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Pastor indeed

KingTom:
I know boss

Owh... Lest I forget, happy birthday anniversary hommes.. Free weed for the day

Orijin101:
That your head wey be like pear wey never ripe ehn ?

I never settle you all the orijin wey i owe you?
Valmunich, come settle your case for here ooo coz na you dey keep records of the daily activities for industry

LOL.. Oga this is not about kush nah.. Na your area be this. Weed na my own specialty

KingTom:
Ok o, thank God say Alberto2k, Valmunich Oworitakpor and Orijin101-105 still dey

Anytime bro, you know I gat you

What sort of name is North West by the way?

so much for being a man

ivyy:
Exactly the "y" is what makes me different

Chai! C'mon for you, I expected something more than "just a y"

ivyy:
Am specially wonderfully and uniquely made

LOL.. It's just a "y" that differentiates you from every other ivy

ivyy:
Google it

Saw ivy only, how come your own ivyy?

Orijin101:
Local!

Na the idea nah

LaurelP:
Okechukwu

Cmon! Igbo boys movement..

Orijin101:

The name bam shey?

ivyy:
Very much yes

What's the meaning?

ivyy:
Ivyy

Is that even a name

Oworitakpor

Tolexander:
DJ Xclusive's homogenous line of thought sir?

What is homogenous in his line of thought in the statement?

You don't know what homogeneity is again

What a pusssy!

Tolexander:
the fact that he uses electricity to power his turn table is enough give him concern make him know the situation of the sector.

That's why his homogeneous line of thought wouldn't allow him see other pressing issues in the country in line with steady power supply.

What does he know other than "turning tables" ?

kevinberry:
Is divorce an option over some silly things

Nah.. It's for better for worse but if she goes ahead to initiate the divorce process, cool

I'll come back to read and comment when I'm in the friendzone

She has to be in her mid 20s and above all a fresh punnah

Was this supposed to be funny

If I hear say I no use that trunk cover comot her head

Why she go dey thief my thing

OP, arrange your work next time


It looks pretty boring to read

iamrealdeji:
Angelina,even if i see you in front of my door,all i'll say is "hi,are you asking for someone?" the way i act in real life is far different from nairaland,i over flatter girls and exergerate their beauty on nairaland and act like im falling in love with a girl when in real life,i may not even look at the girl twice

Bro.. Sorry to ask this but who asked for this epistle

missclasssy:
Yes, she is human
She just has a Paraphilia called Dendrophilia

Its a sexual deviation where one is sexually attracted to trees.
Its rare but there have been accounts of people having it. They are mostly white though

Did you not realize that my question was a rhetoric one?

onila:
what is there not to understand

commot for road

How do you want your "k" upper or lower case?

Is she human?

What's your point actually

Can't understand your English