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Forum Games / Re: Who Would You Call In This Case? (Pictured) by Valprof: 7:47am On Jan 17, 2018
Aprilivangie:
My sister who is a doctor.....she never picks her phone....call her in emergency and u are a dead meat
l like docs

Can u hook us up?

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Religion / Re: My Grandfather Was A Native Doctor: Is The Generational Curse Phenomenon True? by Valprof: 11:05pm On Dec 19, 2017
petra1:



You need to go for deliverance . If your father had not initiated you , there is a very high tendency to still be afflicted . Because devils from such background always come for their pound of flesh how much more that your father initiated you at young age . Especially if you're a first born . I don't know if you are . Now the Bible says if any man be in christ he is a new creature . But the devil doesn't see it that way . It's your personal Faith that counts . You can fight a fight of faith by praying hard in toungues and worshiping God in intimate relationship. You can defeat it by the word of God l but to be on safer side get to an experienced minister in casting devils to do a thorough cleansing . I have cast devils out of pastors who speak in Tongues and sometimes even demons talked through them saying things like ." I AM THE IDOL OF HUS FATHERS HOUSE , I HAVE CAGED HIS PROSPERITY, HE REFUSED TO WORSHIP ME" Some of these pastors don't even believe they had such issues . Sometimes when I play back the video from the phone and they see demons manifesting and taking through them ,they get shocked
petra pls add me on watsapp ,07036236313 or mail vtobenna@gmail.com...biko
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How I Failed An Interview With One Of The Leading Brewery In Nigeria by Valprof: 3:37pm On Dec 19, 2017
pp802:
I have a job though, but people always look for better opportunies and higher pay.

This brewery company is PLC. Its listed on the NSE. Its multinational.

I had submitted my CV a long time ago. Can't even remember when I submitted the CV.
So I got an sms and a mail for a test.

Before now, I use to have different CV's for different job vacancies. The CV's are actually based on the job title.
So I had forgotten the CV I sent, even when I saw the test invite and the job title.

I checked all my sent mails, but I couldn't find the mail I sent.

So I went to the test hall. Very tough questions I must say......especially the maths.
After the test, we shared numbers. The test finished around 12 noon. I went back to work.

Around 5pm the same day, I got an sms again for an interview, the next day......obviously I passed the test. So I called one of the guys we shared numbers and he told me he was yet to get the sms.
Early morning the next day, he called me and informed me that he eventually got the sms.

On the day of the interview, we were very few. A lot of the guys we shared numbers did not pass the test.
During the interview, I noticed that some lasted for a very long time and about 1 or 2 were short. Even the guy I called, his own session also lasted for long.

Then I was called in. They already have the CV's. They just project on the wall and ask questions. They were 3 of them.

They asked me to introduce my self. When I started the introduction, they were kinda surprised and in the middle of my introduction, they stopped me and showed me the CV I submitted on the wall.
It was one of my driving experience CV, with just an OND, and driving experiences only. No professional job experience. No Bsc, No masters.

I apologized and I told them that I have a more updated CV, where I have all the above mentioned. They asked me for the soft copy. low and behold, I was not with my updated CV. I told them I have it on my phone and I could go out and get it in a minute. They said there was no need and I should just continue.

I saw the countenance on their faces. It was as if they lost interest in the session. They didn't even ask me much question. Infact my session was actually the shortest. I knew that I had messed up. I failed woefully. I even lost interest myself, when I saw their reactions. One of the interviewer had to stand up during the session.

Today, the guy I called the day I got the sms, called me this evening when I was in the office, that he was called this afternoon and they are starting training on monday next week.

I felt so sad and downcasted. I was just not happy with myself, cos I was actually the cause.
How on earth will I go for an interview without my CV? How on the earth did the mail disappear from my sent mail? How would I go for an interview without being fully prepared?

I messed up big time!

Learn from my mistake guys.


Its part of life though!



Cheers.



Val is my name.

