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Politics / Re: TB Joshua Foretold Bayero University Bomb Blast by Valprof: 2:58pm On Apr 29, 2012
andyanders: @Valprof

Listen, you have a spiritual wife on your case You need deliverance. Go to SCOAN Synagogue Church of All Nations and God will deliver you.
Guy nawa for u oo! My story implies that I 'had' ,not 'have' a spiritual chick. Halleluah somebody!
Politics / Re: TB Joshua Foretold Bayero University Bomb Blast by Valprof: 2:44pm On Apr 29, 2012
antartica:

What are you?an immortal abi?You are just a combination of cells that were lucky form properly,though,maybe with the exception of the cells that are missing some nuerons.
U must have listened attentively to ur biology teacher, but plz ,I'm not a mere fussion of cells. There is something ethereal or divine in every man.Go read your books ,prof! This issue is beyond ur relm
Politics / Re: TB Joshua Foretold Bayero University Bomb Blast by Valprof: 2:13pm On Apr 29, 2012
antartica:

You probably don't have woman,you dont self-service,meanwhile you are bursting with juices.The only other way you can let it out is in the "dream",while asleep.

When you are sleeping the brain is calmly awake,the brain cannot sleep and it sometimes subconsciously tune into what bothers you in real life and you sometimes find your self acting it out,even when you are suppose to be sleeping.

Find yourself a lively bytch man,that will give to you when you want it.
An assessment of a carnal man- always myopic

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Politics / Re: TB Joshua Foretold Bayero University Bomb Blast by Valprof: 1:32pm On Apr 29, 2012
Hi pals! I know this is odd . Recently , I have been experiencing the dreadest of all dreams, and it's been giving me a truck load of concern. I didn't need a prophet to tell me my spiritual life was hijacked .Thus, I settled for prayers and I'm glad I did. As usual, a girl came, merchandising her femine body b4 me- hmmm!!!.The usual thing is that I'd grab her and give her a bang ,only to wake up and have my boxers regrettably messed up, and I'll rue the rest of the day- I so much loathe the experience. Last nite was a different kettle of fish. The girl came and studiously held me to the floor. At first, say -no strenght was far from me .She strenghtened her tentacles by giving me a smack on my lips - I completely went submissive. Not long, a force, determined and inexplicable came into me and just like an electric bulb would illuminate a dark room, I regained myself and swiftly pushed away that figure.I felt victorious, elated, emancipated, unshackled and unburdened as I watched her walk away in a perceptible dismay.Halleluiah!!.I believe the devil with his accomplices has ceded their hold on me.I solicit your reactions
Health / Re: I Found Anti-retroviral Drugs In My Husband's Car. by Valprof: 12:11pm On Apr 29, 2012
Hi pals! I know this is odd . Recently , I have been experiencing the dreadest of all dreams, and it's been giving me a truck load of concern. I didn't need a prophet to tell me my spiritual life was hijacked .Thus, I settled for prayers and I'm glad I did. As usual, a girl came, merchandising
Romance / Re: I've Been Told That He Is A DOG!!!!! by Valprof: 7:06pm On Apr 28, 2012
Hi pals! I know this is odd . Recently , I have been experiencing the dreadest of all dreams, and it's been giving me a truck load of concern. I didn't need a prophet to tell me my spiritual life was hijacked .Thus, I settled for prayers and I'm glad I did. As usual, a girl came, merchandising her inviting femine body before me- hmmm!. The usual thing is that I'd grab her with my well gymed arms and give her a bang , only to wake up and have my boxers regrettably messed up, and I'd rue the rest of the day- I so much loathe the experience . S0, the damsel came and studiously held me to the floor. At first , say-no power was far from me .She deepened my weakness when she gave me a smack on the lips- I instantaneously went submissive. Not long, a force, determined and inexplicable came into me, and just like an electric bulb would illuminate a dark room, I regained myself and pushed her away almost immediately. I Felt victorious, elated,unshackled and unburdened as she walked away in a perceptible dismay .Glory to be god! It is a miracle. I know you may not understand how I feel now
Family / Re: How Supportive Was Your Significant Other While You Were Pregnant? by Valprof: 8:11am On Apr 28, 2012
Without mincing words, I cant do all these simply because she's pregnant.Maturity my nyash.If she cant carry d belle,na quits be dat.I have other fish to fry other than this maternity -induced servitude.Who told her to marry in the first place.
Family / Re: How Supportive Was Your Significant Other While You Were Pregnant? by Valprof: 7:48am On Apr 28, 2012
sunnshyn:
See him mouth! I'm sure u didnt't mean all dem nonsense u wrote up der! Ur intended/wife & I forgive u, cos u obviously weren't in a stable state of mind wen u wrote dat...rubbish!
MTCHEW!.Would she also feel left in the lurch if i provide her with house helps? I know if all this maternal care and blah blah were a test, I'd carry it over till year 202020.......,VALENTINE
Sports / Re: I Hate Football, Does That Makes Me Less Of A Man? by Valprof: 9:02am On Apr 27, 2012
tchaik:
Sounds so GAY! WTF
YES.he's either a chronic womanizer or an incurable gay.The guy should go to his mother's kitchen and weep
Education / Re: Federal University Oye Ekiti Post Utme by Valprof: 9:01pm On Nov 15, 2011
Plz teecrown dont go to unizik .go to abu zaria. Plz avoid these s/east universities.i know why i'am saying this
Education / Re: Federal University Oye Ekiti Post Utme by Valprof: 7:14am On Nov 14, 2011
Ha ha ha 289 is not easy to come by,but ond thing detectably is that some students that wrote fuoye had got admission in other schools,but maybe they dont like the school ,they now went to do 'try your luck'. I've gained admission but i'm too big for state schools ,and if i tell u my jamb score guy u go jonz. Its me, prof valentino
Education / Re: Federal University Oye Ekiti Post Utme by Valprof: 7:32am On Nov 13, 2011
MAKABBEY:

