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Politics / Re: Biafra Seperatists See Hope In Trump- Voice Of America by Valprof: 1:05am On Nov 15, 2016
marykaydee:
Trump says he will concentrate on their own problems in america..He will not concern himself with biafra.. He even asked who nnamdi kanu was..lmao
@ least he askee whom he was....datz a good start.......who will ever ask of u in dis life?

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Romance / Re: "Marriage Is Not An Achievement To Some Of Us" - Club UNO CEO Rants by Valprof: 11:26pm On Nov 14, 2016
solasoulmusic:
Nice

I see Marriage as a Crown of God's Love

Can't deny that when you meet that special person favor from the Lord comes to play
mtcheww
Romance / Re: Help! I Have A Very Very Big Head (pics) by Valprof: 11:05pm On Nov 14, 2016
grin cheesy grin grin grin
classicalbenson:
from the look of ur head, u have a small dick
cheesy
classicalbenson:
from the look of ur head, u have a small dick
Romance / Re: Help! I Have A Very Very Big Head (pics) by Valprof: 10:59pm On Nov 14, 2016
iykekelvins:
Break this kind of head and u will find another head inside
guy y u wicked lykt this?? grin
iykekelvins:
Break this kind of head and u will find another head inside
guy y u wicked lyk this??
Politics / Re: Video Of Army Maltreating Igbo Children by Valprof: 7:52pm On Nov 14, 2016
[quote author=BiafraudExposed post=51035141]
Before I answer you have u protested b4[/quote) nt ur biz ......we knw u r sophisticated...continue to prosper in ur wisdom and leave us in our ignorance......do u hv a tribal mark?
Politics / Re: Video Of Army Maltreating Igbo Children by Valprof: 6:56pm On Nov 14, 2016
BiafraudExposed:
I don't just know what this Ipob/pdp gain from spreading this hate to over 900 thousand members on their group.

This is a military training video... But was posted today that Nigerian soldiers are forcing Biafran children to drink dirty water.
Many people were objecting. I don't see a reason why this Children of chukwu Abiama will cause hate to Nigeria...
This is military training not maltreatment of Igbos why making them feel like the lowest?
This is the link to the Radio Biafra London that was closed before. Giving this hateful lies.




Radio Biafra London

https://m./222919287822515?ref=opera_speed_dial

see link to the post.


https://mobile./222919287822515?view=permalink&id=1191709907610110&refid=18&ref=opera_speed_dial&_ft_=qid.6352858374014356238%3Amf_story_key.1191709907610110%3Atl_objid.1191709907610110


Then see screenshots...


BiafraudExposed
what is difficult in telling ibos dat u need them instead of pokin nose in their biz.....watz ur bix how a tribe decide to run their affair or wat they chose to believe.....Igbos are beggin u to do this work for them...learn to mind ur bix....i knw d afonjas are afraid of biafra but ur own is phenomenal

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Education / Re: How To Identify First Year Students (Hilarious Photos) by Valprof: 6:20pm On Nov 14, 2016
neurosci:




I initially mistook u for the poster considering how you rushed to his defense, but I eventually realised that u aren't the one.
But believe me when I tell you that no where in Covenant looks as dirty as this. You need to visit the sch and see for urself.
hw large is convenant university not be reasonaby neat...if u cant take care of 3 plots of land..wat can u then do?

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Politics / Re: Falana Tells Buhari To Release Dasuki by Valprof: 12:20pm On Nov 14, 2016
Stricker321:



http://punchng.com/us-ban-release-dasuki-falana-urges-buhari/
so na only dasuki he dey detain....y u no include kanu....u dy smoke?

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Crime / Re: Pastor Shoots Colleague Dead In Osun by Valprof: 12:13pm On Nov 14, 2016
GoodMuyis:
He killed Two person

==Modified@10:17
Lala why are you confusing me? FP Heading read Pastor Shoots His Friend And Fellow Pastor Dead In Osun
Which mean a Pastor Shoots His Friend (1st person) And Fellow Pastor (2nd Person) Dead In Osun

Abed small small na

u are the problem!
Romance / Re: Lovely Pre-Wedding Photos Of Akin & His Igbo Fiancée by Valprof: 1:41am On Nov 14, 2016
Iamhatey:
Wise ones are finding Love and happiness regardless of tribe WHILE the rëtàrds are finding fault with another.


I will marry anywhere I find love. All I'm after is happiness.