Am currently running my NYSC programme. l am a bit nervous about the labour market..l need experienced guys like you to teach me d ropes. I hv a nice degree from UNN and l think you'll make a great ally

My no is 07036236313, vtobenna@gmail.com

Pls add me on watsapp or if u ain't okay with that, make your own arrangements

Thanks
Religion / Re: My Grandfather Was A Native Doctor: Is The Generational Curse Phenomenon True? by Valprof: 4:23pm On Dec 17, 2017
petra1:


You can reach through personal mail . I will try reach you too
pls drop ur mail or phone no.

or take 07036236313 and add me up on watsapp

thanks
Religion / Re: My Grandfather Was A Native Doctor: Is The Generational Curse Phenomenon True? by Valprof: 11:12am On Dec 17, 2017
petra1:



You need to go for deliverance . If your father had not initiated you , there is a very high tendency to still be afflicted . Because devils from such background always come for their pound of flesh how much more that your father initiated you at young age . Especially if you're a first born . I don't know if you are . Now the Bible says if any man be in christ he is a new creature . But the devil doesn't see it that way . It's your personal Faith that counts . You can fight a fight of faith by praying hard in toungues and worshiping God in intimate relationship. You can defeat it by the word of God l but to be on safer side get to an experienced minister in casting devils to do a thorough cleansing . I have cast devils out of pastors who speak in Tongues and sometimes even demons talked through them saying things like ." I AM THE IDOL OF HUS FATHERS HOUSE , I HAVE CAGED HIS PROSPERITY, HE REFUSED TO WORSHIP ME" Some of these pastors don't even believe they had such issues . Sometimes when I play back the video from the phone and they see demons manifesting and taking through them ,they get shocked
pls how can l reach u


my brother has this same issue. l can send u his name and pics...l believe God can still do something for him.plsss
Celebrities / Re: Bose Alao Omotoyosi Battered By Husband, Razak Omotoyosi (Photos) by Valprof: 10:54pm On Oct 13, 2017
Adaumunocha:
Yes we can be annoying when irritated but that's no justification for battery. Just look at d woman's face naw..

who irritates u people.

most of u are self centred and hardly sensitive to your man's ego

you will finish his carrier with your mouth and expect him to keep calm

a girl l know can nag for 40min but wont allow u to make a 2min statement

l learnt a guy had just engaged her last 2 month. l fear for that innocent guy
Celebrities / Re: Bose Alao Omotoyosi Battered By Husband, Razak Omotoyosi (Photos) by Valprof: 9:26pm On Oct 13, 2017
l currently live with 3 women and l can tell u dat women are very annoying creatures

Men should try to avoid this inevitable temptation

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Lawyers On The Day Of Judgement. by Valprof: 2:34pm On Oct 13, 2017
Akuko Mike Ejeagha
Career / Re: Chikezie Emmanuel Uzuegbunam Makes 100 Brightest Young Minds In Africa 2017 List by Valprof: 2:21pm On Oct 13, 2017
AFonja?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crime / Re: Man Caught With 7 Human Heads In Ogun State(photos) by Valprof: 9:47am On Oct 13, 2017
Johnnyessence:
There was mild drama today in Mowe, Ogun State, after a man was allegedly caught with seven human heads. According to sources, the man was on his way to Lagos. He had approached a commercial bus driver to transport only him.
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He driver allegedly told him he would pay for the 18-passenger space and he agreed. This made the driver suspicious and asked him for the content of the sack he was carrying. .
It was gathered that he replied that it was clothes, but the driver insisted on confirming. He later wanted to flee, but he was apprehended.

source:http://www.pressnewsng.com.ng/2017/10/man-caught-with-7-human-heads-in-ogun_12.html
NA AFONJA WHOLESALER

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Lied To Police About Tagbo Umeike's Death. How CCTV Exposed Him by Valprof: 6:57pm On Oct 11, 2017
emeijeh:
Tagbo this, Tagbo that.




Can't we just hear word?!





Next!!!!!!!
because he ain't your brother abi? e go soon reach u

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Romance / Re: Unmarried Kenyan Lady In Wedding Gown Carries Placard In Search Of A Husband by Valprof: 7:24pm On Aug 22, 2017
And one mugu is somewhere crying for a girl

only if men will understand their worth, the slay queen enterprise will collapse

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Crime / Re: Married Man Lands In Court For Fingering And Harassing A 12-yr-old Girl For Sex by Valprof: 7:27pm On Aug 19, 2017
Afonja

...Simply the best

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Romance / Re: Things That Girls Hate To Listen by Valprof: 7:00pm On Aug 19, 2017
Women are allergic to truth and reality

l have never taken them serious

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Celebrities / Re: Juliana Olayode In "REBIRTH": Why I Lied That I Was A Virgin by Valprof: 12:20pm On Aug 18, 2017
MaziOmenuko:
Lol...thats what you get when you exaggerate that piece of flesh between the labia minora and labia majora. Not all guys give a fvckk about virginity, I wouldn't go close to one if I was in the dating game. WHo wants to spend their honeymoon nursing wounds? Would be quite frustrating I tell ya.

