₦airaland Forum

berem:
Olisa Metuh has warned you internet warriors not to insult the priest. You either take it or leave it.

Ekwucha go m!

no insult
but the man dey change like chameleon
here today there tomorrow
switching from ohakim to rochas to ohakim and to rochas again
switching from Goodluck to buhari in less than a month
that is fickleness

berem:
Indeed! And you think you're more catholic than me or you know the Catholic doctrines more than I do? Tell me what Fr. Mbaka has said that warrants him to be dealt with by the Catholic Church. What you are afraid to tell Jonathan and his useless government, Fr. Mbaka has done it for you. It is left fo you to do your own part as an electorate from the SE.

father mbaka has a long history of talking before he thinks
dude has been misfiring since 1929

Aksonman:
A moving force in Igboland? Fr Mbaka? Go and have a chat with Chimaroke Nnamani.

chimaroke really beat mbaka blue and black
the priest nearly ran away from the pulpit

he even tried, some go as low as 8 years girl

LouisVanGaal:
since when has 'certificates' been used to adjudged good leaders? If so, then all professors would be 'potential presidents'...does it make sense to u?..

and I ask, why did you waste time going to school?

NgeneUkwenu:
But has the INEC complained of not being satisfied with the Affidavit as submitted by Buhari? Why are you taking panadol extra for their (INEC) headache?

shame on you
if na jonathan no get certificate , you will want him impeached

NgeneUkwenu:
So you mean jonathan has showed you his Certificates before?

yes na

LouisVanGaal:
All of a sudden, buhari's certificate is now Nigeria's problem...see how PDP uses frivolities to re-direct focus from dia government? My people perish because of lack of wisdom...

your people perish for lack of knowledge
and buhari is a good example of no knwledge
without a certificate, how can you prove your knowledge?

Fr Mbaka talks first and thinks later

donnypool:
na lie, if he died on a bad federal road, then he suppose go knock GEJ door

if he die for state road, the state govt door na he suppose knock

if he dey speed come loose control, then na the neighbours dey play door bell ring run game

I wonder o
e no go knock road contractor door

Hollawaley:
Tell ur spiritual pastor or Imam to advice and pray for you

there we go, the exploitation is about to begin

iamord:
he is not yet resting in peace! There is more to his death which has to be investigated, once that is done and and the necessary procedures is done! U will see no more of him

ok, go and bring him out and question him to tell you how he died

An2elect2:
I cosign this. A dead person is dead and gone.
What they are 'seeing' is a demon.

which demon?
the op smoke paw paw leaves, it always makes people see and hear things

we need to catch this ghost and frog jump him back to the mortuary

Holywizard:
Hello nairalanders. This is no joke. Last week Saturday, my cousin was returning from Lagos to village, when he had an accident before Benin and died instantly.

His remains is in the mortuary but his spirit is disturbing.

He'll go to his maternal home as well as his other relatives' houses and be knocking. If one should open the door, he/she wont see anyone.

Has anyone here encountered the same problem because I'm really scared.

Is there any solution?

Joke of the year 2015

Adminisher:
If you look at the tummies of Badeh and Minimah, the money they, Ihejerika and Amosun have stolen and are reportedly stealing then you wil understand the disaster this simpleton Ijaw man has done in the army.Genrals who run away from Boko Haram who cant secure their home towns and who steal weapon acquisition budget causing unprecendented acts of cowatdice and mutinies in the armed forces are just the kind of people you expect to do this. Anyway.their future is not very.bright.anyway..

dont forget the damage done by illiterate soldiers and generals who cannot operate simple army equipment

lawanson44:
The first two people you contested with are stark illiterates! Tmes have changed now. Nigeria does not need someone who is not educated as a leader talkless of a cattle rearer! Buhari, produce your certificates or go back to milking your cows in katsina.

if buhari is allowed to run for this election
schools should be locked because it is not important to go to school
I will oppose schooling

wirinet:
You are actually very ignorant. Most successful businessmen in Nigeria and the world at large are stark illiterates (by your standard) and they lead many Phd holders and even professors. Holding a paper certificate does not necessarily make you a good leader. Madam peace has a Master's degree, that does not make her a better leader than Dangote.

you are the ignorant one here
why then did you go to school
why are you suppoting yr kids to go to school since illiteracy rules in your world?

simdam500:
Buhari certificate eh da? Goodluck u get certificate but wetin u don improve with your certificate?

both parties are useless.... if only a leader can be appointed aside these two useless mor***f***krr

who is more useless among the two useless ?

Support Buhari
the illiterate general to lead us backwards

igbanbajo:
@OP
Run for cover. Stay away from her.
A girl who created a scene (with your neighbours hearing your hot exchange of words) and eventually demanded for payment for all sex had (still to the hearing of all) is simply a prostitute. No need to think twice about it.

na lie
even if you married angel and treat her bad
she will turn to trouble maker and naked herself outside
what di the brother do and say to her
dont condemn the gurl too much

sueappostle:
My friend think twice because women can also really conceal their really personality when it comes to marriage issue, especially when she knew you're a serious type.
Moreover, I guess the bible has a clue to it when it says "OUT OF THE ABUNDANCE OF THE HEART, THE MOUTH SPEAK"
marrying a pretentious prostitude is like living in HELL on EARTH

olodo!
quoting the bible while not condming fornication
hypocriiite!

