miremoses:
lol,I should read my books, do u know me,seriously most of you here use social media to hide ur dirty asses,b**ch I'm not a boy,I'm a working class,I can get your silly bf a job.

dollyjoy:
Actually, stingy people are the worst kind of people to be in an affair with.

Laveda:
Your Ex was really stingy..

Never met such Nigga. if I ever do, I'll dump his ass!

investnow2013:
At the burial service of late father of Sir Emeka Offor at All Saint Anglican Church, Irefi Oraifite today.

What a beautiful casket?

Nutase:
I fit swear their is an 80% chance say her VJ dey smell and d guy no wan embarass her by telling her.
Ladies make I tell una smelly vj dey kill erection including d one caused by viagra.
So, if she like make she give am overdose of viagra once d guy perceive d odour d erection go surrender come apologise to d viagra.

badoh:
Hi nairalanders. Wonders shall never end for this naija o. Everyone with his own useless theory that cannot hold water. I worked with a private secondary school in lagos and when ever we are on break, there is this canteen we normally visit to take launch. On this very day, I decided to register as usual @ d canteen. When I got there, I met a colleague of mine who is a female teacher @ the same sch deep in thought. I initially did not approach her cos I thought may be na d usual clash with the principal that is weighing her down. Alas I was wrong. Small time, tears don deh flow frm her face. I was shocked. I summoned courage to approach her and after enough pestering to know what d issue is, she had to open up to me even though it should have been a private matter. Hear her story. She said she jst got married like a year plus and she's yet to conceive. I never even allow her to finish her statement b4 I said na baba God deh give pickin. She said her husband has been frustrating her in d house. Anytime she wants sex frm her husband, he will say d sex go make him go slim, his cheek go go inside as if person deh suffer frm mal-nutrition. And to cap it all, he said, if he has sex once, it will take him 21 days to recover and that if he go like 4 rounds, na 21*4 days be that. I have tried my best to console her I also told her to try and pet d husband in d middle of the night and let him see reason that the theory is fallacy. But pls nairalanders, is it true that if you have sex once, na 21days you go take recover while if na 10 times, it means na 210 days it will take someone to recover lost blood.

Vizzim:
............. Mehn abeg give me athletic

joycall:
I'm glad you learnt that much. Now it's up to you to use that lesson to live a better life.

joycall:
Who cares what you love? I just confirmed your immaturity. I can't believe I've been comparing notes with a teenager. Gosh.

joycall:
Hahahahahaha still fighting like a woman? Guys like you won't hesitate to beat up their ladies for disagreeing with them.

But wait, are you a teenager? You act like one.

joycall:
Hahahahahaha wailings of a defeated man. Oya go and die your second death.

joycall:
Bleached face? Hahahaha mugu. I already told you you'd die if you saw me. Anyway, now that you've seen that which was driving you crazy, let me now remove it before you masturbate on it. Hahahahahaha loser!

joycall:
I was just waiting for you to rant about my picture again. Fools like you are easy to predict.

You really think l must be ugly to not like Uti? Even Uti whom you've been defending like your life depends on it will deny you for your stupidity.

joycall:
1. You attacked me like a deranged animal cos l said l don't like Uti. You think every girl must like Uti? Guy, true wisdom lies in knowing you're foolish.

2. You say you don't like Uti but the slightest chance you get to chant his name you quickly grab and hold on to it like someone whose soul has been lost to homosexuality. You say that you're not "really" into Uti but I bet you jack off at the mere mention of his name. Is it me you're hurting or yourself? Think.

3. You keep bickering "pussy". I bet your "wide pussy" imagination is a function of what you've seen of your mother's. Incest. Child Abuse. That's alright. At least we know why you cheer for MEN.

4. No. I don't have premarital sex. Before you run mad over that FACT and attack me again, pls go and attack your mother and leave me alone. Ask her why she destroyed your life.

5. Stop being bitter. I didn't cause your misery. But if you insist, call 666.

joycall:
You edited your stupidity to prove a point. Idiot. You can't even write well. See, don't talk about my beauty cos if you see me you'll die. And go through my posts. Not every girl will be like your mother whoring her life away since her teenage years before your father came along to free her!! Eeediot.