Anyway, the role Toyo played in the Jenifa's diary got into her head and she feels she could be that 'Toyo' in real life; afterall, that was what her fans saw that attracted them to her; the fake Toyo, not the real Juliana.
guy u still dey alive..NYSC Bleep boy
Romance / Re: "If My Boyfriend Is Broke, I Will Cheat On Him" - Nigerian Lady Explains Why by Valprof: 5:41pm On Aug 16, 2017
Omo, na do me l do u

I think guys should learn to make their marriage purely transactional. let us begin to give these ladies a taste of their own medicine

As for me, a lady should have at least one of these criteria before l can marry her

1.Virtue: that is, she is a Virgin

2.Asset: for instance, she studied medicine

3.Looks:she is extraordinary beautiful


Guys wisen up. Let's see who suffers @ last. lf you must have silver and gold before dating her, pls try to benefit something before giving her your precious surname. Never settle for a broke girl when your painful hussle pays off

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Politics / Re: Farmer Welcomes Quadruplets In Sokoto, Receives Donations From Tambuwal by Valprof: 1:40pm On Aug 16, 2017
Liberal85:

Just because you're suffering from sterility doesn't mean you should encourage the more fortunate to stop procreating..
I don't have time for u...
Politics / Re: Farmer Welcomes Quadruplets In Sokoto, Receives Donations From Tambuwal by Valprof: 12:28pm On Aug 16, 2017
I'm not impressed one bit

We should declare state of emergency on ruthless fucking

The population is 2 much

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Politics / Re: Nigeria May Go The Way Of Rwanda, Congo DR, Says Ezekwesili by Valprof: 9:08am On Aug 16, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

I pray the disintegration of this sham union be done peacefully.

But even if they want it to go the way of Sudan, Rwanda and Congo DR,
We are ready!
My bare hands alone will strangle a minimum of 280 when the time comes.
lf u mean 280 afonja, then l'd say IT IS POSSIBLE
Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife Radiates In His Newly Refurbished Palace, Amidst Marriage Separation by Valprof: 9:23pm On Aug 15, 2017
Afonja and failed union be like kpomo and okro
Politics / Re: Oyo Identifies 60 New Erosion Prone Sites, Seeks Fg’s Intervention by Valprof: 8:56pm On Aug 15, 2017
NCAN members are coming from the East

Their eyes is Red

And their morale is high!!

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Romance / Re: Man Kneels Down To Propose To His Girlfriend During Her Birthday Celebration by Valprof: 1:08pm On Aug 11, 2017
Zane2point4:
Just this morning we have witnessed two proposals already
And what suprises me is the ladies look descent and not so extra beautiful..
Now my question is what about the SLAY QUEENS?

A colleague told me whenever he wants to marry he will look for somone he can manage, not someone that will manage him... Lols, i guess he is right afterall.
who is a slay queen no

is dat lady a virgin? pls behave
Crime / Re: Pastor Contracted Me To Get A Virgin For Ritual Purposes —suspect (photo) by Valprof: 7:23pm On Aug 10, 2017
l have been observing d lgbos and d yorubas keenly on this forum.

Pushing drugs in overseas despite their watertight security logistics demands a great deal of courage,morale or guts

But to slice the throat of a defenceless,helpless, hapless,and armless little girl for ritual purpose is d most cowardly act a tribe could be known for

l respect the lgbos a lot

FYI: l be Akwa lbom guy

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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa's Opinion On Whatsapp Calls Got Her Slammed by Valprof: 12:26pm On Aug 09, 2017
whether watsapp or credit.

no be to communicate matter?

Naija girls sef

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Crime / Re: Underground Ritualist Den Uncovered At Obadeyi Bus Stop, Lagos by Valprof: 4:13pm On Aug 08, 2017
DonXavi:
Actually I rushed in here to check something..... NCA reporter in the diaspora... grin grin grin grin grin

unfortunately no name.
l dont need any name.... We already know the owners
Celebrities / Re: Biafra: Chiwetalu Agu Warns Hausas, Fulani, "Fire Of God Will Roast All Of You" by Valprof: 2:32pm On Aug 05, 2017
StephDamielola:
Let's Learn to live in peace....



The ruling class should Stop punishing the Igbos.




