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asala1: Guy, the 'o' button is very far away from '0' button. One is a number, the other is an alphabet, stop interchanging them. It can be annoying.

Can't you figure it out, the guys keypad is not good.

mumumugu: Hypocrite seeking public sympathy

You are in trouble.

[quote author=♥Dεs•Chγκσ♥]His reward is supposed to be in heaven.. That's his job and it's no news if he did it.. We won't expect armed robbers to do that, would we?[/quote]Don't die yet, its too early to die.

[quote author=sкчscrαρεr™]So people dey watch match for hauz, na how dem dey enjoy am? Viewing centre tinz[/quote]Correct bro, I have dstv and metro digital in my room yet I go out to watch match at viewing centers just for the fun of it.

Confused, totally confused

plaindealer: www.nairaland.com/attachments/1219801_Ansuth5_jpgb08fcfd5462e9204ecf4a4b23864d24e



This is uncompleted? Are you blind or just playing dumb?

Am not playing...it is undergoing finishing touches

And so?

Chelsea all the way....where is haters afam4eva and mu sweetheart mukina2

[quote author=vanguard1]5) Sex

Yes, that's right! I'm talking about the type of sex where you take your time to make sure your partner is fully satisfied.
Small tip for the Ladies: when he comes home from work, meet him at the door naked and slowly bring him to the room and rock his world. Don't just do the same routine sex like everyday. Once in a while, light it up in the bedroom and I guarantee you, he'll be hooked to your hip forever.

I swear, if any Nairaland babe can guarantee me this, I will be hooked to her forever.[/quote/]

5) Sex

Yes, that's right! I'm talking about the type of sex where you take your time to make sure your partner is fully satisfied.
Small tip for the Ladies: when he comes home from work, meet him at the door naked and slowly bring him to the room and rock his world. Don't just do the same routine sex like everyday. Once in a while, light it up in the bedroom and I guarantee you, he'll be hooked to your hip forever.[/quote]I swear, if any Nairaland babe can guarantee me this, I will be hooked to her forever.

The girl wowo sha...-s that the best he can get

plaindealer: It's under construction, but it's already old, battered and falling apart ?

You try no be small....

Who told you, the building is still barely completed

Prodigal son: if GEJ is Nigeria's best President ever,, then dia is no hope 4 d future.

Your handle says it all

Safe journey Nigeria's best president ever, may God take and bring you back

In my village, its a taboo to kill a lion, Instead we use them as pets.

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That's your University teaching hospital.

Hope that qualifies for magnificently well...

Obi started the construction of that teaching hospital and it is still under construction

EmmyDe25: Yeah, ONLY thieves.

Come out of your illusion

Policewoman: Okwu nkasi obi. Continue wallowing in your delusions

Why are you disturbed nah....Your boyfriend is surely a maga

@op, true story but don't let your girlfriend see this because if she does.....................vaseline is costly this days ooooooo

satowind: Datowind's birthday loading. Who still dey talk of girl friends in this modern generation were dere is android and friends with benefits. s ;

Aint you ashamed of your age.

[quote author=IGBO-SON]^^^He will perform like Obi performed......the apple doesn't fall far from the tree![/quote]Yes, I want him to perform like obi, obi did magnificiently well.

Prowizy2: GO AND DIE

Thank you

thegoodone: i disagree with u.come 2015,pdp,lp and apuga will merge and be come majority.lp will win many state 2015.

I pray so, am averse to Apc been the majority.

abu12: Haba you be mumu o, them tell u say kwara state get shareholder? Kwara na one man business, saraki has the final say.

Even saraki himself will be affected by the raging storm. Abdulfattah should have known better

joseph1832: From what Iwas thought as a former corps member. to serve Nigeria doesn't mean one has to part with his or her money, I was thought one has to use whatever skills and knowledge one learned in school put it to good use in a way that it will affect the lives of the people in the community one resides in.

Okay, I give up.

this people should investigate and find out who she is giving the money, somethings doesn't add up. This girls life or something dear to her might have been threatened by whoever she gave the money.
No matter what, I will still say rest in peace.

SLIDE waxie: Pix pls

i'll like to see how diesel is packed in a sack

Lol.....am imagining how surprised the security men will look seeing liquid packed in sack. People eeee

Prowizy2: Yea, true it happend along oxbow lake road close 2 julius berger round about.
I took some live pics even b4 reporters arrived, bt i won't upload it nobody will pay me here.

Also d video

Saving it 4 sum local TV stations

#Hustling

We now know you live in the third world city called bayelsa....publicity comment well lived.

Bright2: Ok, i'll set up board of enquiry to get real report of this.Just go to your house & sleep!

Seriously??

Lilimax: Those that were caught should be dealt with severly>
and they must tell us who sent them on this evil mission .

Yes...I agree with you sweety.

[quote author=AB$I]Dangote himself is a FUNNEL for STOLEN PUBLIC FUNDS to and from Nigeria and our President's MENTOR[/quote]Failure that's what you are, must you drag GEJ into every single thread on Nairaland.