Rett0:


So on point. This is what I tell Men that cheat.
Real men control their emotions.
Only babies can't put their emotions in check.
Thank God for the kind of man I married...

ibibiofirstlady:
I wish Naija men will be sane

joycall:
What exactly is your problem? Are you sick? Since you like him that much why not go fork him. Afterall, rumours abound that he's gay.

chimere66:
The Nigerian Air Force (NAF) has carried out a recent attack on Boko Haram insurgents’ location outskirt of Malkonori in northern Borno State. The latest attack was a follow-up to the close air support operation that repelled the insurgents who attacked own ground forces at Kangarwa. Survivors among the insurgents had fled to Dogochuku where they were also attacked by NAF fighter aircraft and forced to relocate to Malkonori. Ground forces confirmed a number of the insurgents were killed and their vehicle destroyed from the latest air strike at Malkonori.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyioNZIaP2Q


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/11/naf-attacks-boko-haram-location-at.html

joycall:
Naaaa. Like l said, not my type. Not every girl likes frivolities.

9jaAmerican:
u r a very stupid person for calling a person ugly over a trival argument..u wey dey talk no even get profile pics make we see as u over fine.RUBBISH

Daniel058:
I dey wait make Donald Trump retweet my comments about him on nairaland.




Guy go be like " Please sir I'm very sorry, biko zienu forgive me, I can only fully understand that you have forgiven me if you accept to officially[b]... EMPLOY.... [/b] me to dey shine your shoe even if na washing your toilet" "





#killing_two_birds_with_1_stone.

Daniel058:
I dey wait make Donald Trump retweet my comments about him on nairaland.




Guy go be like " Please sir I'm very sorry, biko zienu forgive me, I can only fully understand that you have forgiven me if you accept to officially[b]... EMPLOY.... [/b] me to dey shine your shoe even if na washing your toilet" "





#killing_two_birds_with_1_stone.

DukeNija:
(BEFORE THE NAME CHECKERS ARRIVE) THIS AWARD IS NOT FOR A REGION. IT IS FOR ALL THE INTELLIGENT AND HARDWORKING NIGERIANS IN DIASPORA.

bigfrancis21:
Great Lions and Lionesses!

haywire07:
Theh hav buried his mates last week, he will hav to wait for d next batch


*modified*
To all dos THINGS quoting me to say I have no respect or manners for d dead , I hope he has dashed you his gun and uniform since u have manners

Eyin werey

haywire07:
Theh hav buried his mates last week, he will hav to wait for d next batch


*modified*
To all dos THINGS quoting me to say I have no respect or manners for d dead , I hope he has dashed you his gun and uniform since u have manners

Eyin werey

joycall:
Hahahahahaha a fan wants to die. Or are you gay?

joycall:
Hahahahahaha a fan wants to die. Or are you gay?

Armstrong34:
Afonjas known as chest beaters since 1960...makin empty threats.... My brown roof brothers has forgotten that they need alliances wif another geo-political zone to stay in power.... We d SE/SE prefer to dine with the devil(north) than that backstabbing afonjas.... I c afonjas getting frustrated n knocked out of the game 2019....cos you gonna b on ur own.... No region wuld associate wif u motherfuckers... Lemme c d magic afonja wuld perform... Empty chest beaters

omofunaab:
I really don't like the idea of any stupid alliance with anybody.

History has shown that ,the only time we progressed more was when we concentrated more on our region .

Political alignments is just the coming together of power seeking politicians that wants power at the top.

It doesn't favor the people. .what will favor the people is regional integration.

We don't want the situation whereby our politicians will go to abuja and they will return by telling us buhari gave us identity, we are the south west, we don't celebrate identity over developments like some will do.

The agitation should be restructuring. We felt we could gain more and consolidate on our achievements by aligning with the center , which was okay. But we lost out in giving lagos a special status despite Nigeria making the core of it's non oil revenue in south west states of Lagos and ogun.

Yes we lost out on that, but that's politics,
Now we need to re strategise but seeking political alliance with other regions shouldn't be our priority now.

Instead we should go back to our age long agitation, which is restructuring. That's the only way to diversification and that's what will benefit the south west people

solasoulmusic:

Your hiss Koleyeyin

joycall:
I like the guy. Cool and calm. Can't stand Uti. Too taken with himself.

solasoulmusic:

Pele