LOL.. Hope you know the position of a wife is a very vital one?

So what are your qualifications?
Let's see your CV

Throws my shirt on and heads straight to the Meshai stand

Mum... Damn! I wish I can get a wife like her

Vickybee:
I have noticed you.

Instead of wasting time noticing people, do something beneficial with it like getting laid or something

Vickybee:
Total knock out.

It's Technical knock out

Lol.. I remember having this radio was the swag then

A thread for self-aggrandisement?

Nigga, just two weeks and you already yearning for her visitation?

You must be a better piece of crap than Peter Griffin in family guy

All these corrupt leaders needs some kinda revolution to wipe em all off honestly.

Y'all screaming change,,, most of these past pdp leaders and members, are they not virtually the same APC guys?

More like same shiii different air refresher

Lol.. That No.5 needs to be strangled

Pishure of the glued punnah

mirexxx:
butt doesn't reserve poo
its only a passage for it

LOL.. So far it mixes or it's associated with poo...

It's a poo tank!

mirexxx:
yours is a poo tank too

Ain't opposing that..

I'm only against niggas that gets all freaky about some poo reservoir

dechandel:
I was Buhari's Waec supervisor that year
And I was in my mid thirties. Do the math

LOL... Nne m inwugo nu be that nah

It has been an honour quoting a ghost

Ab025:
are u sure? then check out this nairalander-"rokiatu" profile and come back with testimonies

It doesn't change the fact that it's still a poo tank

Nah, not attracted to that shiii


It's just a poo tank