Guy 11-11-11 is a day i can never 4get, i am now admitted to uniosun. I pray dat GOD will do urs
dis forum is 4 fuoye aspirants not uniosun
Education / Re: Federal University Oye Ekiti Post Utme by Valprof: 7:18am On Nov 13, 2011
LATEST INfO.the long awaited fuoye list will be out before the end of this month. Source: from a reliable source(07036236313) the basis for admission is chiefly jamb score.your p ume score is just a clog in the wheel.if your jamb score is high ,goodluck to you.
Education / Re: Federal University Oye Ekiti Post Utme by Valprof: 9:30pm On Nov 12, 2011
this is a very bad start for the school.the've stepped off on the wrong foot. They should give students their true scores ,even if that will escalate the cut off mark
Education / Re: Federal University Oye Ekiti Post Utme by Valprof: 8:50pm On Nov 12, 2011
fuoye will pay dearly for this unhumanity.they wont get away with this infamous, kleptocratic act. However let's keep our fingers crossed. God is watching. Jubilation is in the offing.
Education / Re: Federal University Oye Ekiti Post Utme by Valprof: 11:13am On Nov 11, 2011
I repeat, who knows any boko member .let's put fuoye on fire. Itz either they rectify the problem or they annul every pume result and admit student according to jamb score. Let come out en masse and visit them come next week.there is strenght in unity.reach me on 07036236313
Education / Re: Federal University Oye Ekiti Post Utme by Valprof: 7:37pm On Nov 10, 2011
yaundee watz ur score
Education / Re: Federal University Oye Ekiti Post Utme by Valprof: 3:17pm On Nov 09, 2011
We cant let this lie.nigerian student fight!, fight! 4 ur hard earned money . U fight we win ,u keep quiet we all lose out
Education / Re: Federal University Oye Ekiti Post Utme by Valprof: 3:03pm On Nov 09, 2011
Mass protest is the panacea ,but we really the services of boko
Education / Re: Federal University Oye Ekiti Post Utme by Valprof: 11:56am On Nov 07, 2011
they ignominiously gave me 36
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Stops GEJ From Attending His Brother's Wedding by Valprof: 11:23am On Nov 07, 2011
gentlemen of boko.plz go to our universities and sanitize the rot their. Go to unn and bomb those kleptocractic official .kudos to boko!
Education / Re: Federal University Oye Ekiti Post Utme by Valprof: 1:06pm On Nov 06, 2011
if i dont see my name on that list i will just join boko. Chikena
Education / Re: Federal University Oye Ekiti Post Utme by Valprof: 8:46pm On Nov 05, 2011
We'll continue to witness this sham ,unless we stand to our feet and abolish post ume in nigeria.Imagine a ludicrous score like 4/100. Not even our new born baby will get dat kind score
Education / Re: Federal University Oye Ekiti Post Utme by Valprof: 8:39pm On Nov 05, 2011
This fuoye commedy is getting interesting.perhaps na abokis and olodos designed their site.I have 3 different numbers.The one my pume slip says no result found.The one on my proposed course gives another persons result ,and the one on my shedule gives my true result. folish school!!!
Education / Re: Federal University Oye Ekiti Post Utme by Valprof: 5:29pm On Nov 05, 2011
this is incompetence exemplified.fuoye has failed post ume wise. I saw it coming. Even when they shamelessly told us there was a mistake in the question paper , i couldn't help wondering the type of school they were. THEY should therefore swallow their pride and admit students based on their jamb scores
Education / Re: Federal University Oye Ekiti Post Utme by Valprof: 3:14pm On Nov 04, 2011
any news about the cut off mark.is over 50
Education / Re: Federal University Oye Ekiti Post Utme by Valprof: 6:40am On Nov 03, 2011
Is this a dream? I cant tell anyone that i scored 36.i am too ashamed to say such thing.who knows if it is over 50.my no is 07036236313
Education / Re: Federal University Oye Ekiti Post Utme by Valprof: 9:36pm On Nov 02, 2011
what a charade? Fuoye must provide a reason for this.I asked one of their portal administrator whether it is over 50 or 100 ,and he said they would still notify us about about that.i cant have 36 in pume and god knows it
Education / Re: Fuoye Post Utme Result Is Out by Valprof: 5:58pm On Nov 01, 2011
plz is it over 50 or 100
Education / Re: Varsities Turn Post- Utme To Revenue Generation -jamb by Valprof: 6:06am On Oct 28, 2011
;d
Education / Re: Federal University Oye Ekiti Post Utme by Valprof: 11:10pm On Oct 27, 2011
please i mean everyone that took economics should bare their jamb scores .again , how many students do yo think they will admit per department.i am just paranoid grin
Education / Re: Federal University Oye Ekiti Post Utme by Valprof: 2:54pm On Oct 27, 2011
please guys,will fuoye give special cut off mark for those that chose it as 1st choice?.and if u wrote economics plz drop ur score lets know your fate.you can reach me on 07036236313

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