Igbos, stop the insults and name calling.
we don't want naa

aunty this ur unity begging don too much

abi u get boyfriend in the east
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Was Not Jobless Before He Embarked On IPOB And Biafra Mission by Valprof: 2:22pm On Aug 05, 2017
the mod dat banned me for giving Damilola or whatever her name is a taste of her medicine should purge his heart of tribalistic inclinations

So she can insult IPOB, but cant be referred to as afonja girl.

she can call us gullible and folish but l can't call her dirty

OK.....moderation fall on person

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Education / Re: Nigerian Universities That Won't Offer Law And Accounting Anymore by Valprof: 10:42pm On Jan 10, 2017
Drienzia:
My candid advice is ..Don't even think of adding two result. Seat for another Waec or neck and ensure you make all required subjects. University administration don't focus on jamb score alone for admission..Your O level result speaks louder now. A one seating will give u 10points while a two seating will give 3... Bro think. If u fail to plan, you plan to fail. Waec registration is on..while that of be neco is around the corner.
u are right about the point thing..... but I still want to know if it can be done
Education / Re: Nigerian Universities That Won't Offer Law And Accounting Anymore by Valprof: 7:14pm On Jan 10, 2017
Drienzia:
.Some Nigerian universities have deviated from their core courses. The Federal Government has directed some of universities to stop running programmes that are outside their mandates.


Gaining admission is the core desire of some Nigerian youths; they are blinded by the persistent need to join their peers in the university. They do not pay attention to the courses being run by the schools in as much as they get admitted.

The Federal Government of Nigeria has looked into the academic sector by forbidding some varsities to stop offering major courses they are not at liberty to run while they warned some of them to stop changing the nomenclature of some courses.


In truth, some courses have been twisted to suit the need of the school and the administrators. Courses like banking engineering have been introduced into the portal of some Nigerian universities.

Schools now offer courses that are not within their mandates. Most of the varsities affected are specialised schools that offer law and accounting. These are major courses that should not be listed in the portal of schools that seek to fulfill the need of manpower in certain sectors of the economy.

Check out the specialized universities that the FG has forbidden to offer courses like law and accounting:

Universities of Agriculture

1. Federal University of Agriculture Abeokuta (FUNAAB)

2. Federal University of Agriculture Makurdi (FUAM)

3. Michael Okpara University of Agriculture Umudike (MOUAU)

Universities of Technology

1. Federal University of Technology Akure (FUTA)



2. Federal University of Technology Owerri (FUTO)

3. Madibbo Adama University of Technology Yola (MAUTECH)

4. Ladoke Akintola University of Technology Ogbomoso (LAUTECH)

5. Abubakar Tafawa University of Technology Bauchi (ATBU)

6. Bells University of Technology Ota (BUT)

7. Rivers State University of Science and Technology Portharcourt (RSUST)

8. Enugu State University of Science and Technology Enugu (ESUT)

9. Kano University of Science and Technology Wudil (KUST)

10. Cross River State University of Tecnology Calabar (CRUTECH)

It is expected that these schools will remove law and accounting from their portals. Universities of medicine was also listed as part of those schools meddling their curriculum with courses they are not at liberty to offer.




These universities derailed from their statutory responsibility by running programmes that contradicts their mandates. Universities of Agriculture now offer courses like business administration, accounting, banking and finance, management courses and so on.

Some Nigerian universities offer banking engineering and accounting technology. It is hoped that the concerned schools will take immediate steps to stop such programmes. Candidates should also avoid choosing courses like that as they are illegal and not provided in the JAMB brochure.


https://www.naij.com/1081559-check-nigerian-universities-longer-offer-law-accounting.html

pls help.....for someone going for law in unn.....can he combine waec and neco

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Education / Re: Annual Xfire Nairaland Undergraduate Quiz Competition (scholarship) - Maiden Ed. by Valprof: 3:26pm On Jan 04, 2017
School: University of Nigeria

Course: Marketing


Level:200

Email:vtobenna@gmail.com
Romance / Re: Why Are Most Girls Like This (photo)? by Valprof: 2:17am On Nov 26, 2016
richommie:
Like am doing ryt now baby kiss

#YOLO
albino
Romance / Re: Dating A Stingy Guy by Valprof: 10:40pm On Nov 18, 2016
JLopez:

No one is saying a lady shuld b a gold digger, but an average man is happy to spend on the woman he loves, it makes him feel like a man that he his taking care of his girl.
So Bros, sure u love ur gf? Cos giving is love
givingb dnt make me feel lyk a real man.......givin a man cud as well make u feel lyk a superwoman

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