Happy married life guys. You made a good choice girl wink wink
talk is cheap.....love feeds on trust.....afonja do not have it

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Romance / Re: Lovely Pre-Wedding Photos Of Akin & His Igbo Fiancée by Valprof: 1:37am On Nov 14, 2016
Danfuster:



[size=50pt]Another disgruntled vile hate filled bigoted liberal Fool-Aid intoxicated brain dead Branch Ipobian ... SMH! undecided [/size]
.........SEEN BAN MATERIAL.....bt dy wont see it
Romance / Re: Lovely Pre-Wedding Photos Of Akin & His Igbo Fiancée by Valprof: 1:34am On Nov 14, 2016
Bisjosh:
grin grin

Now i know why igbo ladies despise yoruba women.

They are always after our men angry shocked

Tot they say igbo men take care of their women so why our men?! embarassed tongue
I understand ur pain.....ME SEF NO LYK IBO GALS.....dy fine pass ur sisters
Religion / Re: Photos From Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor's Birthday Ceremony by Valprof: 12:30am On Nov 14, 2016
Ceoflexygist:
Former President of the Christian Association of Nigeria and Senior Pastor of the Word of Life Bible Church Warri, Ayo Oritsejafor, turned a year older on Thursday November 10th. His wife, Helen Oritsejafor organized a birthday ceremony for him at their church in Warri today.


see photos Below:

Source: http://www.flexygist.com/2016/11/13/photos-from-former-c-a-n-president-pastor-ayo-oritsejafors-birthday-ceremony/



religious thief
Politics / Re: North, South East Politicians Join Forces Against South West by Valprof: 10:57pm On Nov 13, 2016
Diademk07:


Lmao!

What's our business with Biafra? When you ipob eediots are serious, you would call your senators and politician to pass the bill for your secession instead of running on the street naked like mad people but do your politicians even have such thought? They already know what would befall a landlocked red mud erosion ravaged region as the southeast region, hence their distance from your foolishness!

As a matter of fact, we want you lots out of Nigeria as soon as possible!
I FEEL UR PAIN BRO! ME SEF NO LIKE IPOB......BT WETIN MAN GO DO?
Politics / Re: North, South East Politicians Join Forces Against South West by Valprof: 10:23pm On Nov 13, 2016
Diademk07:


What a delusion! LOL!
SERIOUSLY WHY ARE THE YORUBAS ALWAYS TOSSED HITHER AND YONDER LIKE A LEAF CAST ON OCEAN WAVES?
Politics / Re: North, South East Politicians Join Forces Against South West by Valprof: 10:22pm On Nov 13, 2016
Diademk07:


What a delusion! LOL!
SERIOUSLY WHY ARE THE YORUBAS ALWAYS TOSSED HITHER AND YONDER LIKE A LEAF CAST ON OCEAN WAVES

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Romance / Re: The Wrong Step I Took In Love. by Valprof: 3:05am On Jul 24, 2016
thesuave10:


Actually it moved me( why?? Just for 2 reasons). But take it from me human beings are soooo different especially girls because you really have to understand them completely. Once you do that this post will definitely become positive. Adios bro
modify ur reply to me and delete dat hogwash i typed there....bt leave a letter so dat e go work......delete ur own join....thanks
Romance / Re: The Wrong Step I Took In Love. by Valprof: 3:02am On Jul 24, 2016
halfricanadian:


Ok tanx God bless

Tears aint cos i love d n*gga

I regret every bit of sacrifices i made for him

All d tears are tears of regrets i deeply hate him now i see him as satan
pls modify ur reply to me..remove all i typed but leave a letter or word...then requote.....abeg
Romance / Re: The Wrong Step I Took In Love. by Valprof: 2:15am On Jul 24, 2016
thesuave10:


Actually it moved me( why?? Just for 2 reasons). But take it from me human beings are soooo different especially girls because you really have to understand them completely. Once you do that this post will definitely become positive. Adios bro
i dnt even knw y i typed dat shit
Romance / Re: The Wrong Step I Took In Love. by Valprof: 2:00am On Jul 24, 2016
[quote author=halfricanadian post=47831101]

Ok u will av daughters too tanx[/quote.)...
Romance / Re: The Wrong Step I Took In Love. by Valprof: 1:50am On Jul 24, 2016
Cornerstone99:
Funny, but really there is still true LOVE.
I meet my girl friend on Palmchat and we have been cool together 1 and half now.
ebidozie ona akpotu....sweetie sweetie
ebidozie ona ada.....darling darling
onye mazikwanu mgbe oga ebido
Romance / Re: The Wrong Step I Took In Love. by Valprof: 1:36am On Jul 24, 2016
[quote author=halfricanadian post=47464105]With a bleeding heart i write this as i have taken this bold step to open a thread for this pls i know he is reading or will read it everything is over from my heart i have set you free never ever you come to my life again.