marry her!
the girl is blunt and blurts it out
she is better than a slow poison gurl who will bottle it up and poison you later
fix the wedding date asap

olajide8:
It's quite pathetic - you have never served in the military, and have neither a relation, relative or parent that served in the military- what the military do is hold unto all trainings and certifications they give to you - because they actually trained you for it- what certification does the NDA zaira give? in other words it's to show they own you till death- either by retirement or death - oh! They have an engineering faculty, medical, electrical, administration, aviation, shipping- name it and they go for 4years sometimes 5years and then graduate and then start with 2nd Lt., we visit their hospitals for treatment, military hospital Yaba and Ikoyi are examples- an engineer that studied in a conventional university can't repair or maintain their hard ware- it's a shame- when children like you - can't see the rubbish and the valley into which we a tumbling- except of course- you are indirectly routing for the systematic implosion and disintegration of nigeria- through misrule and misgovernance, working towards the attainment of the nigeria disintegration come 2015- and the you are doing everything to ensure thus- traitors" to the unity of nigeria -

we are not talkng of certificate obtained while in military services
we are asking his qualification to enter army
abi none?
and yet we have graduate souterners begging to join the military for years
yet Almajiri teens are being recruited
una yansh don open

pobosky20:
Were you in the toilet when some illiterates duped the FG and its so called "P.hd rulers" that it had negotiated a cease fire with Boko Haram? Shey u think say to govern na by certificate? make Soyinka take over na. Mtchewww

you cannot justify illegality
there is no way a stark illiterate will lead Phd holders
in this modern age?
which means boko haram are right then

barcanista:
Petition APC or the Military for that. I dnt do childish rants.

if I be jonathan, all military men must submit certificates tomorrow morning
we need to know why the military is misbehaving

barcanista:
Buhari always honor political debates.

certificates first

olajide8:
Oh- what a shame!!! Because of Jonathan a whole General certification is being debated- formal head of state! - something that needs no debate- what a useless set of people- now it's obvious jonathan and sambo are the ones of questionable character- every fabric of the nigerian stratosphere has been messed up- when GEJ was still thinking of what to do with himself this man was already ruling this country- fighting for the unity of this country- but now see what useless lawless people have done, even the military has been dragged into this mess! These are people that if the civil government can't sort out issues- they should come to the unification and settlement of these issues- they are in actual terms nigeria! Now you see that the boko-haram issue is a F.G formulated situation and that's why the military haven't fought the problem? They have been drafted into it- that's why ihejirika was sacked - he was fighting for nigeria* and honestly speaking, looking at it critically, he was a torn- in the flesh of this administration- he may have, over thrown this government had it been - he was still authority.

forget the dogo turenchi
we need the certificates
illiterates should not lead us again
this is not 1960s

codedguy1:
GEJ has even made it easy for him by providing a number of Almajiri schools in the North.

He should quickly enrol in one of them quickly atleast after like 4/5 attempts he may/might/should be ready for 2019.

At 78 he should still be eligible to be beaten at the polls again.

#BuhariShowYourCertificate.

make una pity this man na, na only him be illiterate general before?

eighTHREAD:
Attack the message and not the messenger.

the message is wrong ni

first, I think Jonathan is clueless and incompetent as a president of this big country, and I also think that Buhari is too old and too religiously twisted that he should not rule Nigeria. SO I WILL NOT VOTE FOR EITHER OF THEM. My voting will be for governorship and not for any of the two wrong choices on offer.

If this man is to be any other ordinary politician, I will not bother with his flippant utterances but because he came to prominence from the pulpit, many people are always looking towards him for spiritual guidance, and he is misleading them. Take these examples;

1. The Chimaroke Saga

Because Chimaroke Nnamani was a Methodist worshipper, Mbaka fought him every inch of the governorship days and caused a lot of trouble in the state. Trouble everyday, the reverend swore to pull off his holy robes if ever chimaroke was reelected, but he ate his words whn chimaroke was overwhelmingly voted in to rule again, even winning the senate after. Holy ghjost fire he invented against chimaroke was useless and he became a laughing stock.

2. Adoration killings case

Fr. Mbaka is was that locked up his worship cenre and hyped up the worshippers with anti government preaching all night and was warning that the govt will attack the worshippers, in the morning a stampede ensued when people trooping to leave the worship grounds were trapped as the gates were locked from the inside, 13 people dies in the stampede that followed, and it took the intervention of the bishops and other important men to stop the riots that followed

3. The assasination hoax

Fr. Mbaka once claimed that he was shot at many times in his car as he was coming back from the bishops house one midnight at enugu. he claimed he was saved by the holy spirit, later vanguard carried a story that the car was sprayed by policemen on information at a checkpoint after the car was snatched from Mbaka earlier By robbers.

4. Ohakim sacking lies

The reverend waded into imo state when his enemy left enugu and a catholic priest came in the form of chime. he single handedly hyped a news report that ohakim flogged a catholic priest, and formed a song with the incident. ohakim fell and rochas took over, the rest is history

5. The 50m bounced cheque case

Rochas gave the catholic community in owerri a bounced cheque and mbaka pounced on the inside info, accusing rochas of fraud and raising hell, the catholic bishop of owerri warned mbaka to hands off imo affairs

6. Wicked generation

this is a tape record of the sermons of this reverend father which can incite a child of God to become bitter to the extent of becoming a terrorist. he raised fire on the elites, of which he is among, he owns a lot of lands and buildings like the elites

7. Union bank debt case

Fr. Mbaka took a loan fom union bank to float a company and when he could not pay up, the bank came to claim their money as most banke were being pursued under sanusi, the reverend placed a curse on the bank, saying the bank will fold up if care is not taken. This man likes to mix things up.

He has so many followers but they may be undergoing some serious brainwashing.

another yar adua waiting to happen