Wen i met you i thought i have found love i thought everything was true but it was a lie the begining of my sorrow pain and agony daily a i tink of was how to make you happy all u thought of was how to fustrate me cry cry cry cry

This is real nd im typing with agony nd tears.

I met you but i was below ur standard all u send to me is ur frnds while u make an excuse dat since im dating your friend you will sleep with my frnds

You always want to eat your cake and have it[/quote.............m sorry........pls modify ur reply to me....delete all i ve written......but leave a letter....then repost....m pleadin
Romance / Re: "Some Girls Are Robbers"-read This Hilarious Story Trending On Twitter by Valprof: 12:31am On Jul 24, 2016
tukdi:
No need to read the story first! I strongly disagree with the op, you cannot use a few female prostitutes to judge some girls/women on the internet! You were a little bit foolish for showing strangers that kind of money, you no smart at all! Thank God they didn't kill you sef! Coming online to form badoo is totally uncalled for! Picture of the girls at the sharwama place or IDONBILIVIT! Your story is one of the most steeewpid story I have read online today! Who brought this rubbish to FRONT PAGE! There is a big difference between female prostitutes and decent girls/women! You cannot mingle with prostitutes and expect good behaviour and Godly principles! OP, U DON BAFF?
read the title of this topic.....the guy said some gaaaaals
Romance / Re: "Some Girls Are Robbers"-read This Hilarious Story Trending On Twitter by Valprof: 12:23am On Jul 24, 2016
1stluv:
Is that all?
is dat all ur sorry life can proffer?
Romance / Re: "Some Girls Are Robbers"-read This Hilarious Story Trending On Twitter by Valprof: 12:23am On Jul 24, 2016
1stluv:
Is that all?
is dat all ur sorry life can proffer
Romance / Re: by Valprof: 11:24pm On Jul 23, 2016
iLegend:


Hahaha! Nice ban for ya spam-atozoa. I'll call King of first to view, never comment: King importexpert to handle your case. My King, I'll soon join you full time in business section.
u mean i shud do it in business section?.....talk coherently nw.....
Romance / Re: by Valprof: 5:48pm On Jul 23, 2016
iLegend:
4. Conversational skill (FemaleSextapes)
3. ESCOFi
2. Attitude (I don't give a fúck, a relaxed and a forgiving attitude)
1. Great in Bed (if you ain't naturally great in bed, then you ain't qualified to be a bad boy)

6. Arrogance
('Organized arrogance' which equals confidence — not 'show-off arrogance')

It's easier to develop arrogance than confidence, so develop extreme arrogance, then divide it by 10 and you'll get confidence. Confidence is hard to develop, but arrogance is easy. Typical arrogance is bad, so keep the one you have "organized" and don't show-off.

5. Humor (normal, sexual and naughty humor). Read the book "Comedy Writing Secrets" by Mel Helitzer.

4. Conversational skills (FemaleSextapes)

Holding a conversation will become one of your easiest task if you know how to use The FemaleSextapes system. The acronym stands for:
F=Family
E=Entertainment
M=Marriage
A=Ambition
L=Language
E=Experiences/Events
S=Sex-life
E=Education
X=Xercise
T=Travel
A=Ask-Me
P=Problems
E=Environmental-observations
S=Scariest Encounter Ever (SEE)

I have NEVER lacked something to talk about in a conversation. One of the key topics like Entertainment can last me for an hour or two and if I notice it's getting boring I switch to Sex-life and if Sex-life gets too heated I reduce it to Problems and so on. There are so many fun things to yan about of you know how to use the FemaleSextapes.

I would've loved to give examples of each, but it's a different post.

3. ESCOFi
ESCOFi is a remote or qualities of a man women love. Pressing the remote correctly is the problem most men have. The acronym stands for Emotion, Sexual, Comical, Other-adventures, Financial, intellectual.

2. Attitude
(I don't give a fúck, a relaxed and a forgiving attitude).

Your composure, confidence, outlook and approach of things is a huge factor.

1. Great in Bed
(If you ain't naturally great in bed, then you ain't qualified to be a bad boy).

You can train yourself to be naturally great in bed; all you need is the right program and instructor. When you master this you'll laugh at people using Viagra, tramadol, root, coda, weed or whatever man-power that's available. I always laugh when people mention these things. Although, occasional and medicinal wéed can be a spice if you wish, but not a default.

You've got the key, they've got the car. If you don't give them the key, they can never move their cars. What Am I saying? As long as a women is not a lesb!an you've got the key to her car. And without your key her car can never be moved, so it's your job to take control.

Don't shy away from your responsibilities. If you don't take charge she won't like you in the first place. Don't wait till it's 'low battery' before you recharge your energy and take charge/control.

With humor, interaction is a breeze. Not everybody understands sarcasm, and not everyone is in a good mood for interaction. There's nothing called rejection to a man who doesn't give a fúck in the first place. It's only when you give a fúck you can get fúcked.

When you see a girl you like observe and attack fast, else that little voice in your head will creep in and discourage you and you'll go home sad and end up meeting your old friend mastūrbation. Same thing with ladies too. If most guys are nervous, so if you like him make a move, but don't show too much interest, else you'll look cheap.

(It's better to fail than never trying. One day you'll laugh and write a book about your failures in life and how it has shaped you).

Wooing for a 'true' bad boy shouldn't take more than 5 minutes while standing, else it's a waste of time and saliva! He's not a pastor. The only time a bad boy will waste some time is if he wants to create emotional rapport or connections. With the attraction he has created within the 5 minutes interval, it's enough to take her number and finish off via phone calls or chats. Check my thread on how to chat.

'True' bad boys are not scared of rejections because they know rejections are inevitable and they're ready to be rejected, but you'll be surprised they hardly get rejected.

Their confidence or 'organized-arrogance' and humor cannot be matched; it's supreme, magnetic and charming. Their 'I don't care what you say body language' cannot be hidden; women perceive it subconsciously.

It's not what you say, but how you say it. Confidence, Humor and 'I Don't Care Mindset' will get you whatever you want.

No one fúcks around when I'm around, so listen. Learn to take risks and actions; stop reading the risks of your actions. — iLegend.

Women are always women; there's nothing you can do about it. They're always looking for a real man not a kid. And bad boys are seen as the real men, while nice guys are seen as the real kids.

(Just wanna make this post short — most of you don't like long posts).

...to be continued with SUCCElowedSS STORIES

Look for troubles, but make sure they're nonviolent.

Keep safe


iLegend
legend i recently got baned becauset i posted money making link here in romance section...does it mean such is nt allowed...advise me.I am a newbie
Romance / Re: *GRAPHICS* Ladies Beware Of ........! by Valprof: 11:06pm On Jul 22, 2016
Ekakamba:
Just imagine what this Man turned this pretty woman into?
please ladies, use your power of choice well.
Marry a good man.
The truth is that most of times, the signs are there for you, but you ignore them.
Make your own money and stop being moved by money and gifts.
These things are not proofs that a Man loves you.
Do you know that just one day beating can purge you of all the good things he got You.
Some of You have good men around you, who are willing to worship you. Instead of marrying such men, you allow greed and desperation to put you into the wrong hands.
Marriage is not a do-or-die affair.
Take your time and observe a Man.
Don't just look at his actions, pay attention to his mindset. As a man thinketh, so is he.
Watch his relationship with other females.
Get his angry intentionally and watch his reaction.
Sometimes push him to the wall.
This is very important.
This woman is lucky to even be alive.
Imagine a man beating up a woman during pregnancy.
Such a bastard.
If you die, the man will get another woman.
So you lose on both sides.
I didn't know that dinosaurs are still in existence
Marry a Man not a boy.
There are good men everywhere
Don't be deceived.
It's just that most of them come in seed form.
You have to discover them.
This journey of marriage is a loooooong one.
What is the benefit of rushing into marriage, only to rush out again.
When you find a good man, stick to him.
Abundance of wealth is good, but it won't guarantee you much happiness.
Avoid men that see women as slaves.
If possible build with your man.
Especially a good man.
ITS MY OPINION THO!
You reserve the exclusive right to make your choice, I hope you make the right choice.


Credit: Uzi
am i supposed to feel sorry..........women prefer it bad and hot
Romance / Re: See What My Girlfriend Did Because I Failed To Sleep With Her by Valprof: 10:41pm On Jul 22, 2016
nma24:
Na u sabi
k sweedie
Romance / Re: See What My Girlfriend Did Because I Failed To Sleep With Her by Valprof: 4:24pm On Jul 21, 2016
nma24:
Guilt?
ya...bt itz lyk nepa.....comes now and then
Politics / Re: Avengers Warns NUPENG, PENGASSAN, Foreigners To Leave Oil Fields by Valprof: 4:20pm On Jul 21, 2016
faari:
who are you?
does is matter

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